Hey hold the grass!
Beggars with poor wine quality generally have poor moral character.
Gongsun Ruyu thought so, holding Zheng Yiliu half a step away from him silently with the gaze of You Ying looking at the junior wooden stakes, and then said: "Hey, although I have you as my teacher, I have the skills of a school. I can’t follow you to learn the dog-beating-stick method.” He said, with a trace of disgust in his eyes, he said, “I don’t know how to learn the double-door martial arts, and the dog-beating-stick method sounds very low-grade. Can you do it? Teach me what?"
Being questioned by him like this, You Ying thought that what he asked was not what he could teach, but why he should be taught.What a competitive and inquisitive child, You Ying laughed at this inquisitive child, knocked on the white porcelain bowl on his waist, and said as a matter of course: "What can I teach you as a beggar? Teach you to beg for food~ "
Sure enough, Gongsun Ruyu's eyelids twitched, and he made a very contemptuous and extremely annoyed expression. It was unbelievable that he actually said that he would teach him to be a man to beg for food, and said: "People's hearts are sinister! I didn't expect you to be such a gang of beggars. I think we can kill our master and apprentice immediately."
"What kind of master and apprentice is dead? You said before that I would be your teacher after I rescued you. Well, aren't you standing here right now?" You Ying exaggeratedly compared his hands.The corner of Gongsun Ruyu's mouth twitched, he always felt that he was kicked by a donkey in the first place to worship this master who specializes in begging and only takes advantage of him.Not lightly kicked!
You Ying laughed loudly, and said: "Hey, I will be a teacher for one day and a father for life, I made up my mind to teach you to beg for food, you must not go back on your word, apprentice."
"My Gongsun Ruyu promises everything, so of course I won't go back on my word." Gongsun Ruyu said this, with no emotion on the surface, but in fact, the group who regretted it in their hearts wanted to kill their master and apprentice every minute.The left and right words have been put down, and it is not okay to go back on your word.He raised his head instead, and said with a smile on his lips: "It's you, you can't go back on your word."
Youying wondered: "Why should I go back on my word?"
Gongsun Ruyu remained silent, the corners of his mouth still curled up.You Ying guessed what he was thinking secretly, shivered all over, raised his shoulders, and didn't care.He said he still had to buy clothes, but the money on his body had already been exchanged for broken silver. After all, it was not easy to get a big pile of gold.Thinking of the stunned look of the pawnshop owner when he saw Jin Zi, You Ying couldn't help but sigh how generous his apprentice is, how proud he is.
Then they went to an embroidery workshop to look at the clothes, and Gongsun Ruyu took a look at the pink and red Yunshang in the middle.The lady proprietress in the store saw a beggar with two children in prison clothes, and thought about not allowing them to enter the store, she immediately left her needlework and ran over to stop them.It's a pity that they couldn't be stopped, Gongsun Ruyu nimbly dodged her fat body, and ran towards the dress with a look of determination.
The proprietress opened her arms and looked sullen, she pinched her waist and turned to You Ying, who seemed to be in charge, and shouted: "Stinky beggar, why did you bring two little prisoners to my workshop, believe it or not, I will notify the government to arrest you again! "
"Hey, don't beggars, don't beggars, our beggars also have local tyrants, you don't know how much you earn every day?" You Ying pointed at the two children and said, "They are Those who have just been released from prison will buy two sets of clothes."
"No, this shop does not accept money from beggars. Beggars and dogs are not allowed to enter. Did you see that?" The proprietress waved her fat hand and pointed to the outside of the house. There was indeed a wooden sign saying that beggars and dogs were not allowed to enter.You Ying didn't see it, but there was an embroidery workshop nearby, it was too far away and he didn't want to go, so he was selective and blind, and said: "I saw it, but I don't bark and dog, why can't I come in."
The proprietress was really angry, her thick eyebrows stood upright, and she said loudly: "Stinky beggar, you are still irrational, don't think that I will be afraid of you with two little beggars, a beggar is a beggar, maybe you can fly on a branch and become a phoenix. I see I didn’t have any clothes for beggars here, so I went to the side of the road to pick them up by myself.” She looked at Zheng Yiliu who was next to You Ying, and spoke harsh words.
