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Ever since he knew that human beings have the term "wedding banquet", Chi Ming has always been thinking about it.Although the two went to the Special Administration Bureau to get a "marriage certificate" that belonged exclusively to monsters after they untied their knots.

——Someone else’s little daughter-in-law has it, so his Xiao Tiantian also has it.

Chi Ming counted the money allocated by the Special Administration Bureau, and began to plan happily.

The matter of the living souls was solved beautifully, and all the lost living souls were rescued, and even the living soul that was captured by Zhang Xiaojie was caught by Chi Ming and beat him up hard, and he was beaten to death. The soul was spat out.

The special management bureau solved the big trouble and generously subsidized him a lot.

So Haolong, who has the capital, waved his hand. The 81-day flowing water banquet is not enough money, but nine days is enough—Chi Ming hugged Xiao Tiantian and whispered: "We still have a long time, and we have to put on a banquet every year." ! Put it on for thousands of years!"

Let all the new monsters know that he has the best Shen Tiantian in the world!

What Shen Qingzhuo could do was to follow him.

——Anyway, it was Chi Ming's private money!

……

The main guests of the banquet were the monsters. The monsters had their own news network, and Chi Ming's invitations were spread out like a net. In addition to the monster residents of the old street, there were also various monsters from all over the world.

The main table is naturally a group of old friends.

In the WeChat group created by Fenghuang, besides Shen Qingzhuo and the old turtle, there is also a little green dragon and a nine-tailed fox, who met by chance after the death of the big black dragon.

The Nine-Tailed Fox is obsessed with seclusion, and has not left for tens of thousands of years. Xiaoqing Jiaolong is a loyal fan of the big black dragon. He was picked up by Fenghuang when he was a child. He grew up listening to the glorious deeds of the big black dragon. .

Well, a big fan of Big Black Dragon.

At this time, the young star-chaser Xiao Qingjiao finally saw his idol—a living idol, excited and excited, with teary eyes, turning into the idol's little tail, wherever Chi Ming went, he followed him, and tried to Let the idol sign his name on the scales of his archetype.

The idol with a firm heart like Lang disliked this follower very much. He said coldly: "I don't have a signature, but it's okay to tickle your two big holes."

Xiao Qingjiao was stunned, and after a while, he rushed back to find the old turtle for comfort.

But the old turtle was drunk again and again.

The old tortoise is good at everything, but he is easy to get drunk. For tens of thousands of years, his alcohol capacity is as bad as ever, otherwise he would not have drank himself stupidly and stumbled into a fantasy world without knowing it.

The basketball-sized old tortoise was drowsy from drinking, hiccupped, and then slowly climbed onto the table, stretched its limbs, shook its tail, twisted its neck, and began to mutter: "One two three four, two two three four, raise your hands, stomp your feet, change your posture, do it again..."

He excitedly provoked the aerobics.

The demons: "..."

It's a rare reunion, and you can't forget the old people... oh, old man.

Chi Ming showed great kindness, and felt that this once-in-a-thousand-year happy event could not forget the Phoenix, so he specially asked the old turtle to bring the Phoenix egg, and personally "carefully" prepared a special seat for him.

A tall wine glass.

The delicate and beautiful phoenix egg was stuffed into the wine glass, and Chi Ming filled it up for him thoughtfully.The fiery red phoenix eggs floated in the wine, but they were still very beautiful.

Shen Qingzhuo touched the conscience that was almost worn away by Chi Ming, and said softly: "Phoenix came out to fight with you."

Chi Ming smiled: "Don't be afraid, when he hatches again, he will be a weak chicken, what are you afraid of?"

A banquet under the moon, a group of monsters danced wildly.

The place Chi Ming chose is far away from the human world, and he is not afraid that humans will intrude in by mistake.As a result, all the monsters drank their heads, and few of them could maintain their human shapes, and they all turned into prototypes and slapped their hearts out.

Chi Ming and Shen Qingzhuo had been arguing with them for a long time, and when they saw that they were getting drunk and started to go crazy, they slipped away quietly.

Xiao Qingjiao and Old Turtle drank too much, one was dancing yangko and the other was doing aerobics. No one noticed that the protagonist of this banquet disappeared without a sound.

No one noticed that amidst the noise and chaos, the wine glass containing the phoenix eggs was knocked down by some monster, and the fiery red bones rolled to the ground, rolled and rolled, and disappeared.

……

Chi Ming actually had a bad idea today, he wanted to get Shen Qingzhuo drunk.

But Shen Qingzhuo seemed to be able to drink a lot, and his eyes were still clear after drinking a lot.

Chi Ming was very worried.

——For the time being, go back to the early morning early period of time.

