He gave me a rabbit

Ruan's mother picked a fat fish with two feet and a big head. From the fish's point of view, it was a handsome guy among fishes, maybe a beautiful woman among fishes. With a flick of the tail and a vigorous splash of water, it was stuffed into a thick plastic bag and thrown onto the scale.

Ruan Bi stared at the fish in the bag, his mouth opened and opened, revealing pink flesh, and the scales were shining brightly, as if dissatisfied with being stuffed into the narrow bag, he was slapping it vigorously with his tail, almost jumping come out.The boy at the fish stall measured the weight and quickly tied a knot without blinking. The fish could no longer break free.

Ruan Bi let out a sigh of regret, "Wu Gang, who looks like a muscular man, was imprisoned in the alchemy furnace of the Taishang Laojun."

"Are you talking about the Boss brand alchemy stove that you just bought in the kitchen?" Mother Ruan asked. She heard from Ruan Bi that Guan Wenjiu likes to eat fish. Dove said to buy a big one, half for you and half for me.

Ruan's mother has a bit of childish mischievousness, Ruan Bi is like Ruan's mother, sometimes she has a foolishness that does not meet her age, and the circuits in her head are like thousands of twisted twists.

But this mother Ruan is a very lovely woman. When she and her son get together and say things that only two twist circuits can understand, this idea will become more prominent.

Ruan Bi pointed to the bag and asked, "Will Sister Chang'e save him?"

Guan Wenjiu couldn't help laughing, and stroked Ruan Bi's hair, it really looked like a cat's hair, once said, Ruan Bi threatened him to be careful if it fell off, and all your hair would stick to your clothes!

Where is the hair?Guan Wenjiu looked down.

Ruan Bi groaned, threw a pillow, and at the same time directed Da Ya to go up and bite.

But until now, Guan Wenjiu still finds this soft cat's hair hard to put it down.

Ruan Bi didn't know what Guan Wenjiu was thinking at the moment, he seemed to have switched his personality, immersed in the tragedy of this Wu Gangyu.

Ruan's mother looked at the bag that had stopped bouncing with compassion, "Hey, this is their life. They cannot be together in life, and they cannot be together in death."

As she spoke, Mother Ruan seemed to shed tears, as if she had returned to the stage at this moment, and two beams of light hit Mother Ruan and the fish respectively.

The fish is already dead, and what's more, it can't keep the whole carcass dignified, it has to be disembowelled, and its beautiful scales are scraped off, and its soul can't float back to its hometown to bid farewell after death—because it will enter the stomach , digested by the stomach, the stomach is something that can corrode even the soul.

Ruan's mother didn't say a single exaggerated line, all the fullness was in her eyes, frowning, tears, and sour red, she seemed really sad for the fate of this fish, so Guan Wenjiu couldn't say Chang'e What I love should be Houyi's unsightly words.

Ruan's mother only said one line: "He also died well."

"Then what should we do with it? Braised or steamed?"

Ruan's mother looked at Guan Wenjiu expectantly, holding back her tears: "Ask Xiaoguan, its fate is up to you."

Guan Wenjiu thought that he should be in an extremely helpless state, and he couldn't tell if Mama Ruan was still in the play, and she pulled it too fast, making people confused.

But Ruan's mother's eyes cannot be ignored. It seems that she trusts Guan Wenjiu. Ruan's mother encourages with kind eyes: "I'll leave it to you, don't be afraid of the child."

Guan Wenjiu pursed her lips and took the bag, "Then... braised in soy sauce?"

Ruan's mother was waiting for this sentence, she clapped her hands, and smiled brightly: "Did you hear that, my son, Xiaoguan is going to make braised fish for us, your mother and I just need to choose vegetables today, right?"

Ruan Bi agreed, nodded positively, and looked at him expectantly: "Mr. Guan, you say yes!"

The old and the young all looked at her, Ruan's mother rubbed her hands wretchedly, and laughed a few times, Guan Wenjiu naturally couldn't do anything to repent, putting aside his experience of throwing leaves and roots into the trash can, he I have to agree, and I have to give it a try.

His acting skills are no worse than Ruan's mother.

When I got home, I used the excuse that I needed to change clothes and go back to the room first. Ruan Bi ran faster than him, and as soon as his eyes rolled around, he held the pills and pretended to be dead. , pretending not to respond.

Guan Wenjiu has a lot of ways to cure him. He can't figure out where the whole body is, but he is very patient. He didn't play with the butt that he likes so much. Looking at the secret entrance, Ruan Bi was made comfortable by him, and his insides began to itch. He knew it was wrong, but he divided it into two parts. , the heartbeat is also very fast, and there is an urge to turn him into night and day.

Guan Wenjiu was satisfied when he saw that the person was shaking uncontrollably, so he quickly pulled his hand away, took out the napkin and slowly wiped it clean, Ruan Bi waited for a while, turned over and pushed Guan Wenjiu, and opened his mouth to bite: "It's all your fault!"

"My fault?" Guan Wenjiu's eyes changed, it was difficult to guess, and he rubbed the flesh of Ruan Ni's cheeks vigorously with both hands, not loose at all, and said fiercely: "Do you know that I am not good at cooking, and I am also a thief?" Xixi encourages me, you are not afraid that I will make a bowl of poison?"