Zheng Yiliu lowered his head and remained silent.You Ying saw that she was slandering the dignity of the beggar with every sentence, and she did her part. No matter how good-tempered she was, when she was in a hurry, her subordinates stopped Zheng Yiliu behind her, and reasoned with her: "Ma'am, this is your fault. The Emperor Shan of the Xi Dynasty was also a beggar, and speaking more closely, Emperor Yun, the city lord of Qi’an, was also down and out on the streets, so you slander beggars like this, is it because you look down on their past.”
"This..." The proprietress was startled suddenly, and after being reminded by him, she realized that her words were rebellious, and if it was serious, it might even cause her death, she felt a chill all over her body.Knowing that what I met today was a tough one, I didn't dare to say any more, so I jokingly said, "Oh, I was joking with you just now, why are you so serious. This person, even if he can't get along with me, he won't talk to me." The money is hard to get through, that, brother, what do you want to buy, please come inside."
The proprietress moved her hands in, You Ying clicked her tongue calmly, and was about to take a step forward, but saw that Gongsun Ruyu had already changed his clothes and came out from the cubicle with the curtain.You Ying raised his eyebrows, making a small difference.
What he changed was the Yunshang he had fancyed earlier.The pink is reddish, like a touch of beauty falling from the pink petals, accompanied by floral fragrance, layer upon layer, like a light gauze, long sleeves dragging to the ankles, gently floating with the movement of walking, fine silk The clothes were perfect, making his originally delicate face even fairer.The placket and cuffs are embroidered with shiny gold threads, and the slightest movement reflects the brightness of the sun.His eyebrows are like ink paintings, his white teeth are red lips, and his pale eyes are shining with a faint light. When he smiles, the light gathers together, like a fairy boy walking out of a New Year painting.
You Ying has seen so many people in red clothes, but he has never seen anyone who wears his aura, neither feminine nor delicate, but fresh and refined, especially immortal.Zheng Yiliu, who was behind him, raised his head slightly, a look of surprise flashed across his eyes, and then hid behind You Ying expressionlessly, watching him for a long time.
Gongsun held his new clothes like a fish, looked them over and asked them: "How is it, Beggar Gang, does the one I chose look good?"
You Ying stroked his beard, and commented: "Good-looking is good-looking, but apprentice, you are a man, why do you always like this kind of thing that only girls like when you are a fan? I am embarrassed to admit that you are a boy when I go out... Feminist?" You Ying silently concluded.
Gongsun Ruyu immediately lowered his face and said, "You are a womanizer! I am used to seeing Qixiu's senior sister wearing pink clothes, and I look down on other colors, why not." He raised his chin, flaunting his might.
"Senior sister..." You Ying suddenly recalled something, and murmured: "I remember you have a senior sister who also likes wearing pink."
Gongsun Ruyu opened his pupils wide and asked, "Hey, do I still have a senior sister?"
"Yeah, cough, I'll talk about that later." You Ying waved his hand and asked the proprietress at the side: "Madam proprietress, my apprentice likes this dress, how much is it?"
The proprietress's face was full of bitterness from the moment Gongsun Ruyu pulled the curtain. Who knew that she had embroidered the cloud dress for a whole month before she embroidered it. I was only willing to collect it from the inventory, but I didn't expect to be selected by this kid within a long time after hanging up, and the clothes were surprisingly suitable.Because of what she shouldn't have said just now, she didn't dare to offend You Ying, so she said, "The minimum price is 20 taels, no bargaining is allowed, buy it or not."
"I bought it." Gongsun Ruyu was decisive.
You Ying also nodded: "Then buy it."
The proprietress: "..." What the hell, now...is the beggar gang so awesome now? She remembered that it took an entire hour to bargain with a beggar before and kicked him out.
...Oh my God, I regret how the report was so low.
The proprietress of the embroidery shop is in extreme entanglement
After buying clothes, Gongsun Ruyu expressed that he was very happy, his whole body was filled with a comfortable atmosphere, he looked up and saw Zheng Yiliu next to Youying, he went to pull him and said, "First class, you can choose one too."
Zheng Yiliu nodded silently, looked away from him, and glanced at the other clothes hanging in the embroidery workshop.Before he finished watching, he saw Gongsun Ruyu pulling one of them down and comparing the sizes in front of him.That color... is the same as his body, pink and not greasy.
"Wait, what are you doing? His personality is not suitable for pink at all, and my aesthetics don't allow it." You Ying couldn't help stopping Gongsun Ruyu's urge to choose clothes for him, and put the pink-bubbling dress on his back. Pushing it far away, Gongsun Ruyu also took a few steps back, raised his eyebrows immediately, and shouted: "What are you doing, you have to take care of me choosing clothes for my apprentice."
