Hu Lai has a nickname, "Crazy Woman".

She was born with a crooked mouth and an evil look. When the classmates looked at him, they always avoided their eyes. Some were sympathetic, some were afraid, and some were laughing.

Beauty is a kind of capital, and ugliness seems to be the original sin.

For a while, Hu Lai hated looking in the mirror. In junior high school, in order to change the situation, she started saving money to buy some cosmetics. She learned makeup from online videos. Naturally, she couldn’t do it well at first, and with cheap cosmetics, one time, her face Paint red and green and go to school.

The return rate is [-]%.

In the end, he was scolded by the class teacher as "crazy and crazy", so he got the nickname.

Hu Lai didn't dislike this nickname, after all, compared to "Crazy Woman", the elementary school nickname - "Ugly Monster" was more lethal.

Cheap cosmetics are not useless either.

She has few likes and many dislikes.

Among the things I hate, pranks are the most.

There are many things to be afraid of, and the mouse is the first.

A few days after finishing her class in the second year of junior high school, she was still unpopular in the new class, and few people were willing to talk to her.

One day when she walked into the class, she saw a few boys forming a circle and peeking at her maliciously. She pretended not to care, and sat back in her seat silently. She reached out to take the books from the desk, but she seemed to touch something and felt strange. , when she looked in, her scalp went numb for a moment, her whole body was frightened out of her wits, and she screamed again and again, it was a dead mouse!

She backed up again and again, clutching her head and ran out of the classroom. There was laughter behind her, but she was stung by the laughter. The dead mouse scared her completely out of her senses, and rushed downstairs with tears all over her face!

She has only one thought, she wants to escape!

At the corner of the stairs, he bumped into a person firmly and almost knocked him down the stairs. Fortunately, the person grabbed the railing with quick eyesight and hands.

Just as the man was about to speak, he saw Hu Lai crouching down on the spot, collapsing and crying...

Thinking that the girl was hurt by him, the boy opposite hurriedly squatted beside her and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't notice you coming down, are you okay?"

Hu Lai couldn't hear him, still crying loudly.

The boy was a little anxious and didn't know what to do: "Don't cry, where did you hit your foot? I can carry you to the clinic."

As he spoke, he squatted down in front of Hu Lai.

After a while, Hu Lai gradually calmed down, sobbing: "No... none of your business." She let go of her hands, and when she raised her head, she saw a face very close to her, with a kind smile on it , Said: "You are Hu Lai, right? I've heard of you, and I'm Zhang Xiaoxin." Anyone who sees his face will not be too calm, but there is no fear or contempt, no sympathy and pity in these eyes. Her eyes were always flat.

Hu Lai also knew about Zhang Xiaoxin, perhaps because of the filter with tears in his eyes, Zhang Xiaoxin's face looked pretty.

"Are you okay, I didn't notice you coming down just now." Zhang Xiaoxin thought he had hurt Hu Lai, and slowly helped her up, "I'll take you to the clinic at the gate of the school."

"No need..." Thinking of the dead mouse, Hu Lai grabbed Zhang Xiaoxin's hand in a panic.

At this time, another person came down from upstairs, it was Guo Fei.

Guo Fei had just witnessed everything in the classroom, and out of sympathy, he wanted to go downstairs to have a look. When he bumped into the two of them, he had to ask Hu Lai awkwardly, "Are you okay?"

Guo Fei is also a legend, and the three of them have a sense of sympathy for each other as "people of the hour" on campus.

The first meeting of the three people stemmed from this malicious "joke".

After talking, Zhang Xiaoxin figured out what was going on, and rushed into the classroom and threw the dead mouse into the perpetrator's desk. Later, he even thought that Hu Lai would have a shadow, and changed desks with her.

**

Guo Fei also has a nickname, "Shit Eater".

The source of evil is the truth-telling game at their class gathering in the first grade of junior high school.

Q: What's the most daring thing you've ever done?

Guo Fei replied: Eat shit.

Then Guo Fei recounted in detail his experience of eating shit out of curiosity, and he didn't notice any distasteful eyes from his classmates. Everyone in middle school knows that there is a big guy who has eaten shit in the school.

As soon as Guo Fei arrives at school, everyone he meets will be asked: "Does shit taste good?"

Guo Fei disagrees, he thinks he will become a scientist in the future, practice is the first step of science.

Shit, no one eats it.

But he has!

If there are "historians" in the world, shouldn't there be "shit scientists"?

Eat your own shit and make others laugh!

Later Zhang Xiaoxin listened to some of his theories and said that he would become a philosopher.

Hu Lai knew his glorious deeds. After getting acquainted with him, the first sentence he asked was: "I have eaten shit, why don't you try drinking urine?"

Zhang Xiaoxin thought that Guo Fei would definitely curse, but Guo Fei nodded in agreement: "It can be considered."

