[Sword Three] Xiuta begs for food too begs for food

Bai Wugui sat down.

Bai Dianqian went on to introduce the next one, pointing out: "My third son is very energetic, Bai Sanlang."

Bai Sanlang stood up with his fan in his hand, and slightly bowed to Fu Lianhua, with a refined demeanor, a gentleman's appearance, and an intriguing essence.Fu Lianhua nodded, indicating that he could sit down, and Bai Sanlang covered his face with a fan and sat gracefully.

The three sons of the Bai family look alike, and they are all dressed in white. They sit together like three twins, and it is impossible to tell who is who.Fu Lianhua stroked her skirt and sat down, said with a smile: "The three young masters are talented, and Mr. Bai has someone to succeed him. Congratulations."

Bai Dianqian said with a smile: "Where, don't you see that my children are all superficially serious, and they don't let me worry at all. Hahaha, let's not talk about these things at the banquet. We have prepared good wine and food today. Please have a meal, sir." Let's eat, let's eat..." He greeted everyone to move their chopsticks, and sat down on the old man's chair.

As soon as Fang finished speaking, there was the sound of ping, ping, pong, bowls and chopsticks colliding on the dining table, and several disciples picked up the chopsticks and swept away the food in front of them, feasting on it.Bai Dianqian's buttocks were still hot, and he watched his daughter mixed in with a blank expression, and stuffed a piece of shiny pork belly into his mouth.

Baidianqian: ...

He swears by his growing hairline that this girl is definitely not the picky girl she used to be!His niece never ate fat meat, what kind of arduous cultivation made his fat and fat daughter become so vulgar!

The eyes are almost green!

"Uh, Master Fu, this has been..." Bai Dianqian seriously suspected that Diao Zong had treated his daughter badly.Fu Lianhua smiled and replied dignifiedly: "The Diao Zong has strict rules, and the disciples who have not established a foundation should eat less food with impurities. Therefore, they are frugal on the mountain. I haven't seen delicious food for a long time. I am hungry."

"Ahaha, that's how it is." People say that the clan rules are strict, so it's not a bad treatment, and the other disciples can't resist the temptation of vegetables and food. Sure enough, their cultivation is not deep enough, and they are not as calm as the two teachers.Bai Dianqian persuaded Bai Xiaoxiao to eat slowly and not to choke, she took the chopsticks and began to move her chopsticks.Qin Tianzhu helped a few children add rice halfway across the table, having a great time.

On the other side, Bai Wufu was frightened by the ferocity of the crowd at the beginning of the scene, and Bai Wufu was stunned for three seconds.After reacting, Bai Wufu first pretended to pick up the chopsticks, turned his head to Bai Sanlang and said: "Third brother, look at this posture, they will finish eating in half a quarter of an hour, half a cup of tea. Fourth sister is too fast." Alright..."

Bai Wujiu also took the chopsticks and nodded: "Yes, you didn't see the shadows in her hands, how long has it been since she ate?" He hesitated to put down the chopsticks because he didn't know where Bai Sanlang was. There was croton in the dish, but I don't know if it was added or not.Not wanting to win the big prize, Bai Wujiu frowned, and simply asked Bai Sanlang: "Sir, where did you bet the croton?"

Before Bai Sanlang could speak first, Bai Wufu pushed him with his elbow, blinked and said: "Don't worry, second brother, with the temper of third brother, he will definitely not let him go, even if he does, he won't let it go in front of us. Unless he wants to try the taste of being hunted down by the two of us." He boldly stuffed a piece of fish into his mouth.

Bai Sanlang smiled hippie: "Sure enough, Big Brother knows me. Are you revealing the answer to the little baby by saying that?"

Bai Wufu pursed his lips: "I'm not that kind."

He only said that he might not have released it in front of them, but he did not say that he did not.Thinking about it this way, on the one hand, Bai Sanlang didn't dare to fool real people, and put medicine on Fu Lianhua and his disciples; Medicate yourself.So the most likely place for chin beans is here.

