[pillar spot] temporary residence
Chapter 116 (8)
This method of delivery is similar to Sasuke's promise that he will "respect" Hashirama in the future, and it also shows his attitude of supporting Hashirama within the clan. I believe no one will make Hashirama look bad under the pressure of offending Sasuke.But the short knife is also called the pocket blade, and it is considered a special kind of knife. For example, it does not demand the gender of the owner, and it is the only knife that can be brought to bed with confidence.Therefore, there are rich hidden meanings in sending a new 'hostess' knife from 'home'.For example: "family" is allowed to kill the husband's concubine with this knife.
And giving jade combs is completely nonsense and nonsensical, because jade combs are only suitable for beauties, and this kind of gift is generally only among women, and is given by the man's mother, aunt, and sister to the new daughter-in-law who is about to enter the door.The first layer of course means that you are beautiful and the "family" is very satisfied; the second jade comb is pressed on the first layer of the makeup box, representing the family's promise not to touch the private property of the future daughter-in-law; the last layer is It implies that the family will pay a large sum of money when marrying a daughter-in-law.
Madara listened to Kanin's talk about how Hashirama took the comb Sasuke gave him, stood in a daze on the main road of the Uchiha clan, combed his hair, rubbed his face to show that he knew, and waved Janin away.Shaking off the desire to complain about not knowing where to start, he sat down quietly and waited for Hashirama, who was stupidly holding his left hand, to come over.
His head was in a mess and he didn't know what to think, or he didn't think about anything. When Madara saw Hashirama appearing in front of his eyes, he knew that it was useless to think about anything, because his body had already been conscious of motivation.He ran over and hugged Hashirama and spun around twice, and then was picked up by Hashirama and spun around twice, and then the two of them laughed stupidly for a long time.
In fact, Hashirama's success here is still a long way from having a child who inherits the blood of the two. If calculated proportionally, it will be about one-third of the success, but for Hashirama and Kazuma That's enough exciting news.
After the two finally regained their composure, Hashirama also asked Shimo Madara in detail about the meaning of the gift Sasuke gave him.What Madara said was quite embarrassing, because let alone what role Sasuke put Hashirama in, even the role Sasuke himself stood in was quite weird.But then the focus of Hashirama's attention also brushed the image of Senshou Hashirama in Madara's heart.
Hashirama touched the dagger in his hand with a sad face, and said with emotion: "I thought Sasuke would not admit this until the child was born!"
Madara looked at Hashirama complicatedly for a while, and finally chose to give up pointing out the important points he wanted Hashirama to pay attention to, and instead followed him: "In your heart, Sasuke is such a boring person?"
"..." This question is really difficult to answer!Hashirama was stunned for a moment, trying hard to use his brain to find the most 'correct' answer.But Madara has already drawn a conclusion from Hashirama's silence, Uchiha Sasuke is so boring in Senju Hashirama's heart!
And Sasuke, who is "boring" every day, showed the two of them the next day what it means to be so idle that a boring person has time and mobility.It took only one day for Sasuke to prepare the eight rituals, and he also invited Zhu Wen from Ise Jingu Shrine, ordered all the people and rushed to Senshou's house with a confused face, and decided on the marriage of the two very simply, and then very simply Put down things and leave.
Not to mention Senju's ignorance, Madara was also very ignorant, but when he looked back at Hashirama, he was very happy, so Madara had to twitch his mouth and run home to find Sasuke to find out the actual situation.As soon as you enter the door, you will find that there are many people in the family!Several elders who had taken the real power after he came to power sat in a circle drinking tea at a small table, while Jing Liu and several female parents sat around among a pile of account books and calculated something.And Sasuke sat cross-legged, leaning on his knees with one hand and leaning on his face, quietly staying beside Jingliu watching her tired.
Seeing Madara came back, everyone greeted each other, and after Sasuke gave Madara a supercilious look, Madara was called by several clan elders to drink tea at the small table.Then I heard these elders who were very distant and indifferent on weekdays start nagging him, saying that since the end of the day, hurry up and not let the next generation be born dishonorably.Why, since it is already like this, the wedding between him and Zhujian will not be good after Togama, because the wedding date of Togama has been set, there are only a few good days during this period, especially rushing and so on.In the end, he implicitly hinted that he must be firm in dealing with the "husband and wife relationship" after marrying Zhuma!Don't be fooled by Senshouzhujian!
Madara wanted to ask: Is Hashirama that kind of person in your opinion?But without asking, Madara knows their answer is: Yes, he is!
Madara also wanted to ask: Do you think I am that kind of person?Also don't need to ask, Madara knows their answer is: Yes, you are!
Madara thought about it carefully and finally felt that we were outnumbered, and there was a huge disparity in strength. He chose to listen quietly, but he wanted to jump over and slap them all, especially some of them. , you are so strict with a quail-like wife at home, I'm afraid you have something wrong with your brain for making such high demands on me so brazenly!
But just before Madara felt that he didn't have to bear it anymore, Shizuru cleared his throat and drew all the attention to himself, and then looked back and forth between Madara and Sasuke as if watching a show, and said: "Uchi With the current strength of the Bo family, although there is no such precedent for the wedding between the patriarch and the Hashirama-sama, it is not difficult to do anything. The question is...how to do it?"
This question...is a very important question, and due to various considerations, no one commented for a while.
After giving a period of time to think, Madara habitually puts forward his attitude first: "I don't care what your ideas are, but this is my wedding, and it must be done according to my wishes!"
After hearing this, the elders had such expressions on their faces. They had already learned what kind of person Madara is, otherwise they wouldn't have allowed Madara to be so "nonsense" for so many years.But at this time, they were not in a hurry to jump, but each of them put on a look of disapproval and watched from the sidelines.Just as they expected, Sasuke immediately yelled at Madara as soon as he finished speaking: "You'd better go to sleep, dreaming is more comfortable."
Although he always knew that Sasuke lacked respect when he got along with Madara, it was the first time that the elders in the clan faced the extent of this so-called "lack".Look at Sasuke's face that resembles the dead Uchiha Izumi, and look back at the person standing behind Madara who would squint at them every time Madara sneezes, and they have mixed feelings in their hearts for a while.
This is the beginning of Sasuke's speech: "Why do you do what you want? When the time comes to do things, will you do it alone? Is it a shame to lose your face? Is it your own money? The Uchiha clan It's all dead, it's your turn to worry about this? In the end, according to what you mean, why don't you tell me what you mean?"
"..." I mean you have to do what I want.For a moment, Madara felt that it was not easy to express what he meant.
Seeing that he stopped talking, Sasuke rolled his eyes and said, "I'm afraid you want to do what Senjujuma wants."
That's not the case.Madara opened his mouth before he could speak, but Sasuke stopped him and said: "I put my words first, and I have to follow Senjujuma's temper. I can't afford to lose that person. You don't even have to think about it!"
At this moment, Sasuke's logic has been drawn out. According to Madara's meaning is equal to Hashirama's meaning, and according to Hashirama's meaning is equal to embarrassment.Under this logic, Madara had nothing to say, and he asked directly: "You can't talk anymore?"
Sasuke raised his eyebrows: "You can talk, you can say what you want, who is stopping you?"
Madara could only respond silently to this, but the people around suddenly felt a little sympathy for him inexplicably.