Zhang Xiaoxin: "..."

They are all strange people!

The place where the three of them stay most often is Zhang Xiaoxin's home.

Hu Lai said more than once that she envied Zhang Xiaoxin.

Hu Lai doesn't have a mother, and her father doesn't like her very much.And Zhang Xiaoxin's parents are very educated at first glance, every time he and Guo Fei go, they will be warmly entertained.

Zhang's mother is beautiful and good at cooking, Zhang's father is tall and easy-going, and speaks in a gentle manner.Every happy family is alike, every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Guo Fei didn't say it, but Hu Lai could tell that he also liked Zhang Xiaoxin's family very much.

Guo Fei especially likes to study some things that are not available.

Once he got a low-quality heartbeat detector from nowhere, and he could detect the heartbeat frequency by clipping the clip on his finger. Hu Lai and Zhang Xiaoxin acted as guinea pigs for him twice, and after proving that his heartbeat was normal, he no longer wanted to Play with him.

That day, the three of them gathered at Zhang Xiaoxin's house to watch TV. The two of them showed their gentlemanly demeanor and "voluntarily" gave up the remote control. The channel was taken over by Hu Lai, and the idol drama that made him loveless in his life was broadcast.

It is broadcasting until the male and female protagonists reunite and kiss each other passionately.

Hu Lai curled up her fingers and said excitedly, "It's so sweet! The hero and heroine are a good match!"

Zhang Xiaoxin was drowsy: "..." Turning his head to look, Guo Fei's face was dull, and he didn't know where his soul was wandering.

Finally, one episode passed, the opening song was sung, Zhang Xiaoxin hadn’t opened his mouth yet, when Guo Fei clamped the broken heartbeat instrument on his finger, and said loudly to Hu Lai, “Hu Lai, let’s kiss!”

Zhang Xiaoxin: "???"

Hu Laifang regained consciousness from the plot of the TV series, and was scared to death by his voice. Thinking about what he said again, he turned his head strangely and said, "Brother Fei, are you so deeply stimulated by the TV series?"

Guo Fei explained in the spirit of seeking knowledge: "It was said in the TV series just now that kissing makes the heart beat faster and you can't breathe. I just wanted to see if it was true."

He asked seriously: "Why do humans choose to kiss when expressing intimacy, especially lovers, is it an instinctive reproductive step? Is kissing related to human evolution?"

Hu Lai rolled his eyes: "How do you manage to make romantic things so boring?"

"This is an experiment." Guo Fei still hasn't given up. After all, Hu Lai is the only female in this room.

Hu Lai originally refused, but in the end she didn't have his idea of ​​"dedicated to science". She was also a little curious about what it feels like to kiss, so she closed her eyes and said, "Come on, just give it a shot!"

Guo Fei took a deep breath and slowly approached her.

Zhang Xiaoxin was dumbfounded: "You guys..." He lost his voice as soon as he said two words. He happened to be sitting opposite the two of them, and he had an excellent auditorium. Guo Fei almost kissed him...

Zhang Xiaoxin noticed that the number on the display screen of Guo Fei's heartbeat was soaring, so he shut up obediently, stared at the two of them, and unconsciously became nervous.

At the critical moment, Hu Lai suddenly opened his eyes, seeing Guo Fei's big face, and pushed him away in fright, "No..."

Under stress, Hu Lai exerted all his strength, and Guo Fei was pushed to the ground by her, and asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

Hu Lai covered her mouth, wondering: "...When I think of you eating shit, I can't open my mouth..."

"Hahahaha..." Forgive Zhang Xiaoxin for laughing unkindly.

Guo Fei was so angry that he hit him: "Laugh again! Come and kiss me if you laugh again!"

**

Every school has its horror tales.

Eight out of ten horror legends in Qingyue Middle School are about Zhang Xiaoxin, who is the protagonist of a walking horror movie.

One day, Hu Lai finally couldn't bear it anymore, and summoned up the courage to ask Zhang Xiaoxin whether the rumors were true or not, "Can you really see ghosts?"

Guo Fei also secretly pricked up his ears beside him.

Zhang Xiaoxin was struggling with the English problem, and he didn't raise his eyes when he heard it, pretending to be mysterious and asking: "What do you think?"

"I don't believe it." Hu Lai originally scoffed at the rumors about Zhang Xiaoxin in the school, but couldn't bear curiosity and asked, "Then why are they spreading rumors..."

"I'll tell you when I have a chance." Zhang Xiaoxin finally finished the paper, handed it to the class representative who just came to collect the homework, and then blinked at him: "I have something to do in the afternoon, tell the teacher that I have a fever ..." After finishing speaking, he picked up his schoolbag and left gracefully.

