This kid has a hole in his head, the one on the opposite side is definitely more than 28!
Gongsun Ruyu's eyes were too sincere, You Ying scratched the back of his head, knowing that the old prisoner opposite him was deliberately scaring him, and after thinking about it, he didn't expose him.With a thought, he grinned and said, "Hey, maybe that's the case. I've always followed the rules, and I've never been here before. Presumably this old man has some experience..."
So is it really going to be locked up for a year or so? !
When Gongsun Ruyu heard this, he became anxious. He had been an NPC for so long, how could he return to the days when he could not move! He was holding You Ying's clothes tighter, as if he might run away. Yes, his eyes are extremely sincere, and they are particularly shining in Yousen's prison, and he said: "Find me!"
"Huh? Why." You Ying was playing tricks at this time, with a face of nothing to do with himself, and said: "I'm just an ordinary beggar, robbing a prison, it seems that if I get caught, I will be punished severely Let's go~"
"It's really not light, three or four years is a must." The voice of the bad old man on the other side cut in again.
Gongsun stared blankly, puzzled for a moment: "Then what the hell, didn't you just come in for the purpose of robbing the prison? Otherwise, why would you risk your life..."
"Wait, they are guarding the door heavily, how did you sneak in?" Gongsun Ruyu suddenly realized.
You Ying put one hand on the flagon at his waist, raised his beard and said, "You think, with my many years of experience in begging, I don't have a sense of presence comparable to invisibility, so I'm too embarrassed to come out."
Gongsun Ruyu: I believe your evil!
No matter what method he used to sneak in, Gongsun Ruyu definitely couldn't let him go out alone, immediately took out a piece of gold and said: "You save me out, I will never treat you badly, I have plenty of money."
You Ying was astonished by his arrogance, and a certain bad old man immediately shouted: "Oh! Hiding dirty money in private! The crime is aggravated!! The expected sentence is five or six years."
"..." Gongsun Ruyu immediately took the gold back, grabbed You Ying's clothes with two small hands, blinked his eyes a few times, and secretly carried out a py transaction that only you understand and I understand he does not understand.
You Ying raised his eyebrows, blinked a few times, and then nodded. With his amazing understanding ability, he explained: "You mean that the two of us don't have a good relationship, there is no need to take risks for you, let me get out of this right and wrong Is it a land? Who would have thought that while you look naughty, you would be grateful and considerate of me, a beggar who deserves to die.”
He was a little touched.
Wiping away the non-existing tears from the corners of his eyes, You Ying was about to turn around, but Gongsun Ruyu grabbed the corner of his clothes and couldn't leave even if he wanted to.He sighed, turned back and patted Zhengtai on the head, covering his heart and said: "You don't have to be reluctant to bear me, I'm just a beggar, at worst I'll be a good man again in a year, I'll bring the brothers from the beggar gang to the gate of the yamen to welcome you in person prison!"
Gongsun Ruyu pulled him through the prison door, expressionless: "You have a lot of drama, since you value me so much, why don't you stay and go to prison with me, you don't need to beg for food in the prison!"
"We share the blessings, share the difficulties, and die together!"
"Don't, don't, don't! I don't want to squat here, keep your voice down, we haven't reached the point of living and dying together. Let go!" You Ying pulled Gongsun Ruyu to hold his hand tightly, the knuckles of his little fingers It turned white, and it was stronger than him when it was gripped, and it almost tore the clothes.
Gongsun Ruyu gritted his teeth and refused to let go!
The old prisoner who watched the play in that cell let out a few wild laughter from hell, and was stopped by the two people in the battle at the same time: "Oh my god! Do you want to die?! (Laughing!)"
A bad old man: "..."
In order to save his only professional attire, You Ying decided not to argue with Gongsun Ruyu, squatted down to face him, brushed his forehead hair, and said seriously: "Boy, how about it, if you really want to go out, please come How am I as a teacher?"
A hint of doubt appeared on Gongsun Ruyu's angry face, and he said bluntly, "Why?"
You Ying narrowed his eyes and smiled, "It's just because I can save you."
