He gave me a rabbit

Before the holiday, Guan Wenjiu made an appointment with his aunt's family for dinner, meaning that he had found time so that Ruan Bi could meet them formally. Ruan Bi was a big surprise.

The eldest aunt passed by, and said calmly: "What a surprise, don't be frightened, it scares people away, and then your brother hangs you up and hangs outside." pig's head, "Your face is almost as big as that pig's head."

"Are you my real mother!" the little cousin shouted, "I'm almost tortured to death by mathematics, and you are still talking sarcasticly here, finally have a chance to be happy!"

The eldest aunt did not accept her accusation at all, and said: "Oh, maybe time will prove that I picked you up in the trash can."

"What about my brother!" The little cousin pointed to Guan Wenjiu who was reading the newspaper attentively, hoping to drag him into the water.

But the eldest aunt replied to her that your brother is a dragon's egg, and you are a duck's egg.

"It's too much!" The little cousin's heart was hit hard, and she felt that ten popsicles could not save her. She covered her heart, frowned and fell down on the sofa.

The great aunt's response to this was to say to wash an apple.

Guan Wenjiu read the newspaper with great interest before she had time to pay attention. In order to continue performing the trick, the little cousin didn't move at all, as if she had passed out.

Guan Wenjiu thought about it sideways, and felt a little pitiful. This treatment was not as good as that of Da Ya, who was the lowest in the family. At any rate, he acted like a sick child, and Ruan Bi scratched his belly when his heart softened. Stepped on both feet by his own mother.

Therefore, he felt that it was necessary for him to be a bosom brother—Guan Wenjiu stretched out a finger, picked the painful place, poked it a few times, and picked up his little cousin's chubby hand like examining a dead body , couldn't help but tsk-tsk and became disgusted, I don't know who inherited it, the whole family only looked at her fat hands, so they turned their eyes away.

Otherwise, the pig's trotters will attract all the attention.

The pig's trotter was thrown away without hesitation, one can imagine how disgusted my brother was.

As the pig's trotters hit the edge of the sofa, the little cousin suddenly jumped up, let out a strange cry, and rushed towards Guan Wenjiu. Guan Wenjiu pressed tightly against the little head described by his aunt as a pig's head, and looked at the pig's trotters. Paddle in the air, and you can even say a few words that the swimming posture is too ugly.

"Does my dear sister-in-law know what you look like!"

Guan Wenjiu shrugged.

"I want to sue! Let him see your sinful face clearly! Then I, who is a righteous warrior, will abandon you together!"

Guan Wenjiu didn't move, he was used to being crazy, he was nothing more than like a yellow-haired chick, whose meaty wings hadn't grown yet, and was about to slap people's trouser legs, "So righteous warrior, how much did you score in the math test? "

"Is this..." The righteous warrior was beaten back to his original shape, a miserable little chicken covered in mud.

Just like what the mother hen said, son, look at the chicks in other schools who can catch worms in the hole by themselves. A skinny insect that still has a breath.

"Pass." The eldest aunt said coolly while nibbling on an apple.

"What's the matter!" The little cousin puffed up her chest proudly, "I just need to go to the vegetable market to calculate the money."

The eldest aunt sneered: "It's a pity you haven't even been to the vegetable market."

The little cousin retorted: "I can still buy vegetables!"

"Because you like to eat vegetables."

The little cousin fell down again with a groan, but this time she couldn't get up at all, and said she needed her mother's loving hug to get up.

The aunt said, do you want a hug for love, or a kick for hate?

The little cousin covered her ass, her butt is precious, and she will practice her buttocks in the future.

When she said it, Guan Wenjiu sneered.

It's like grapes turning into big watermelons.

The little cousin snatched Guan Wenjiu's mobile phone and said that she wanted to talk to Ruan Bi, but her brother didn't stop her. It happened that the rope was tied tightly and she needed to be loosened. That's why she made such a few out-of-the-ordinary troubles. .