"Damn it? When did you secretly recruit an apprentice!?"
"Where is it sneaky, I accepted it openly." Gongsun Ruyu refused to accept it: "He is alone and has nowhere to go. What's wrong with me taking in an apprentice? Aren't you picking up apprentices randomly?"
You Ying laughed back angrily: "I didn't pick them up randomly, and you and I have only taken three apprentices in total. Which one of them is as disrespectful as you?"
"Okay, since you despise me for not respecting the teacher, then dead master and apprentice, I can't understand you, and you can't understand me either, die early and live early." Gongsun Ruyu had a straight face, but You Ying was still sharp-eyed. I can see the corner of his mouth slightly raised.Good fellow, this kid is planning to kill his master and apprentice, and quarrels with him all the time.Of course You Ying would not let him succeed easily, folded his arms and said from top to bottom: "Hey, what did you say just now, your Gongsun is like a fish, and never backs down? Now."
"Repentance is called repentance when one of them breaks the contract first, but it is called repentance when the two of them reach an agreement. As long as we reach an agreement, we both want to kill the master and apprentice, this is not called repentance!" Gongsun Ruyu argued forcefully.
"Tsk, slick tongue, then I'm not going to die, I want you to be my apprentice, so naive, I'm afraid that if I let it out and bite someone, they will have to settle accounts with me in the end."
Gongsun Ruyu clenched his fists, thinking to himself that the previous account had not been settled, but now he had to settle the account with him, and said, "Okay, then I will be your apprentice, and I will kill people, set fires, rob houses, poison and poison everywhere in the future." , just report your name and say that it is your apprentice, I will piss you off!"
You Ying couldn't bear it anymore, a vein popped out of his forehead, and his hand had already reached the wooden stick at his waist.Seeing this, Gongsun Ruyu threw down his clothes with his two little paws, and stretched out to the hilt behind his back, burning with anger.The two looked at each other with disgust, and the smell of gunpowder/smoke filled the air instantly, and a war was about to break out.
At this time, a cold voice interspersed: "I choose this one."
Zheng Yiliu pointed to a snow-white dress and looked at the two of them.
Beggars with poor wine quality generally have poor moral character.
Gongsun Ruyu thought so, holding Zheng Yiliu half a step away from him silently with the gaze of You Ying looking at the junior wooden stakes, and then said: "Hey, although I have you as my teacher, I have the skills of a school. I can’t follow you to learn the dog-beating-stick method.” He said, with a trace of disgust in his eyes, he said, “I don’t know how to learn the double-door martial arts, and the dog-beating-stick method sounds very low-grade. Can you do it? Teach me what?"
Being questioned by him like this, You Ying thought that what he asked was not what he could teach, but why he should be taught.What a competitive and inquisitive child, You Ying laughed at this inquisitive child, knocked on the white porcelain bowl on his waist, and said as a matter of course: "What can I teach you as a beggar? Teach you to beg for food~ "
Sure enough, Gongsun Ruyu's eyelids twitched, and he made a very contemptuous and extremely annoyed expression. It was unbelievable that he actually said that he would teach him to be a man to beg for food, and said: "People's hearts are sinister! I didn't expect you to be such a gang of beggars. I think we can kill our master and apprentice immediately."
"What kind of master and apprentice is dead? You said before that I would be your teacher after I rescued you. Well, aren't you standing here right now?" You Ying exaggeratedly compared his hands.The corner of Gongsun Ruyu's mouth twitched, he always felt that he was kicked by a donkey in the first place to worship this master who specializes in begging and only takes advantage of him.Not lightly kicked!
You Ying laughed loudly, and said: "Hey, I will be a teacher for one day and a father for life, I made up my mind to teach you to beg for food, you must not go back on your word, apprentice."
"My Gongsun Ruyu promises everything, so of course I won't go back on my word." Gongsun Ruyu said this, with no emotion on the surface, but in fact, the group who regretted it in their hearts wanted to kill their master and apprentice every minute.The left and right words have been put down, and it is not okay to go back on your word.He raised his head instead, and said with a smile on his lips: "It's you, you can't go back on your word."
Youying wondered: "Why should I go back on my word?"
