He gave me a rabbit

Ruan Bi listened to the store manager's cry while blowing his nose.The cause is a plate.The time is Chuxue, the store manager thinks that the days of Chuxue are good omens, and the relationship between her and her boyfriend is gradually warming up, and she often shows Ruan Bi a real love scene between men and women in the name of coming to take care of the only employee in the store. The store manager and her boyfriend acted with love and did not give an appearance fee.

Then on the day of the first snow, they decided to build a love nest for themselves-that is, to live together.Ruan Bi refused the store manager's invitation to go out and visit IKEA with them. He didn't have that wattage, so he felt that he was not competent.

He justly told her that it is better to go with his lover for this kind of thing. In order to make this person give up, he cited the above reasons. The store manager replied with a long series of ridicules, which came from the other end of the phone , into a real magic sound filling ears.

Ruan Bi blocked her and released her after two days.After releasing her, the store manager chased after her on the phone. After Ruan Bi answered, he heard the store manager crying and complaining that the other party was a big jerk for a few minutes, and then spent a few minutes expressing his actions to block her. condemnation.

Ruan Bi asked her if you want to break up.

The store manager said without thinking about it, how is it possible.

So what are you concerned about?Ruan Bi rolled his eyes helplessly.

The store manager was crying and yelling on the phone, saying that you don't understand, but he actually said that the blue plate is ugly, why is it ugly!

Ruan Bi was silent for a while, and glanced at the picture sent by the store manager. The picture showed two plates she took, one with peacock blue glaze and the other with crimson red glaze. There is no difference.

He tentatively asked if the plates were of the same style, and the store manager said yes.

Ruan Bi sighed and said, "Then are you in a hurry? Why are you fighting for the same thing? Are you fighting for an inheritance?"

The store manager said with great indignation: "No, this is not a simple issue! This is a matter of principle!"

"Then what's your principled question?" Ruan Bi asked along the way.

The store manager sniffled his nose, loudly.

"He doesn't know that I hate red! Red! I hate red the most!" The store manager yelled at the evil of red. The evil comes from when the store manager was a daughter, and the daughter of the neighbor next door was a deadly rival with her. The silent gunpowder lasted until high school. The two of them did not like each other. In the second year of high school, the legendary enemy pried away the boy she had a crush on, and the red color that the enemy loved became the medium for the store manager to vent his anger. , Since then, the store manager seems to have seen a class enemy for everything that has a red tinge.

The store manager told him about the gunpowder for more than ten minutes on his mobile phone, and explained in detail that when he saw the man walking past her with his new boyfriend in a demonstration, he still didn't forget to look back at her. The store manager couldn't swallow it. With this bad breath, I was as far away from this person as I was during the college entrance examination, and then I opened this store.

"So! How could he do such a thing!"

"Let's let go of red, it's difficult for others, you, this happened so many years ago, you still remember the boyfriend who was robbed, is it possible that you will still be blind during the Chinese New Year?"

The store manager said that the boy was dumped after three months.

Ruan Bi is happy, then you will bear the grudge until now.

The store manager replied that the boy was on two boats, and was chased by his brother to the alley and beat him up. He poked his own eyes, which just showed me the true face of this man.

Ruan Bi didn't ask her, is that the reason why he kept changing boyfriends later?Instead, you shouldn't hate her even more. If it weren't for her, would you still be able to recognize the true face of the scumbag?

The store manager still didn't listen, and emphasized the concept of natural enemies to him again.

Ruan Bi put his hand under Wanwan's stomach through the mobile phone - warm.

The store manager spoke dryly, and said to let her drink saliva to moisten her throat.

Ruan Bi heard the sound of the store manager's clothes rubbing and shuffling on the other end of the phone, and then there was a sudden rush of footsteps, and the store manager's voice shouted: "He called me!"

"What?" Ruan Bi looked at the phone, "Didn't you call me?"

"He called my landline!"

"Do you want to pick it up?" Ruan Bi asked her calmly.

The store manager took a few deep breaths and said, "I think according to the unwritten habit, I should pretend that I am very angry, and it is hard to answer the phone."

Aren't you already very angry?Ruan Bi sighed and said, "Then you try?"

"But I've already hung up three times?"

The store manager began to count his fingers, and Ruan Bi couldn't help shouting: "You pick it up! Pick it up! If you don't pick it up, we will break up!"

The store manager told him not to hang up, and ran all the way to answer the phone, Ruan Bi almost kept yelling at you, isn't it very happy!

After a while, the store manager hung up the phone, floated over to pick up the phone, and said, "Let me tell you, he agreed to buy the blue plate."

"What method did you use?"

"Me, me, I just told him about the grievances I suffered back then, and then he called me baby on the phone, saying that I was wrong, and I will never buy red ones again."

Ruan Bi held his breath and asked, "So you are reconciled?"

The store manager said yes.

Ruan Bi thought that the store manager must have used some evil magic to make the other party obey his words, "I wish you had said so earlier? Just for a plate!"

The store manager couldn't listen anymore, he was already humming a song and said that he was going on a date, so he went to buy the plates in the afternoon.