On three street beggars.

The three beggars are not used to the delicacies of mountains and seas, and it is reasonable to eat too much Qi and indigestion.

Zheng Yiliu lowered his eyebrows and thought.From the moment the meal was served, the game had already begun. Although it was a gamble for fun, winning or losing was not important.But this also reflects the extreme discrimination of the nobles against the poor. Perhaps they did not treat them as ordinary people at all, but just a bet, which is irrelevant.

Face gentleman, private villain.

He has seen many.

With a hint of sarcasm at the corner of his mouth, Zheng Yiliu also took the chopsticks, and with a simple movement, he possessed the same demeanor as the three of them.What's more, from his eyes looking over, Bai Sanlang saw composure and calmness.Such Gujing Wubo's eyes were suffocating, as if he had seen through everything, and relied on his aura to turn the situation around.It was he, Bai Sanlang, who entered the set, not Zheng Yiliu.

But it was only for a moment, Zheng Yiliu looked away.Bai Sanlang narrowed his fox eyes, then put aside his thoughts as if nothing had happened, and said with a grin: "Before they finish eating, the game is over."

Zheng Yiliu said flatly: "Yes, Second Young Master."

Heh, he is becoming more and more optimistic about this child.

In the middle, Gongsun Ruyu was overjoyed, biting a crab claw and holding the crab's shell in his hand.There was a pile of crab roe and crab meat inside, and he wrinkled his face and tried his best to dig it out. Because it was the first time he ate it, You Ying taught him how to peel it the fastest, and where the crabs should not be eaten.

After peeling off two of them and putting them into his bowl, Gongsun Ruyu said with shining eyes and crab claws on his mouth: "Master, I finally found the benefit of being your teacher!"

"...Did you not find any other benefits from me?" You Ying said with dead fish eyes, his apprentice's words were too piercing, causing his heart to be negative!After he peeled the last bit, he didn't peel it off. He threw it into his bowl and let him peel it off by himself.Gongsun Ruyu regretted it in an instant, and he gave up a free crab peeling service, how can this work?

……

Forget it, do it yourself, the crabs peeled by others taste soulless!

Gongsun Ruyu was very enlightened, and started peeling crabs again. He felt that he was eating too slowly. The disciples on the opposite side were like a gust of wind passing by, and the plates quickly bottomed out.Seeing that he was about to put his hand in the center with the chopsticks, Gongsun Ruyu was taken aback, bit off the crab claws in one bite, and poked the next target while chewing, trying to sweep away the dishes in front of him as fast as possible.

Zheng Yiliu, who watched him join the grabbing food series: In the end, am I the only one who is seriously betting...

He was silent for three breaths.

Seems to be.

With mixed feelings, he took a crab and peeled it.Think about the situation as you go.

He had three conjectures in his mind: one was that Bai Sanlang shot Croton, as he had predicted before, it was on their side.Because Bai Sanlang is the closest to here, it is convenient to attack them, and it is not easy to be suspected of attacking them, even if they are recruited, they dare not complain at all.However, as a self-sufficient Bai Sanlang, he would definitely not want to do such indecent methods.

Zheng Yiliu confidently stuffed the peeled crab meat into his mouth and tasted it carefully.Bai Sanlang glanced at the next seat, and joked: "It seems that you are more assured of the food in front of you, are you so sure?"

Gongsun Ruyu interrupted: "Why are you like this? I just forgot about your being a demon, but now I just remember it. It affects my appetite too much." He took a bite of carrot and his cheeks bulged.

Bai Sanlang stopped shaking the fan: "...I don't see how much influence you have."

"That's because you didn't make it. When I have an appetite, I can wrap a bunch of candied haws in one bite, and there are eight in a bunch of candied haws~" Gongsun Ruyu made a horoscope triumphantly, his eyebrows danced, and he couldn't speak clearly. .Unbelievable that he could pack eight of them at once, Bai Sanlang took a glass of sake for a drink without saying a word.