The person who brought back the topic was Jingliu, she closed the account books she had sorted out in her hand, looked at Sasuke, turned her head to look at Madara, and said with a smile: "It's not a problem anyway, the problem is what to do. Then let's start with the very first question, that is, should the wedding between the patriarch and Hashirama-sama be ahead of Tobima and... me?"
On this issue, the attitude is quite unified.Whether it is due to traditional considerations or due to time constraints, there is no disagreement.
Jingliu smiled slyly and said: "Then the time is so fast, such endless wrangling is meaningless. Generally speaking, I can see that it is either guided by the wishes of the patriarch, or guided by the wishes of Sasuke. Do you mean to lead?"
Madara was keenly aware of something wrong, but he hadn't figured it out yet, the other people had probably already given a non-express meaning of approval.And Sasuke nodded directly: "Yes!"
Jingliu nodded slightly and continued: "Then why not, the patriarch and Sasuke have a consensus first, and then we can start directly, shall we?"
This is an obvious way to encourage two people to directly decide who is superior. As for how to distribute... Is there anything faster, more efficient, and more sure than fighting a battle?
Obviously, this opinion was completely beyond everyone's expectations, and several women around Jingliu directly cast disapproving glances at Jingliu.Shizu completely ignored these gazes, raised her sleeve to cover half of her face, and said embarrassedly: "Of course internal friction is not advisable, and this time is special. I mean we can follow Uchiha's old tradition."
Uchiha has related old traditions?I do not know how?After almost everyone came up with this idea, Jingliu continued: "Everyone uses the cat transformation technique to transform into a cat form to decide the winner. It is neither dangerous nor hurtful. It also excludes most of the outsiders. No matter whether you win or lose, there is no complaint. Isn’t that how two people who have a good relationship in the clan used to have disagreements?”
The elders of the Uchiha looked like you were not joking.Isn't this a repertoire where the older Uchihas of the clan tricked the young and ignorant little Uchihas to amuse themselves and collect black history?
Sasuke didn't pay attention to them, but looked at Jingliu and asked, "Is that so?"
Jingliu and several gentle and reliable female elders around her nodded softly and firmly to him and said, "Yes, yes."
The author has something to say: On those Uchiha boys who were simply deceived and left a heavy shadow in their hearts
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Sasuke is more tolerant than Madara when facing his tribe, but he actually doesn't know how to get along with them
So Madara and the tribe have more conflicts, but the distance is closer
And Sasuke and the tribe have some meanings that they look forward to each other, but in fact they are far away.
So the overall impression of the Uchiha clan is now:
Sasuke is more reliable than Madara!
☆, cats and tactics
Madara, who became the head of the Uchiha clan in his teens, thought he knew what kind of piss the Uchiha clan was, so when he saw Sasuke asked, everyone recognized that Uchiha used the technique of turning into cats to fight " It's not so surprising when he was "traditional". Anyway, he has always been such a short-sighted look who only wants to be happy in front of him and ignores everything else.
Although Sasuke was still frowning, Madara had already confirmed from his demeanor that Sasuke had approved this statement, and for a while he was only hesitant to reveal his cat form.Madara lowered her eyelids and followed the clansmen who gave the affirmative answer, all of them turned their eyes away from him at this time, and Jingliu blinked at him rather innocently.Madara stood up and sneered, he started this today, he doesn't believe that anyone can escape in the future!
"Okay!" Madara raised his hand to smooth out the wrinkles on his clothes, and said meaningfully, "I'm doing what you want today, it's okay." But from this moment on, you'd better pray that it won't fall into my hands in the future.
Madara's implication was conveyed very successfully, and even Sasuke clearly felt the threat in it.But after scanning around the female clansmen who didn't care at all and the male clansmen who were consistent and slightly cramped, Sasuke felt that Madara's behavior was completely understandable, after all, he really didn't want to be a cat that much.On the one hand, he was ashamed, and on the other hand, he really didn't have much confidence in the fighting power of his cat form.
Madara could see Sasuke's guilty conscience at a glance, and to be honest, he was also guilty. Since he knew what his cat transformation technique would look like, he had hardly used it. Leaving aside the breed of cat, his proficiency was almost to zero.But this does not affect him to say: "If you think you can't win, just admit defeat."
It seems that since coming here, Sasuke inexplicably clicked a few points on the strange places in the skill tree of seeing through Madara. For example, at this moment, he saw through the opponent's bluff almost instantly.Thinking back to Madara's cat shape, Sasuke analyzed it objectively and realized that he really might lose!So Sasuke directly pushed back and said, "It would be too wonderful in this world if problems can be solved by just thinking about it."
According to the general fighting process, the fight can be started after exchanging harsh words, but Sasuke and Madara are still fighting with their eyes at this time.Although the atmosphere seemed rather tense from the outside, the meaning was quite understandable from the perspective of both parties involved.It is about:
Sasuke: You change first!
Madara: You first!
Sasuke: No, you have to go first.
Madara: Don't even think about it, at most together.
Sasuke: …
Madara: Or it will be exhausted.
Sasuke: Together, together!
Then Madara and Sasuke stared at each other tacitly and pinched out handprints together, trying to ensure that they would never be faster than each other in every movement!But even such delays could not change the fact that this was not a very complicated ninjutsu, and soon both of them completed this ninjutsu amidst the white smoke rising simultaneously.
The white smoke dissipated, and the smoky black long-haired Persian cat, Banban, and the key-colored Himalayan cat, Zhuzhu, appeared where the two had just been.
The characteristics of Persian cats are generally described as gorgeous coat, elegant manners and charming appearance.The Himalayan cat, which appeared later, can actually be regarded as a branch breed of Persian cat bred in the direction of special coat color, and is considered to be a kind of gentle and gentle cat.To put it bluntly, these two are ornamental pet cats.
The Persian cat with extremely gorgeous smoky black long hair sat upright and turned his head to look around, adapting to the change of perspective, and then looked at the opposite with the unique little black face he had ever seen. The cat carefully observed the expressions of the onlookers.Madara expressed his disdain for this, because after turning into a cat, he couldn't call Chakra, so those people around him must have used illusion to cover it up, and he bet those bastards must have gone crazy laughing now.Why so sure?Because this kind of thing is actually... very common in Uchiha, and he also participated in it before.
Just thinking about it like this, Madara sneered, and the result was that he heard a sweet and sultry voice coming out of his mouth: "Meow."
"..." The smoke-black Persian cat was stunned for a moment.
It was Zhuzhumiao who was attracted by Banban's cry, and it was the first time he looked at Banban when he was also a cat.Persian cats are classified as medium-sized cats, and Himalayan cats are also classified as medium-sized cats, but there may be a lack of comparison before, and Sasuke suddenly realized that the spotted cat was a circle bigger than him!
Himalayan cats have introduced the genes of two smaller cats in order to obtain a key color coat, so compared with Persian cats, Himalayan cats have a shorter back, plus chest width, rib expansion is still very round, so it can almost be said It is a chubby cat with no waist.
Apparently Madara noticed this too, and he hadn't noticed the difference between Zhuzhumiao's body shape and his own before, so he got up and the other party took two steps, wanting to walk in for a more detailed observation.But the opponent took this as a signal to start, and bent down to make a ready posture for a pounce.As a man who has been dealing with cats all year round, Madara felt something uncoordinated when he helped Meow to make this pose, and it took him a long time to realize what the problem was.