"You also know that the prison in Wu'an Town is not easy to enter, and going out is extremely risky. Once you are caught, well, just like the old man said, you will be locked up for four or five years." You Ying turned to the cell behind He looked around and said, "If I have no relatives or reason with you, why should I rescue you? When you get out, you just throw your gold and leave, and then go around harming others, what should I do? I saved you for nothing?"
"..." mmp! You have to be so confident in saving someone.Is he the type to run amok!?
Gongsun Ruyu felt that he was focusing on getting more gold, and was displeased, but seeing him get up and make a gesture to leave, he quickly stopped him, and said anxiously: "Okay!"
"As long as you catch me, you will be my master!" Gongsun Ruyu said duplicity, and his small face wrinkled in dissatisfaction.Watching him, Youying burst out laughing, patted his head, and said triumphantly, "Okay, little apprentice~"
Ah!
Gongsun Ruyu squinted his eyes, finally put down his clothes, and said in a bad voice: "Then you still don't open the door." He pointed to the exquisite lock on the prison door.
"What door to open, you think I'm Lu Ban's reincarnation?" You Ying tidied up the crumpled corners of his clothes, and rolled his eyes at him.When Gongsun Ruyu thought he was going back on his word and was about to throw gold at him, he pointed to the window in the prison and said: "I can't open the door, you go out from there."
Gongsun Ruyu turned his head and looked up.The air vent with a square hole cut out of the wall as a window is about 20 feet above the ground, and he can go up with just a swing.But I was a little confused when I was escorted in, and I didn't think about how to get out, so I naturally ignored it.
It turns out that there is such an operation.
"You guys wait here for a while, I'll move a ladder to bring it in for you, and then just turn it over there."
Easy to say.
Gongsun Ruyu asked, "What should someone do?"
You Ying didn't take it seriously, and said: "Cold salad~"
A crack appeared on Gongsun Ruyu's face, and his claws stretched out stiffly behind his back, forming a circle in the air.Knowing that he wanted to beat him, You Ying threw up the jug stubbornly, and said: "I'm bluffing, I'm pretty familiar with this place, there's a gap in the afternoon for the changing of the guard."
Gongsun Ruyu is in a slightly better mood.You Ying took a sip of wine, smiled and moved the ladder.
The old prisoner over there who didn't speak for a long time then laughed lowly, his voice seemed to be frosted, and asked: "Hehehe, little baby, why don't you think about why he can come and go here freely? And why is he so clear about the route in the prison?" , and even know when the yamen servants will change their guards?"
...hadn't really thought about it.
Gongsun Ruyu frowned and refused to comment.
This world is not only full of wonders, but also many crises, so it is better to be careful.The old man's words reminded him, anyway, he also felt that the beggars' gang was uneasy and well-intentioned, so there was nothing wrong with it.
"Hey……"
He let out a tired sigh.The left and right brain cells are limited, and the existing information is insufficient, so Gongsun Ruyu stopped doubting the identity of the beggar gang for the time being, and remembered that there was still a child in the prison, so he picked up his trouser legs and walked in front of him.
"Hey, First Class, where is your home, do you want us to send you back?"
He didn't say a word after reporting his name. He didn't understand why such a child would touch someone's wallet, and he didn't say a word when he was caught.Gongsun Ruyu saw that he didn't look like a little beggar on the street, he looked clean, he looked like he came from a wealthy family, so he had a good impression of him.
Zheng Yiliu kept hugging himself, listening to his question, raised his furry head, Hei Yao's pupils flickered, and said slowly: "Zheng Yiliu, I have no home."
"..." Gongsun Ruyu fell silent.
His meaning is a little vague, but it is not difficult to understand that he is a child who has experienced it.He patted his head lightly with his hand, feeling good, rubbed it for a while, and asked, "Then where are you going?"
"...I don't know." There was a trace of loneliness in Zheng Yiliu's eyes.
"Then you and us?" After finishing speaking, Gongsun Ruyu thought about it, and there was something wrong.
Isn't this rhythm abduction and trafficking of children? !
Fuck it, you can't do it!
