Lord, your grass jelly has slipped away again [Transmigration Book]

Ye Zi was woken up by the strange and piercing sound of beeping.

He hummed twice impatiently, opened his eyes, but his eyes touched a white wall.

He lay on his back on the bed, staring blankly at the white-painted wall above his head.The instrument on the bedside was spinning harshly, and there was a pungent smell of disinfectant in his breath, and there was a faint tingling pain from the gauze wrapped on his forehead.

Ye Zi moved his fingers, only to feel soft and numb all over, as if he hadn't moved for a long time.

Suddenly, someone walked in.

Those people came to Ye Zi with the equipment, and Ye Zi lay on the bed and was still being manipulated by them, and his consciousness gradually returned.

He should have been with Gu Yan originally.

After ten years in power, Gu Yan finally brought the devastated world back on track.Gu Yan completed his mission of "representing the emperor", passed the throne to Gu Xu, and left Chang'an with Ye Zi.

The two played around, traveled all the famous mountains and rivers, and traveled to many places.

Gu Xu did not disappoint them, he took over the burden from Gu Yan and became a wise king of a generation.

After the world was completely settled down, the two found an unknown mountain forest, lived in seclusion, and spent a few years of peaceful time.

But why, he came here when he woke up?

Someone beside him was whispering something to Ye Zi, probably asking him some basic information.Ye Zi replied perfunctorily, and only then learned from them that in the morning, he suddenly fainted on the side of the road, and it was a kind passerby who brought him here.

The injury on his head was also caused by accidentally knocking on the flower bed by the side of the road when he fainted.

Ye Zi was sent to the present, her body functions are completely normal, but she just can't wake up.The sun had not yet set when he woke up. In other words, less than half a day had passed since he fainted and woke up.

After Ye Zi's examination, everything was normal, and was treated by the doctor for lack of sleep and hypoglycemia for a long time before he was discharged from the hospital after completing the procedures.

He left the hospital in a daze, and before he could figure out where he was going, he was suddenly hammered from behind.Ye Zi was startled, turned around, and saw a somewhat unfamiliar face in front of him.

"Why do you have this expression, you don't know me after a long time?" The visitor was about the same age as his current appearance, with neat short hair cut, and looked like a college student.

Seeing Ye Zi's expression, the man anxiously leaned in front of him, wanting to hug his shoulder: "Yezi, you are not really stupid, are you?"

Ye Zi frowned, and subconsciously dodged back, avoiding the man's hand sharply.At the same time, a name finally sounded from the depths of my memory: "Xiaofeng...?"

This is his classmate and roommate for four years in college.

Wu Xiaofeng didn't care about Ye Zi's reaction, he just let out a long breath, and said in fear, "Fortunately, I still know someone, so I didn't throw my head stupid."

Ye Zi didn't answer, Wu Xiaofeng asked again: "Yezi, what happened to you? Why did you faint by the side of the road? I was shocked when the hospital called me. Today is our first day at work. Think you dare to skip work on the first day."

Ye Zi was in a daze, and then remembered that before he left here, he had indeed just joined a company.Now it is his senior year's internship period, and he and Wu Xiaofeng joined the same company for internship.

Ye Zi hadn't recovered yet, and was in a trance all the time, Wu Xiaofeng stretched out his hand in dissatisfaction and shook in front of his eyes: "I said Ye Zi, what's wrong with you?"

"I-I'm fine."

"It's fine." Wu Xiaofeng pushed Ye Zi out and said, "You have to thank me today. After I found out that you were hospitalized, I immediately asked for leave from the company. You know how difficult it is to get into our company, you Asking for leave on the first day of internship, the director must have a bad impression. Also, they said that the chairman will come to inspect tomorrow, so you must not stop going, if you don't..."

"Xiaofeng." Ye Zi's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't care less about what Wu Xiaofeng said in his ear, so he couldn't help interrupting, "I have a headache, I'm going back first."

"It's fine, you go back and have a good rest." Wu Xiaofeng said, "Do you still remember where home is, do you want me to take you back?"

"No need." Ye Zi shook his head, sent Wu Xiaofeng away, and went home by himself.

Ye Zi did not live on campus during her internship, and rented a small one-bedroom apartment not far from the company.He opened the door and walked into the cramped rental house. The once-familiar house now looked very strange.