The limbs of Persian cats are defined as short and thick, and their forelimbs are straight. Although this posture will make them walk more "slender" and squat more "elegant", it also represents poorer movement and jumping ability.In addition to the short and thick limbs of the Persian cat, the Himalayan cat has very straight front and rear limbs, which makes this kind of cat feel a little "fart and fart" when it moves.
The straight hind legs obviously can't provide much kinetic energy for the pounce, so Madara looked at Sasuke who seemed to be planning to throw himself on his head and cover his face to give him a meal, and jumped over to "slap" in front of him A multi-position position came to a flat.
Madara, who really wanted to laugh out loud, heard a gurgling sound from his mouth, and quickly said calm down silently.And when he really calmed down, he was surprised to find that he was lowering his head and licking the fluffy lion-like fur on his chest.
The best way for cats to calm themselves is to lick their fur, which is fine.
And help meow, lying on the ground in a daze, finally saw that his opponent had started to lick his hair leisurely, he charged up again, and rushed towards the opposite side.
Speaking of it, although I have seen it a lot, I actually have no concept of how to fight Madara when I am a cat, so when facing Suzumeow standing up and rushing towards him, he also reacted reflexively as a human being would. , also stood up, and then reached out to support the other party.
So the two cats fought, and there was a strange appearance of people standing up and putting each other's shoulders on each other.Faced with such a situation, Zhuzhumiao was obviously a little confused, but he quickly found a new way out and planned to throw the other party down.
At this time, Spotted Meow discovered that the unexpected Helper Cat was quite powerful, and the Helper Cat was relatively short, with a lower center of gravity, which seemed to be more powerful.So he obeyed human experience again, and retreated back and lowered his body.And because of the change in his movements, the assistant cat who was riding on him could only shrink back.Then the spotted cat still felt that it hadn't got a lower center of gravity, so it retreated again, helping the cat to shrink again.After coming down a few times, the two cats with the same flat face were already lying on the ground face to face, staring at each other.
At this moment, Sasuke's heart was full of complaints, but the only thing he could do now was to breathe on the opponent, and then he planned to retract his claws and hit the opponent's face a few times, but when he retracted his claws, he found that His right paw was caught by the exaggerated long hair of Banban Meow on the nail of his ring finger!
Just when Sasuke was crazily complaining in his heart that Banban's fur was knotted, Madara also noticed this problem.Long hairs also have the benefits of long hairs. He didn't realize that Zhuzhumiao stretched out his paws at all, and didn't penetrate his fur at all.And he didn't stretch out his claws just now, although he said he forgot for a while, but now it seems quite sensible. Himalayan cats are also long-haired and fluffy.Seeing Zhuzhumiao's paw hanging on his body and unable to move, Banbanmiao couldn't help but proudly raised his paw, and patted the other person's head.
Zhu Zhumiao, who was photographed accurately, was obviously stunned, and then furious, opened his mouth to bite the other party.When facing his bite, Spotted Meow made a very inappropriate reaction under normal circumstances. He raised his neck and turned his head to avoid it, exposing his neck to the other party.
The original function of the mane is to protect the neck, but when the attacking party has a flat face with plump cheeks, a round chin, and a sunken nose, the effect is really not very good.The result of Zhuzhumiao's biting is to gnaw on the hair of his mouth and vomit himself to death.
But this tossing helped Zhuzhumiao save his claws.He didn't dare to stretch out his claws anymore, and the power of the bite was almost zero, so the last attack method left was to quickly throw a meow punch on Banban Meow, and ran away.
This time it was the turn of Spotted Meow to be stunned for a while. Persian cats are not a breed that is sensitive to pain, and Sasuke Meow's attack value is also very problematic, it doesn't hurt at all!But even if it didn't hurt, there was still a winner anyway, so Ban Ban Miao got up and went to Zhu Zhu Miao to chase after him, and it was also a meow punch to serve.
To put it bluntly, the attack method of meow meow boxing is to quickly swing its claws and shoot blindly. The attack power of the Himalayan cat is almost no threat, and the Persian cat is not much better.After a few rounds, Spotted Meow and Zhuzhu Meow didn't bother to run when faced with this kind of attack. After all, their legs were short and their hair was long, so they were not tired and they were too hot to panic.
As a result, the fight quickly changed from chasing and punching each other to squatting face to face, resting for a while, and then punching each other.And the strength and speed of Meow Meow's fist also dropped again and again, until it looked like two meows squatting opposite each other and playing clapping games. Wash your face or something.
But this is just a look, Madara is already tired and thirsty at this time, and it is very, very hot. She feels that there is a fire under her long hair, and she is just holding on.And the situation of Observing and Assisting Meow is actually better than him!Is this going to lose?
Spotted Meow hesitated for a while, and launched a surprise attack while assisting Meow to wash his face, knocking him down.Zhu Zhumiao didn't care much when he fell, because although he had nothing to do with Banban, Banban couldn't do anything to him.But obviously this idea is a bit too naive.
Spotted Meow lay down on Assisting Meow to hold him down, then shook his fur to cover him.Obviously showing his new tactics, heat the opponent to death!
The author has something to say: cats fight, I just wanted to explain it, but everyone wants to see it so much, I think I wrote it down
☆, victory and defeat and conclusion
As a patriarch, Madara actually has very low requirements for his own clan. As long as there are no moths, he will not take care of the mess in the clan meticulously, leaving enough space for each other so that neither side will have any immediate conflicts. Jump up and hack each other's needs.For example, at this moment, if he hadn't suffered from heatstroke and couldn't move, he would have hung up all the clansmen acting as referees one by one to let blood out.
The Persian cat has a coordinated but relatively short tail, while the Himalayan cat has a long and obviously large tail, and the tail is also covered with fluffy and rich long hair, like a furry burden.Zhuzhumiao struggled a bit after discovering Banban Meow's intentions, but changed his tactics after struggling to no avail. He hugged Banban Meow back and raised his tail to cover Banban Meow's body properly. The tip of the tail was just enough to fit To the spotted cat's forehead.Very warm.
Zebra doesn't know, and if he knows, he will not be willing to admit the fact that the blood of other more heat-resistant cats has been introduced into the blood of Himalayan cats. It is more heat-resistant.
Therefore, the referee thought that Banban Miao had symptoms of heatstroke, was panting with his tongue out, his eyes were straight, and his body was stiff, so he was directly judged to be hugged away.
Then Banbanmaow enjoyed the meticulous care from the tribe that even the patriarch of the Uchiha clan never had.The cool wet towel was almost immediately covered on the spotted cat, the ice tray was brought to surround him, and a circle of people surrounded him to fan him. The long hair on his body was also combed and turned to assist in cooling. After tossing for a long time, it became disheveled, and the fur that hid some small bumps was also combed out.In the end, because he still didn't have the strength to change back to human form for a long time, Spotted Cat was forced to accept cat-like first aid, and a needle was injected on the tip of the tail to let blood.
Zhuzhumiao was indeed dizzy from the heat, but he was still able to get up and shake his hair after Banban was picked up, and then ran to the ice tray to lie down for a while, watching Banban being rescued, and let out a burst of noise. After making a strange sound that didn't sound like a laugh at all, he released the state of turning into a cat, and ran to take a shower.