Before the phoenix nirvana, he did a good deed. He sent all the mysterious pamphlets he had treasured for many years to Chi Ming.

On the day Chi Ming received the courier, on the mobile phone connected to the video, Fenghuang burst into tears with his young and flirtatious baby face.

"Sarpo, you have to keep them well, you know? Return them to me when I return from Nirvana."

Different from Shen Qingzhuo's pure heart and asceticism, Fenghuang really joins in wherever there is excitement.His feathers are gorgeous and eye-catching in his original body, and his human form is also extremely stunning, and he is popular everywhere.

He has no taboos, he has lived for a long time, and he has been to many fireworks places in various places in different ages. Although he considers himself a noble person and would not go there in person, he has seen a lot.

...and therefore the pamphlets he collected are extremely rich in content.

Chi Ming flipped through the paper in his hand, answered casually, then turned off the phone with a click and threw it aside, then excitedly went to find his own flower to practice.

Will Shen Qingzhuo talk to him?

Obviously, no.

It's not that Shen Qingzhuo won't let him touch it, under normal circumstances, Shen Qingzhuo is still very pampered by Chi Ming, and always let him ask for it until he enjoys it.

It's just that Chi Ming's new research this time is too absurd, Shen Qingzhuo took a few glances, then frowned and said "nonsense", and stopped talking to him.

Chi Minglong's heart was itching, and he grabbed Shen Qingzhuo's sleeve unwillingly, and coaxed him shamelessly: "Then choose a simple one first, sweet, why don't you take the initiative?"

Shen Qingzhuo put down the half-carved wood carving in his hand, turned his head and looked at him for a long time, looked at Chi Ming so happily that he thought he was going to agree, then said slowly: "No, I'm tired."

Chi Ming: "..."

Unable to coax the flowers, Chi Ming rolled his eyes and thought of a plan.

He went to knock on the small clay bowl.Xiao Tao Wan had been with Xiao Hua Bud day and night when it was still a piece of jade, and he knew Shen Qingzhuo very well. Every time Chi Ming went to arrest Xiao Tao Wan for questions, he would always ask for an accurate answer.

"What? What kind of wine does Boss Shen drink? Boss Shen usually likes to drink blazing fruit wine. This wine has a strong aftertaste, but Boss Shen is used to drinking it, so he can't get drunk."

The little Taowan who fell asleep and was knocked awake for the first time yawned, "What are you doing?"

"Fuck." Chi Ming rubbed his chin, "Then what can he drink to get drunk?"

Xiao Taowan was a little vigilant: "Why are you asking about this?"

Chi Ming chattered nonchalantly without changing his expression, his golden pupils were full of interest: "Singing wine and enjoying the moon with my family Tiantian, of course it is interesting to be drunk, this is our husband and wife's love/interest, you don't understand. "

Little Tao Wan wanted to blind him.

In the end, Chi Ming got the idea. There was an old dryad who specialized in brewing wine in a certain mountain in the west. He brewed countless flower wine and fruit wine. Not to mention the taste, the most important thing was that it was said that Shen Qingzhuo had drunk himself on his fruit wine. Next - that's the only wine Shen Qingzhuo can get drunk on.

Chi Ming happily went out to look for wine: "What does Tiantian look like when he's drunk? Drunk eyes, blurred, shimmering, tenderness like water, fragrant and sweet..."

Small pottery bowl: "........."

If I had legs, I would blow your head off when I jumped up... Well, I can't beat it, it's better to sleep.

……

Chi Min was worried for a moment, then excitedly took out the fruit wine that he had kept in his possession, "Tian Tian, ​​let's have a toast!"

Shen Qingzhuo knew what wine it was as soon as he smelled it, and looked over with a half-smile, mercilessly piercing his little thoughts: "Want to get me drunk?"

Chi Cheeky Min was exposed by Xiao Jiujiu, but he still spoke boldly: "Yeah, I haven't seen you get drunk yet, let's toast, Sweetie!"

drink?drink it.

It's rare to be happy, anyway, this big black dragon doesn't dare to do anything excessive.

Boss Shen, who consciously squeezed the big black dragon to death, underestimated the sinister intentions of the person next to him.

After Chi Ming successfully got him drunk, he leaned over happily to steal a sip.There seemed to be two crimson thin clouds floating on Xiao Tiantian's cheeks, and a layer of water mist covered her usually transparent eyes, hazy, delicate and pitiful.

good to eat.

Chi Ming did not bring him back to the grocery store, but to a piece of land he had newly arranged.This place is decorated in imitation of the old scene of Lingchi in the past, after all, it was their first "home".

The two were immersed in the water, and the cold water could not quench the fire.