Gongsun Ruyu covered his lips and coughed twice, squatted down and said, "Forget it, do you have a nursery here? I'll send you to the nursery... Oh, no, you are here under arrest by the government. The nursery probably doesn’t charge…”
When he was distressed, a small hand reached out and grabbed his sleeve.
"Zheng Yiliu will follow you."
"..." Gongsun Ruyu glanced at the wound on his hand again, blinked, and subconsciously put it aside.
What a poor kid.
"Okay." He paused, and said, "From now on, will you be my little apprentice? I think that beggar gang just now is unreliable. It's better for him to take you than I take you. If you live with me in the future, it won't happen." starving you."
Gongsun Ruyu raised his hand and touched the top of his head again. At this moment, an old man complained from behind: "You have no hair on your face, so you learn from others to accept disciples? Hahahaha, this is the old man who has been in prison for ten years. Biggest joke ever!"
"Smile!" Gongsun Ruyu became angry, staring at that place and said, "Who the hell are you? You shy away from showing your face, and you have to take care of accepting an apprentice. And you just said that you came in at twenty Well, this year is 28, where did it come from for ten years! Bad old man!"
"Dare to lie to me!"
"Ha ha ha ha--"
"Still laughing, I warn you to keep your voice down, or you may die if I break through with one sword!"
"Ah? Jian Po? What Jian Po? Where did the Po Jian come from? Unheard of."
"Hehe! The old man is ignorant, you come out, if you have the ability, we will fight each other!"
Gongsun walked over arrogantly like a fish, and shouted to the other side through the prison door: "Put the flag and challenge!"
The old prisoner on the opposite side sighed: "Little baby is arrogant, I don't know what fear is, why should I be a teacher?"
"I've been imprisoned for ten years and only know Baba, I'm afraid of a ghost! Labor and management can beat you even if they don't have weapons!"
"you!"
"Be quiet! Why are you so noisy!" There was a roar from the end of the prison door, accompanied by a crackling sound of a teacup falling to the ground, both of them shut their mouths angrily.
Youying carrying a ladder outside the prison: "..."
Gongsun Ruyu's eyes were too sincere, You Ying scratched the back of his head, knowing that the old prisoner opposite him was deliberately scaring him, and after thinking about it, he didn't expose him.With a thought, he grinned and said, "Hey, maybe that's the case. I've always followed the rules, and I've never been here before. Presumably this old man has some experience..."
So is it really going to be locked up for a year or so? !
When Gongsun Ruyu heard this, he became anxious. He had been an NPC for so long, how could he return to the days when he could not move! He was holding You Ying's clothes tighter, as if he might run away. Yes, his eyes are extremely sincere, and they are particularly shining in Yousen's prison, and he said: "Find me!"
"Huh? Why." You Ying was playing tricks at this time, with a face of nothing to do with himself, and said: "I'm just an ordinary beggar, robbing a prison, it seems that if I get caught, I will be punished severely Let's go~"
"It's really not light, three or four years is a must." The voice of the bad old man on the other side cut in again.
Gongsun stared blankly, puzzled for a moment: "Then what the hell, didn't you just come in for the purpose of robbing the prison? Otherwise, why would you risk your life..."
"Wait, they are guarding the door heavily, how did you sneak in?" Gongsun Ruyu suddenly realized.
You Ying put one hand on the flagon at his waist, raised his beard and said, "You think, with my many years of experience in begging, I don't have a sense of presence comparable to invisibility, so I'm too embarrassed to come out."
Gongsun Ruyu: I believe your evil!
No matter what method he used to sneak in, Gongsun Ruyu definitely couldn't let him go out alone, immediately took out a piece of gold and said: "You save me out, I will never treat you badly, I have plenty of money."
You Ying was astonished by his arrogance, and a certain bad old man immediately shouted: "Oh! Hiding dirty money in private! The crime is aggravated!! The expected sentence is five or six years."
"..." Gongsun Ruyu immediately took the gold back, grabbed You Ying's clothes with two small hands, blinked his eyes a few times, and secretly carried out a py transaction that only you understand and I understand he does not understand.
