Yu Yile

"Who is this?" Yu Yile put his arms around his chest and arched his nose.

"The one who gave birth to you."

Yu Yile glanced at him and yawned, "I'm so sleepy." After speaking, he put his arms around his neck and pressed on his shoulders, "Brother, I'll sleep at your place tonight, I don't want to move."

"dream!"

"elder brother!"

Lu Qian put his hands in his pockets, with a calm face, "You didn't take a shower, you didn't have pajamas, and you still want to sleep in my bed?"

"Brother, don't be stingy." Yu Yile staggered with his arms around him, "At worst, I'll wear yours, if it's really impossible, I'll be the same if I don't wear them!"

"impossible!"

"Tsk!" Yu Yile sighed in disgust again, "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend..."

Lu Qian unceremoniously pinched the flesh on his arm, twisted desperately, and he jumped up in pain.

"Brother! Is there anyone like you!" I only felt that Tianling Gai was cold, and his whole body was refreshed, and the sleepy person was directly strangled to death.

"I'm too short." Lu Qian withdrew his hand and put his hands in his pockets.

Yu Yile frowned, rubbing his own flesh vigorously.

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"Dad! Go home! My mother wants to collect your private money!"

"What?" Dad turned his gaze away from the TV, "Did you tell me?"

"I want to know that I already spent it myself." Yu Yile changed his shoes and walked in, then sat on the sofa, "Dad, are you hiding your money again?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Dad took the remote control and turned off the game he was watching. "You cause trouble all day long. I don't hide any money. How will you solve those worrying things?"

Yu Yile pouted and agreed, "Dad is my own father, I will never speak ill of you again, and I will never tell my sister where you hide your money again."

"Did you and your sister spend the money I put under the fish tank last time?"

"Yes, good things should be shared together."

Dad stood up, "Let's go, go back."

"Dad, I'm not leaving," Yu Yile pouted and acted coquettishly, "I want to play with the computer."

Dad turned his head to look for Luqian, Luqian had just entered from the entrance, and he had just gone to tidy up Yu Yile's lost shoes.

"Let him play, I will let him go back before 12 o'clock."

"Okay," Dad glanced at Yu Yile, "Don't sell me out!"

Yu Yile shut up and didn't speak. If I didn't go back with you, I'd already done it myself.

He turned around and walked into Luqian's room, sat in front of the computer and pressed the switch, Luqian then came in, took off his glasses, opened the closet, took out his pajamas, and went to take a shower.

——Yah!Housekeeping is out!Is it real?

Yu Yile rolled his eyes,

——I’m at my brother’s house, just play for a while

Lu Qian came out wiping his hair, closed the door behind his back, and sat at the desk to continue reading.

Yu Yile glanced at the time, turned around and asked the way, "Brother, can I sleep with you? I really don't want to go back."

Lu Qian lazily turned his eyes away to meet his face, "You just take a shower and change your clothes."

"What should I change?"

Lu Qian glanced at the closet, "It seems that there are new ones in it, you can change your underwear and go to sleep."

Yu Yile stood up vigorously, pushed open the closet door, took out a pack of brand new underwear, took a pair of underwear and walked to the toilet.

Lu Qian glanced at the computer that was not turned off, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

Throwing the clothes into the washing machine, he picked up a gray towel, wiped his face, walked out, threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.

The young man has a good figure, with well-proportioned and slender limbs walking towards him, his arms have a huge color difference, and his stomach is neatly covered with muscles, white and white, and the position where he should be curled up on the bed is very beautiful.

Lu Qian pulled the quilt over, "Aren't you going to cover it?"

"No, it's hot." The voice was muffled, as if he was about to fall asleep in a second.

She raised her eyebrows, raised the corners of her mouth lightly, wrapped herself in a quilt and lay down.

"Brother, can I hug you to sleep?" He asked, turning his body sideways, his hands were already close together.

Lu Qian hummed, and his hands and feet wrapped around him. Yu Yile had the habit of hugging things while sleeping. He was usually careless, but he was actually very timid. He couldn't fall asleep without hugging something.

Breathing on the side of his face, he turned his head forward and stared at the moonlight on the wall.

He fell asleep and snored.

