make a good carving

Ah Wang is really a person who is good at abusing others, he must be shivering, and he has no sex skills at all.It is a bit difficult for me to describe these experiences in detail, anyway, I feel very painful and uncomfortable!

Fulfilling the obligations of a young lady, lying on the same kang with Wang, this kind of thing is not the best.Now that it happened, it will continue to happen frequently, so I have to think about how to escape...

I kind of understand why I ran away in the past.

Ever since King Nanshang stayed with me, I have been targeted.As I said before, there are many concubines raised by Ah Wang in this palace.Those child molesters and concubines are not all the celebrities in front of Ah Wang, I dare not offend them.

So when they told me to kneel, I did, and I didn't have the right to hear what they said that hurt me.I feel sad for the death of a rabbit, because they were indeed favored by Ah Wang in the past.

Some people have a longer period of time, and some shorter periods of time. They are all really beautiful times.

Once upon a time they were newcomers, now I am a newcomer.But I can't be new all the time.

I never believed what was said in TV dramas, that a man has three wives and four concubines, and when he meets a man, he learns to stick to it.Let me tell you from a man's point of view, it's impossible.

A really good man is a good man the moment you see him.

Maybe a man will really have a period of time to keep his duty, but nature is nature after all.After the finale of a TV series with a happy ending for male and female CP, there will be another TV series. The heroine who succeeded in the previous TV series will be the vicious old man who failed in the next TV series, and the man is still the same man.

I don't understand why these people are competing for the favor of a trotter.Although this pig's trotter is more delicate and fierce enough, it is still a pig's trotter, and its technology is not good.

I hope Ah Wang will sleep a few more, so that they can forget about me as soon as possible.

I don't want to be like them, killing time by suppressing newcomers, I want to get out of here.

Ever since Ah Wang attracted the flames of war to me, I wanted to leave here.

Ah Wang comes to my place very often.I've also been taught a lot by people who are jealous of me.

Sometimes Ah Wang would hold me in his arms and talk about the past, he said, "Ah Diao, do you remember that we used to study abroad together, and the master said that you have the talent to manage the world. At that time, you said that Zhizhi was not in the court, and you wanted to move out later. Be a Jiangnan. Let's go to Jiangnan together in a few days, shall we?"

Is that so?

Writers who say time travel will take over memories, please pay for my subscription, I have not received any memory boots.

I didn't respond, Ah Wang began to physically punish me.

I don't want to be shot by Ah Wang every three days.This always reminds me of that song:

thisisapen, thisisanapple

uha——

apple pen.

I just rest and recuperate every day, once the injury is healed, I wait for uha——uha——uha—

I really hope that I can evolve into a vajra chrysanthemum.Goodbye, Wang.

To get out of here and not be a canary, I have to be able to live.I thought about the countermeasures very seriously, so I listed my strengths.

I know: washing, cooking, writing, herding sheep

I don't know how to: read horse riding, chess, calligraphy and painting and make delicious meals

I'm in an existential crisis in ancient times.I am not good at anything, but I know the future world, and I can use the language of this era to describe the future era, which is my advantage.Anyway, this is my original plan in modern times.

I wrote about elevators and high-rise buildings, comparing atoms and bombs to meteorites, and the Internet to a large communication circle.Then I created a classic diao fan protagonist, let him hug left and right to reach the pinnacle of life.

According to the classic web text routine, I can make a fortune by relying on such novelty hunting.

I confidently sent the article to the local library. They also found my story very interesting and printed it as a booklet for sale.

But nobody bought it... nobody bought it?Nobody bought it? !Nobody bought it! ! !

Although I am a person from another world, people in this time and space do not like my stories.

I humbly asked the boss why.

The boy who came back to complain told me, "Master Diao, the boss said that the things written by Master Diao are sunny and snowy. Those lower Liba people can't understand."

The author of the web article cheated my feelings, please return the subscription money to me.What about the time traveler who promised to rule the world?

——As long as you are time-traveling, you will definitely make a great cause that shakes the earth, so simple.

And I only have one sentence: Iwantmymoneyback!

