He gave me a rabbit

On the day he came back, Guan Wenjiu said on the phone that he wanted to eat the salted goose at the subway entrance, "Go and pack it for me, so that I can eat it when I get home."

Ruan Bi dragged his voice out for a while, and asked him half or a whole one, Guan Wenjiu said that he would eat the whole one with you.

He said the plane in the afternoon, Ruan Bi answered, bought it for him in the afternoon, and then called again, this time he did not call the name and said that he wanted to eat goose, but also wanted Ruan Bi to go to the supermarket, Ruan Bi said why are you so troublesome , but while taking a piece of paper to write it down, Guan Wenjiu said on the other end of the phone in a leisurely manner, "Remember to buy some bath salts for the bath."

Ruan Bi went to the bathroom, tilted his head to see if there was more, "I still have it at home, do you still want to buy it?"

Last time I saw a new one coming out, I wanted to try it.When Guan Wenjiu said that, Ruan Bi let out a wow, "Who are you trying to seduce with your cleansing?"

"Who else could it be?"

Ruan Bi hung up the phone with his ears burning.

He went out against the sun in the afternoon and hailed a taxi.

Biliba, typing, he doesn’t like braving the sun at all, it’s too hot, he’s sweating a lot, and he said he’s going out, has your plane taken off yet?

I will reply later and say that I have just boarded the plane and will call you when I arrive.

Ruan Bi said yes, and put the phone back in his trouser pocket.

Before he went out, he gritted his slippers and refused to let him go. After struggling at the door for a while, he pushed the annoying dog's head into the anti-theft door. Ruan Ni read and hurriedly finished shopping and went back. He couldn't find the new species Guan Wenjiu wanted, so he gave birth to some Sulked, I asked the supermarket and didn’t know, so I just picked them all back, put them on fire, and took a long way to the subway entrance, but I encountered difficulties when picking geese. They only communicated with each other with a small mouth, and the master saw that he couldn't pick anything out for a long time, so he picked one up on his own initiative, picked it up and showed it to Ruan Bi, "How is this? It's quite a lot of meat."

Ruan Bi frowned and hesitated for a while, looked left and right, and the master said: "Young man, don't pick, see you carry so many things, it's hot, my time-honored brand, don't lie, you just buy it." This one goes back, do you want it, if you want it, I'll chop it up for you."

The master shook the knife, and Ruan Ni let out an ooh, and the master in gloves put the goose on the round chopping board, chopped off the head and pinched the tail, made two halves vertically, and then went down with a few knives horizontally, and packed it in the packing box , Ruan Bi was holding a plastic bag, took out change, dropped a dollar, had no time to pick it up, and rolled into the gap, Ruan Bi found another one dollar and handed it over.

When I came back, I took the small electric tricycle, which was the first choice for office workers. If they refused to leave, they waved and drove the small electric tricycle to the subway gate in the morning.

Ruan Bi was sitting in the hot air, and the hot wind bit his face. He jumped out of the car and ran all the way back, wanting to take a bath, take a nap after the bath, and come back when he wakes up.

Ah - better not to sleep, go to the airport to find him?

Ruan Bi shook his shoes and rushed home, but Da Ya and Wan Wan didn't come to greet him, and Ruan Bi didn't notice and ran into the room, wow, when he just entered the door, he was suddenly picked up, as if he was thrown down by a huge plush toy. After getting on the bed, red, red, white, and white, ate a petal and went in. Ruan Bi kicked his legs, and the person who was pressing on him let out a groan, and it hurt. The man laughed together, pinched Ruan Bi's chin, kissed while laughing, the saliva flowed out, and he ate his mouth so hard that the flowers broke.

"You lied to me!"

"Who lied to you?"

"Didn't you say you just got on the plane? You flew here!"

"Yeah, didn't I fly back?"

Ruan Bi wrinkled his facial features and sneezed: "It's all your fault, it's all flowers!" Ruan Bi poohed a few times and spit out the crushed flowers, "Don't press me, it's all sweat, I don't mind it Tired and flustered."

"Go take a shower when you're tired." Guan Wenjiu picked up the man, carried him to the sink, took off his undershirt first, and threw it into the washing machine beside him. For a while, he obediently moved his feet after being touched on the face.

Guan Wenjiu filled the bathtub, and Ruan Bi raised his chin and pointed out the door: "You said you want to buy it, why don't you use it?"

He said use it, so he went to the living room to sort out his things, took a bag for bathing, mixed it into the water, Ruan Bi yelled that it was cold, it was cold, the cicada on the tree by the side of the road said that he knew it, Guan Wenjiu With a snort, he put him under the pot, then undressed himself, sat in the bathtub, and hooked his hands to ask someone to stick him over. Ruan Bi reluctantly leaned over, but when he really leaned against the real ironed flesh, I had nothing to say again, lying quietly on Guan Wenjiu's chest, kissing like a half pot of water, kissing lips, lying lazily on the lips, holding it still, Guan Wenjiu let him hold it, It took a while to feel relieved.

"hungry."

Ruan Bi thought of the big fat goose in the refrigerator, squinted his eyes and slobbered, bit on Guan Wenjiu's nipple, and shouted hungry again.

His hair was clutched in his hands, close to each other, cut sour and sweet like a pomegranate, and then he let go, Guan Wenjiu told him to soak it, and went to get him food with his upper body naked, and when he came back, Da Ya smelled the smell , Licking Wanwan's ears one moment, and smelling his feet the next moment, wanting to get a share.

Guan Wenjiu booed him out.

He didn't soak, sat on the edge, fed him, Ruan Bi took a look, opened his mouth, and sucked the other's finger.

"Don't wave."