Lu Qian turned around carefully, raised his chin, put his lips around his slightly opened mouth, supported the back of his neck, poked his flexible tongue in, tasted it several times before withdrawing, finally kissed him lightly, clasped his hands together On his arm, he was ready to sleep.

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Yu Yile scratched his waist, opened his eyes aggrieved, put his hands behind his back, and stared blankly at the clean and tidy room for a while.

"Are you up?" Lu Qian came out of the toilet, "Just put on your clothes when you get up, and want to go for a walk in the morning?"

Yu Yile glanced at the stable black underwear on his body, "Why did I slip away?"

Lu Qian frowned, "Get up!"

Yu Yile yawned, put on his slippers and walked over, "What am I wearing?"

"The clothes are not dry yet, you can run home."

"Pull it down." Yu Yile reached into his underwear and scratched, "I'll brush my teeth first."

"You wash your hands first!"

Yu Yile turned his head, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, "Brother, my mother didn't call and scold me, did she?"

"It's not too late yet," Lu Qian frowned, "Look what I'll say later!"

Seeing that he was really angry, Yu Yile raised his hand to grab him.

"roll!"

Lu Qian held his hands up, his eyes fixed on his outstretched hand, as if he was handing over a bomb.

Yu Yile clicked his tongue again, "Brother, you are sick, you need to be cured!"

"Are you in charge?" Lu Qian kept his posture, moved towards the door step by step, opened it and walked out.

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"Morning, uncle!" Yu Yile opened the stool and sat down. Uncle Lu smiled at him, "I woke up, did you sleep well yesterday?"

"Very good," Yu Yile pressed the corner of his mouth, raised his hand to pick up the fried dough stick and took a bite, "My brother, this cleanliness is too serious!"

Lu Qian glared at him, "Can't stop you from eating?"

"My mother didn't call!"

"It's a fight. I said you insisted on staying at my house. I couldn't even lift you up on the bed, so I let you sleep here all night."

"Brother, you falsified the facts!" Yu Yile dropped the fried dough stick and stared at him.

"Then what do you say is the truth?" Lu Qian listened attentively.

Yu Yile: "..."

"Forget it, my mother didn't scold me."

Lu Qian smiled at him, eyes written 'what do you think? '

"That's right, my mother scolded me and scolded me in her heart, and she won't let you hear it." He shook his head after he finished speaking, "What's wrong with me~"

Uncle Lu put down the newspaper in his hand, "I just like your temperament, tell me what you have to say, it's true!"

"That's right!" Yu Yile smiled, "Uncle is my bosom friend!"

"The next time you get into trouble, check out the cheaper ones, don't pick big ones and smash them."

"That's what I can predict." Yu Yile took a sip of the porridge and frowned, "Why is it sweet? I want porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat!"

"Don't eat it? Don't eat it, let's go back." Lu Qian took his bowl away.

Yu Yile immediately grabbed the rim of the bowl, "Eat, eat, eat!"

Letting go before the road, he grabbed it and poured it into his mouth, threw the empty bowl away, and took a bite on the fried dough stick.

"Who bought this breakfast? It's delicious."

Uncle Lu laughed, "Your brother made it, he has recently learned how to cook."

"Yo, my brother is quite talented!" He said and poked another fried dough stick, "If you want me, I will definitely blow it into an iron stick!"

"Eat yours!" Lu Qian picked up the fried dough stick he poked and threw it into his bowl.

Yu Yile raised his eyebrows, "Brother! Can you cure this disease with medicine?"

"He's just like this in adolescence," said the uncle, putting away the newspaper. "It's also thanks to his love of cleanliness. I don't need to ask my aunt, and I come back every week to clean up! It's so troublesome!"

Yu Yile laughed, "Uncle, I'm your own, right? Did he pick it up? Still in the same garbage dump as me?"

Lu Qian clenched his eyebrows, "Shut up!"

"Tch, I'm still not happy!" Yu Yile grabbed the fried dough sticks, "I think brother's illness seems to be much worse. He wasn't like this before!"

"I used to study in high school, so it wasn't easy to show it. Now college is easy." Uncle Lu stood up, "I'm going to clean up the mess for you. You are obedient."

Yu Yile nodded repeatedly, "Okay!"

"Luqian, are you going to see your mother today?" Uncle asked.

Lu Qian hummed, "Go after eating, I'll learn how to cook with her."

