[Comprehensive] Save the male god

About ten years ago after the Great War of the Century, "weirds" rarely appeared again—even if they appeared occasionally, they would be beaten into scum by the S-class heroes that could be seen everywhere on the street.

Countless heroes were sacrificed in that war of the century, and hundreds of thousands of civilians died in vain, finally bringing a happy and beautiful new era for future generations.

And Saitama was one of the heroes who died in that battle.

The old site of Qitama, the former uninhabited area of ​​Z City.

The apartment building was shoveled to the ground ten years ago and used as a cemetery.However, the place where there was only one cemetery has increased a lot in the past ten years.

Among the many tombs, one of the tombstones has crooked tombstones, overgrown with weeds, barren and dilapidated, and looks very desolate.

Far away, in a quiet place, the sound of wheels turning came from afar.

A young girl pushed a middle-aged woman in a wheelchair slowly approaching the cemetery, and finally stopped in front of the barren tomb.

The girl reached out to sweep away the green plants wrapped around the tombstone, confirmed the owner of the tombstone, and looked happily at the middle-aged woman in the wheelchair, "Mom, it's 'Saitama'! This is the tomb."

A smile appeared on the haggard and sickly face of the middle-aged woman.

The girl quickly cleaned up the messy tombstone with the tools she brought, lit incense candles and placed offerings, and then stood aside respectfully, allowing the middle-aged woman who was about to run out of oil to face the tomb.

The plants on the tombstone have been cleaned up by the girl, and the tombstone has been carefully washed several times with clean water. The words on the tombstone are clearly reflected in the eyes of the middle-aged woman.

【Saitama】

【A Hero Out of Interest】

The middle-aged woman laughed silently, and with great effort put the plastic bag in her arms in front of the grave.

"xx" supermarket was printed in red letters on the plastic bag. The bag was opened and the eggs and beef wrapped in plastic wrap could be vaguely seen inside.

She suffers from throat cancer and can no longer speak, so she can only speak from her heart to the other party.

[Big brother, hello.You must not remember me!I am the little girl you saved from the Vaccine Man 30 years ago. 】

[My parents died at the hands of that vaccine man, only I was saved by you. Not long after, I left City Z with my adoptive parents and went to live in City C. I went to school safely, grew up safely, and then met A wonderful man with a very lovely daughter. 】

【Ever since I became an adult, I have been looking for you, and I didn't know your whereabouts until not long ago.Fortunately, I can see you again before I die. 】

【Big brother, thank you for saving me and allowing me to have such a happy life. 】

[Thank you, big brother hero who is interested. 】

After the worship, the sky began to drizzle lightly. The girl pushed her mother and passed by the handsome man who was coming.

The handsome man also stopped in front of Saitama's tomb, looking at the tidy tomb and the incense offerings in front of the tomb, the man glanced sideways at the mother and daughter who had just left, but only saw a back.

The man turned his head back, squatted down, and put the same supermarket pocket that the middle-aged woman put down just now in front of the grave.

"Mr. Saitama, long time no see."

"Over the years, I have been carrying out justice according to your wishes, and now I have finally achieved something, so I dare to come to see you."

"In the future, I will continue to work hard, and when we meet next time, it must be after I have wiped out all those weirdos!"

In the black and white photo on the tombstone, the handsome bald man is looking at the resolute man in front of the tomb, with a smile on his mouth, as if encouraging him.

The man stayed for a while and then left.

Not long after, someone came to visit the tomb again, but it was not Qitama's tomb, but the tomb next to Saitama's tomb.

The relatives of the tomb gave a strange "huh" when they found that the nearby cemetery had been tidied up and worshiped.

The friend next to him asked him what was wrong, and the man pointed to Saitama's tomb and said contemptuously, "I thought no one would come to worship such a person!"

"What do you mean? Murderer?"

"No, it's a hero with a sick head. During the World War, the man of God was trampled to death by the aunts who went to the weekend supermarket..."

"There's no one to die like this... I feel so ashamed!"

"That's why the Heroes' Association didn't hold a funeral for him. I heard that Genos, the devil-reformed hero who was still an S-class hero, sent him here to be buried in private."

"Hey... you actually know this secret!"

"of course……"

On the newly tidied tombstone, the handsome black and white photo suddenly changed. It was clear that the face was still tough and handsome just now, but now it looks like a stick figure drawn by a child...

The dead fish stared into the distance, looking lifeless.

……

N years ago, XX supermarket in Z city

It's Saturday again, and it's 1 minute until [-]:[-] pm, and the outside of the supermarket has been surrounded by aunts one after another.The billboard with the words "Saturday Limited Big Sale" has long been pushed aside by them. Middle-aged aunts holding bamboo baskets or shopping bags are pushing each other, fierce and ready to go. hair.

At eight o'clock, the door of the supermarket opened with a "wow", and the aunts poured in like flowing water.It was the first time for Aoi to experience the fresh and refined fighting power of the aunts. Standing by the door, she stared dumbfounded at them as they flocked to the various discounted booths like locusts passing by and swept away the merchandise.

In a daze, Aoi was knocked down to the ground by an aunt behind her who was still rushing forward.

"Hiss..." Aoi let out a low pain, and raised her hand to see that a large piece of skin had been worn away by the rough ground. The red shredded radish against the fair skin looked painful.

"Big girl, don't get in the way!" Some aunt shouted and pushed again. Aoi, who had just stood up, tilted her body and stared blankly at the cold metal plate next to the vegetable counter. The corner bumped, it wasn't the body, it was the face!If it hits the ground, holding back is a human tragedy.