To sum up, it is quite obvious that Zhuzhumiao won.But in Madara's heart, it's not yet time to decide the winner. The reason why Banbanmao lost is definitely because some bastards blew the black whistle!
Madara lost the right to make decisions about her wedding process in such a tragic way. The first night, she felt unable to crawl and lay down all night. Deciding to have revenge the next day, Madara felt that the atmosphere in the clan was inexplicably weird when she went out.The clan has always pretended not to know about the matter between him and Zhujian, let alone asking, but today when he came together, suddenly the clan showed a beaming feeling that something good was about to happen.
Bancai hadn't gone far when he almost met half of the children in the clan who passed by him to say hello to him, and the people he wanted to take revenge on were also very kind to him today, so he couldn't even find him To reason shot.
After wandering around and returning home, Madara understood what happened the moment he saw the things in the house.
The women of the Uchiha clan seem to be born with the talent of ingenuity, plus the blessing of writing sharing eyes has always been sturdy.In just one night, Madara saw two cat puppets squatting on the table in his house, which were scaled down to half the size, and they looked like Banban and Zhuzhu in real life!
In addition to the size, the doll can be said to be the ultimate in simulation, and its movements are extremely realistic. The fur on the cat doll is extremely fine. Madara reached out and touched it and found that it was probably a mixture of rabbit fur and real cat fur.Pick it up and take a closer look at the eyes of the doll, it should be newly made of whale glue drop crystal.
This is how busy you are to be able to have such leisure time!
"Don't you know that this kind of doll can only be seen, and can't be touched directly?" Madara saw the trick of the doll's eyes when Sasuke's voice sounded by the door.Turning around, he saw Sasuke leaning against the door frame in very formal clothes, a booklet in his hand was rolled into a stick and knocked on the palm of the other hand.
Seeing that Madara still didn't put down the spotted cat doll, Sasuke also shifted his gaze to the lively spotted cat doll, and said with a strange smile: "I saw Mr. Gongkang plucking your hair last night, maybe there is one on it, Otherwise it wouldn't be like this!"
"!" This news is absolutely shocking to Madara. Uchiha Koyasu, who is much older than his father's generation, seems to Madara to be a rare "wooden man" in the Uchiha clan. He is neither happy nor angry. Well, such a thing as pulling cat fur doesn't fit his style of painting at all!
Seeing Madara's shocked look, Sasuke was very happy to shake out more exciting news: "When I came back, I met some little guys hiding in the corner and muttering, planning to create a chance to touch your hair."
Madara subconsciously smoothed her hair, and then reacted and retorted: "The little guy in the clan? Are you sure it's not your great-grandfather, grand-uncle or something?"
"Hmph!" Sasuke lost the interest of joking when he heard it, and threw the badly rolled booklet at Madara, saying, "Look carefully."
Madara caught it and opened it to see that it was the process of his wedding!He didn't bother to take a closer look, and asked, "Have you already made up your mind?"
Sasuke sneered and said, "We finished it last night while you were sleeping. I also finished it this morning for the Thousand Hands."
"..." Madara hesitated for a while before asking, "How did you fix it?"
Sasuke raised his head: "Of course it's according to ninja rules. If you have any objections, just come to me with a knife."
"..."
Seeing Madara showing a demented look, Sasuke shook his head and walked in. He felt that he had completely seen what Uchiha Madara was.But as soon as he walked away, Ban reacted and stopped him, and said anxiously: "Don't go, explain the matter clearly."
Sasuke sighed and said, "I've already said it! After you fell asleep last night, I negotiated the process with the elders in the clan. I went to meet with Senjuzhujian first this morning. He said he had no objection, so I went." Talked to the Qianshou Clan, and Qianshou Feijian decided that he had no objection. Although several people in the Qianshou Clan seemed to have opinions, but Qianshou Feijian asked them to directly talk to me if they had an opinion. Anyway, he agreed. .And then when I left from the Thousand Hands, no one raised any objections, and that was it."
"..." Madara felt...was the development of the matter too simple?So na na asked: "So fast?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, and retorted: "Hurry up? Did you check the weather when you got up? What time is it? You can have breakfast in two minutes."
"That's still..." Madara suddenly realized that he unconsciously followed Sasuke's train of thought, and what he was referring to was not this!
But when Madara interrupted, Sasuke stopped and looked at Madara carefully for a while, and then asked abruptly after looking at Madara's hairy hair: "Although you are also Uchiha Madara, I think it is better to ask you separately. If, I mean, if..." At this point Sasuke hesitated for a while whether to continue the topic, and finally continued with some doubts: "If Senju Zhuma dies, can you live well alone? ?”
I really wanted to ask why Sasuke asked such a question, but Madara keenly noticed the peculiarity in Sasuke's tone, and out of intuition, he determined that he should give a clear and straightforward answer at this time: "If... well, I think no matter No matter what the situation is, surviving is not a problem for me, but it should be impossible to live well. After all, Hashirama is for me..."
"Okay! Stop." Sasuke interrupted firmly before Madara spit out the next words. Although he didn't know what answer Madara would give, he thought that he might hear "best friend", "old enemy", " Apocalypse" or something, he felt that this day had never been posted.
"Why talk so much. Just say you can't."
Chang Madara stared at Sasuke for a while speechlessly, then replied according to his words: "No."
But Madara's repeated answer drew Sasuke's stare, as if he was provoked by Madara's answer again.Seeing Sasuke like this, Madara smiled unconsciously.
"What are you laughing at?" Sasuke snorted coldly to remind Madara to remain serious, then frowned and said, "You gave birth to the child in Hashirama...was it born? Anyway, before this, be careful with him, don't go too far , His strength may be discounted for the time being. I'm not sure about the specific situation. Of course, if someone fights with him, you should also pay attention and watch him."
This is totally not normal.Madara frowned and asked seriously: "What's the situation? What... what did you do?"
Rolling his eyes, Sasuke muttered, "It wasn't me, I did it because Senju Bashirama begged me."
Madara just looked at Sasuke firmly, and asked again: "What did you do?"
Sasuke also looked back seriously at Madara again, and after a while he said strangely: "I actually think you two should be a couple after all?"
After speaking, Sasuke shook his head, pulled the cat doll out of Madara's hand, straightening out the messed up fur.Putting the cat puppet back on the table, tilting his head to look at the position, he turned back to Madara when he was satisfied, and said, "You two really have the same weirdness somewhere."
Although Madara didn't want to accept Sasuke's evaluation of him and Hashirama, but at this time he could only helplessly wait for Sasuke to continue his speech, because there may not be any more after the interruption.
Sasuke raised his hand and stroked his chin that hadn't started to grow a beard, and said like a memory: "I didn't want to tell you, and Hashirama also said that I don't need to tell you. But since you have always been so unlucky, I think it's better to say It's better once."
Sasuke continued indifferently under Madara's forbearance and forbearance: "I went to Senju Hashirama earlier this morning and wanted him to see the wedding process. I thought he would not be able to accept it, but I didn't expect his expression Although it changed, it was accepted.”
Hearing this, Madara unfolded the booklet that Sasuke threw over just now, intending to take a closer look.
