The third uncle always wants to elope

A few strangely dressed magic soldiers appeared at the gate of the magic palace. To be precise, there was only one person who was really weird.

Wu Tomato was wrapped in a green skirt, because it was a little tight, so the lines on his body were clearly outlined. Two balls of pink rouge were applied to his cheeks, his long eyebrows were thickened with charcoal, and his eyes were full of blood. Dakou, it looks not only exaggerated but also a little funny.

As for the reason why he was dressed like this, we have to start from this morning.

Huai Shuangshu went downstairs to do some errands, while Wu Tomaoqing stayed in the room to discuss with Wu Tomomau how to enter the magic palace.

After the discussion, Wu Tomaoqing suddenly threw a package to Wu Tomoma from behind.

"Put these on."

Wu Tomato didn't think much about it at first, and he definitely couldn't just go in like this. He was a little strange, why did this Miki's temperament remind him of Yirong.

Just about to ask something, but now is not the time to talk too much, so Wu Tomato closed his mouth again, took the package on the table, and went inside the screen.

Not even a second after entering, Wu Tomato rushed out of the screen angrily and threw the package in front of them.

"Miki, what do you mean?!"

Wu Tomaoqing glanced at him inexplicably, not knowing what he was talking about.

When he saw the green skirt in his sight, he was a little dazed again.

Wasn't he wearing a long black coat?When did it become a women's skirt?

Wu Tomato twitched the corners of his mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "Why are they women's clothes?"

"I don't know." Wu Tomao Qing frowned and shook his head, he really didn't understand what was going on.

Wu Tomaoyu had distrust all over his face, "Are you taking revenge on me?"

Hearing this, Wu Tomqing didn't remember the meaning of his words for a moment. When he saw the inquiry on Wu Tomyu's face, he remembered that he was coaxed into wearing women's clothing by them last time in order to find ghosts and immortals. things.

But this outfit...

Wu Tomaoyu's face was still very angry, and he said earnestly: "There was nothing we could do about it last time, right? You don't have to hate me for this for so long, and my body shape is not suitable for wearing this dress. Hurry up and give it to me." I find myself normal."

Wu Tomaoqing, who was wondering what was going on here, raised his head and looked at him expressionlessly when he heard this.

Wu Tomato also felt that he was a bit too much. Last time, Miki was also worn. Now it was his turn to raise his opinion, but when he saw the skirt with breasts and breasts on the table, he couldn't accept it. Find some normal clothes to wear anyway.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Wu Tomaoyu said bitterly: "Anyway, I won't wear it! If you want to wear it, you can wear it yourself."

Hearing this, Wu Tomaoqing looked at him inexplicably, and nodded, "You can wait for me here if you don't wear it."

Goto Tomato: "..."

How to do that, let's not mention where the magic palace is, let him go with the two ghosts and immortals whose purpose is unknown, Wu Tomaoyu can't feel relieved at all.

Wu Tomao gritted his teeth, and now he wanted to kill him, for a moment, he suddenly thought of something, he hurriedly pulled Wu Tomqing over, and whispered in his ear: "Would you like to let that one try? "

"That ghost fairy was born with the appearance of a woman. If she pretends to be a woman, she will definitely be three points more attractive than a real woman. I am obviously a man's appearance. It will definitely look different when I pretend to be a woman."

This time, Wu Tomaoqing had a cold face, and quickly refused, saying in a deep voice, "No!"

Wu Tomomatao's eyes were full of anger: "Why can't I do it, but he can't?!"

Hearing his question, Wu Tomqing didn't even think about it, and said with a firm face, "He can't do it!"

Wu Tomoma, who has always been very gentlemanly, wanted to yell for the first time, and was silent for a while, but finally he couldn't do anything to this stubborn donkey, silently picked up the woman's skirt, compared it with him, and sighed heavily in his heart tone.

Going out of the room, Wu Tomqing found that Huai Shuangshu had returned at some point, and stood at the door looking at him with a smile on his face.

"you..."

Wu Tomaoqing had an intuition that this was weird, but when he saw the dress with double books at the door, he couldn't speak anymore.

As long as I can remember, Huai Shuangshu has always been dressed in white robes, but today he is rarely wearing black clothes, without a mask on his face, his usually dark eyes have turned crimson at this moment, like good-quality colored glass beads, obviously The facial features are still exactly the same, but Wu Tomaoqing feels like two people, the only thing that remains the same is no matter what kind of Huai Shuangshu he faces, Wu Tomaoqing's constant heartbeat.

Wu Tomato finally finished wearing it awkwardly, and when he walked out from the screen, he clearly saw his junior brother's expressionless face all year round, as if there was a crack.

If he read correctly, it should be a smile.

Wu Tomato doesn't need to guess, he also knows how funny this outfit is now. Unexpectedly, Huai Shuangshu also took out some suspected women's rouge and gouache from behind.

"What is this?" Wu Tomaoyu suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Huai Shuangshu's eyes returned to normal again, and he said calmly: "When I was in the devil world, my second uncle was a womanizer. Every month, the devil soldiers would collect a group of beauties to give to him. We can mix here Only in the team."

"Wait, wait... beauty? You mean to make me a beauty?" Wu Tomato looked at him in horror.

Huai Shuangshu nodded with a smile, "That's right."

"But I can't compete with a beauty. Either of you standing here is better than me!" Wu Tomaoyu had doubts on his face.

Huai Shuangshu's face was as usual, "Actually, my second uncle only loves tall, tall, masculine women in private."