Ruan Bi groaned, and the man bit his lips between his teeth again. His lip flesh was also good, soft, just right enough to hold it, and he was eaten until he was red. Unable to pester this person immediately, he crossed his legs in shame and anger, and let Guan Wenjiu play with his face.

Guan Wenjiu let him go when he had had enough fun, and Ruan Bi said, "Be careful when the police come to arrest you!"

He raised his eyebrows: "Catch who? The adulterer?"

"Bullshit!"

"Where is the nonsense? I told the police that if they want to take me away, they will take you away too. My little lover who is loved by me day and night, the two of us are one, huh?"

"Who is one with you!" Ruan Bi bit Guan Wenjiu's nose, and bit gently, unwilling to part with it, so he let it go in a few seconds.

After arguing for a while, Ruan Bi said he was dizzy, but Guan Wenjiu made sure that he didn't have a fever, and probably had a cold, so he decided to let him be lazy on the bed.

Ruan Bi beat the snake to the stick, got cheap and acted like a good boy, and said that it was hard work for you, but Guan Wenjiu slapped his head, "Hey, my dad is going to come in and pick my ears."

"You're all wrapped up in a blanket and going to sleep, so you're afraid of your dad?"

"That's different."

"It's different." Guan Wenjiu took Wanwan away, kissed him on the forehead, and let him sleep for a while.

Ruan Bi shook his hand at the man who closed the door in the blanket, got up after thinking for a while and set the alarm clock, he just slept for a while, and got up to work when the alarm clock rang.

Ruan's father snorted at Guan Wenjiu, who had been in the room for a while, and he knew at a glance that he was fooling around. The man who ate his son's tofu, he, Ruan's father, did not give a good face.

This person who is twice as old is different from young people, and is more oblique than young people, especially Ruan's father. On the surface, he always dislikes his son, but in fact he has escorted him since he was a child. , It was so good to fly, but it ended up flying to the wrong place, and was picked up by the big-tailed wolf, so it really made a nest and went to live together!

Ruan's father thought about it every night, and was worried. Looking at his body shape now, he was afraid that Guan Wenjiu would bully Ruan Bi if he pretended to be good.

Mother Ruan couldn't stand hearing these words, she couldn't see anything anyway, "They're all boys, what are you afraid of!"

Ruan's father said angrily: "Hey! These days bullies don't even care if you are a boy or a girl!" After finishing speaking, he packed up his sleeves, and he was so ambitious that he planned to beat up hard when he caught someone by the tail someday.

Ruan's mother gave her a blank look: "It's just you talking here, what kind of thing! If you want your son, just say it, you hate this and that every day, and leave you alone in this way, and I will live with my son! Let me tell you Ah, if people come this time during the holiday, you can take back that ghostly expression, lest people think we don't want to see you, and don't make your son look bad, you know!"

Father Ruan kept silent.

"I asked you if you knew!" Ruan's mother pushed a few times, and Ruan's father reluctantly said a word.

It's just that the mouth promised well, and it was just a matter of two pieces touching each other, but seeing Guan Wenjiu come out of the room where Ruan Bi grew up, Ruan's father felt itchy toes, and wanted to throw a few feet on it. , Ruan's mother held him down in advance, and greeted, "Xiaoguan, you can go into the kitchen with me. Your uncle has been very angry recently, and the doctor told him to rest, so we don't care about him."

Guan Wenjiu said yes, Mama Ruan asked people not to mind, he naturally understood, even if Papa Ruan watched him walk out in surprise in the morning, and then put on a fierce expression.

If it was Guan's mother, she probably would have beaten her out, and Guan's father had to stop her.

It's a pity that the son raised by Guan's mother has gone up in height and physique, and she is particularly worried that this appearance will not scare others away. From this point of view, he is not a sympathetic product!

Ruan's mother didn't know, but she felt that Guan Wenjiu was good everywhere, well-trained, and a good-looking person. The point is that she really likes her children.

She wanted to chat with Guan Wenjiu, but it would be better if there was no father Ruan, so that there would be no trouble.Ruan's mother watched Guan Wenjiu's unfamiliar techniques. This 1.9-meter tall man was not afraid of a scalpel, but was afraid of using a kitchen knife, which did not leave a good impression on people.

It's sad to watch.

Ruan's mother was a little embarrassed to embarrass him.

"I'm also terrible at cooking, you two don't go to takeaway every day."

Guan Wenjiu is embarrassed. If you want to say that you don’t order takeout, in fact, there are quite a few times. Sometimes I eat outside, but I also go into the kitchen. Usually it’s two people messing up together, but I can eat it anyway. That's it.

The more Guan Wenjiu talked, the more embarrassing he felt. At that time, he smiled at each other with black faces, but he didn't think it was a big deal. It was another idea to tell Mama Ruan.

Ruan's mother laughed a few times and asked a few questions. Guan Wenjiu answered all of them, and she relaxed for a while. What about the big white radish painted on the wall? said.

"Sometimes we fight too."