Usually, Hu Lai would never ask him what he was doing, but this time, by accident, he wanted to follow her. She put on her coat and was about to leave, but Guo Fei immediately followed her, "I'm going too!"

Zhang Xiaoxin ran to the carport, pedaled his bicycle and drove fast, out of the school and on the road, Guo Fei followed behind and saw him get into a community from a distance, and then he was nowhere to be found.

The two wandered around the neighborhood for a while, but they didn't even see Zhang Xiaoxin. Hu Lai couldn't help complaining: "You can lose track of everyone?" She didn't really blame Guo Fei, for there was a Hu Lai sitting on the back of his bicycle. , naturally not as relaxed as the previous Zhang Xiaoxin, and it is understandable to lose people, but Hu Lai is just irritable for no reason.

Guo Fei saw her unrequited expression, and said helplessly, "Why don't you come up and let's go around and look for it?"

Hu Lai sat in the back seat: "Forget it, go back, and ask him next time."

While the two were talking, there was a sudden whistle sound. The road under the apartment building was not that spacious. He was in the middle of the road, blocking the car behind. Guo Fei moved the car to the side. The car approached slowly and then stopped in front of them.

Rolling down the car window, revealing Zhang Xiaoxin's astonished face: "Why are you two here?" After finishing speaking, he realized that he was following him. He turned his head and said something to the person in the driver's seat, then got out of the car and went to the trunk to pick him up. bike.

The car immediately backed up to the parking space just now, but the person in the driver's seat didn't get out of the car, as if it was someone's special driver.

Hu Lai's eyes were sharp, and he could see that the car was expensive, and the neighborhood was recognized as a wealthy area. As soon as the car left, he immediately asked Zhang Xiaoxin: "Brother Xin, is your family rich?"

"Do you know who that is?" Zhang Xiaoxin attached Hu Lai's ear and said a name.

Hu Lai's eyes widened instantly, "Public Security Bureau Chief?!"

"Hush..." Zhang Xiaoxin motioned her to lower her voice, "Whose car do you take? Let's go back to school together!"

When Hu Lai told Guo Fei the shocking news, Guo Fei was also shocked.

On the way back to school, Zhang Xiaoxin told the whole story.

It turned out that the wife of the director had just passed away a few days ago, Zhang Xiaoxin's mother knew the wife of the director, and Zhang Xiaoxin came to express condolences.

Although it was a little strange to think about it, the two of them still accepted Zhang Xiaoxin's statement.After all, stalking is not a good thing. Hu Lai sat in the back seat of Guo Fei and apologized embarrassedly: "We care about you, not wanting to know your privacy..."

Zhang Xiaoxin shook his head, smiled and said, "I know what you're curious about, and I'll tell you guys later... I'll tell you when I have a chance."

Hu Lai nodded, "I hope that day will come sooner!"

Hu Lai couldn't understand why such a kind and warm person like Zhang Xiaoxin would be isolated.

After thinking about it, Guo Fei is not the same, somehow he became the laughing stock of the whole school, if not, people like her would not have the chance to become friends with them.

"Why don't we go play, we skipped class anyway!" Guo Fei said excitedly, "Let's take a boat to see flowers!"

"Where can I show you the flowers this season?" Hu Lai patted him on the back, belatedly: "Where are you going to take the boat?" If you're not interested in looking at flowers, you can try taking the boat.

Guo Fei was full of desire: "This is the time when Polygonum flowers bloom! Come with me! If there are no flowers, let's have a picnic!"

Together, the three of them found a tablecloth, bought a lot of snacks, and headed for Nanshan.

At the bottom of the Nanshan Lake, it is a 5-minute boat ride away. The shoal on the other side of the South Lake is a sparse purple.

"I just said that there are flowers to see! Although it's not the best time, let's make do with it."

Hu Lai wrinkled his nose: "Those pictures on the Internet are all deceptions. What kind of flower sea is not as high as the instep."

When they were all here, the three of them found a place to spread cloth, and watched the passing ships.

Guo Fei kept showing his profound knowledge: "Do you know that you can go directly to the province by boat from Nanhu? Although the transfer in the middle is troublesome, it is really interesting."

"What's so interesting?" Hu Lai was puzzled.

"It's all by water! Isn't it fun?"

Hu Lai rolled his eyes, "I'd rather take a car than get dizzy by a boat."

Guo Fei was in a hurry: "You are very moody!"

"Why is it so boring to ride in a car?"

"..."

Zhang Xiaoxin didn't speak, just smiled and watched them bicker.

With the wind of late autumn, the three of them had nothing to do all afternoon.

In the end, it was agreed that we would come again in the coming year when the shoals were full of Polygonum flowers and the sea of ​​purple flowers filled the sky.