Although only half a day has passed here, he has lived in that world for more than 20 years.

Ye Zi lay on her back on her little bed, staring blankly at the chandelier above her head, a line of tears slipped down from her eyes without warning.

When he first went to that world, he wanted to come back countless times, but now that he is back, he is not happy at all.Why bring him back after he's gotten used to life there?

He's back, but what about Gu Yan?

Ye Zi curled herself up on the bed with her arms folded in front of her body. In the empty room, there were shallow sobs that were too weak to be heard.

"Zi Cheng..."

Suddenly, a white light flashed in the room, and all the clothes on Ye Zi fell on the bed.There was a small bulge in the middle of the clothes, and after a while, a small green grass crawled out of it.

There were still crystal drops of water hanging on the leaves of the green grass. He sat down by the bed and stared blankly at his fallen clothes, without moving for a long while.Even in the form of grass, one can see the astonishment and stunned expression on his face.

Ye Zi couldn't even care about being sad, he looked down at the stems and leaves on his body, confused.

What is this doing?

Why did he come back here, and he can still turn into grass?

Having lived in this world for more than 20 years, he has never encountered any supernatural situation.Ye Zi was sure that he must be a genuine human being.

But now why...

Ye Zi fell back on the bed again, sighed a long time, his mind was full of doubts.

He looked up and saw the potted plants on the window sill. The plants inside were completely withered because Ye Zi didn't take care of them often, and they were planted limply in the soil.

Ye Zi stared at the flower pot for a while, then crawled over slowly, stretched the stems into the soil and pulled out the original green plant, and jumped into the flower pot by himself.

After Ye Zi buried the soil, he used the stems to lift the small water pot by the window sill, and poured some water on the dry soil.

After doing this, the little green grass lay sleepily in the flowerpot and stopped moving.

Early the next morning, it was the vibrating sound of the phone that woke Ye Zi up.

It was Wu Xiaofeng who called, saying that the chairman of the board of directors came to inspect today and told him not to be late for work.

Ye Zi changed back into a human form, found a random piece of clothing to put on, and washed her face.In the mirror, the man's face was pale and thin, his eyes were red and steamy, and he looked like he had cried.His hair hadn't been taken care of for a long time, and it was uneasy and a little messy.

It couldn't be more embarrassing.

But Ye Zi didn't care about these at all.

Because in this world, there is no longer anyone he cares about.

Ye Zi was still late in the end.

He has been out of touch with this world for too long, and everything has to be familiarized again. When he unskillfully squeezed the crowd out of the subway and stepped into the company door, it happened to be 10 minutes later than the stipulated work time.

He was dragged to the office by the director and reprimanded. Ye Zi felt dizzy when he heard it. Suddenly, someone knocked on the office door.

The door was pushed open, and a man walked in surrounded by people.

The man was wearing a well-pressed suit, outlining a tall and straight figure, and he was meticulous from head to toe.There was no superfluous expression on that handsome face, the expression was indifferent, with an appearance of rejecting people thousands of miles away.

Ye Zi's eye sockets suddenly turned red.

That face was exactly the same as Gu Yan's.

Ye Zi stared blankly at the man who suddenly barged in, staring at that familiar face, and didn't even hear what he said clearly.He tried to see some familiar expression on that face, but unfortunately there was nothing, the man never looked at Ye Zi from the beginning to the end.

Like a stranger.

The man was the inspecting chairman that Wu Xiaofeng mentioned to him earlier. After explaining the matter, he turned around and strode away as neatly as when he came.

Ye Zi subconsciously wanted to follow, but was stopped by someone.

The director was still relentlessly reprimanding Ye Zi, but Ye Zi couldn't listen to anything, only vaguely heard that person told him not to come back tomorrow.

After finally getting rid of the director, Ye Zi walked out of the office and grabbed a person casually: "That person just now... Chairman, where did he go?"

"You mean Mr. Gu, he just got off the parking lot, so he should have already left."

President Gu...

Ye Zi thought of the name silently, and hurried towards the parking lot.The parking lot was empty, Ye Zi searched in front of rows of cars, but saw no one.

He leaned against the wall slumped, when suddenly, a voice sounded behind him.