Chi Ming kissed him for a while, and kissed Xiao Tiantian until his breath became short of breath, before he sat down on a low rock that protruded out of the way, and said seductively, "Tiantian, come here."

Haven't tried Britney's initiative yet.

Chi Ming smiled at Shen Qingzhuo, his smile was bad and naughty.

Shen Qingzhuo was drunk, his mind was in a mess, he stared at him in a daze, subconsciously felt that this was not good, but after being coaxed by Chi Ming a few words, he became confused, and came over obediently, his watery eyes revealed confused.

He won't, and he hasn't tried.

……

The alcohol was really powerful, Shen Qingzhuo was coaxed by Chi Ming to drink a lot, and he couldn't wake up in the middle of the night.

So this mess is day and night.

Excited, Chi Ming took out Phoenix's brochure, flicked through it, and dragged Shen Qingzhuo thirsty for knowledge, to study hard, learning endlessly, and just like this until Shen Qingzhuo was sober.

Shen Qingzhuo, who felt that drinking was a mistake, recalled the absurdity of the past few days, took a breath, supported his waist with a cold face, and confiscated all the pamphlets that Chi Ming had hidden in time.

Chi Ming: "Oh!"

"Don't be cute!" Boss Shen sternly, turned around and packed all the booklets, and was about to send them back to the old tortoise, asking him to keep them for Phoenix, and return them to their original owners when Phoenix returned from nirvana.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the brochure was sent out, he received a call from the same old turtle who had just sobered up.

"...The phoenix egg is gone."

On the phone, there was the sigh of the old tortoise.

Finish.

The author has something to say: Thank you for your company!

At this time, a short gentleman passed by quietly.

It's over, more episodes of Wai Yuan.

……

I've been addicted to Gu Tan recently, and the next book may be Gu Tan.

I don't know if Phoenix will open another duck in the future.

After Gu Tan's "Apprentice He Always Wants to Kill Me (Crossing the Book)", the Xianxia Master and Apprentice Years.

☆, extra one

There is also a heavenly dao buried in the sea of ​​no return that always wants to come out to make troubles. The Special Administrative Bureau is very worried about this.

Even Chi Ming and Shen Qingzhuo can only shake their heads at this - it is easy to defeat Tiandao, but it will take time to truly make it disappear.

The death energy in the sea of ​​no return has to slowly and thoroughly erode it, and let it dissolve in the sea water before it can be counted.

So Chi Ming has an extra task. As the only ancient black dragon in the world who can be reborn from the Sea of ​​No Return without any damage and can come and go freely there, he has to visit the prison from time to time. If the tadpole is dishonest, dig a hole and bury it deeper.

Shen Qingzhuo also knew about this, but he didn't like the dead spirit of Wuguihai, so this time when Chi Ming went to Wuguihai, he didn't follow him.

Generally, it takes Chi Ming more than half a day to come and go, so every time it comes to visit the prison, Chi Ming goes out early and returns before dark at night.

But today, until it got dark, Shen Qingzhuo didn't wait for anyone to come back.

He looked at the pitch-black sky, squinted his eyes slightly, and took out an abacus from a small cabinet. He had just put it on the table when he heard a dull sound outside the door, a small, like Someone is hitting the door with a small ball.

Shen Qingzhuo opened the door, but saw no one, only a black fur ball the size of a fist was taken aback by his sudden opening of the door, the movement of the door was too late to stop, and it bumped into Shen Qingzhuo's leg with a thud, and then the bones rolled dropped by his legs.

This is really a ball of black fur—round, with no head, no face, no hands and no feet, just a fluffy ball, drooping on the ground.

——Is the wool ball fine?

Shen Qingzhuo pinched this little ball of black fur and put it in the palm of his hand. It felt very soft to the touch, but the soft fur was full of dust, so it was never dirty.I don't know where I pinched the black fur ball, it suddenly shook and made a strange sound.

"Beep, beep, beep!"

The voice was small, pitiful and helpless, and the milk in the milk was delicate and weak. As soon as it yelled, I couldn't help but tremble all over, and then the yelling stopped abruptly.

Shen Qingzhuo's ears were so soft from the sound, she pursed her lips and smiled a little, and scratched it deliberately, making it start whimpering again uncontrollably.

The black fur ball was kneaded out of control, and after screaming a few times, it seemed to become angry from embarrassment, and it bounced on Shen Qingzhuo's palm a few times.

Although the little black fur ball has no face, Shen Qingzhuo could feel that it was angry. It was so angry that it was like a little puffer fish. It was about to explode. He rubbed it soothingly and brought it into the house. Put it on the table casually.

There was also an abacus on the table, and when the black hair ball saw the abacus, it shook again, hopping around the abacus, screaming, as if expressing something anxiously.