"You won't lie to me, will you?!" Seeing the sinister smile on his face, Wu Tomato felt a little uneasy.

Huai Shuangshu looked at him seriously, "No."

Wu Tomato nodded dubiously.

On the contrary, Wu Tomaoqing felt that this scene was a bit familiar, he looked at Huai Shuangshu's face in a strange way, and from this angle, he could see Huai Shuangshu's back collar.

There was a cut in the back collar, and when Wu Tomqing put the clothes into the room this morning, he accidentally scratched it. He saw that it was at the back, and the cut was not big, so there was no serious problem, so he ignored it and went out , When he came back, he was in the house with double books, handed him the wrapped clothes, and asked him to take them to Wu Tomaoyu.

He didn't feel surprised when he saw the clothes in the package, so he walked to Wu Tomaoyu's house. Now that he thought about it, the man said he was going downstairs to do something, so he must have bought these rouge powders. Presumably he already knew that this package was a woman's skirt, and if it was given to him by Wu Tomqing, Wu Tomoma would think of the previous things, feel a little guilty in his heart, and would definitely wear it in the end.

He noticed that Huai Shuangshu's eyes would turn crimson only when he lost control of his emotions.

Because of embarrassment?

If he hadn't seen this opening, Wu Tomaoqing really wouldn't know the cause and effect of this series.

Seeing Wu Tomao Qingzheng staring at him with a strange face, Huai Shuangshu was a little confused, so he turned his head and continued to look at Wu Tomaoyu and said: "But this kind of thing is indeed a bit embarrassing, even a man would not want it, if you don't Wish, Sanqing and I can think of a way."

Why does this sound a bit weird?It sounds like he is saying good things, but does it mean that he has a small belly?It's also an unreasonable thing. When Miki wore a female skirt last time, I didn't have any objections. Now I...

That's it.

This ghost fairy is full of bad water, so he dug a hole for himself to jump.

Wu Tomato finally didn't say anything more, and painted himself a heavy makeup that shook the world and wept ghosts and gods by Huai Shuangshu.

When Huai Shuangshu handed the mirror in front of him, Wu Tomayu was speechless for a moment.

Didn't it mean that Guixian was good at writing and painting back then, but now, his hand has become crippled? !

"Not bad." Huai Shuangshu nodded in satisfaction.

Wu Tomao looked at Wu Tomao again in doubt, but unexpectedly, the stupefied man also nodded.

"pretty."

This is why Wu Tomato is now standing in front of the palace gate like a jumping clown.

...

This magic palace is not like what is described outside, it is a mountain of corpses, eerie and treacherous, although the same double book said, although there is no sun and day, the black pavilions and palaces with many terraces stand against the blood-like glow of the sky, Beautiful and magnificent.

Fortunately, Huai Shuangshu didn't lie, but there was really a line of tribute beauties, and a few people stood at the end of the line, and the magic soldiers at the door were checking their tokens one by one.

Both Wu Tomaoqing and Huai Shuangshu wore masks, only Wu Tomaoyu was very nervous with a big painted face.

After the demon soldier checked their tokens, he looked at Wu Tomaoyu at the other end, with a weird face, raised his head and asked Huai Shuangshu, "Master...has his taste become more and more serious lately?" It's getting weirder."

Huai Shuangshu pointed to those in front, "The ones in front are not much better."

Those people in front were indeed as Huai Shuangshu said, they looked all kinds of people, the only thing they had in common was their ugliness.

After the magic soldier glanced at it twice, he also nodded in agreement and said nothing more.

When entering, the magic soldier suddenly grabbed Wu Tomaoyu's ass.

Wu Tomato was taken aback by him, and when he realized it, his face immediately turned ugly. Fortunately, his face was still covered with heavy makeup, so he didn't see anything unusual.

"That's right, quite flexible. Is it because of this that the Palace Master likes to bring this kind of woman into the palace?"

The people in the Demon Realm are bold and not as strict and rigid as outside. As soon as the demon soldier finished speaking, several demon soldiers standing next to him also came up and pinched Wu Tomaoyu's buttocks a few times.

Now, no matter how heavy the make-up is, it can be seen that the water between Wu Tomao's eyebrows and eyes is almost dripping.

Fortunately, in the end, Huai Shuangshu finally realized his conscience, stepped forward, and stopped the evil deeds of those demon soldiers.

After walking not far away, Wu Tomyu suddenly glanced at Huai Shuangshu, "I've heard rumors about the lustful master of the Demon Palace, but when did his taste become so serious?"

Huai Shuangshu hooked the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Maybe it's because of the exercises he practiced."

"Cultivating immortals cultivates true qi, while the underworld is ghost qi. As for demonic cultivation, it is demonic qi. Huai Fengnian's kung fu is three-way unity. Although this kind of kung fu is particularly powerful, it actually does a lot of damage to the body. The longer you practice, the three qi in the body will devour the meridians in the body, and finally after the internal organs are completely swallowed up, they will be reduced to evil things outside the three realms. They do not belong to the three realms, and naturally they will not be recognized by the three realms. If you die, you will not be able to enter reincarnation for the rest of your life, and usually in the end, this kind of person will end this life because of being alone all the time.”

Huai Shuangshu glanced at Wu Tomoma with a smile, "Because this exercise is extremely yin, I need a pure-yang daughter every month to maintain the meridians in my body, but my second uncle was so evil because of this exercise. , I don’t want to continue, I don’t know why, but now I’m starting to practice again.”

Xu Shi was a little horrified by this insidious technique, Wu Tomaoqing and Wu Tomaoyu both looked contemplative and didn't speak again.