Gongsun Ruyu remained silent, the corners of his mouth still curled up.You Ying guessed what he was thinking secretly, shivered all over, raised his shoulders, and didn't care.He said he still had to buy clothes, but the money on his body had already been exchanged for broken silver. After all, it was not easy to get a big pile of gold.Thinking of the stunned look of the pawnshop owner when he saw Jin Zi, You Ying couldn't help but sigh how generous his apprentice is, how proud he is.
Then they went to an embroidery workshop to look at the clothes, and Gongsun Ruyu took a look at the pink and red Yunshang in the middle.The lady proprietress in the store saw a beggar with two children in prison clothes, and thought about not allowing them to enter the store, she immediately left her needlework and ran over to stop them.It's a pity that they couldn't be stopped, Gongsun Ruyu nimbly dodged her fat body, and ran towards the dress with a look of determination.
The proprietress opened her arms and looked sullen, she pinched her waist and turned to You Ying, who seemed to be in charge, and shouted: "Stinky beggar, why did you bring two little prisoners to my workshop, believe it or not, I will notify the government to arrest you again! "
"Hey, don't beggars, don't beggars, our beggars also have local tyrants, you don't know how much you earn every day?" You Ying pointed at the two children and said, "They are Those who have just been released from prison will buy two sets of clothes."
"No, this shop does not accept money from beggars. Beggars and dogs are not allowed to enter. Did you see that?" The proprietress waved her fat hand and pointed to the outside of the house. There was indeed a wooden sign saying that beggars and dogs were not allowed to enter.You Ying didn't see it, but there was an embroidery workshop nearby, it was too far away and he didn't want to go, so he was selective and blind, and said: "I saw it, but I don't bark and dog, why can't I come in."
The proprietress was really angry, her thick eyebrows stood upright, and she said loudly: "Stinky beggar, you are still irrational, don't think that I will be afraid of you with two little beggars, a beggar is a beggar, maybe you can fly on a branch and become a phoenix. I see I didn’t have any clothes for beggars here, so I went to the side of the road to pick them up by myself.” She looked at Zheng Yiliu who was next to You Ying, and spoke harsh words.
Zheng Yiliu lowered his head and remained silent.You Ying saw that she was slandering the dignity of the beggar with every sentence, and she did her part. No matter how good-tempered she was, when she was in a hurry, her subordinates stopped Zheng Yiliu behind her, and reasoned with her: "Ma'am, this is your fault. The Emperor Shan of the Xi Dynasty was also a beggar, and speaking more closely, Emperor Yun, the city lord of Qi’an, was also down and out on the streets, so you slander beggars like this, is it because you look down on their past.”
"This..." The proprietress was startled suddenly, and after being reminded by him, she realized that her words were rebellious, and if it was serious, it might even cause her death, she felt a chill all over her body.Knowing that what I met today was a tough one, I didn't dare to say any more, so I jokingly said, "Oh, I was joking with you just now, why are you so serious. This person, even if he can't get along with me, he won't talk to me." The money is hard to get through, that, brother, what do you want to buy, please come inside."
The proprietress moved her hands in, You Ying clicked her tongue calmly, and was about to take a step forward, but saw that Gongsun Ruyu had already changed his clothes and came out from the cubicle with the curtain.You Ying raised his eyebrows, making a small difference.
What he changed was the Yunshang he had fancyed earlier.The pink is reddish, like a touch of beauty falling from the pink petals, accompanied by floral fragrance, layer upon layer, like a light gauze, long sleeves dragging to the ankles, gently floating with the movement of walking, fine silk The clothes were perfect, making his originally delicate face even fairer.The placket and cuffs are embroidered with shiny gold threads, and the slightest movement reflects the brightness of the sun.His eyebrows are like ink paintings, his white teeth are red lips, and his pale eyes are shining with a faint light. When he smiles, the light gathers together, like a fairy boy walking out of a New Year painting.
You Ying has seen so many people in red clothes, but he has never seen anyone who wears his aura, neither feminine nor delicate, but fresh and refined, especially immortal.Zheng Yiliu, who was behind him, raised his head slightly, a look of surprise flashed across his eyes, and then hid behind You Ying expressionlessly, watching him for a long time.
Gongsun held his new clothes like a fish, looked them over and asked them: "How is it, Beggar Gang, does the one I chose look good?"
You Ying stroked his beard, and commented: "Good-looking is good-looking, but apprentice, you are a man, why do you always like this kind of thing that only girls like when you are a fan? I am embarrassed to admit that you are a boy when I go out... Feminist?" You Ying silently concluded.