Shen Qingzhuo looked at him bouncing around, thought of something, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Don't be afraid, this is not for you to kneel. Only people who don't come home at night need this."

The black fur ball stopped, motionless beside the abacus.

After a while, it began to push the abacus vigorously, trying to push it to the ground, but the abacus was quite heavy. After he arched it for a long time, the abacus barely moved a little.Until it exhausted its strength, it screamed in exhaustion, spread out beside the abacus, its round and fluffy body bulging.

This picture is so cute.Shen Qingzhuo suppressed a smile, pushed the abacus back to its original position, stretched out a finger, and gently scratched the little black fur ball.

"Hey!"

The black fur ball rubbed his fingers angrily, barking like a complaint. This voice sounded really silly and unrecognizable, but there was nothing the black fur ball could do. It could only make such a sound, even if it was touched slightly If you touch it, you will be unconsciously beeping.

After barking a few times, it finally broke the jar completely and barked regardless.

Shouting and bouncing at the same time.

Its elasticity is not bad, and after a vigorous jump, it even successfully jumped onto Shen Qingzhuo's shoulder.The black furball froze for a moment, saw the situation clearly, forgot his troubles for a while, let out a happy chirping, and began to move around his collar.

The fluff made Shen Qingzhuo's neck a little itchy, and the yelling kept ringing in his ears, and he felt a bit of a headache when he heard it, "Okay, don't yell, it's weird."

Hei Maoqiu refused the name, pretending that he couldn't hear it, half of his body was arched into the collar, and he arched happily. He was caught off guard and was picked up, and then he was put on the abacus.

Before it could express its anger, it smelled a familiar sweet smell. At some point, there was a small cake on the table. The exquisite and small shape, the unique sweetness of the cream immediately filled the air, and the eyes of the black fur ball lit up——Okay, It has no eyes.

Huh!It's favorite little cake!

The black hair ball was about to pounce on it happily, but found that he couldn't move——Shen Qingzhuo held it down with one hand, and slowly dug the cake with a small spoon in the other hand, and said to it with a smile while digging: "Your favorite cake?" ...well, it's pretty good."

This small cake was already very small, even if Shen Qingzhuo ate it slowly, it quickly bottomed out.

After going out for some reason, she turned into this ghostly appearance, and Shen Black Hairball Min, who still can't change back, looked at Shen Qingzhuo lightly licking off a little cream left on his lips, and heard that Shen Qingzhuo, in order to tease him, Deliberately pretending to enjoy it, he took a deep breath.

Ah!

I'm going to be angry!

His little cake!

The fist-sized black fur ball inflated rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a balloon, and floated up.Shen Qingzhuo raised her brows lightly, with a smile on her lips, and even flicked the bulging black fur ball with great interest.

He flicked the black fur ball, which was so inflated that it couldn't control itself, and immediately floated away. When it was about to hit the shelf, it was blocked by a soft white light, and then the white light sank into its body.

The black fur ball finally inflated to the point of bursting, turning into a cloud of black mist, and a small black shadow flew around in the black mist, and finally the black shadow gradually grew bigger and gradually took on a human shape——finally turned back into a human Such Chi Ming quickly pinned down Shen Tiantian who was quietly trying to sneak upstairs.

Just like he held down the black fur ball just now, Chi Ming pressed him lightly on the counter in a blink of an eye.

"You didn't recognize me!" The big black dragon was aggrieved, and the corner of his eyes glanced at the abacus that he couldn't get rid of just now, he grabbed it angrily, put it back in the cabinet, and complained loudly, "You still want to make me kneel down for the abacus! I don't have nights home!"

Shen Qingzhuo didn't seem surprised, hugged his neck with a smile, and coaxed Long with ease: "Okay, don't be angry, I'll buy you a small cake tomorrow."

Chi Ming: "..."

The knife was successfully made up.

A half of Shen Tiantian's heart was broken because Shen Tiantian didn't recognize him. After thinking of the little cake that was lost just now, the other half was completely broken.

Aggrieved Long was full of anger and had no place to vent his anger. He smelled the sweet breath Shen Qingzhuo exhaled when he spoke, and angrily lowered his head and bit his lips, sucking the sweetness from his mouth, just to satisfy his greed.

When the kiss was over, both of them panted slightly, and when their lips parted, there was still a trace of crystal clear lines.

"I recognize it... I can recognize you no matter what you become..."

Shen Qingzhuo looked at him seriously, his eyes were as bright as stars in the sky, he smiled softly, put his arms around Chi Ming's neck with a little force, and raised his head to leave a gentle kiss on his lips. smell.

"Otherwise, why would I eat your little cake in front of your face?"

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