The emperor who cannot exercise vigorously

1. When he was still called His Highness, the emperor had six older brothers, three younger brothers and several sisters. When he was called His Majesty, he only had one younger brother and one older sister.

The rest were all buried under the blood and dust.

The living one is the emperor's brother, who stood beside his elder brother from beginning to end. To show that he was really not interested in the dragon chair, he went to the north to fight the war as soon as the emperor came to power. He ran for four years. If you don't expand the territory to the north by [-] kilometers, you will die and refuse to come back.

The other one shaved off his black hair, and stayed with the ancient Qingdeng Buddha in Jing'an Temple all year round, regardless of the world of mortals.

The emperor finally sat on the supreme position, but found that there was no one around him. His father was forced to death by him, and the grass on his mother's grave was already several meters high. Several brothers and sisters were killed by his own hands.

A real loner.

But the emperor didn't care, he watched the civil and military men of the whole dynasty prostrate at his feet, looked at the great rivers and mountains of the country, and just thought about recruiting 3000 beauties in the harem, and found himself sick.

2. I think that the emperor was also a handsome young man in fresh clothes and angry horses. He once saw Chang'an flowers all over the place, but now he can't run or jump. If he moves a little more, his eyes will go dark, and his emotions will go away when he is a little excited. If he could pass out directly, the emperor was so angry that he wanted to cry, and his illness became more serious as a result.

The emperor thought that he couldn't do it. It was not easy for him to win the throne for more than ten years. It was too bad that he was about to die before the dragon chair was warmed up.

He hastened to send the imperial doctor to cure me!If it can't be cured, your whole family will be buried with me!

It's so hard for the imperial doctors. Every day when they go to work, they carry the heads of the whole family, and the waistbands of their trousers are about to slip off.

The emperor's illness became more and more serious day by day. In the end, he could sit but never stand, and he could lie down and never lie on his stomach. The muscles trained in the hunting field were weak. .

The most strenuous exercise every day is to take a walk in the imperial garden, followed by a group of doctors, each of them is terrified, as if he is facing a big enemy, afraid that he will accidentally walk out of it.

The rookies are selected, one by one is more graceful and beautiful than the other, the emperor hasn't said anything yet, the whole hospital is mobilized, the young ones cry every day, Your Majesty, take care of the dragon's body, the oldest ones say harsh words, the emperor If they dare to be lucky, they dare to die suddenly on the spot.

emperor:……

The emperor is suffering.

3. Another year passed, and the emperor became seriously ill. At the age of 25, he couldn't even get out of bed.

Sleeping more and waking up less day by day, the emperor sighed and asked the eunuch serving by his side to send a letter to the prince in the frontier, asking him to return to the palace on the same day.

Two days later, the prince's letter came back:

The king is having a good time playing, the enemy general is about to finish the game this dog day, wait for the younger brother to capture him alive and bring him back to congratulate the emperor's birthday!

emperor:……

I still don't know if I'll survive my birthday! ! !

The emperor sent another letter to urge, General X is already on his way to the north, ready to take over from you, come back quickly, I miss you.

Brother Huang, I miss you too, but you don’t know how insidious, cunning, and cunning this enemy general is. It’s not easy for me to catch him once. Be good, don’t bother me, brother.

Of course the emperor knew about this so-called enemy general, and every time the prince came back with a battle report, he would definitely mention it, basically cursing him without image, calling him dirty, calling him bad, calling him vicious, calling him shameless He said that his extraordinary pair of blood-colored eyes must be due to his ancestors' lack of virtue.

You fucking come back to me quickly, I'm going to burp, you come back to me to take the throne!I have worked so hard to overthrow so many brothers to come to the throne? Is he taking advantage of you? Don't be ashamed!

The eunuch's expression changed a lot when he saw the latest letter, and when he turned around, he saw that the emperor had drank the medicine and fell asleep again. He finally sighed, and handed the letter to the shadow guard, telling him to deliver it to the prince himself.

4. One month later, the capital city of the Moon Kingdom was broken, not from the outside, but someone from inside opened the city gate.Since then, the north has been unified.