In Madara's reaction, Sasuke showed a certain expression and seemed to have new doubts, and continued: "Senju Hashirama told me that he has a problem with his physique. Although Mutun has 1 good, Mutun will He regards that little embryo as a parasite, and then instinctively wants to get rid of it. The reason why that little thing still exists on him is entirely because he is consciously protecting it. So Hashirama is very worried that something special will happen The situation, like dreaming, fighting crazy or something, made him forget to apply this layer of protection and cause bad consequences. He begged me to give him an illusion to make this idea deepen in his mind
And giving jade combs is completely nonsense and nonsensical, because jade combs are only suitable for beauties, and this kind of gift is generally only among women, and is given by the man's mother, aunt, and sister to the new daughter-in-law who is about to enter the door.The first layer of course means that you are beautiful and the "family" is very satisfied; the second jade comb is pressed on the first layer of the makeup box, representing the family's promise not to touch the private property of the future daughter-in-law; the last layer is It implies that the family will pay a large sum of money when marrying a daughter-in-law.
Madara listened to Kanin's talk about how Hashirama took the comb Sasuke gave him, stood in a daze on the main road of the Uchiha clan, combed his hair, rubbed his face to show that he knew, and waved Janin away.Shaking off the desire to complain about not knowing where to start, he sat down quietly and waited for Hashirama, who was stupidly holding his left hand, to come over.
His head was in a mess and he didn't know what to think, or he didn't think about anything. When Madara saw Hashirama appearing in front of his eyes, he knew that it was useless to think about anything, because his body had already been conscious of motivation.He ran over and hugged Hashirama and spun around twice, and then was picked up by Hashirama and spun around twice, and then the two of them laughed stupidly for a long time.
In fact, Hashirama's success here is still a long way from having a child who inherits the blood of the two. If calculated proportionally, it will be about one-third of the success, but for Hashirama and Kazuma That's enough exciting news.
After the two finally regained their composure, Hashirama also asked Shimo Madara in detail about the meaning of the gift Sasuke gave him.What Madara said was quite embarrassing, because let alone what role Sasuke put Hashirama in, even the role Sasuke himself stood in was quite weird.But then the focus of Hashirama's attention also brushed the image of Senshou Hashirama in Madara's heart.
Hashirama touched the dagger in his hand with a sad face, and said with emotion: "I thought Sasuke would not admit this until the child was born!"
Madara looked at Hashirama complicatedly for a while, and finally chose to give up pointing out the important points he wanted Hashirama to pay attention to, and instead followed him: "In your heart, Sasuke is such a boring person?"
"..." This question is really difficult to answer!Hashirama was stunned for a moment, trying hard to use his brain to find the most 'correct' answer.But Madara has already drawn a conclusion from Hashirama's silence, Uchiha Sasuke is so boring in Senju Hashirama's heart!
And Sasuke, who is "boring" every day, showed the two of them the next day what it means to be so idle that a boring person has time and mobility.It took only one day for Sasuke to prepare the eight rituals, and he also invited Zhu Wen from Ise Jingu Shrine, ordered all the people and rushed to Senshou's house with a confused face, and decided on the marriage of the two very simply, and then very simply Put down things and leave.
Not to mention Senju's ignorance, Madara was also very ignorant, but when he looked back at Hashirama, he was very happy, so Madara had to twitch his mouth and run home to find Sasuke to find out the actual situation.As soon as you enter the door, you will find that there are many people in the family!Several elders who had taken the real power after he came to power sat in a circle drinking tea at a small table, while Jing Liu and several female parents sat around among a pile of account books and calculated something.And Sasuke sat cross-legged, leaning on his knees with one hand and leaning on his face, quietly staying beside Jingliu watching her tired.
Seeing Madara came back, everyone greeted each other, and after Sasuke gave Madara a supercilious look, Madara was called by several clan elders to drink tea at the small table.Then I heard these elders who were very distant and indifferent on weekdays start nagging him, saying that since the end of the day, hurry up and not let the next generation be born dishonorably.Why, since it is already like this, the wedding between him and Zhujian will not be good after Togama, because the wedding date of Togama has been set, there are only a few good days during this period, especially rushing and so on.In the end, he implicitly hinted that he must be firm in dealing with the "husband and wife relationship" after marrying Zhuma!Don't be fooled by Senshouzhujian!
Madara wanted to ask: Is Hashirama that kind of person in your opinion?But without asking, Madara knows their answer is: Yes, he is!
Madara also wanted to ask: Do you think I am that kind of person?Also don't need to ask, Madara knows their answer is: Yes, you are!
Madara thought about it carefully and finally felt that we were outnumbered, and there was a huge disparity in strength. He chose to listen quietly, but he wanted to jump over and slap them all, especially some of them. , you are so strict with a quail-like wife at home, I'm afraid you have something wrong with your brain for making such high demands on me so brazenly!
But just before Madara felt that he didn't have to bear it anymore, Shizuru cleared his throat and drew all the attention to himself, and then looked back and forth between Madara and Sasuke as if watching a show, and said: "Uchi With the current strength of the Bo family, although there is no such precedent for the wedding between the patriarch and the Hashirama-sama, it is not difficult to do anything. The question is...how to do it?"
This question...is a very important question, and due to various considerations, no one commented for a while.
After giving a period of time to think, Madara habitually puts forward his attitude first: "I don't care what your ideas are, but this is my wedding, and it must be done according to my wishes!"
After hearing this, the elders had such expressions on their faces. They had already learned what kind of person Madara is, otherwise they wouldn't have allowed Madara to be so "nonsense" for so many years.But at this time, they were not in a hurry to jump, but each of them put on a look of disapproval and watched from the sidelines.Just as they expected, Sasuke immediately yelled at Madara as soon as he finished speaking: "You'd better go to sleep, dreaming is more comfortable."
Although he always knew that Sasuke lacked respect when he got along with Madara, it was the first time that the elders in the clan faced the extent of this so-called "lack".Look at Sasuke's face that resembles the dead Uchiha Izumi, and look back at the person standing behind Madara who would squint at them every time Madara sneezes, and they have mixed feelings in their hearts for a while.
This is the beginning of Sasuke's speech: "Why do you do what you want? When the time comes to do things, will you do it alone? Is it a shame to lose your face? Is it your own money? The Uchiha clan It's all dead, it's your turn to worry about this? In the end, according to what you mean, why don't you tell me what you mean?"
"..." I mean you have to do what I want.For a moment, Madara felt that it was not easy to express what he meant.
Seeing that he stopped talking, Sasuke rolled his eyes and said, "I'm afraid you want to do what Senjujuma wants."
That's not the case.Madara opened his mouth before he could speak, but Sasuke stopped him and said: "I put my words first, and I have to follow Senjujuma's temper. I can't afford to lose that person. You don't even have to think about it!"
At this moment, Sasuke's logic has been drawn out. According to Madara's meaning is equal to Hashirama's meaning, and according to Hashirama's meaning is equal to embarrassment.Under this logic, Madara had nothing to say, and he asked directly: "You can't talk anymore?"
Sasuke raised his eyebrows: "You can talk, you can say what you want, who is stopping you?"
Madara could only respond silently to this, but the people around suddenly felt a little sympathy for him inexplicably.
The person who brought back the topic was Jingliu, she closed the account books she had sorted out in her hand, looked at Sasuke, turned her head to look at Madara, and said with a smile: "It's not a problem anyway, the problem is what to do. Then let's start with the very first question, that is, should the wedding between the patriarch and Hashirama-sama be ahead of Tobima and... me?"