"Oh? What's the noise?" Mother Ruan asked easily.

"I thought my aunt would be very worried."

"Who doesn't quarrel. Although his father and I are in a good relationship now, when we were young, we often quarreled over trivial matters. It doesn't matter the time and place. We can quarrel on the main road, but it's right that I often win." Ruan's mother hummed a ditty to choose dishes, "Is it okay for you not to talk about things when you encounter problems sometimes?"

Guan Wenjiu thought for a while and nodded: "Yes, but it's okay, sometimes I like him to make trouble. It's not just making trouble casually, so I just let him go."

Ruan's mother nodded, "But if you have something to say, it's better to say it directly. If he doesn't say anything, you still need to force him. Don't look at him sometimes refusing to bow his head. If you show weakness, he will feel that he is not good. Don't worry. Don't get used to it. It's not like we are his parents. We can do whatever we want. You are different. This relationship needs to be cultivated slowly, just like a girl who takes care of her skin and pays attention to it inside and out. The teacher let him , will suffer in the future.”

"That is it."

"But the child must have heard it and said that I don't have it. Hey, speaking of this, when you go back, bring some facial masks back. You have to take good care of them all year round. It doesn't matter if you are a boy or a girl, the face is always important, right?"

Guan Wenjiu said yes.

After the call, Guan Wenjiu felt that Ruan's mother was a very friendly woman. Although Ruan Bi was her child, there was some meaning in her words that she wanted Guan Wenjiu to take care of her, but at the same time, she was not partial to helping Ruan Bi. He shook out the child's shortcomings, "I won't talk about his strengths, you have to discover it yourself, Xiaoguan. There are many of him. As for the shortcomings, who doesn't have them? Let me tell you and just treat it as a matter of eating. There will be tomorrow." Relatives come, don’t feel embarrassed to introduce you to our family.”

The time spent together in the kitchen was broken by Ruan's father poking his ass and peeping, but it still made Ruan's mother and Guan Wenjiu get closer. Guan Wenjiu is another excellent son of Ruan's mother, but Ruan's father didn't like it.

Ruan Bi rushed out, saying that it was useless if the alarm clock rang, and he hugged Guan Wenjiu regardless of anyone watching.

"Dizziness."

"Is it burnt?" Guan Wenjiu tested the temperature, it seemed to be a little high.

Ruan's father couldn't see it, and he didn't care about the two of them getting bored, so he said, "In the evening, the small park will set up a stage to sing, so go and see it with Dad?"

"Okay, okay!" Ruan Bi said excitedly, without feeling dizzy for a while, "Let's go together at night, the whole family will go."

Guan Wenjiu couldn't help but agree, and Ruan's mother brought someone over to eat. Ruan Bi finished eating in a few mouthfuls, couldn't sit still, and washed the dishes very diligently. He took Guan Wenjiu and ran away first, facing the wind all the way, Guan Wenjiu was afraid of being knocked.

When we arrived at the park, the platform was set up, and there were rows of plastic square benches under it. It was late, and the brightest light was the lamp on the platform, which could not illuminate anyone underneath.

Ruan Bi only wore slippers, and the weeds and flowers on the turf were touching his feet. Guan Wenjiu took a bottle of toilet water from home and sprayed them on both of them, arms, calves, neck, and hands. It's all the smell of Liushen. Guan Wenjiu is tall, and he has to squat down so that Ruan Bi can spray it on his back neck, and then wipe it away vigorously.

They sat separately from Mama Ruan, wanted some time to be alone, and they were singing an opera. After a while, they found out that it was Sister Lin. Most of the audience was older. At the beginning, many people looked at the two young people. When the scene started, they all sank into the play.

"My dad took me on his shoulders when he was a child to see such a stage. It was also a summer night, and then there was no toilet water. After returning home, I packed them one by one."

"Why didn't you go home after being bitten?"

"Is it good? My dad is a drama idiot. He wants to listen to all kinds of dramas. When my mother is away, he takes me to various places to listen to dramas. I don't understand, so I feel so happy. Now that I think about it, I must be the one who didn't." Music cells, I still can’t remember what I listened to.”

"Sister Lin remembers it quite clearly?" Guan Wenjiu pinched his face.

"Then who made sister Lin beautiful?"

Guan Wenjiu scratched his nose and said, "Follow me."

Ruan Bi didn't ask where they were going, the two walked one after the other, and when they got to the tree without anyone, he covered Ruan Bi so that no one could see him.

"Baby, can I take you back to meet my parents at Christmas?"

"Really?"

"Do you agree?"

"Then I have to think about it." Ruan Bi rolled his eyes.

Guan Wenjiu pinched his chin, and touched his lips lightly, reluctant to part, holding each other's lips together, sucking them in and spitting them out, except for the sound of insects and frogs, there was only the sound of sucking.

"If you don't agree, you will be swollen from kissing, and your whole body will be red, especially your chest, soft and sweet, and your back. It will shrink up as soon as you kiss."

"Rogue." Ruan Bi patted him.

"OK?"

He kissed him again, on Baibai's neck, Ruan Bi cried, his whole body was numb, "itch...I'll go, I love you."