The prince stomped the face of the blood-eyed little general viciously on the ground. The old wound on his shoulder that was pierced by a sharp arrow did not hurt anymore, and his knees that were frozen by the cold lake water did not hurt anymore. He laughed three times, shaking people Put them in the prison car and return to the dynasty.

Poor General X has just arrived in northern Xinjiang after running for more than ten days, and the horse has not yet eaten grass, so he has to go back bumping.

When the good news reached the imperial city, the Grand Duke struggled for a long time on how to report it to the emperor, fearing that His Majesty would faint from happiness again.

Your Majesty, the prince has written again.

Well, how about the letter?

The prince said he played well.

Ok.

A small city was laid down a little bit.

Not bad.

Then the people from other places saw that I took down this small city as a mighty teacher, and they were a little scared, so they just surrendered a little and tried...

Wait a minute? ?Which city was captured?

... the capital of the Moon Kingdom

emperor:……

The emperor fainted again.

5. On the day the prince arrived in the capital, the emperor was in a good mood. He was rarely in good spirits, so he rushed to pick him up outside the city gate. The general and I took off our battle robes. Then the two brothers embraced each other affectionately, holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes.

The emperor sighed: thin!blacken!

The prince gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, it's true that I've been shaded by that dog all day long, burned by fire and submerged in water, so it's no wonder that I'm not thin, but my brother, it's a big sigh of relief that my minister captured him alive... that's right." , His eyes are really blood red, Brother Huang, have you never seen such a person?Do you want to take a look?

emperor:……

You didn't mention for a moment whether the little general was going to die or what?

Emperor: Then take a look, where are the untouchables now?

The prince swung open the curtain of the carriage behind him, and the little general was tied up inside.

emperor:……

The prince personally escorted him?Can this wave work? ?

The little general saw that he had suffered a lot on the road, his lips were dry and peeled, his face was pale, his brows were still tightly wrinkled in a coma, the emperor didn't see the red eyes, but the emperor could clearly see this handsome appearance.

The emperor snorted lightly, unable to detect any emotion, and said: "It does look good."

The prince suddenly lost his smile, and said after a long while: "Is this also good?"The two hundred beauties sent by the monarch of the Yue Kingdom were really stunning.

6. Two hundred beauties, the emperor casually gave out to the generals and soldiers who had made military exploits. He didn’t keep any of them. The question is whether this person uses it or not.

The little general is not from the Yue country. The prince has already checked his background to the bottom in order to kill him. No one knows which country he was born in. There are frequent wars in the north, and they merge and split every day. He proclaims himself emperor in the morning and perishes in the evening , the little general was living in Yueguo, according to me, he got bigger and bigger for no reason, and then became a general for no reason, and then used 3000 troops and a wall to block the prince's [-] troops for no reason three months.

If the King of Yue Kingdom hadn't lost his courage and voluntarily surrendered, the little general might not know how long he could last.

It can be said that if the little general had been in charge of the commander-in-chief earlier, the prince might still be gnawing grass on the border of the country, let alone trampling through the entire north with his iron hooves.

He is a talent, and his sense of belonging is not strong, maybe he can be persuaded to be used by me.

Although the war in the north is initially settled, there may still be ashes waiting to be revived, and the south sees that I have just finished fighting with the north, and there are signs of being ready to move. The emperor thinks that when he dies, the prince will have to sit and watch If Kyoto can recruit the little general, it will be a great help.

But looking at the prince's face, how could the emperor fail to see the underlying meaning, the prince wanted to sleep with him.

If you sleep, you can't use it, and if you want to use it, you can't sleep.

The emperor is worried.

The emperor was still sick and sad, but the prince was happy to run into the prison all day long. The little general was beautiful when he was galloping on the battlefield, but he was still beautiful when he was imprisoned. Can't live.

The prince said: "Brother Huang asked me to stay after leaving the court today, and discussed your affairs with me.

The little general closed his eyes disinterestedly, pretending to be asleep.

The prince didn't care about his reaction, and continued as if talking to himself: He wants to kill you, but he wants to use you even more.

Hearing this, the little general finally opened his eyelids, but he still didn't say a word.