"Are you looking for me?" The man stood in the dim light, his delicate face was completely hidden in the darkness, only a vague outline.

That was the voice Ye Zi was most familiar with.

Ye Zi stared at him blankly, opened his mouth, and didn't know how to answer for a while.

The man walked up to him slowly, took advantage of his height to look down at him, his eyes narrowed slightly: "Intern?"

He doesn't know him.

This realization made Ye Zi feel as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his head, from head to toe.He tried his best to maintain the expression on his face, and reluctantly curled the corners of his mouth: "You look a lot like someone I know...Sorry, I may have misidentified the person."

There was an elusive look in the man's eyes. After a while, he chuckled and said, "This way of striking up a conversation is really old-fashioned."

Ye Zi couldn't stand Gu Yan looking at him with such strange eyes, he lowered his head, sniffed, "I'm sorry, Mr. Gu, I'm leaving now."

He was about to turn around and leave when he suddenly felt dizzy and so weak that he couldn't stand up. He managed to hold on to the wall so he didn't fall down.

The warm breath pressed against him, and the man reached out to support him: "What's the matter with you, haven't you eaten?"

"I..." Ye Zi's lips turned pale, and only then did she belatedly feel a faint stabbing pain in her stomach.

From yesterday to today, he hadn't eaten anything at all.

The man sighed: "Get in the car."

The car is a luxury car that Ye Zi can't name, the interior space is extremely wide, the seat cushion is soft and moderate, and it is extraordinarily comfortable.The man inquired carefully about the location of Ye Zi's house, Ye Zi answered briefly, and the man started the engine.

Ye Zi leaned on the co-pilot, turned her head to look at the side of the man's face, and was in a daze.

He didn't believe that there would be two people so similar in this world. This person in front of him was exactly the same as Gu Yan in terms of appearance, voice, and temperament. Or was Gu Yan also reincarnated?

The man took off his suit jacket and rolled up his shirt, revealing a muscular and smooth forearm.His hair was carefully trimmed, exuding exquisite elegance from head to toe, making Ye Zi even more embarrassed.

Even if this person is really Gu Yan, they are still people from two worlds.

Ye Zi's home is not far from the company, and the man quickly sent him to the door.Ye Zi opened the door, and was about to thank the man, but the latter stepped in without hesitation.

"You live here?" The man looked around the one-bedroom apartment of less than forty square meters, frowned and shook his head, "It's too small."

There was mist in Ye Zi's eyes, he pursed his lips, he didn't want this man to see him more embarrassed.

"Is this the kitchen? Are there any ingredients at home?" The man seemed unaware of Ye Zi's strangeness, and got into the kitchen without seeing anything. Order something to eat."

Then, there was a sound of water in the kitchen, as if the man had really started cooking.

Ye Zi hesitated for a while, but finally did not stop that person.Regardless of whether the other party was Gu Yan or not, he really wanted to spend some more time with him.

He sat down on the small sofa in the living room, listening to some noises from the kitchen, his eyelids became heavier and heavier.

After an unknown amount of time, Ye Zi woke up in the smell of food.

The man walked up to him with a bowl of porridge.

There was a weird smell of paste in the air, but the porridge didn't seem to be a problem.Ye Zi hesitated for a while, and asked tentatively, "You did this?"

The man touched his nose and said vaguely, "No, takeaway."

"Then you just..."

A somewhat embarrassed look finally appeared on the man's face, he paused, and admitted truthfully: "I burned your kitchen down, I'm sorry."

Ye Zi: "..."

Ye Zi didn't say anything more, picked up the porridge bowl in front of him and took two sips.After not eating for so long, he was indeed a little hungry.

The man sat down beside him and said sincerely, "I will pay you back."

Ye Zi paused and said, "No need."

"If I break it, I have to pay for it." The man said seriously, "I still have a house in the city center. If you don't mind it, you can go there anytime."

Ye Zi's eyes turned hot, she buried her head and didn't look at him, and said in a low voice, "I said no."

The man was silent for a moment, and then said: "I called the company just now, and I heard that the director of the marketing department thinks that your work attitude is not good, and is going to fire you."