Gongsun Ruyu immediately lowered his face and said, "You are a womanizer! I am used to seeing Qixiu's senior sister wearing pink clothes, and I look down on other colors, why not." He raised his chin, flaunting his might.
"Senior sister..." You Ying suddenly recalled something, and murmured: "I remember you have a senior sister who also likes wearing pink."
Gongsun Ruyu opened his pupils wide and asked, "Hey, do I still have a senior sister?"
"Yeah, cough, I'll talk about that later." You Ying waved his hand and asked the proprietress at the side: "Madam proprietress, my apprentice likes this dress, how much is it?"
The proprietress's face was full of bitterness from the moment Gongsun Ruyu pulled the curtain. Who knew that she had embroidered the cloud dress for a whole month before she embroidered it. I was only willing to collect it from the inventory, but I didn't expect to be selected by this kid within a long time after hanging up, and the clothes were surprisingly suitable.Because of what she shouldn't have said just now, she didn't dare to offend You Ying, so she said, "The minimum price is 20 taels, no bargaining is allowed, buy it or not."
"I bought it." Gongsun Ruyu was decisive.
You Ying also nodded: "Then buy it."
The proprietress: "..." What the hell, now...is the beggar gang so awesome now? She remembered that it took an entire hour to bargain with a beggar before and kicked him out.
...Oh my God, I regret how the report was so low.
The proprietress of the embroidery shop is in extreme entanglement
After buying clothes, Gongsun Ruyu expressed that he was very happy, his whole body was filled with a comfortable atmosphere, he looked up and saw Zheng Yiliu next to Youying, he went to pull him and said, "First class, you can choose one too."
Zheng Yiliu nodded silently, looked away from him, and glanced at the other clothes hanging in the embroidery workshop.Before he finished watching, he saw Gongsun Ruyu pulling one of them down and comparing the sizes in front of him.That color... is the same as his body, pink and not greasy.
"Wait, what are you doing? His personality is not suitable for pink at all, and my aesthetics don't allow it." You Ying couldn't help stopping Gongsun Ruyu's urge to choose clothes for him, and put the pink-bubbling dress on his back. Pushing it far away, Gongsun Ruyu also took a few steps back, raised his eyebrows immediately, and shouted: "What are you doing, you have to take care of me choosing clothes for my apprentice."
"Damn it? When did you secretly recruit an apprentice!?"
"Where is it sneaky, I accepted it openly." Gongsun Ruyu refused to accept it: "He is alone and has nowhere to go. What's wrong with me taking in an apprentice? Aren't you picking up apprentices randomly?"
You Ying laughed back angrily: "I didn't pick them up randomly, and you and I have only taken three apprentices in total. Which one of them is as disrespectful as you?"
"Okay, since you despise me for not respecting the teacher, then dead master and apprentice, I can't understand you, and you can't understand me either, die early and live early." Gongsun Ruyu had a straight face, but You Ying was still sharp-eyed. I can see the corner of his mouth slightly raised.Good fellow, this kid is planning to kill his master and apprentice, and quarrels with him all the time.Of course You Ying would not let him succeed easily, folded his arms and said from top to bottom: "Hey, what did you say just now, your Gongsun is like a fish, and never backs down? Now."
"Repentance is called repentance when one of them breaks the contract first, but it is called repentance when the two of them reach an agreement. As long as we reach an agreement, we both want to kill the master and apprentice, this is not called repentance!" Gongsun Ruyu argued forcefully.
"Tsk, slick tongue, then I'm not going to die, I want you to be my apprentice, so naive, I'm afraid that if I let it out and bite someone, they will have to settle accounts with me in the end."
Gongsun Ruyu clenched his fists, thinking to himself that the previous account had not been settled, but now he had to settle the account with him, and said, "Okay, then I will be your apprentice, and I will kill people, set fires, rob houses, poison and poison everywhere in the future." , just report your name and say that it is your apprentice, I will piss you off!"
You Ying couldn't bear it anymore, a vein popped out of his forehead, and his hand had already reached the wooden stick at his waist.Seeing this, Gongsun Ruyu threw down his clothes with his two little paws, and stretched out to the hilt behind his back, burning with anger.The two looked at each other with disgust, and the smell of gunpowder/smoke filled the air instantly, and a war was about to break out.
At this time, a cold voice interspersed: "I choose this one."
Zheng Yiliu pointed to a snow-white dress and looked at the two of them.
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