"Buy some fruit to take with you."

"it is good."

Yu Yile took a deep-fried dough stick in his mouth, looked at Uncle Lu, and then at Luqian.

"Aren't your parents on good terms? Why are you still divorced?"

"Don't think about it with your little head, if you don't finish your homework today, see how I will deal with you!"

Yu Yile smiled, "Brother, do you think I'm still young? You can't beat me now."

Lu Qian looked at him, smiling metaphorically, "I can always cure you!"

Yu Yile: "..."

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He poked his head out timidly.

A long-haired beauty was sitting at the table.

Mom, are you there?

The old lady looked over and shook her head. He straightened his spine and pushed open the door vigorously, "It's fine if you're not here."

"She went to pick up her aunt, and the ten-year-old little brother."

"Huh?" Yu Yile closed the door, "What are they doing here?"

"Come and play, I'll go back tomorrow night." The old lady poured a glass of water, then thought of something, then turned to him and said, "That girl probably doesn't want to see you in her life."

"Okay, thank you sister." He walked to the front of his house and opened the door to go in and lay down on the bed, hugging the pillow and wanting to sleep again.

The old lady leaned against the door frame, "You don't do your homework? The road ahead is not so easy to fool, and I won't stop my mother from beating you."

Yu Yile turned over, "Sister, why don't you have a girlfriend before Luqian, people like me are liked."

"What's wrong with you?" The old lady walked in, holding the cup in both hands, "If I wasn't your sister, I would like you too."

"Huh?" Yu Yile threw away the pillow and sat up, "I don't know where to put my father's private money, last time I hit it wrong!"

The old lady snorted, "Do you think everyone is like you, Qian Chuanzi? I like you because of your shameless temper, how generous you are, you do what you do, and you distort the reason a little but at least you don't shirk it." Responsibility, you don't know how many men I have met who have done it but opened their eyes and told lies."

"One by one, the beautiful scenery on the surface is actually not as good as you."

The more Yu Yile listened, the more uncomfortable he felt, "Are you praising me?"

"It's fine if you can't hear it," the old lady took a sip of water, "Also, don't meddle in the things ahead, do you think you're still young?"

"Why did I get involved? Can't I care about my brother?"

"You don't know what to say, you will suffer if you offend him later!"

"My brother is not like what you said, at least he still teaches me homework."

The old lady snorted, "I can't teach you that homework, you will be short of breath." After speaking, she turned and left.

Yu Yile stood up and walked to the desk, and solemnly opened the stool, "Hey..."

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Mom and aunt came in talking and laughing.

"Oh, isn't this my beautiful aunt?" Yu Yile's mouth seemed to be smeared with honey, "Aunt really looks more and more beautiful, how did this grandma give birth, hey, it's so good!"

My mother cut out, "Be careful, I'll beat you up!"

"Where's Xiao Xun?"

"It's in the back," the aunt said with a smile.

Yu Yile grabbed his mother's arm, "Mom, don't be angry, I dare not, I was wrong."

"All the year round, you say this several times a day!" Mom snorted, "Stay here!"

"Mom, you won't be pretty when you're angry. You won't be as pretty as Auntie. How guilty I am!"

Mom held back, "Go away! Don't get in my way!"

The aunt pulled the indifferent child, "Did you call me brother?"

"Brother." Xiao Xun called out indifferently.

"Hey!" Yu Yile responded, putting his arms around his mother's shoulders, "Mom, don't be angry, Uncle Lu also said it was a trivial matter, and he has already dealt with it."

Mom glared at him, "How many times a year do you trouble people! Thanks to his good temper!"

"Mom, stop being angry," Yu Yile pouted, "I will never throw the ball so far next time."

The old lady came out, "Auntie is here."

"Hey, Wan Yi is here too." Auntie walked over with the awkward child.

The old lady knelt down, "Xiao Xun, do you still remember me?"

The child nodded, "Sister Yiwan."

The old lady laughed, "Don't listen to your brother Yile's yelling, just call me sister."

"Mom, I want to eat chicken wings." Yu Yile looked at his mother pitifully.

"Okay! Mom will do it! You go and write your homework!"

"Okay!" Yu Yile raised her hand with a smile, watched the old lady squatting down and talking to the boy, walked over and pushed the child's head down, "What grade are you in?"

