The third uncle always wants to elope

Host: "Hi everyone, welcome to the awards ceremony of "The Third Uncle Always Wants to Elope"!"

[Because there is no sponsorship, it is all at my own expense, so I skip this step, everyone can change the channel first! 】

Moderator: "Welcome back... Um! No! Wrong channel! Let me introduce myself first. I am the author and moderator of this article. Why is it also the moderator? The main reason is that I have a strong experience in this aspect. interests, coupled with excellent language talent..."

Qingqing: "Speak human words."

Host: "Okay, the main reason is that I don't have money, so I won't mention my name, and everyone won't remember it, so let's start right now!"

Host: "There are too many people here today! Hi! Friends over there! Aunts here! Brothers and sisters in the sky! Hello everyone!"

Yue Xi, who likes to tell the truth (cross out the beating): "Don't mention people, there isn't even a dog."

The host (pretending not to hear): "Haha! I can feel everyone's enthusiasm! Alright! Alright! The people who came to the scene today include the two main characters in our book, Huai Shuangshu, Wu Tomaoqing, and others. supporting role."

Other supporting roles: "...bring us our 30-meter sword!"

Host (continuing deaf ears): "Now everyone, let's say hello! First of all, the men and women of our article... Um, no, the male and female protagonists!"

Qingqing: "Three Qings."

Host: "Brother, say two more words."

Qingqing: "I am Sanqing."

Host: "..." (embarrassed sneer)

Moderator: "The next one is a small challenge for our article."

Master: "Hello everyone, I am Huai Shuangshu, very happy to be here."

Host (moved to tears): "I love..."

[The sound of sharpening a knife sounds. 】

(shuddering) Host: "I love my motherland, haha, next one."

Chao Mu: "Hi everyone, I'm Huai Anxi, you can call me Second Master, or Little Angel! What a dao!"

Host (Nympho face): "Baby, I love you!"

(I don't know where to find it to fill the number) Xiaofang: "Hi everyone..."

Host (indifferent face): "Okay, next one."

Xiaofang (grieved): "I haven't finished yet..."

Host (optional): "Who's next? Hurry up, if you don't come out, you'll go directly to the next session!"

Xiaofang: "Bring me my 50-meter broadsword!"

The host (with a doggy face): "Alright! Mr. Fang! Please!"

Xiaofang: "It's a pleasure to be here..."

[Kicked away by the reader in front of the screen. 】

The host (applause for a while): "Everyone is really kind!"

(Flying out of the universe) Xiaofang: "I will come back!"

Host: "What was that strange sound just now?! Alright! Let's not talk nonsense, let's continue!"

[Because Xiaofang delayed too much time, so I didn't introduce them one by one, let's go directly to the awards ceremony! 】

Host: "First of all, our first award today is [Salty Eating Carrots and Losing Your Heart], and the candidates are Master, Old Immortal... Oh no, Wu Renlin, Feng Yingying!"

Host: "The one who won our award is the number one male trotter in this article! Master! Welcome!"

Master: "Thank you for your support!"

Host: "Tell me your acceptance speech!"

Master: "There's nothing to say, I'll mess with you twice in the future..."

Host: "Wait! Make it clear, we are a very serious program!"

Master: "...Be careful twice."

Host: "Okay, let's move on to the next award, [Man's Mouth Deceiving Ghost], the candidate is Master, Xiaofang (crossed out)!"

Host: "The person who won this award is...Master! Haha! Everyone expects it! Tell me the reason for the award!"

Master: "Aren't I the only candidate?"

[Due to the delay of the space flight, the second candidate Xiaofang missed the award ceremony. 】

(with embarrassment, as if he didn't hear it) Host: "Every time you appear on the stage, you must die, and it will definitely cause a wave of hatred. The best actor award, the candidate Fang Shang, the head of the Shangji faction, Huai Cangxiong, the Fang family Two elders!"

Moderator: "Our...Fang Shang won this award! Congratulations!"

Fang Shang: "I have so many roles, why am I a bitch! No matter how hard I am, I can be the fourth or fifth male!"

Host: "Do you want it or not? I'll give it to the next one!"

(Still unworthy of having a name at the end) The head of the Shangji faction: "Give it to me! Give it to me! ineed!"

Host: "Sorry, I don't understand English, so let's go directly to the next award presentation, this award is called [Everyone loves flowers and sees flowers and sees a car with a flat tire!] Cough! Since I wrote this article, I will directly Give this award to Chao..."

[Huai Shuangshu, who was sitting next to him, glanced at the host with a smile. 】

Host (counseling): "There are five candidates, including Master, Qingqing, Chaomu, Chaomu, and Chaomu!"

Host: "This award is determined by voting, so we will announce the public votes, three votes for the wife, three votes for Qingqing, and three votes for Chaomu."

Master: "Wait..."

Host (obediently): "Yes."

Master: "Which three are my younger brothers?"

Host (counting fingers): "I... and Xiaofang, I voted for him."

Master (squinting eyes): "Is there another one?"

Stupid author: "Me! Me! Me me!"

[Sorry, there was a riot on the stage, let's pause for a while, when will we finish playing and come back! 】

(Bruised nose, swollen face, crying) Host: "Welcome back, let's continue the award ceremony. Because of the cheating that was exposed on the spot just now, our Candidature of Chaomu has been disqualified! (Mom, I'm sorry!)"