Seeing that his face was getting closer and closer to the "weapon", Kui just wanted to adjust his state, when a gust of wind swept past his ears, and the body that Kui bumped into suddenly stopped.

Aoi blinked her eyes, lowered her head, and saw an arm covered by yellow cloth and red gloves.

The hard muscles hugged Aoi's soft abdomen, but Aoi didn't feel uncomfortable at all, but felt a sense of peace of mind.

"Thank you..." As soon as Aoi turned around, she was dazzled by the stimulation of the bald head reflecting under the light, and she stopped halfway through her thank you.

Seeing that she had stabilized, the man immediately withdrew his hand and stood up straight.

"Are you okay? I'm going to leave." The man's lazy voice was full of anxiety, and Aoi immediately waved his hand after realizing it, "I'm fine, thank you very much."

The man waved his hand, and as soon as he turned around, he saw the emptied seafood counter not far away. He suddenly felt sad, wailed, and turned around to squeeze another poultry counter full of people.But that man was no match for those aunts with explosive fighting power. He was squeezed into a meatloaf by the aunts in minutes. When the counter was robbed, the aunts scattered, and the man immediately fell to the ground and let out a dull groan. sound.

As if rolling in a garbage dump, the yellow jumpsuit was covered with dust and stains, and the white cloak behind him was even more tattered and turned into strips. The most pitiful thing was the man himself. On his face, His bald head was full of scratches and palm prints, his right eye was blackened, and it directly became the shape of a national treasure of the Hua Dynasty... It looked absolutely horrible.

Aoi covered her mouth and smiled lightly, and then saw that man unyieldingly got into another counter surrounded by aunts, thought for a while, turned around and walked in another direction.

When Aoi came out of the warehouse with her things, the lively scene in the supermarket just now was gone. The special sale time was from 10:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m. Almost vacated, now waiting in line to pay!

Aoi glanced at the supermarket, but couldn't find the person just now. She was wondering when she suddenly noticed the news interrupted on the TV hanging in the supermarket.

"Broadcast the emergency evacuation notice again: A tiger-level weirdo appeared in District X of City Z, citizens please don't go out..."

Aoi suddenly realized that Area X was nearby, so that person must be going to be a hero!Aoi couldn't help but look regretfully at the bag in her hand. Inside it was her employee benefits for today, and she deliberately took it out and planned to "let" it to him to repay his life-saving grace.

Just at this time, the voice of the store manager's call sounded, and Aoi had no choice but to run over there in a hurry.When passing the non-discounted area, she suddenly saw a strange color in the broccoli bushes out of the corner of her eye. She stopped strangely and took the broccoli on the upper layer away to see that it turned out to be a box of discounted eggs.

Aoi turned her head and looked around, seeing that no one had noticed this side, and by some strange coincidence, Aoi put the box of eggs into the bag in her hand, and then walked towards the cashier.

After sending these aunts away, Aoi's first day of working life is almost over.At this moment, the doll at the entrance of the supermarket made a "welcome" sound. Compared with the other supermarket employees who saw nothing and thought there was something wrong with the doll's sensor, Aoi noticed a yellow afterimage flashing past the entrance , Turning around, the smile on Aoi's face grew even wider when she saw the figure who stopped in front of the broccoli counter and kept searching.

I just saw the news suddenly, Qiyu didn't have time to grab things with those aunts, so he could only hide the eggs he grabbed in the broccoli, thinking that he would come and get them immediately after solving the crazy tiger-level weirdo, but now he is looking for it over and over again. He couldn't find the box of eggs with his sad sweat.

There was a hint of anger in the eyes of the godless dead fish, and he gnashed his teeth and cursed, "Damn it! Those aunts are too powerful! They can find me so well!"

"Excuse me……"

"Are you going to be hungry tonight?" The tone was extremely sad.

"This gentleman..."

"Huh?" Saitama turned around sadly, only to find a beautiful girl in a supermarket uniform standing behind her.

Seeing him turn around, a box of eggs with a discount label was handed to him, "Are you looking for this?"

"Ah, yes!" Saitama's eyes lit up, he tore off a corner of the label on the box during the panic buying, and it was indeed the box he hid.

"No, here you are." Aoi handed the egg in his direction again.

Dead fish stared blankly, scratched his face lightly with his fingers, reached out to take the egg in her hand, and still said in that lazy voice, "Thank you."

"You're welcome, and this..." Aoi handed him discounted food packed in plastic bags from the supermarket, "eggs, saury, pork belly, kelp, and beef."

Saitama's dead fish eyes imply envy, is this an internal employee benefit?What a blessing...it's a pity that the owner of the supermarket doesn't let him work part-time here...saying that he only recruits girls.Sexism really broke his heart.

"I saved some for you when restocking. If you like it, you can take it to checkout together. If you don't like it, just hand it to my colleague."

Looking up in surprise, dead fish eyes met a pair of beautiful smiling eyes.

It turned out that it was for him...

The author has something to say: the client is the little girl who Mr. Saitama rescued from the ugly vaccine man in the first episode of the cartoon.

How could I, Mr. Saitama, be defeated by weird people? I think he can only get lunch for some weird reasons.Being scratched to death by cats, stabbed to death by cactus, dying of depression because of not being able to buy bargains, being squeezed to death by aunts, dying of baldness...

I have a question that I haven't figured out for a long time, so I want to ask you.Saitama-sensei has become stronger and bald, so is his armpit and underside hair bald? (seriously) Very important! !