A long time later, when they were separated and the Polygonum flowers bloomed for several seasons, they didn't come back, and Zhang Xiaoxin didn't tell them whether the "ghost" legends about him were true or not.But Hu Lai didn't care anymore, she thought, if Zhang Xiaoxin could really see ghosts, maybe he would like ghosts more, after all, people are so bad.

**

Since childhood, there were various small groups in the class, but Hu Lai could never integrate into any of them, so on a morning when she didn't care about attending classes, she decided to organize a "group" by herself.

She tore off a piece of paper and wrote: How about a combination of the three of us?

Then he threw the note to Guo Fei in the front row, Guo Fei finished writing and threw it to Zhang Xiaoxin on the side, Zhang Xiaoxin threw it back, and so on.

Guo Fei: Combination? SHE?I choose Hebe.

Zhang Xiaoxin: ==, the combination of two men and one woman should be called Feier Band.

When the note came back, Hu Lai wrote the first step: "Think of a name first."

Guo Fei: It can be called a "criminal gang".

Zhang Xiaoxin: I was arrested as soon as I went out.

Holly: Criminal gangs? ? ?Why not just call it the Dark Organization...

Guo Fei: No taste.

Zhang Xiaoxin: "Organization" is fine, what kind of organization?

Hu Lai: "Three Immortals Organization", I am a little fairy after all~

Guo Fei: No.

Zhang Xiaoxin: +1.I immediately thought of three delicacies, let's eat three delicacies together at noon...

Hu Lai: What's that called? ps. Ground three delicacies ok.

Guo Fei: Isn't the "criminal gang" not powerful enough?

Zhang Xiaoxin: How about calling it the "Three Gods Organization" - we are recognized as the three neuropathies.

Hu Lai: It has connotations.

Guo Fei: Cool.

[Three Gods Organization] announced the establishment!

Hu Lai didn't like school at first.

The first is that the grades are not good, and the teacher does not like it, and the second is that he has no friends.

However, it is different now.

She is now a member of the "Three Gods Organization".

The members of the organization are all well-known psychopaths in the school.

Throughout the first year of junior high school, Hu Lai had only heard of the other two by name but never met them. Coincidentally, the three of them were assigned to a class in the second year of junior high school, and three loners got together.This world seems to have no tolerance for anything out of line, whether it's her face, Guo Fei's strange thoughts, or Zhang Xiaoxin's yin and yang eyes that no one knows if it's true or not.

After the establishment of the organization, the three of them simply applied to the teacher to sit in a row, under the pretense of "for learning", but in fact, it was more convenient to pass notes in class...

However, after the establishment of the organization, no meaningful collective activities were discussed, and the founders were very flustered.

After all kinds of troubles and entanglements, Hu Lai finally came up with an idea, put on a makeup party!

It sounds good to enhance mutual understanding, but Hu Lai actually wanted to harm Zhang Xiaoxin and Guo Fei in order to satisfy his selfishness. If Zhang Xiaoxin and Guo Fei took women's clothing to the streets with her, what kind of scene would it be like?

Naturally, this proposal was strongly opposed by the two men.

Ren Hu Lai was soft-spoken, but the two of them stood still and did not get caught.

Hu Lai had no choice but to give up. She didn't say that it was her birthday.

She doesn't have the habit of celebrating birthdays. To hold a birthday party, she needs both money and people. She has neither, so she dares to stay up until twelve o'clock and make a wish to the sky.

Unexpectedly, Guo Fei and Zhang Xiaoxin gave her a surprise.

Zhang Xiaoxin was in charge of buying cakes and venues, and Guo Fei was in charge of bringing people there.

Hu Lai is not a person who likes to cry and be hypocritical, and immediately said that if there is anything more happy than him celebrating her birthday, he is wearing women's clothing for her birthday.

So, after an hour of tossing about makeup, the two beautiful girls came out fresh.

Hu Lai's make-up skills are much better than before, at least she thinks she can see people.

The two adjusted their wigs in the mirror. Guo Fei was dissatisfied and said, "The quality of this wig is too poor. I will make one for you tomorrow. It must be more realistic than this."

Zhang Xiaoxin said with a chuckle: "Don't brag, did you forget how the automatic running shoes you made last time made me fall?"

"How can it be the same? Wigs are untechnical things, and I make a hundred of them a day."

"Hehe, it's best."

Wearing a skirt, Guo Fei was a little awkward when he walked.

Zhang Xiaoxin hasn't changed much, the plaid skirt and makeup are actually quite harmonious, a real master of women's clothing.

Hu Lai was very satisfied, and brought Zhang Xiaoxin's mobile phone: "A group photo, I'll print it out tomorrow..." She walked over to take pictures with her arms around them, one on each side.

The candles on the cake flickered warmly.

She was 12 years old that year.

Youth is just right.

【Finish】

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