On this issue, the attitude is quite unified.Whether it is due to traditional considerations or due to time constraints, there is no disagreement.
Jingliu smiled slyly and said: "Then the time is so fast, such endless wrangling is meaningless. Generally speaking, I can see that it is either guided by the wishes of the patriarch, or guided by the wishes of Sasuke. Do you mean to lead?"
Madara was keenly aware of something wrong, but he hadn't figured it out yet, the other people had probably already given a non-express meaning of approval.And Sasuke nodded directly: "Yes!"
Jingliu nodded slightly and continued: "Then why not, the patriarch and Sasuke have a consensus first, and then we can start directly, shall we?"
This is an obvious way to encourage two people to directly decide who is superior. As for how to distribute... Is there anything faster, more efficient, and more sure than fighting a battle?
Obviously, this opinion was completely beyond everyone's expectations, and several women around Jingliu directly cast disapproving glances at Jingliu.Shizu completely ignored these gazes, raised her sleeve to cover half of her face, and said embarrassedly: "Of course internal friction is not advisable, and this time is special. I mean we can follow Uchiha's old tradition."
Uchiha has related old traditions?I do not know how?After almost everyone came up with this idea, Jingliu continued: "Everyone uses the cat transformation technique to transform into a cat form to decide the winner. It is neither dangerous nor hurtful. It also excludes most of the outsiders. No matter whether you win or lose, there is no complaint. Isn’t that how two people who have a good relationship in the clan used to have disagreements?”
The elders of the Uchiha looked like you were not joking.Isn't this a repertoire where the older Uchihas of the clan tricked the young and ignorant little Uchihas to amuse themselves and collect black history?
Sasuke didn't pay attention to them, but looked at Jingliu and asked, "Is that so?"
Jingliu and several gentle and reliable female elders around her nodded softly and firmly to him and said, "Yes, yes."
The author has something to say: On those Uchiha boys who were simply deceived and left a heavy shadow in their hearts
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Sasuke is more tolerant than Madara when facing his tribe, but he actually doesn't know how to get along with them
So Madara and the tribe have more conflicts, but the distance is closer
And Sasuke and the tribe have some meanings that they look forward to each other, but in fact they are far away.
So the overall impression of the Uchiha clan is now:
Sasuke is more reliable than Madara!
☆, cats and tactics
Madara, who became the head of the Uchiha clan in his teens, thought he knew what kind of piss the Uchiha clan was, so when he saw Sasuke asked, everyone recognized that Uchiha used the technique of turning into cats to fight " It's not so surprising when he was "traditional". Anyway, he has always been such a short-sighted look who only wants to be happy in front of him and ignores everything else.
Although Sasuke was still frowning, Madara had already confirmed from his demeanor that Sasuke had approved this statement, and for a while he was only hesitant to reveal his cat form.Madara lowered her eyelids and followed the clansmen who gave the affirmative answer, all of them turned their eyes away from him at this time, and Jingliu blinked at him rather innocently.Madara stood up and sneered, he started this today, he doesn't believe that anyone can escape in the future!
"Okay!" Madara raised his hand to smooth out the wrinkles on his clothes, and said meaningfully, "I'm doing what you want today, it's okay." But from this moment on, you'd better pray that it won't fall into my hands in the future.
Madara's implication was conveyed very successfully, and even Sasuke clearly felt the threat in it.But after scanning around the female clansmen who didn't care at all and the male clansmen who were consistent and slightly cramped, Sasuke felt that Madara's behavior was completely understandable, after all, he really didn't want to be a cat that much.On the one hand, he was ashamed, and on the other hand, he really didn't have much confidence in the fighting power of his cat form.
Madara could see Sasuke's guilty conscience at a glance, and to be honest, he was also guilty. Since he knew what his cat transformation technique would look like, he had hardly used it. Leaving aside the breed of cat, his proficiency was almost to zero.But this does not affect him to say: "If you think you can't win, just admit defeat."
It seems that since coming here, Sasuke inexplicably clicked a few points on the strange places in the skill tree of seeing through Madara. For example, at this moment, he saw through the opponent's bluff almost instantly.Thinking back to Madara's cat shape, Sasuke analyzed it objectively and realized that he really might lose!So Sasuke directly pushed back and said, "It would be too wonderful in this world if problems can be solved by just thinking about it."
According to the general fighting process, the fight can be started after exchanging harsh words, but Sasuke and Madara are still fighting with their eyes at this time.Although the atmosphere seemed rather tense from the outside, the meaning was quite understandable from the perspective of both parties involved.It is about:
Sasuke: You change first!
Madara: You first!
Sasuke: No, you have to go first.
Madara: Don't even think about it, at most together.
Sasuke: …
Madara: Or it will be exhausted.
Sasuke: Together, together!
Then Madara and Sasuke stared at each other tacitly and pinched out handprints together, trying to ensure that they would never be faster than each other in every movement!But even such delays could not change the fact that this was not a very complicated ninjutsu, and soon both of them completed this ninjutsu amidst the white smoke rising simultaneously.
The white smoke dissipated, and the smoky black long-haired Persian cat, Banban, and the key-colored Himalayan cat, Zhuzhu, appeared where the two had just been.
The characteristics of Persian cats are generally described as gorgeous coat, elegant manners and charming appearance.The Himalayan cat, which appeared later, can actually be regarded as a branch breed of Persian cat bred in the direction of special coat color, and is considered to be a kind of gentle and gentle cat.To put it bluntly, these two are ornamental pet cats.
The Persian cat with extremely gorgeous smoky black long hair sat upright and turned his head to look around, adapting to the change of perspective, and then looked at the opposite with the unique little black face he had ever seen. The cat carefully observed the expressions of the onlookers.Madara expressed his disdain for this, because after turning into a cat, he couldn't call Chakra, so those people around him must have used illusion to cover it up, and he bet those bastards must have gone crazy laughing now.Why so sure?Because this kind of thing is actually... very common in Uchiha, and he also participated in it before.
Just thinking about it like this, Madara sneered, and the result was that he heard a sweet and sultry voice coming out of his mouth: "Meow."
"..." The smoke-black Persian cat was stunned for a moment.
It was Zhuzhumiao who was attracted by Banban's cry, and it was the first time he looked at Banban when he was also a cat.Persian cats are classified as medium-sized cats, and Himalayan cats are also classified as medium-sized cats, but there may be a lack of comparison before, and Sasuke suddenly realized that the spotted cat was a circle bigger than him!
Himalayan cats have introduced the genes of two smaller cats in order to obtain a key color coat, so compared with Persian cats, Himalayan cats have a shorter back, plus chest width, rib expansion is still very round, so it can almost be said It is a chubby cat with no waist.
Apparently Madara noticed this too, and he hadn't noticed the difference between Zhuzhumiao's body shape and his own before, so he got up and the other party took two steps, wanting to walk in for a more detailed observation.But the opponent took this as a signal to start, and bent down to make a ready posture for a pounce.As a man who has been dealing with cats all year round, Madara felt something uncoordinated when he helped Meow to make this pose, and it took him a long time to realize what the problem was.
The limbs of Persian cats are defined as short and thick, and their forelimbs are straight. Although this posture will make them walk more "slender" and squat more "elegant", it also represents poorer movement and jumping ability.In addition to the short and thick limbs of the Persian cat, the Himalayan cat has very straight front and rear limbs, which makes this kind of cat feel a little "fart and fart" when it moves.