Ruan Bi moved a few times, and was next to Guan Wenjiu's legs, surrounded by bath towels, in a secret place.

Guan Wenjiu slapped away the hands that were about to get in to make trouble, but Ruan Bi opened his mouth wide instead, and asked Guan Wenjiu to tear off the goose skin, as long as the meat was needed, one hand was full of oil, and the other mouth was full of oil, and the one he bought went into his stomach .

The remaining bones were not thrown away, they were put in a pot, filled with boiling water to boil off the salt, and let Da Ya hug and gnaw on it.

Ruan Bi is not happy anymore, a little bit of jealousy is on the rise, how about a dog with him?Is he good?

Before adding food to Daya, Ruan Bi had a pot of vinegar cooking in his heart. As soon as the door opened, the dog squeezed in. After a long time no see, Guan Wenjiu rubbed Daya's face a few times, and rubbed the dog hard. Getting down all over, Ruan Bi became even more jealous, closed his eyes and quickly slid into the water.

The underwater world is different, not comforting, it’s just a place for people to escape, and those without special functions will block out unnecessary noises under the water, so that there will only be a small amount of disturbance, he can’t swim, and tastes like suffocation , The water exploded, and the whole person quickly floated up again. Guan Wenjiu asked what was wrong, and Ruan Bi struggled with his numb eyes, biting halfway.

It seemed like he was talking about it.

"Donkey temper." Guan Wenjiu said with a smile, picked him up, and rolled him up on the bed.

"I brought you something."

"What?" Ruan Bi asked wrinkledly.

Just as he touched the dog's hand, Ruan Bi slapped it away.

"Why are you jealous with it?"

"Then I kiss it every day, and if I don't kiss you, are you jealous?"

"It's getting too much." Guan Wenjiu pulled Ruan Bi's face, "Who do you think you want to kiss?"

Ruan Bi sneered.

"You are too much. You are only allowed to play with them on weekdays. I rarely make trouble with them when I come back. You can't stand it? Let them sleep with you while I'm not around. What should I do? Don't wear clothes, just Let me count it back on the bed?"

After Guan Wenjiu finished speaking, his arms were empty, and Ruan Bi rolled into the bed without showing his head. Guan Wenjiu was not angry, and after thinking about it, he would go to the kitchen to boil water and put the bones in to burn.

Then he came back again, took a small box, put his hand in, felt soft, Ruan Bi pushed his hand under the quilt, thinking he was annoying, "Why don't you want to see me? You miss me so much? I'm Miss you every day."

"I don't want you." Ruan Bi kicked his foot.

"Hey, little liar, it turns out that everything you said on the phone was a lie to me."

The quilt moved, and he stretched out a hand to pat the open mouth. Guan Wenjiu was almost distorted by the child's temper, and thought it was cute, so he opened a hole and reached in to touch his hair, "I'll rub my big teeth." Isn't the head still because of you, you are so cute, so the dog is as cute as you are, love the house and the bird, don't you really want to see the gift I have prepared for a long time? Huh?"

The quilt was a little loose, and Guan Wenjiu felt his nose being rubbed under his palms. He opened the box and let Ruan Bi touch it. The child lifted the quilt, his words stuck in his throat, and he stared straight, thinking he was in a hurry.

"Wear it for you?" Guan Wenjiu held his hand and put the ring in. He found that Ruan Bi's expression was a little funny, but he wasn't as excited as he should be, so he asked, "You don't like it?"

"I..." Ruan Bi paused, he felt someone patted him on the shoulder lightly, he turned his head and felt a piece of golden feather fall on the tip of his nose, cried, and merged into one sentence: "Your What? I didn’t see you wearing it.”

"Wait until you put it on for me."

"What?" Ruan Bi blinked, and seriously held his hand that was bigger than him, and put the ring and his heart firmly on his hand. He curled up Guan Wenjiu's hand to make it appear tight. He held the shape, bowed his head and kissed, "You keep it safe, don't lose it, if you lose it, it's gone."

"Don't throw it away. If you lose it, hit me, hit me. Let me kneel outside."

"You're sick of it."

"Why don't you get tired of it? I have a lot of words to hide." Guan Wenjiu circled him and said something pecked at the tip of his ear. His voice was like the moment when stardust brushed the air and burned, and the core was hot. "I have chosen for a long time, Mr. Yu said that I am like a big girl with yellow flowers getting on a sedan chair, and a wolf with a big tail has been pretending to be innocent for a long time, but what can I do? Isn’t it shy to do this? I said my little quail is still waiting for me, I want to He holds my heart in his hand all the time, why doesn't it matter? Do you know that I feel ashamed when I do this, will the little quail not like it, will it be unprepared, and cry me How can I stop him from crying? How can I coax him out after he hides in? You have to know that I am also scared. I hope you don’t think that I am coaxing children. The person I love confesses, whether it’s greasy or straightforward, um, can’t I do this because you are a boy and not a girl? Huh? Ah, your ears are so cute.”

"We two men are so tired and crooked."

"Is it crooked? Is anyone watching? Doing their shit?"

"Don't swear. You still talk about me."

"Oh……"

"Then...well...it's up to you, are you happy?"

"happy."

"Whether you want to get tired of it, go straight, or just do it, I will accompany you. I am happy anyway."

Ruan Bi covered his face and added, "Just once! You must have honey on your mouth."

"Really?" Guan Wenjiu leaned over to kiss her with a serious face, "That must be the honey licked out of your mouth."

"Too boring!"

"Oh—you are only allowed to be bored with me, not me?"

(I'm also going to be overwhelmed by my own writing, I feel like I'm being bent over by the sugar bowl, I really want to make trouble...)