"Are you so reassuring to me?"

Guan Wenjiu grinned her white teeth at her, and the little cousin shuddered, feeling terrified.

Xiaotangmei and Guan Wenjiu are two completely different people, mainly reflected in the choice of words and sentences, as well as various emoticons. Guan Wenjiu is calm, even if it is ambiguous in words, it is also true , breathing warm steam to the ears, while the little cousin is walking on the clouds, the cloud bar often changes shape, people walking on it are always worried about where they will be abducted, and occasionally a cloud will pierce, poof It rained with a bang.

After she said hello and bombarded her with a few circling emoticons, Ruan Bi knew that there was a change, and the little cousin kept asking for a video. Even if there is no way to fight in person now, it would be good to open a video to raise your eyes On the one hand, it also paid attention to someone's backing. Others can say good things to her brother, but the little cousin is not willing to hold back, so that Ruan Bi can hold several black histories of her brother in his hands, so that her brother Just knelt down and called her Your Lady Queen.

Comfortable to think about.

In fact, these stinky farts in childhood are related to my mother's many stories behind Guan Wenjiu and Ruan Bi's back. Besides, Guan Wenjiu blew himself up. The description is particularly graphic, especially when he is in a suit and leather shoes. Wetting the bed, talking about putting Mama Guan’s lipstick on her cheeks, or wearing a mosquito net, or drawing a mustache with a marker, just like Papa Guan.

So ugly, what should I do if I make my son ugly.

But these things were told to Ruan Bi in private, and after he finished speaking, he covered his mouth to tell Ruan Bi not to say what I said, otherwise the child would kill him with a sharp knife, and the thief would feel uncomfortable.

However, there were always a few times when Ruan Bi made a slip of the tongue. In order to keep Mama Guan, he had to pay the same price for the embarrassment of the teenager. In short, it was like a kid's competition to see who was more embarrassing.

For this, the two of them did a few rounds. Those who lost more had to do more housework, but most of them were tied. After all, Mama Guan and Mama Ruan never stayed in the United States. Yes, the photography skills of sows being able to climb trees, and the memories of the years of rolling their eyes and showing their nostrils,

Ruan Bi couldn't imagine what Guan Wenjiu would look like, so he desperately followed behind and asked, so that Guan Wenjiu would hide when he saw him in the past few days, playing around the sofa and chasing each other, and after a minute, there were too many people to follow. Watch the lively Da Ya and Wan Wan.

But the little cousin has another interest in talking about it. She is a copied version of Guan’s mother’s dictation and her own digestion. The details are exaggerated. The metaphor of a frog, and several parallel comparisons in a row, officially deepened the richness of emotion. Compared with what Mama Guan said, it was less true, but it still did not lose the artistic processing.

When the little cousin finished speaking, Ruan Bi had already drawn a simple ugly photo of Guan Wenjiu in the picture, and quietly showed it to Guan Wenjiu at night. He asked Ruan Bi very seriously: "Do you think I'm ugly?" gone?"

"Not ugly, not ugly!" Ruan Bi quickly kissed and hugged, signed the unequal treaty, and covered the work of bed sheets. In the end, a bed sheet was divided into two basins for washing. Ruan Bi.

On the day I met Guan Wenjiu's family, Ruan Bi always said that he couldn't breathe, and when he was in the car, he said he was bored, and his heart burned even when the air conditioner was turned on. Guan Wenjiu touched his hair, so he could only wait for the red light Give him a few words of comfort, Ruan Bi can still monitor Guan Wenjiu while driving and can't talk. I don't know if he is too nervous. It seems that he can only do these two things. No matter how Guan Wenjiu comforts him, None of these words really entered the other party's mind.

Afterwards, Ruan Bi said that it was like soap bubbles, which burst before reaching the ear.