Master: "I quit."

host:"..."

(Show off and have to continue) Host: "Congratulations...Qingqing, you have won the award of [Everyone Loves Flowers and Sees Flowers Driving a Workshop Car with a Flat Tire], please tell me your acceptance speech!"

Sanqing: "Thank you Sijun."

Stupid author: "Do you still remember the old mother by the Daming Lake!"

Host: "Let's continue now, the next award is [Comparable to a Thousand Jins], candidates include Yuexi, Liu Fu, and stupid authors!"

Yuexi: "Why am I a candidate? I just have a big face!"

Stupid author: "I just have a big face..."

The audience and a group of supporting actors: "Woo--"

Stupid author: "Well, the waist is a little thicker, and the legs are a little fatter..."

The audience and a group of supporting actors: "Woo--"

Stupid author (with soaring anger): "The weight is also on the fat side! Okay! But no matter how heavy I am, I can't compare to Liu Fu!"

(Lying silently) Liu Fu: "Then I'll prepare my acceptance speech!"

Host: "Congratulations to the stupid author who won this award."

Stupid author: "...Get out! There is something shady!"

Host: "Stop talking nonsense! Get the title!"

Stupid author: "...Now there are still people who dismantle their own platforms?"

[Because the stupid author hid in a corner and cried, the acceptance speech was skipped. 】

Host: "The next award is [Full Score for Passerby Popularity]. This award is given to those supporting roles who don't make many appearances and are not hated by others, such as Chang Xin, Su Mo, Pluto, and Xiao Qiu."

(It's almost the end and hasn't appeared yet) The second senior brother: "Vote for my old attack! Vote for me and give it away!"

Pluto: "Vote for me! I will let you have a good birth in the next life!"

Xiao Qiu: "Vote for me! Second master and I are friends!"

(Frantically screaming) Host: "I vote for you! I vote for you!"

Su Mo: "Vote for me...vote for me...or don't vote for me..."

Moderator: "Congratulations to the four of you, you have won this honor together, everyone applauds and welcomes you!"

【Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!There was an endless stream of applause! 】

Host: "Four, let's talk about your acceptance speech!"

Changxin: "Thank you everyone, and thank you to the author. The most grateful thing is...Chang'an."

Chang'an: "I love you!"

Stupid author: "Mom loves you too!"

Pluto: "I will take care of your afterlife!"

Xiaoqiu: "Thank you, Second Master, and thank the host for working so hard to help me solicit votes!"

Su Mo: "Thank you, Palace Master... Young Palace Master... Thank you everyone."

Host: "Because there is not much time, I will directly read the winners, and then the winners will come out and give an acceptance speech!"

Host: "The one who won the [Obsequent and cute and painful] award is Hua Chen."

Hua Chen: "Thank you everyone! I wish everyone good luck like Donghai Shoubi Nanshan!"

Host: "...Okay, the one who won the [Naughty Mischievous] award is Yuexi."

Yuexi: "...Get lost!"

Host (pretending not to hear): "Okay! The next one to win the [I See You] award is Asamu!"

(Wipe all the snot paper all over the floor, mom loves you! Finally won an award!)

Chaomu: "Thank you for liking me so much! I hope you will continue to like me in the future!"

Host (crazy): "I love you forever!"

(Rocket flight arrives) Xiaofang: "Me too!"

Host: "Go away!"

[I was kicked away by the reader in front of the screen again! 】

Xiaofang: "I'll be back!"

Host: "Who else hasn't won an award, I will award them one by one, everyone has it, don't worry, one for three yuan, one for five yuan, two for five yuan! Clear the warehouse at a loss!"

Master (came out temporarily to stabilize the situation): "I'm sorry, that part was cut off just now!"

Host (again with bruised nose and swollen face): "I'm sorry, I made a slip of the tongue! I'm used to being in the store! The next one is [the vest can't be removed no matter how hard it is!], and the winner of this award is our most annoying big villain! Xiaofang !"

Xiaofang (on a cosmic video call): "To win this award, I am most grateful to my brother, he is my favorite..."

(Hanging up with a cold face) The host: "Sorry, the connection was disconnected just now, let's move on to the next one."

[Because there are too many winners, I will not show them one by one now, and go directly to the last link! 】

Moderator: "This is the end of this article, let's say three words to describe this article!"

Master: "The writing is poor, the story is not good, there is nothing cute, and the plot is not very good...Sorry, three may not be enough."

Qingqing: "Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!"

Host: "Ambulance! Ambulance! Someone fainted over there!"

Host: "Second Senior Brother, who has never been on stage, let's talk about it too."

(Whispering with Changxin)'s second brother: "Is it okay for the author to be ugly?"

Host: "Isn't the ambulance here yet?! That person can't hold it anymore!"

Moderator: "Yes! I forgot that I am also the author, well, I am dying, but I think I can still save the life!"

[The stupid author and host who were barely rescued came back with IV drip. 】

Stupid author: "Go straight to the end, I can't take this blow anymore."

All the protagonists, supporting actors, and co-stars in "The Three Uncles Always Want to Elope" wish everyone in advance: "Happy Chinese New Year 2019!"

Stupid author: "I still want to make an advertisement. The book next door to me, Long Aotian's, is in advance. Everyone..."

Audience and everyone: "Go away! No one wants to watch!"

[Weak, pitiful and helpless being dragged away by the audience and everyone! 】

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