The vegetables in front of him didn't move much, Gongsun Ruyu swallowed the carrots, and teased, "Hey, don't you put something in the vegetables in front of you? You don't even eat them."

Just about to pick up the sweet potato stew he ordered, Bai Wujiu's hand paused.Bai Sanlang said: "How is it possible, I'm just on a diet. Martial arts practitioners have zhenqi to protect their bodies, so it's not a big problem if they don't eat for six or seven days."

Gongsun Ruyu was suspicious, anyway, he would stay at this age forever if he didn't eat for seven or eight days.

"Besides, it's easy to gain weight if you eat too much. Not only will the father-in-law dislike it, but the little lover will also not want to talk to her, and if it happens, they will break up directly."

Bai Wujiu, who had picked up the sweet potato and received half of it, paused again, looked at him: "Third brother, I think your words seem to have a deep meaning, could it be that you have already found a beautiful woman, are you going to keep a good figure for her?"

Bai Sanlang shook his head: "No, my younger brother took it as a warning, but I am afraid that things will come to an end and I will regret it later. Eating more is a blessing, and eating less will avoid reduction. Second brother should eat less."

Bai Wujiu was obedient, and abruptly cut off the taro, with a smirk: "It's easy to say, the third brother made such poisonous remarks, could it be that he is jealous that his body is better than yours, taller than you, peach blossoms are better than yours? Are you prosperous?"

Gongsun Ruyu: ... Do you want to start the fairy fight mode again?

Before he finished speaking, Bai Sanlang slumped down, his fox eyes slanting coldly, piercing Bai Wujiu's face coolly.If eyes can be a knife, he has already been cut back and forth by this knife no less than a thousand times!

Say nothing, blacklist.

Anyone who mentions his height will die.

Just kill him with your chin.

He is finished.

At this time, Bai Sanlang was extremely quiet, and the height was an indelible pain in his heart.At the age of twenty, he has not grown to 1.8 meters, and he can't rise up at around 1.7 meters. The two elder brothers have reached the standard, and he is comparable to the speed of a turtle.With a body shape that has not changed for thousands of years, almost everyone uses his height as his laughing stock, and it is a shame to stand with them!If it wasn't for the old man saying that he is still young, and there is still room for improvement at the age of 20, he would definitely ask everyone who slandered his height to die to apologize!

The air pressure around Bai Sanlang became even lower.

She knew that he was really angry, and was secretly plotting how to trap him.Bai Wujiu didn't change his face, he should eat and drink.Bai Wufu had long been used to their daily flirting with each other, silently sandwiched peanuts, glanced at Bai Wujiu and said, "Second brother, you eat deliciously, big brother will collect your body tomorrow."

"..." Bai Wujiu couldn't swallow this mouthful of taro: "Brother, are you serious?"

Bai Wufu thought for a while, and said: "No, just collecting the corpse is not enough, I have to burn some paper for you, so that you don't have money to spend down here, and you will be reincarnated in the next life to beg for food."

Bai Wujiu: "..." Brother.

It is not certain who will collect the corpse!

Zheng Yi added another one to his conjecture.

Bai Sanlang probably disregarded the public face, took a handful of crotons and spilled them into Bai Wujiu's bowl.Bai Wujiu deserves too much beating, the two will have a life-and-death confrontation sooner or later!

He looked at the Diaozong people across the way, after sweeping, there was not much left on the plate in front of him.Qin Tianzhu called a few servants to exchange the dishes in the middle with the empty plates, and the speed of the disciples dropped significantly. At this stage, it was time to savor, not to eat.Compared with them, only Gongsun Ruyu and Bai Wujiu had more dishes here, and Youying peeled the crabs all the way while drinking his own small wine.Bai Sanlang and Bai Wufu did not know whether it was intentional or unintentional.

At the dining table, Bai Dianqian and Fu Lianhua were chatting about their daily routines, while another mentor, Mo Ganqing, was quietly drinking.In fact, there are very few Diaozong people who are as approachable as Fu Lianhua, and they treat the Bai family like this, let alone the three beggars.Fu Lianhua noticed that someone was looking at her, and Zheng Yi bowed his head consciously.