When the time came early, Ruan Bi bent down and leaned on his legs, and hugged Guan Wenjiu's waist for a while and refused to let him go out. When I saw the face, I felt strangely distressed.

"Take it easy, huh? My eldest aunt and the others are fine."

Ruan Bi shook his head.

"Then why weren't you so nervous when you and my mother made a video?"

"How can it be compared? This is seeing a real person!" Ruan Bi buried in his waist and said sullenly.

"Here, think about it, didn't you buy a gift? You still want to give it to my sister. Wouldn't it be a pity not to give it yourself?"

He doesn't speak.

Guan Wenjiu stroked his back for a while, like a fallen leaf on the road, how pitiful, I don’t know who pulled it out, he thought for a while so pitifully, but said: "Won't I get up again and drag you out?"

Ruan Bi punched the man.

He got up obediently, and glared at him. Guan Wenjiu stroked his hair and rubbed his ear tips: "It's okay, the hair is fragrant, the face is smooth, and the clothes are clean, much more delicate than my sister."

"Be careful, I'll tell her." Ruan Bi was full of anger, and the tension eased a little. When he entered the box, he held his head high, Guan Wenjiu laughed, and thought that it would be nice if he still threw himself into his arms in fear?

But even if the word "fear" had been magnified and bolded on his face, Ruan Bi still did a good job on the surface, and his fingers were stirring his clothes. According to what he said afterwards, he didn't know what he said at all, he only remembered the light of the box It's very good, it smells good, and I wanted to ask others what it smelled like.

This is not a distraction, but can only rely on this to relieve the tension in the heart. Ruan Ni's face was tense all the way, watching the child with a hundred thousand points of energy, and the eyes of people focused, shining brightly. , and felt a few cuteness different from the past.

I just feel that there is more love--his hard work and spirit, and the way he takes it seriously, I really want to hug him, it doesn't matter if I'm afraid, I'm ready to see you another day.

He thinks this is the rogue nature of love. It should be a formal and important date, but because of the lover's condition, it becomes like a sesame seed falling on the roadside, invisible.

If Ruan Bi is really not ready, even if the eldest aunt has arrived, Guan Wenjiu can still look at his lover who has shrunk into a bird without changing his expression, and say something that he doesn't know is true or false.

In fact, Ruan Bi was afraid of returning home, so he was so excited that he not only took the lead, but Guan Wenjiu didn't even say a word. At present, it seems that the conversation is very happy. light.

Ruan Bi was stunned for a moment, then smiled at the little cousin, and he hesitated after talking for a while, and she didn't seem to be pretending to be capable and relaxed at all. The little cousin asked if he could take a look now, Ruan Bi seemed to be stopped by the question. , Guan Wenjiu held his hand under the table, feeling cold, and suddenly felt distressed, and said with a bluff, "I'll take it apart when I go home."

"Ah, it's okay... Let's take it apart."

The little cousin, the child, didn't look at her brother's face at all, Ruan Bi had already agreed, and even couldn't care less, Ruan Bi kept staring at it when it was being dismantled, and seemed unable to bear to look at it, imagining that he threw himself into his arms as usual, But with the eldest aunt here, I had no choice but to hold the man's hand instead, "What if she doesn't like it?"

"Press her head and like it." Just kidding, if you don't like it, you have to take it back and confess.

He almost looked at the little cousin unwrapping the gift with a cold light, the little cousin understood, praised this gift as unparalleled in the sky, wished to see it every day, put it on the bedside, and absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon.

This boast, Ruan Bi couldn't tell the truth from the fake, he just lowered his head in shyness, then he raised his tail, he was very happy, and he became active in eating, showing his true colors, if he didn't hold back, he might be killed by his little cousin Go away, and make an appointment to play fairy sticks somewhere during the summer vacation.

(Hurry up and update it. I haven’t saved the manuscript now, so it’s hard to update it. By the way, my friend sent me a website called Aifa, and registered a homepage