The emperor who cannot exercise vigorously

21. The emperor has always shown interest in birds of prey such as tigers and leopards since he was a child. There are quite a few of these animals in the animal park, all of which were sent by officials and merchants to please the emperor.

But at present, these beasts are still locked in cages and gnawing grass, and the one that makes Long's heart the most happy is actually a kitten that the emperor has always verbally despised.

Your Majesty, the sea needle!

The key point is that this little-known cat has no sense of being favored. It followed the emperor obediently for the first two days, but after two days, its skin became itchy. Except for stealthily picking up a fish at meal times, I don't even see a cat hair at other times.

Now when the emperor opens his eyes every day, the first thing he does is to look for the cat, and the second thing is to mobilize everyone around him to look for the cat. If he can't find the cat, he is depressed and unhappy, and has no strength to write memorials.

The Grand Duke was also in a hurry, and came up with a bad idea to ask the guards to find a cage, intending to catch the cat and lock it up while the meal was about to be served. When the emperor found out, he almost carried it away angrily.

presumptuous!Don't be rude!

Seeing that the emperor was angry, the eunuch hurriedly tied his mouth to calm the emperor's anger, so as not to hurt the dragon's body.The emperor flicked the vermilion pen and was angry for a long time, that is, he was a little out of breath, but he didn't faint. He sat down slowly, his eyes lowered in thought.

22. The white cat found that the meal tonight was extraordinarily rich.

It's like a table of Pengyu feast!

It lowered its head and stretched out its pink and tender tongue to lick a mouthful of minced fish meat, took another mouthful of delicious pigeon soup, grabbed the juice from its beard, and looked up at the emperor who was staring at it.

His Majesty the Emperor coughed lightly, and said in a low voice: Lord Cat God, I want to talk to you.

The white cat sat down, seemed to be able to understand human speech, and said that I will listen to you.

The eunuch who was serving in the distance almost stared his eyes out of the window.

I am suffering from a stubborn illness, and there is not much time left, but at this moment you suddenly appeared by my side, do you feel that my life should not be terminated?If Lord Cat God is willing to help me, as long as I have what Lord wants, feel free to mention it!

White Cat: ...

What can a cat want?Fish pond?

Under the eagerly looking eyes of the emperor, the white cat turned around and picked up a piece of fish cake, ran away and jumped out of the window with a squeak.

emperor:……

Seeing that the white cat had no intention of coming back at all, the emperor was so depressed that he slapped the table and asked someone to bring the cage, and when the iron cage was brought over, the emperor was so angry that his lungs exploded again, and he scolded me to get it and get out of here.

Grand Duke: ...

The grandpa rolled away in a hurry.

At night, the emperor tossed and turned in bed and couldn't sleep well. He finally fell asleep and had nightmares again and again. His back was wet with cold sweat. He slept sticky and uncomfortable. The emperor opened his eyes irritably and opened his mouth to call for someone.

Come……

The word "herringbone" was swallowed back by the emperor forcefully, because he saw that familiar figure beside the bed, and after seven days, he met those pair of mandarin duck pupils with different colors again.

The emperor didn't care about offending, he grabbed the wrist of the man in white, his lips kept murmuring, but he couldn't utter a complete sentence.

I will help you, the man said.

His voice was as clean and melodious as the emperor had imagined. Just one sentence, five words, instantly softened the emperor's tense body.

Why?After the emperor asked the exit, he felt that he should not ask, and quickly changed his words and said thank you Xianchang.

The monk brother who turned into a cat and broke into the boudoir of a good young man in the middle of the night received this thank you, but he didn't directly explain the reason - because he discussed with the little general in the past two days. If the emperor is not well, the prince will have to continue In order to continue the bloodline of the dynasty, the prince has to marry another concubine, so he has to be lucky to others, and the little general will not be happy, so the emperor's illness must be cured, whoever loves the throne will be the one.

No problem.

The elder brother held the emperor's hand instead, and slowly put his arm back under the quilt. The elder brother randomly stroked the emperor's cheek with his fingertips, and the cold sweat on the emperor's body suddenly disappeared, replaced by a refreshing and comfortable body.

The emperor really wanted to ask the immortal head to draw a few more strokes, but he was not crazy, so he held back very well, and asked instead: "My illness came on suddenly, does the immortal head know why?"

Someone changed your heart.My brother didn't hide it from him, and just told me everything I knew: I've been searching around the capital for the past few days, just to see if I can find some clues about this kind of secret technique.

……

The emperor was very remorseful instantly, the fairy chief was running around for him, but he was always worried whether the white cat ran away with his sister-in-law behind his back, and several times had the urge to lock up the homeless white cat.

Thank you Xianchang!The emperor thanked him again, this time the thanks were obviously much more sincere than before.

If you really want to thank me, can you make some other delicious dishes?My brother stretched out his hand to brush away a strand of hair in front of the emperor's eyes. In fact, I don't like fish, I don't like birds, and of course I don't like sweets.

emperor:……

Worthy of being a fairy!Really picky eaters!

23. The next day, the white cat got a table of whole pigs, whole sheep and whole cows, served by more than 20 beautiful court ladies, singing and dancing, orchestral music, soft catkin hands stroking the cat's back, and sweet kisses falling on the tips of the ears from time to time.

Brother White Cat was shocked!

It picked up a piece of pig's ear and snorted, jumped onto the beam, and jumped out of the room amidst the exclamation of all the beauties.

The emperor was getting angry in the imperial study at this time.

He learned from the mouth of the fairy that his healthy heart was replaced by someone's secret technique at some point, and was replaced with the weak heart without a sound. He was so angry that the emperor could not sit still and summon all nine Named Shadow Guard, no matter what tasks he was performing before, stop all of them, and must thoroughly investigate this matter.

It's ridiculous to think about it, he is a majestic emperor of a country, needless to say when he stays in the palace, every time he travels, he must be hugged by front and back, and he will bring a large group of people to protect his safety. It can also be secretly replaced by someone.

As soon as the nine shadow guards were sent out, there was news that Lord White Cat ran away again.

When the emperor heard the news about the white cat, he calmed down unexpectedly. He frowned and asked, "Is it because I didn't serve you well?"

The eunuch sweated and said: They are all young and beautiful virgins, who can sing and dance well and are versatile, this...

... The emperor nodded thoughtfully, and when he began to feel uncomfortable again at night, the man in white appeared by his bedside on time, reached out to touch the emperor's face, and held his hand again.

The emperor hurriedly said: "Is the lunch fairy not satisfied?"

Um.The elder brother nodded directly.It's noisy.

After a while, he seemed to think of something, raised his head and gave the emperor a deep look, and said: And... what I like is a man.

24. Younger brother, I just teased your Majesty with words.

Awesome, big brother, how did you make fun of it?

I said I like men.

Haha, that's how I molested the lord back then. I rescued him from the rocks. He said he wanted to repay me. He asked me beautiful women from fertile fields, gold and silver, and I could take whatever I liked.I said that I like men, and I like a handsome young man like him.

Well, then what?

Then the prince was scared to death, and in order to protect his chastity, he escaped from the wooden house overnight while I was asleep.The little general laughed while talking: On the wedding night, he told me that after he fell in love with me, every time he thought about that day, his stomach would turn green with regret.

25. Facts have proved that not being a family, not entering a family, is not only suitable for the two brothers of the general, but more suitable for the two brothers of the emperor. Whenever he thinks of what he did that day, the emperor almost regrets it. .

On that day, Brother Bai Mao habitually ran to the palace to eat, but saw three handsome men sitting at the table, some tall and some short, with different temperaments and shapes, but all of them were beauties.

White Cat: ...

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