"Honestly speaking, in your situation, it's really not easy to stay in the company." The man raised his eyes to look at him, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, "Or let's change our thinking, I think it might be more appropriate for you to be the chairman's wife. "

Ye Zi's hands trembled, and he couldn't pretend anymore.

Tears slipped down his face silently, Gu Yan's expression changed, and he hurriedly leaned forward and hugged him: "Don't cry, it's okay if I was wrong, Ah Zi, be good, don't cry..."

Ye Zi's head rested on Gu Yan's chest, his shoulders trembled, and soon wet the other's shirt.

"Gu Yan, you bastard, you, how could you lie to me, I thought you didn't know me anymore, you..." Ye Zi cried out of breath, her voice broken.

Gu Yan stroked his hair and said in a low voice, "I didn't mean to lie to you, I... I just remembered."

Ye Zi was taken aback: "...Just remembered?"

Gu Yan leaned forward and kissed Ye Zi's eyes, gently kissed away his tears, and said in a gentle voice, "It will take a while to find you after your spiritual consciousness returns to your body, so it's a day later than you, I really didn't mean it." .”

Ye Zi blinked, not understanding what he was saying at all: "What do you mean?"

Gu Yan's fingers slid across Ye Zi's face, and he smiled lightly, "Promise me not to cry anymore, and I'll tell you what's going on."

Ye Zi nodded quickly.

"Well, come with me." Gu Yan stood up with his arms around Ye Zi.

The space beside him suddenly became distorted the moment he got up, and the two of them seemed to be in a void, surrounded by a vast expanse of whiteness, and nothing could be seen clearly.

At the end of this nothingness, it can be vaguely seen that there are pavilions.

Gu Yan pulled Ye Zi and walked slowly towards the pavilions. It looked like an ancient palace in the mortal world, but it was more magnificent than the palace.The palace carved with white jade seems to be supported by clouds, hanging in mid-air.

The two stepped onto the corridor, and occasionally someone passed by, and bowed to Gu Yan: "Shen Jun."

Ye Zi was startled, and subconsciously turned around to look at Gu Yan.

But suddenly, his eyes were covered with a layer of white mist, and he couldn't even see Gu Yan's appearance clearly.If it wasn't for his hand being held tightly by Gu Yan, he would even feel that there was no one around him.

Ye Zi tensed him up in a panic: "Zi Cheng..."

"Huh?" Gu Yan suddenly realized, smiled and shook his head, "Sorry, I forgot you can't see me here."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Zi felt a warm touch on the center of his brow.His five senses suddenly became clear, the white mist in front of him subsided, and Gu Yan's outline became clear again.

Gu Yan kissed Ye Zi's brow and let him go: "Can you see it now?"

Ye Zi nodded, but his eyes were still blank: "You...what is this place..."

"Here, mortals call it the God Realm." Gu Yan said, "The God Realm has existed since the beginning of the world. In terms you can understand, it is another space independent of the world you live in."

Gu Yan took Ye Zi's hand through the foggy corridor and came to a palace.The pavilions and water pavilions in front of the palace are filled with a thin layer of mist.

In the garden, there are many flowers and plants.

Gu Yan took Ye Zi to stand in front of a flower bed, turned his head to look at him: "Can't remember?"

Ye Zi's eyes fell on the flower bed in front of him.

Compared with the neat flowers and plants in other places, there is obviously a small area vacant in the flower bed in front of me, and there is a shallow pit in the soil, as if something has been dug away.

Ye Zi stared at the small pit in a daze, and some memories finally came to life: "This is... I..."

Gu Yan smiled and said, "You originally grew up here."

He pulled Ye Zi to sit down in the gazebo in the garden, and explained: "One time many years ago, I went to the mortal world to deal with some business, but when I came back, I found a small seed that fell into my clothes and was caught by me. Together we brought them back to God’s Domain.”

"I thought that the seed might be related to me, so I planted it in the yard. The seed was too delicate, so I watered it with fairy dew. After many years, it finally germinated."

"The flower seed that originally came from the mortal world was irrigated day and night with fairy dew, and it grew into a fairy grass."

Ye Zi said in a daze, "These...these are not..."

"I know, you read it from the "Monsters and Strange Collections" that Guang Xuzi gave you." Gu Yan sneered, and said, "That book is all made up, only the one about you is true. of."