You Ying raised his eyebrows, blinked a few times, and then nodded. With his amazing understanding ability, he explained: "You mean that the two of us don't have a good relationship, there is no need to take risks for you, let me get out of this right and wrong Is it a land? Who would have thought that while you look naughty, you would be grateful and considerate of me, a beggar who deserves to die.”
He was a little touched.
Wiping away the non-existing tears from the corners of his eyes, You Ying was about to turn around, but Gongsun Ruyu grabbed the corner of his clothes and couldn't leave even if he wanted to.He sighed, turned back and patted Zhengtai on the head, covering his heart and said: "You don't have to be reluctant to bear me, I'm just a beggar, at worst I'll be a good man again in a year, I'll bring the brothers from the beggar gang to the gate of the yamen to welcome you in person prison!"
Gongsun Ruyu pulled him through the prison door, expressionless: "You have a lot of drama, since you value me so much, why don't you stay and go to prison with me, you don't need to beg for food in the prison!"
"We share the blessings, share the difficulties, and die together!"
"Don't, don't, don't! I don't want to squat here, keep your voice down, we haven't reached the point of living and dying together. Let go!" You Ying pulled Gongsun Ruyu to hold his hand tightly, the knuckles of his little fingers It turned white, and it was stronger than him when it was gripped, and it almost tore the clothes.
Gongsun Ruyu gritted his teeth and refused to let go!
The old prisoner who watched the play in that cell let out a few wild laughter from hell, and was stopped by the two people in the battle at the same time: "Oh my god! Do you want to die?! (Laughing!)"
A bad old man: "..."
In order to save his only professional attire, You Ying decided not to argue with Gongsun Ruyu, squatted down to face him, brushed his forehead hair, and said seriously: "Boy, how about it, if you really want to go out, please come How am I as a teacher?"
A hint of doubt appeared on Gongsun Ruyu's angry face, and he said bluntly, "Why?"
You Ying narrowed his eyes and smiled, "It's just because I can save you."
"You also know that the prison in Wu'an Town is not easy to enter, and going out is extremely risky. Once you are caught, well, just like the old man said, you will be locked up for four or five years." You Ying turned to the cell behind He looked around and said, "If I have no relatives or reason with you, why should I rescue you? When you get out, you just throw your gold and leave, and then go around harming others, what should I do? I saved you for nothing?"
"..." mmp! You have to be so confident in saving someone.Is he the type to run amok!?
Gongsun Ruyu felt that he was focusing on getting more gold, and was displeased, but seeing him get up and make a gesture to leave, he quickly stopped him, and said anxiously: "Okay!"
"As long as you catch me, you will be my master!" Gongsun Ruyu said duplicity, and his small face wrinkled in dissatisfaction.Watching him, Youying burst out laughing, patted his head, and said triumphantly, "Okay, little apprentice~"
Ah!
Gongsun Ruyu squinted his eyes, finally put down his clothes, and said in a bad voice: "Then you still don't open the door." He pointed to the exquisite lock on the prison door.
"What door to open, you think I'm Lu Ban's reincarnation?" You Ying tidied up the crumpled corners of his clothes, and rolled his eyes at him.When Gongsun Ruyu thought he was going back on his word and was about to throw gold at him, he pointed to the window in the prison and said: "I can't open the door, you go out from there."
Gongsun Ruyu turned his head and looked up.The air vent with a square hole cut out of the wall as a window is about 20 feet above the ground, and he can go up with just a swing.But I was a little confused when I was escorted in, and I didn't think about how to get out, so I naturally ignored it.
It turns out that there is such an operation.
"You guys wait here for a while, I'll move a ladder to bring it in for you, and then just turn it over there."
Easy to say.
Gongsun Ruyu asked, "What should someone do?"
You Ying didn't take it seriously, and said: "Cold salad~"
A crack appeared on Gongsun Ruyu's face, and his claws stretched out stiffly behind his back, forming a circle in the air.Knowing that he wanted to beat him, You Ying threw up the jug stubbornly, and said: "I'm bluffing, I'm pretty familiar with this place, there's a gap in the afternoon for the changing of the guard."