The straight hind legs obviously can't provide much kinetic energy for the pounce, so Madara looked at Sasuke who seemed to be planning to throw himself on his head and cover his face to give him a meal, and jumped over to "slap" in front of him A multi-position position came to a flat.
Madara, who really wanted to laugh out loud, heard a gurgling sound from his mouth, and quickly said calm down silently.And when he really calmed down, he was surprised to find that he was lowering his head and licking the fluffy lion-like fur on his chest.
The best way for cats to calm themselves is to lick their fur, which is fine.
And help meow, lying on the ground in a daze, finally saw that his opponent had started to lick his hair leisurely, he charged up again, and rushed towards the opposite side.
Speaking of it, although I have seen it a lot, I actually have no concept of how to fight Madara when I am a cat, so when facing Suzumeow standing up and rushing towards him, he also reacted reflexively as a human being would. , also stood up, and then reached out to support the other party.
So the two cats fought, and there was a strange appearance of people standing up and putting each other's shoulders on each other.Faced with such a situation, Zhuzhumiao was obviously a little confused, but he quickly found a new way out and planned to throw the other party down.
At this time, Spotted Meow discovered that the unexpected Helper Cat was quite powerful, and the Helper Cat was relatively short, with a lower center of gravity, which seemed to be more powerful.So he obeyed human experience again, and retreated back and lowered his body.And because of the change in his movements, the assistant cat who was riding on him could only shrink back.Then the spotted cat still felt that it hadn't got a lower center of gravity, so it retreated again, helping the cat to shrink again.After coming down a few times, the two cats with the same flat face were already lying on the ground face to face, staring at each other.
At this moment, Sasuke's heart was full of complaints, but the only thing he could do now was to breathe on the opponent, and then he planned to retract his claws and hit the opponent's face a few times, but when he retracted his claws, he found that His right paw was caught by the exaggerated long hair of Banban Meow on the nail of his ring finger!
Just when Sasuke was crazily complaining in his heart that Banban's fur was knotted, Madara also noticed this problem.Long hairs also have the benefits of long hairs. He didn't realize that Zhuzhumiao stretched out his paws at all, and didn't penetrate his fur at all.And he didn't stretch out his claws just now, although he said he forgot for a while, but now it seems quite sensible. Himalayan cats are also long-haired and fluffy.Seeing Zhuzhumiao's paw hanging on his body and unable to move, Banbanmiao couldn't help but proudly raised his paw, and patted the other person's head.
Zhu Zhumiao, who was photographed accurately, was obviously stunned, and then furious, opened his mouth to bite the other party.When facing his bite, Spotted Meow made a very inappropriate reaction under normal circumstances. He raised his neck and turned his head to avoid it, exposing his neck to the other party.
The original function of the mane is to protect the neck, but when the attacking party has a flat face with plump cheeks, a round chin, and a sunken nose, the effect is really not very good.The result of Zhuzhumiao's biting is to gnaw on the hair of his mouth and vomit himself to death.
But this tossing helped Zhuzhumiao save his claws.He didn't dare to stretch out his claws anymore, and the power of the bite was almost zero, so the last attack method left was to quickly throw a meow punch on Banban Meow, and ran away.
This time it was the turn of Spotted Meow to be stunned for a while. Persian cats are not a breed that is sensitive to pain, and Sasuke Meow's attack value is also very problematic, it doesn't hurt at all!But even if it didn't hurt, there was still a winner anyway, so Ban Ban Miao got up and went to Zhu Zhu Miao to chase after him, and it was also a meow punch to serve.
To put it bluntly, the attack method of meow meow boxing is to quickly swing its claws and shoot blindly. The attack power of the Himalayan cat is almost no threat, and the Persian cat is not much better.After a few rounds, Spotted Meow and Zhuzhu Meow didn't bother to run when faced with this kind of attack. After all, their legs were short and their hair was long, so they were not tired and they were too hot to panic.
As a result, the fight quickly changed from chasing and punching each other to squatting face to face, resting for a while, and then punching each other.And the strength and speed of Meow Meow's fist also dropped again and again, until it looked like two meows squatting opposite each other and playing clapping games. Wash your face or something.
But this is just a look, Madara is already tired and thirsty at this time, and it is very, very hot. She feels that there is a fire under her long hair, and she is just holding on.And the situation of Observing and Assisting Meow is actually better than him!Is this going to lose?
Spotted Meow hesitated for a while, and launched a surprise attack while assisting Meow to wash his face, knocking him down.Zhu Zhumiao didn't care much when he fell, because although he had nothing to do with Banban, Banban couldn't do anything to him.But obviously this idea is a bit too naive.
Spotted Meow lay down on Assisting Meow to hold him down, then shook his fur to cover him.Obviously showing his new tactics, heat the opponent to death!
The author has something to say: cats fight, I just wanted to explain it, but everyone wants to see it so much, I think I wrote it down
☆, victory and defeat and conclusion
As a patriarch, Madara actually has very low requirements for his own clan. As long as there are no moths, he will not take care of the mess in the clan meticulously, leaving enough space for each other so that neither side will have any immediate conflicts. Jump up and hack each other's needs.For example, at this moment, if he hadn't suffered from heatstroke and couldn't move, he would have hung up all the clansmen acting as referees one by one to let blood out.
The Persian cat has a coordinated but relatively short tail, while the Himalayan cat has a long and obviously large tail, and the tail is also covered with fluffy and rich long hair, like a furry burden.Zhuzhumiao struggled a bit after discovering Banban Meow's intentions, but changed his tactics after struggling to no avail. He hugged Banban Meow back and raised his tail to cover Banban Meow's body properly. The tip of the tail was just enough to fit To the spotted cat's forehead.Very warm.
Zebra doesn't know, and if he knows, he will not be willing to admit the fact that the blood of other more heat-resistant cats has been introduced into the blood of Himalayan cats. It is more heat-resistant.
Therefore, the referee thought that Banban Miao had symptoms of heatstroke, was panting with his tongue out, his eyes were straight, and his body was stiff, so he was directly judged to be hugged away.
Then Banbanmaow enjoyed the meticulous care from the tribe that even the patriarch of the Uchiha clan never had.The cool wet towel was almost immediately covered on the spotted cat, the ice tray was brought to surround him, and a circle of people surrounded him to fan him. The long hair on his body was also combed and turned to assist in cooling. After tossing for a long time, it became disheveled, and the fur that hid some small bumps was also combed out.In the end, because he still didn't have the strength to change back to human form for a long time, Spotted Cat was forced to accept cat-like first aid, and a needle was injected on the tip of the tail to let blood.
Zhuzhumiao was indeed dizzy from the heat, but he was still able to get up and shake his hair after Banban was picked up, and then ran to the ice tray to lie down for a while, watching Banban being rescued, and let out a burst of noise. After making a strange sound that didn't sound like a laugh at all, he released the state of turning into a cat, and ran to take a shower.
To sum up, it is quite obvious that Zhuzhumiao won.But in Madara's heart, it's not yet time to decide the winner. The reason why Banbanmao lost is definitely because some bastards blew the black whistle!