"Can……"

"Listen to me." Gu Yan said, "Shortly after that, Heavenly Dao sent me to the mortal world to experience calamity. I entrusted you to the care of the fairy boy in the temple, and left the God Realm."

"But something went wrong during my calamity. I have gone through many lives in the mortal world, but I still can't break through and return to the realm of the gods."

"My confidant in God's Domain, a priest calculated that it was because there was something missing in my destiny."

"……you."

Gu Yandao: "As the astrolabe indicates, there will be entanglements between the two of us, and you will have a considerable impact on my calamity. In other words, if you also descend to the mortal world, I may be able to experience calamity faster Return. The priest figured this out, and to save trouble, he dug you out from here and threw you into the mortal world."

"After you went to the mortal world, you really got involved with me, but it was only then that the priest finally deciphered the true meaning of the astrolabe."

"The influence you have given me is not only a helper, but also a hindrance to me."

"But the deal was done at that time, and he could do nothing to stop it." Gu Yan said, "This is our first life in the mortal world."

Ye Zi lowered her eyes: "So... did I hinder you?"

"No, don't think so." Gu Yan took Ye Zi's hand and said softly, "I prefer to believe that this is fate."

"In short, I failed in that life. What's worse, my obsession was too deep in that life, which caused my soul to stay in the mortal world temporarily, and I couldn't even reincarnate." Gu Yan smiled and said, " But you are different. Once you enter the mortal world, you will return to the mortal body, and you will enter reincarnation again and again."

"The priest was very anxious, but he tried many methods and couldn't bring me back. So, he came up with another bad idea." Gu Yan said, "He found my soul, used a forbidden technique, and brought my soul back to the order. I was deeply obsessed with the starting position of that life. And, he found your reincarnation, engraved the content of that first life into your mind, and brought you back to that time."

"Only by dispelling my obsession can I have the opportunity to end the calamity and return to the realm of the gods." Gu Yan lowered his eyes and looked at Ye Zi tenderly, "In the end, you are just involved."

Gu Yan paused, and said again: "Of course, this time the maintenance is safe, and he didn't stay out of it. The priest also went there."

Ye Zi was stunned for a moment, and said in astonishment: "Could it be...Guang Xuzi?"

"Or, you can also call him Lord Xuanxu." Gu Yan shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile, "I single-handedly promoted him to his current position, but he is good enough to cause me so much trouble."

Gu Yan said again: "But I have avenged you. That idiot messed up so many things, and I was thrown into the world to think about it a few hours ago. Counting the time, I'm afraid you won't see him for the time being."

Ye Zi was in a fog when he heard it, and his thoughts were chaotic.

At this moment, the scene around him suddenly changed rapidly, and in a blink of an eye, the two of them had already returned to the cramped rental house.

Gu Yan and Ye Zi left that world at the same time.

After the calamity ended, Ye Zi returned to his physical body in the present world, while Gu Yan returned to his original state and returned to the realm of the gods.The moment he returned to his divine body, Gu Yan immediately remembered his past, and only had time to kick the villainous Xuanxu Lord off the mundane world, so he hurried to look for Ye Zi.

In the end, he only left this person for less than a day, and this person made himself into such a mess again.

Ye Zi experienced several changes in Gu Yan's identity in a day, and it was really hard to accept for a while. He was stunned for a long time, and asked blankly, "Then what should we do now?"

Gu Yan pinched his face, and said with a light smile: "You were forcibly pulled out of your original body by Lord Xuanxu earlier, but now that your physical body has not yet reached the end of its lifespan, I have no way to bring you directly back to God's Domain, so , I have no choice but to stay here with you for the time being."

Gu Yan was in a hurry to go down to earth, and he didn't have time to reshape his physical body.He could only find a physical body that could get close to Ye Zi and whose lifespan had expired.

This body would have died in a car accident this morning, but Gu Yan's arrival changed his fate.This person's soul has reached the end of its lifespan, and it is logical that it entered reincarnation, while Gu Yan entered this person's body.

However, because it takes time for the soul to fuse, this made Ye Zi a false alarm earlier.

But now that I think about it carefully, this status should be pretty good.

"So, how do you think about the proposal just now, Mrs. Chairman?"