He settled on a second guess.

Croton will be placed in front of Fu Lianhua and the others.Because their cultivators seldom touch food without spiritual energy, and even disdain to look at it, and drink a little wine at most.Just like Mo Ganqing, his face was as calm as water, but there was an expression of impatience between his brows, maybe he didn't notice it himself.If it is placed in front of them, firstly, they will rarely move their chopsticks, and secondly, even if they eat it, there will be no serious problems.Cultivators are physically strong, and some people will believe this kind of gadget even if they are eaten as jelly beans.

Besides, even if something goes wrong with eating, Bai Sanlang can use the excuse that he got the soybean powder and croton powder wrong, and still get away with it.

However, he couldn't guarantee whether Master Bai and Mrs. Bai would eat it.Moreover, speaking like this would drag down the cooks in the kitchen, Bai Sanlang never left a bad name in his work, this trick was too risky, he definitely wouldn't use it.

Zheng Yi absently ate a green vegetable and made his last guess.And the most conservative one——

Bai Sanlang didn't release anything.

But not necessarily not.When half a cup of tea is eaten, he will win if he plays a random game. This round is too unfair, and there is a lot of room for him to cheat.For example, incense can cause poisoning with certain foods, such as food and food causing poisoning. It seems that the effect of eating croton powder is also included.If he guesses wrong...

Hmm... There seems to be no penalty for guessing wrong.

Nothing more than a house strike ==.

Zheng Yiliu peeled an orange, and generously abandoned a house.Throwing the oranges into his mouth, Zheng Yiliu saw that Gongsun Ruyu was stuffing candied haws into his mouth, biting the last one like a bottomless pit, and with a straight face, eight of them were pulled out.Then it was packed into the mouth without leaking, and the cheeks were bulging round.

Zheng Yiliu: ...convinced.

Gongsun Ruyu: "Crack, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

Bai Sanlang: "What are you talking about?" He just wanted to see if someone could really wrap eight candied haws in one bite, but he didn't expect that this kid really took out a candied haws bag to show him.And it's really packed!

I am afraid that the list of strange stories and strange records in Wu'an will make headlines again!

Seeing how fierce he was, everyone on the other side opened their eyes wide, and then slowed down as if they were starting an engine, trying to stuff more things into their mouths.At this time, it should be fortunate that the stomach wall is strong after cultivation, otherwise it will die sooner or later.

Gongsun Ruyu puffed his face, and chewed the candied haws in less than five bites, and then spit out thirty or forty hawthorn seeds from his mouth, which was impeccably clean!Not going to the competition to nominate the first prize for the Gold Medal of Eating Melon Seeds is a waste.

The three young masters of the Bai family were all shocked!

Suddenly thought of something, Zheng Yiliu frowned, and said to him: "Master, you should eat less, eating crabs and hawthorns will cause indigestion."

"Huh?" Gongsun Ruyu glanced at him and spat out the last hawthorn seed.After being stunned for three seconds, his expression suddenly changed, and he felt cramps in his stomach!

Clutching his stomach violently, Gongsun Ruyu stretched out his index finger and pointed at Zheng Yiliu tremblingly, hesitant to speak and stopped, and then stopped to speak.Finally resisting the urge to spray him with old blood, he turned his head and got off the stool, and ran wildly in a certain direction outside the door.

Zheng Yiliu looked innocently at his receding back.

Seeing this, Master Bai asked suspiciously: "Hey, what's wrong with this melon boy, he ate well just now."

Bai Sanlang looked back: "He just ate candied haws, candied haws and crabs are a diet, it doesn't matter, he didn't eat much, he will be fine after a trip."

Bai Dianqian raised his eyebrows: "Oh, then you have to be careful when you eat, don't be overwhelmed. Anyway, there are a lot of meals, so eat slowly."

Bai Wufu: "Who can eat this?"