Madara lost the right to make decisions about her wedding process in such a tragic way. The first night, she felt unable to crawl and lay down all night. Deciding to have revenge the next day, Madara felt that the atmosphere in the clan was inexplicably weird when she went out.The clan has always pretended not to know about the matter between him and Zhujian, let alone asking, but today when he came together, suddenly the clan showed a beaming feeling that something good was about to happen.
Bancai hadn't gone far when he almost met half of the children in the clan who passed by him to say hello to him, and the people he wanted to take revenge on were also very kind to him today, so he couldn't even find him To reason shot.
After wandering around and returning home, Madara understood what happened the moment he saw the things in the house.
The women of the Uchiha clan seem to be born with the talent of ingenuity, plus the blessing of writing sharing eyes has always been sturdy.In just one night, Madara saw two cat puppets squatting on the table in his house, which were scaled down to half the size, and they looked like Banban and Zhuzhu in real life!
In addition to the size, the doll can be said to be the ultimate in simulation, and its movements are extremely realistic. The fur on the cat doll is extremely fine. Madara reached out and touched it and found that it was probably a mixture of rabbit fur and real cat fur.Pick it up and take a closer look at the eyes of the doll, it should be newly made of whale glue drop crystal.
This is how busy you are to be able to have such leisure time!
"Don't you know that this kind of doll can only be seen, and can't be touched directly?" Madara saw the trick of the doll's eyes when Sasuke's voice sounded by the door.Turning around, he saw Sasuke leaning against the door frame in very formal clothes, a booklet in his hand was rolled into a stick and knocked on the palm of the other hand.
Seeing that Madara still didn't put down the spotted cat doll, Sasuke also shifted his gaze to the lively spotted cat doll, and said with a strange smile: "I saw Mr. Gongkang plucking your hair last night, maybe there is one on it, Otherwise it wouldn't be like this!"
"!" This news is absolutely shocking to Madara. Uchiha Koyasu, who is much older than his father's generation, seems to Madara to be a rare "wooden man" in the Uchiha clan. He is neither happy nor angry. Well, such a thing as pulling cat fur doesn't fit his style of painting at all!
Seeing Madara's shocked look, Sasuke was very happy to shake out more exciting news: "When I came back, I met some little guys hiding in the corner and muttering, planning to create a chance to touch your hair."
Madara subconsciously smoothed her hair, and then reacted and retorted: "The little guy in the clan? Are you sure it's not your great-grandfather, grand-uncle or something?"
"Hmph!" Sasuke lost the interest of joking when he heard it, and threw the badly rolled booklet at Madara, saying, "Look carefully."
Madara caught it and opened it to see that it was the process of his wedding!He didn't bother to take a closer look, and asked, "Have you already made up your mind?"
Sasuke sneered and said, "We finished it last night while you were sleeping. I also finished it this morning for the Thousand Hands."
"..." Madara hesitated for a while before asking, "How did you fix it?"
Sasuke raised his head: "Of course it's according to ninja rules. If you have any objections, just come to me with a knife."
"..."
Seeing Madara showing a demented look, Sasuke shook his head and walked in. He felt that he had completely seen what Uchiha Madara was.But as soon as he walked away, Ban reacted and stopped him, and said anxiously: "Don't go, explain the matter clearly."
Sasuke sighed and said, "I've already said it! After you fell asleep last night, I negotiated the process with the elders in the clan. I went to meet with Senjuzhujian first this morning. He said he had no objection, so I went." Talked to the Qianshou Clan, and Qianshou Feijian decided that he had no objection. Although several people in the Qianshou Clan seemed to have opinions, but Qianshou Feijian asked them to directly talk to me if they had an opinion. Anyway, he agreed. .And then when I left from the Thousand Hands, no one raised any objections, and that was it."
"..." Madara felt...was the development of the matter too simple?So na na asked: "So fast?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, and retorted: "Hurry up? Did you check the weather when you got up? What time is it? You can have breakfast in two minutes."
"That's still..." Madara suddenly realized that he unconsciously followed Sasuke's train of thought, and what he was referring to was not this!
But when Madara interrupted, Sasuke stopped and looked at Madara carefully for a while, and then asked abruptly after looking at Madara's hairy hair: "Although you are also Uchiha Madara, I think it is better to ask you separately. If, I mean, if..." At this point Sasuke hesitated for a while whether to continue the topic, and finally continued with some doubts: "If Senju Zhuma dies, can you live well alone? ?”
I really wanted to ask why Sasuke asked such a question, but Madara keenly noticed the peculiarity in Sasuke's tone, and out of intuition, he determined that he should give a clear and straightforward answer at this time: "If... well, I think no matter No matter what the situation is, surviving is not a problem for me, but it should be impossible to live well. After all, Hashirama is for me..."
"Okay! Stop." Sasuke interrupted firmly before Madara spit out the next words. Although he didn't know what answer Madara would give, he thought that he might hear "best friend", "old enemy", " Apocalypse" or something, he felt that this day had never been posted.
"Why talk so much. Just say you can't."
Chang Madara stared at Sasuke for a while speechlessly, then replied according to his words: "No."
But Madara's repeated answer drew Sasuke's stare, as if he was provoked by Madara's answer again.Seeing Sasuke like this, Madara smiled unconsciously.
"What are you laughing at?" Sasuke snorted coldly to remind Madara to remain serious, then frowned and said, "You gave birth to the child in Hashirama...was it born? Anyway, before this, be careful with him, don't go too far , His strength may be discounted for the time being. I'm not sure about the specific situation. Of course, if someone fights with him, you should also pay attention and watch him."
This is totally not normal.Madara frowned and asked seriously: "What's the situation? What... what did you do?"
Rolling his eyes, Sasuke muttered, "It wasn't me, I did it because Senju Bashirama begged me."
Madara just looked at Sasuke firmly, and asked again: "What did you do?"
Sasuke also looked back seriously at Madara again, and after a while he said strangely: "I actually think you two should be a couple after all?"
After speaking, Sasuke shook his head, pulled the cat doll out of Madara's hand, straightening out the messed up fur.Putting the cat puppet back on the table, tilting his head to look at the position, he turned back to Madara when he was satisfied, and said, "You two really have the same weirdness somewhere."
Although Madara didn't want to accept Sasuke's evaluation of him and Hashirama, but at this time he could only helplessly wait for Sasuke to continue his speech, because there may not be any more after the interruption.
Sasuke raised his hand and stroked his chin that hadn't started to grow a beard, and said like a memory: "I didn't want to tell you, and Hashirama also said that I don't need to tell you. But since you have always been so unlucky, I think it's better to say It's better once."
Sasuke continued indifferently under Madara's forbearance and forbearance: "I went to Senju Hashirama earlier this morning and wanted him to see the wedding process. I thought he would not be able to accept it, but I didn't expect his expression Although it changed, it was accepted.”
Hearing this, Madara unfolded the booklet that Sasuke threw over just now, intending to take a closer look.
In Madara's reaction, Sasuke showed a certain expression and seemed to have new doubts, and continued: "Senju Hashirama told me that he has a problem with his physique. Although Mutun has 1 good, Mutun will He regards that little embryo as a parasite, and then instinctively wants to get rid of it. The reason why that little thing still exists on him is entirely because he is consciously protecting it. So Hashirama is very worried that something special will happen The situation, like dreaming, fighting crazy or something, made him forget to apply this layer of protection and cause bad consequences. He begged me to give him an illusion to make this idea deepen in his mind
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