The prince smiled: If he wants to kill you, I will secretly find someone to replace you, and then lock you up as my confinement; if he wants to use you, I will ask His Majesty to ask you to be the mistress of my palace.

The little general was silent for a long time, and finally choked out four words: I am a man.

Oh, the prince changed his words, that is another male master of the palace.

The little general held back for a long time, and said: Is there no third choice?I am actually quite greedy for life and afraid of death, as long as you give me food and trust me, I can go to the south to fight for you...

The prince interrupted him with a snort, this king can't fight himself, is he defeated?

The little general smiled suddenly, like a scorching red plum that suddenly bloomed in the snow, lord, if I had half of your soldiers and horses, I would have sent you back to your hometown and cried for your mother.

The prince has led the army for many years anyway, can he be excited by his words?He raised his eyebrows cheerfully: Why did this king have a good brother but you didn't?That's enough, I'm leaving first, so you can wait for my bed with peace of mind!

Seeing how the prince looks like a villain, the little general really wants to rush out and bite him to death.

7. In fact, the little general also has an older brother, but when he was six years old, a white-clothed fairy suddenly came to the family, saying that his elder brother was extraordinary and a talent for cultivating Taoism, and then he took his elder brother away amidst the family's crying up.

The little general always thought that his brother was abducted by human traffickers, but his arms and legs couldn't be twisted by the elders in the family. He wanted to copy a kitchen knife and fight the human traffickers, but the fairy waved him from a distance and threw him to the ground.

So the little general has studied hard since he was a child, and honed his martial arts all because of that embarrassing dog eating shit.

When my brother was 16 years old, my brother came back once. At that time, the little general had already served as a small officer in the military camp, and the war was in full swing. My brother didn’t say anything, but asked how the family was doing.

The little general made a good point. His parents said that they wanted to see the great rivers and mountains of the motherland while they were young. They stole most of their wealth and went to visit the mountains and rivers. They would not come back in seven or eight or 90 years. He felt that staying at home was too boring. Just come out and mess with the society.

elder brother:……

The elder brother left him a beaded bracelet, smashed it because of something, and then went on to practice the Tao without looking back.

Now, the little general has nothing on his wrist.In fact, he didn't want to use this string of beads, because he felt that his life should not be in danger. However, the prince had long thought that this string of beads was not pleasing to the eye. When he was caught, the prison car didn't even enter, so he hurriedly rolled the beads When he got down, the little general couldn't do anything, he fell to the ground cruelly, the beads were torn apart, the little general was relieved, and the prince was also relieved.

But the brother who promised to show up to protect the little general never showed up.

8. People who cultivate immortals are big pigs! ! ! !

9. After hanging the little general in prison for three days, the emperor finally made up his mind to use it!The obsessed prince told him to die, so that such a talent would not have to serve the country on the battlefield, but use it in bed to serve the king with sex, it is simply a waste of nature and intolerable.

As soon as he made this decision, the other ministers hadn't had time to shout long live, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! : The younger brother wants to ask the emperor brother for an imperial decree to bestow marriage.

The emperor's heart skipped a beat, and he almost fainted in the morning.

The prince bowed his waist, lowered his head, and the words were clear: My younger brother is willing to follow the example of Gaozu and ask Yuan Zhou to be his wife.

Yuan Zhou is the name of the little general. By the way, his brother is called Yuan An, because the little general was born during the day and the elder brother was born at night.

If Huang Hun was born, wouldn't it be called Yuan Hun?

Coincidentally, the founding emperor also married an enemy general and became a queen. Unfortunately, the general fell ill on the battlefield and died early. At the funeral, the emperor cried in front of all civil and military officials. I write mourning poems for him during festivals, and I feel sad for the moon when I have nothing to do.

Of course, this does not prevent him from marrying a bunch of concubines and giving birth to a lot of princesses and princes.

The emperor flung his sleeves and retreated, allowing the prince to kneel outside the palace for a whole day.

The eunuch was also in a hurry, saying that the prince had an old disease on his knees due to the war, and he would have to be disabled if he knelt down again. The emperor was unmoved and waited until the sunset to spread the word.

Just one word: Get out!

The author has something to say: short story, no more than [-] words, written for fun