Bai Wujiu: "Brother, put down your chopsticks first."

Bai Wufu: "..."

"Actually, you made him eat candied haws on purpose." Zheng Yiliu turned around and sighed, eating the last bit of orange in his hand, looking ahead, as if the words were just talking to himself.Bai Sanlang was slightly surprised, and asked curiously: "Why did you say that?"

Zheng Yiliu didn't look at him, frowned, took another orange and peeled it, and said in a cold voice: "You know that crabs and candied haws are bad food, but you still let him eat them in order to create the illusion that he has diarrhea. In this way, I don't know if you put crotons or ate crabs to cause it."

"If he didn't bring out candied haws in person, you should have other foods that are incompatible. Or, you have inquired about us before the game, and you know that he has eaten sweets not long ago. In this way, I think you can also confuse the food." After eating the cool orange, Zheng Yiliu felt that he had talked too much.Those who will not speak, but those who speak are careless.Talking too much sometimes fails to reflect any wisdom, but instead appears to be grandstanding, which is essentially meaningless.

Bai Sanlang marveled at his judgment, shook his fan, without showing any panic on his face, and said with a smile: "Little friend is smart, since you can see it, why don't you guess whether I put it in or not, and in which dish?"

Bai Wujiu and Bai Wufu looked sideways, Zheng Yiliu sat motionless like a mountain, looked at the dish of crabs in front of him, then looked at Bai Sanlang, pursed his lips and said, "You didn't let it go."

They ate all the crabs, but only Gongsun Ruyu was caught.It takes about half an hour for the croton to take effect, and the croton powder is faster, and it takes a quarter of an hour to shorten it. They are also eaten together. It makes no sense that he didn't get the trick.So rule out the possibility of croton in the crab, other...

Thinking of this, Zheng Yiliu suddenly had a stomachache!

His pupils opened slightly, he covered his stomach, and looked at Bai Sanlang in a daze.

Him, exactly? ? ?

"Huh?" Seeing him looking over in a daze, Bai Sanlang tilted his head and covered his face with a fan, just to cover the smirk on the corner of his mouth: "Little friend, are you sure I didn't let it go?"

Too, too slapped!Even if Zheng Yiliu is a buddhist, he can't help but want to slap him in the face!

This man is so cheap, he deserves a beating even more than his second brother!

When did you take the medicine? !

"Disciple, you..." You Ying has been paying close attention to the battle situation here, and if something is wrong with Zheng Yiliu, You Ying will notice it.Before he had time to reply to his words, another person slipped down from the dining table.Before You Ying swallowed the powder, he sucked half of it, then silently watched Bai Sanlang look away from a certain figure and look at him.

You Ying's head felt cold: "Uh, that, I'll go and have a look."

When he didn't get a response, he put down his chopsticks and rushed out without saying a word.

As soon as he left, Bai Dianqian was puzzled, so many people are eating restricted food today?He frowned, and asked Bai Sanlang who was sitting near them: "Third brother, what's going on with them, how can they run away after eating?"

Most people at the table stopped eating and looked at him suspiciously.

Bai Sanlang folded his fan and said with a smile: "Don't worry, they haven't seen a sea cucumber before. I joked that it was a bug, so I vomited in fright."

Bai Wujiu smiled and lay down on the table: "Hahahaha, your joke is a bit disgusting——"

Crowd:  …

At this time, a toilet.

Gongsun Ruyu: What a coincidence, first class, did you bring paper...

Zheng Yiliu: ...

The author has something to say:

Suddenly found out!I forgot to write qvq, but it doesn’t matter, just treat them as if they have something to do, because the shop in Mi Cang didn’t have time to come back.Even if there is a real person in the house or something, before I have time... I can't help but let out a devil's laugh!I really forgot.Hahaha--

Wait a minute, think about it carefully, it seems that the matter of Bai Erye should not be too publicized, relatives seem to be more grand when they come back, and it seems that there is no problem with writing small points on the scene... Well, that's it.