Gongsun Ruyu is in a slightly better mood.You Ying took a sip of wine, smiled and moved the ladder.
The old prisoner over there who didn't speak for a long time then laughed lowly, his voice seemed to be frosted, and asked: "Hehehe, little baby, why don't you think about why he can come and go here freely? And why is he so clear about the route in the prison?" , and even know when the yamen servants will change their guards?"
...hadn't really thought about it.
Gongsun Ruyu frowned and refused to comment.
This world is not only full of wonders, but also many crises, so it is better to be careful.The old man's words reminded him, anyway, he also felt that the beggars' gang was uneasy and well-intentioned, so there was nothing wrong with it.
"Hey……"
He let out a tired sigh.The left and right brain cells are limited, and the existing information is insufficient, so Gongsun Ruyu stopped doubting the identity of the beggar gang for the time being, and remembered that there was still a child in the prison, so he picked up his trouser legs and walked in front of him.
"Hey, First Class, where is your home, do you want us to send you back?"
He didn't say a word after reporting his name. He didn't understand why such a child would touch someone's wallet, and he didn't say a word when he was caught.Gongsun Ruyu saw that he didn't look like a little beggar on the street, he looked clean, he looked like he came from a wealthy family, so he had a good impression of him.
Zheng Yiliu kept hugging himself, listening to his question, raised his furry head, Hei Yao's pupils flickered, and said slowly: "Zheng Yiliu, I have no home."
"..." Gongsun Ruyu fell silent.
His meaning is a little vague, but it is not difficult to understand that he is a child who has experienced it.He patted his head lightly with his hand, feeling good, rubbed it for a while, and asked, "Then where are you going?"
"...I don't know." There was a trace of loneliness in Zheng Yiliu's eyes.
"Then you and us?" After finishing speaking, Gongsun Ruyu thought about it, and there was something wrong.
Isn't this rhythm abduction and trafficking of children? !
Fuck it, you can't do it!
Gongsun Ruyu covered his lips and coughed twice, squatted down and said, "Forget it, do you have a nursery here? I'll send you to the nursery... Oh, no, you are here under arrest by the government. The nursery probably doesn’t charge…”
When he was distressed, a small hand reached out and grabbed his sleeve.
"Zheng Yiliu will follow you."
"..." Gongsun Ruyu glanced at the wound on his hand again, blinked, and subconsciously put it aside.
What a poor kid.
"Okay." He paused, and said, "From now on, will you be my little apprentice? I think that beggar gang just now is unreliable. It's better for him to take you than I take you. If you live with me in the future, it won't happen." starving you."
Gongsun Ruyu raised his hand and touched the top of his head again. At this moment, an old man complained from behind: "You have no hair on your face, so you learn from others to accept disciples? Hahahaha, this is the old man who has been in prison for ten years. Biggest joke ever!"
"Smile!" Gongsun Ruyu became angry, staring at that place and said, "Who the hell are you? You shy away from showing your face, and you have to take care of accepting an apprentice. And you just said that you came in at twenty Well, this year is 28, where did it come from for ten years! Bad old man!"
"Dare to lie to me!"
"Ha ha ha ha--"
"Still laughing, I warn you to keep your voice down, or you may die if I break through with one sword!"
"Ah? Jian Po? What Jian Po? Where did the Po Jian come from? Unheard of."
"Hehe! The old man is ignorant, you come out, if you have the ability, we will fight each other!"
Gongsun walked over arrogantly like a fish, and shouted to the other side through the prison door: "Put the flag and challenge!"
The old prisoner on the opposite side sighed: "Little baby is arrogant, I don't know what fear is, why should I be a teacher?"
"I've been imprisoned for ten years and only know Baba, I'm afraid of a ghost! Labor and management can beat you even if they don't have weapons!"
"you!"
"Be quiet! Why are you so noisy!" There was a roar from the end of the prison door, accompanied by a crackling sound of a teacup falling to the ground, both of them shut their mouths angrily.
Youying carrying a ladder outside the prison: "..."
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