I understand the implication of the boss's words, I have one head and two big ones.Ruthlessly overhaul the full text.Then ask the boy to send the new manuscript back.

I changed it like this:

The fragility of Chen Zi and the fish girl are connected one after another, undulating like waves, heading towards bliss.How tough Chen Zi is, how soft the fish girl is, how beautiful their fragility is...

The boy said that the boss was very happy, and I changed it very well.I finally have an income.

The reason why the master is a master is because of his driving skills.The author of the web article sincerely deceived me.

If you become a god, you must race a car, and you can post h pictures via Weibo private message or Baidu cloud posting h pictures.

As long as it is a car, it will do!

Although I feel more at ease, these royalties are not worth a fraction of what I spent in the palace.It would be great if he could become famous overnight.

Maybe God saw me pitifully, and someone sent me a pillow just as I was about to fall asleep.The owner of the library somehow found out that I was a young lady from the Nanshang Palace, or a former young master from the Li Palace, and immediately saw a business opportunity.Come and ask me if I want to come out and use my celebrity to make more money.

I, of course, said yes.

So I was really fired up.

After all, people are curious.Everyone wants to know how much the beautiful young lady raised by King Nanshang weighs and what he wrote about it.

You have to know that people are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong.This sentence is really an ancient saying.

Boss is here to find me.

This boss is not Ah Wang, but Ah Wang's official wife—Ms. Xuan.Forgive me for not knowing what the boss is called. For example, they always call me Young Master Diao.In fact, I have always wanted to say to my servant, "You can call me Ping Ping'er or Li Lizi whatever you want, but don't call me Diao Shao."

I can't help it, really.

In fact, I have always felt that I am sorry for Mrs. Xuan, because from a certain point of view, I ruined her marriage, and I am a veritable mistress.

Maybe you'll fight for me.This is ancient times, and I didn't mean to.But the fact is the fact, I am indeed a mistress.

Just like the rich, powerful and powerful people kept mistresses in modern times, and the rich, powerful and powerful people kept concubines in ancient times, the nature is the same.It's just that one is legal and the other is not.But I can't come to ancient times, and my thoughts will follow my ancestors to become ancient people, right? !

Madam Xuan came to see me twice, the first time was when I first entered the mansion, Madam Xuan was the only one who sent a servant to give me congratulatory gifts.Sometimes I was made things difficult, she will give me relief.The second time is now, she came to our yard in person to ask me about the blind things I wrote.

I am a self-aware person, I know that what I write is sjb stuff.But in ancient times, a young man who was raised in a deep palace compound was really sjb when he wrote these sjbs.

Forgive my reflex arc is relatively long.

Not wanting to cause trouble for her, I took the initiative to say: "I'm ignorant, causing trouble for my sister, and embarrassing the entire Nanshang Palace. I will ask the library owner to remove those pickled things immediately, so as not to stain my sister's eyes." .”

Maybe it was because I didn't expect me to cooperate so much, Madam Xuan quickly said: "Your brother's writing is not shameful, I have also followed the trend and read it, and I have a different opinion. It's just that Nanshang's family has a big business, so we can't avoid being stricter. Brother, you..."

Me: "I understand."

She let out a long sigh, "You don't stay at home, life is inevitably boring. Finally, I have something I like, and I took it away. It's my sister who is sorry for you." Immediately, Madam Xuan gave me a lot of things.

I looked at the box after box of rewards and realized that I was wrong, and wrong very much-I didn't need to be so active in earning money.

For almost a year, I tried every means to draw a plan for my future life, but I was afraid that when I left the Nanshang Palace, I would not work hard and could not distinguish the five grains, and I would choke to death on eating soil.

I spend a lot of money on food and clothing in King Nanshang, and spend at least a hundred gold every month, but the prices in ancient times were not that high at all.In the TV series, I was fooled by ten thousand taels of gold at every turn.

In fact, taking out the income from my library, or the gold, silver and jewelry here, can keep me safe and secure in a small corner without worrying about food and clothing.You can also buy a good land and real estate, and eat wine and meat for meals.

I can already run away.

I fucked Ah Wang more than 100 times for nothing and I fell!