The old lady stood up and opened her hand, "Why do you owe it so much?"

Yu Yile withdrew his hand and rubbed on his forearm, "My old injury is not healed, and I have a new injury!"

"Who did this?" The old lady tapped on the blue-black patch.

"My brother screwed it up!" Yu Yile said very aggrieved.

"You should!" The old lady supported the child's head, "You don't need to guess to know that you must have done something good, and you owe money all day long!"

Yu Yile: "..."

"Xiao Xun went to the room with his sister to play, and ignored that brother."

Yu Yile opened the door and walked in, kept what he didn't know, and wrote everything he knew. Even so, he dawdled and wrote for a few hours. After lunch, he walked out when he was preparing dinner. Room.

Then I saw Luqian sitting on the sofa chatting with my mother and aunt, and my sister and Xiaoxun were watching TV.

"Mom! Mouse!"

With a scream, my mother stepped on the sofa wearing slippers, her eyes still searching on the ground.

Yu Yile covered his stomach and laughed out loud, while his mother gritted her teeth and went down to find a broom.

"Brother!" Yu Yile was still laughing, pulled up the road and left, "I finished my homework, show me!"

Lu Qian was dragged up by him, and then used as a shield in front of him.

Mom held the stick of the broom, "Let go of the path!"

Yu Yile smiled, "Mom, I'm kidding you!"

"Then I'm joking with you too!" Mom pulled Lu forward, as if pulling him away, "Go away, I'm afraid the blood will splash on Xiaolu later."

"Mom, why are you so careless! I'm kidding you!"

"Are you joking like that?" Lu Qian turned his head and asked him, pulling his hand off, "I know that Auntie is afraid of this!"

Just like that, Yu Yile was pushed under the eyes of his mother.

Mom grabbed his clothes, and the stick fell on his ass.

"Hey!" Yu Yile wanted to stop him, "Mom! That's enough! Half of my butt is numb!"

My mother whipped the stick again in another direction, and this time it was fine, and the other side was also numb. He pouted and rubbed his buttocks with both hands, "Mom! It hurts!"

"If it doesn't hurt, you won't have a long memory!" Mom said and took another stick.

Yu Yile jumped up, grabbed Lu Qian and spun him around in a circle, "Mom! Don't hit me! It will hurt the fish in the pond!"

"Are you still scaring me?"

"Don't be scared!"

Only then did my mother put down the broom, looked at the brand-new broom in front of the road, and smiled.

"Brother, you're still laughing!" Yu Yile grabbed his wrist and dragged him to the room, "My butt is swollen from beating, you still go to the theater!"

"It's very cheerful." Lu Qian closed the door casually. Every time he opened his room to the living room, he couldn't stand it. "Watching this every day can prevent depression."

"Won't you be depressed if you look happy?" Yu Yile pressed him in front of the desk, facing him with all the homework he didn't know.

Lu Qian picked up the notebook, "I think it's good to be able to see people like you when you're alive, but what kind of ghosts and snakes are there in the underworld..."

Yu Yile pulled his trouser waist, looked at his buttocks in the mirror, his white buttocks were facing Luqian, he laughed, "Why, the meat is loose?"

"No, brother," he said, pulling down his pants again, "Do you see the swelling? It hurts every time!"

"Shall I rub it for you?"

"No!" Yu Yile put on his pants, covered them with his palms and rubbed them again, "The bruises on my hands haven't disappeared yet!"

Lu Qian raised his eyebrows, "Are you saving these for me to write?"

"That's a good relationship!" Yu Yile said and lay down on the bed, "Brother, write it for me."

"Are you dreaming?"

He said that Yu Yile still hasn't moved.

"Get up for me!"

"Brother, I've been writing my homework all afternoon, and my mind is about to smoke!"

Lu Qian got up and slapped his butt, and he bounced straight away.

"Brother! Do you want my life?"

Lu Qian waved his hand, "It feels good."

"Don't get up again! I'm still coming!"

Yu Yile reluctantly got up, opened the stool and sat down carefully.

"I'm so sick!"

"Speak less, your homework has already been finished." Lu Qian put the notebook in front of him.

Yu Yile twisted his face, sat sideways and picked up the pen.

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