After Ruan Bi hung up the phone, he felt that the store manager was like a spider spirit, and his energy was exhausted.With a little effort, I took the emoji of Wanwan who had nothing to do at home and sent it to Moments, mocking the choice of the red plate and the blue plate. The red plate and the blue plate are destined by nature, you can’t separate them of.

After posting, Ruan Bi stroked Wanwan's hair as if the power went out.

The store manager will formally inform Comrade Ruan Bi that your paid vacation has been cancelled.Ruan Bi replied with a disdainful expression, turned around and downloaded the video of the Spring Festival Overture online, with festive red everywhere, and sent it to the store manager.

That night, Guan Wenjiu had just finished his operation, and he and Lao Yu were out to relax. Lao Yu was addicted to cigarettes, and secretly smoked in the yard behind the hospital. Guan Wenjiu needed coffee to refresh himself. His phone had been blinking for a day, and he opened the message to notify one by one. Elimination, when I saw the circle of friends, I took a second look, and saw Ruan Ni mocking the red plate and the blue plate, couldn't help laughing with his coffee in his mouth, but he didn't spit it out.

Guan Wenjiu opened the dialog box and asked him why the red plate and the blue plate could not be separated.

At this time, Ruan Bi was secretly taking pictures of Wanwan, and wanted to make an emoji package for it, and strive to become the first sister of the rabbit class. After seeing the news of Guan Wenjiu, he told him that it was because the red and blue were CPs.

Guan Wenjiu didn't understand, so he sent a question mark, Ruan Bi couldn't explain it, so he had to say it was a couple, I don't know if he understood, and then he disliked the store manager and her boyfriend a little, the wattage was brighter than his light bulb, brighter Through the roof, you can stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Guan Wenjiu asked you if you didn't take revenge?Ruan Bi said that I sent her the Spring Festival prelude, to celebrate it, followed by a moving picture of Vice Wanwan chewing a carrot indifferently. The carrot is made of P, like a piece of plastic.

Guan Wenjiu was happy just looking at the screen, usually he didn’t laugh out loud, but Old Yu felt that the iron tree was blooming, so he leaned over with a big face and asked why he was so happy, Guan Wenjiu put away the screen and put it back in his pocket, Old Yu rolled his eyes and sucked After taking the last breath, the nurse came to call them, and Lao Yu sprayed some breath freshener, blew on it with the wind, patted his shoulder and said back.

Guan Wenjiu sent a message to Ruan Bi saying that he was going to work overtime, and when he was free, Ruan Bi sent a moving picture of Wanwan holding his buttocks and going back to the nest, saying that I was going to sleep too.

Guan Wenjiu looked at the rabbit and felt that the ass was raised quite fat. Was it so meaty before?He was so confused, Lao Yu walked in front and asked him why he still didn't leave, Guan Wenjiu quickly called out his circle of friends and liked it.

This night, Guan Wenjiu and Lao Yu were on duty. Later on, there was basically no one in the hospital, and only the fluorescent light of the safety indicator light was left in the lobby on the first floor.

They usually prepare a dormitory when they are on duty. When Lao Yu can’t go home on duty, he likes to make video calls with his youngest daughter. Now that his youngest daughter is almost three years old, he has become a slave to his daughter.

The air conditioner in the dormitory was fully turned on, and there was no need to cover it with a thick quilt. When Guan Wenjiu came back, Lao Yu had just hung up the video. Seeing him like this, it was obvious that Lao Yu could relish tonight's conversation for several days.

Guan Wenjiu asked him why he was so happy today while opening the closet to change clothes.

Old Yu said: "Tiantian's birthday is coming, she just quarreled with me for a birthday present."

"Then have you decided what to give?" Guan Wenjiu asked.

"Well--" Lao Yu made a fool of himself, "Didn't you, godfather, think about what to give as a present?"

Guan Wenjiu replied: "The original book?"

Old Yu said fuck you.Then continue to struggle with gifts that you haven't thought of yet.

Guan Wenjiu took his clothes and took a quick shower, and Lao Yu took his mobile phone and asked him which one was better. Guan Wenjiu looked at the princess dresses in a row on the interface, but he couldn't tell which one was better, so he ordered one at random. Look at the color and feel good about yourself.

After Gongcheng retired, Guan Wenjiu leaned on the bedside to read a book, which happened to be the one bought in Ruan Bi's shop at that time. Lao Yu suddenly asked him where the previous bedside lamp went and why he changed it. Guan Wenjiu turned over the book. On one page, it said that the desk lamp was broken and I bought a new one.

Old Yu looked at it and said, "It doesn't feel as good as the last one."

Guan Wenjiu said yes?

After a while, Lao Yu asked him: "I said, we have known each other for almost ten years, right?"

Guan Wenjiu put down his book, and thought about the time since he was in college for almost ten years, "What's wrong?"

Lao Yu sighed and said: "We are old, we are already in our 30s, when you were my best man, I thought you would get married soon, but in the end, my second child is three years old, and you are still a widow , don't give birth to a milk doll called sister when my daughter is in her 20s!"

Guan Wenjiu said that of course you did it in a dream.

Old Yuchang snorted, and asked maliciously: "Brother Guan—do you—have any hidden illnesses?" He pointed obscenely at a certain part under the quilt of Guan Wenjiu.

Guan Wenjiu sneered: "Is there nothing to do after eating enough?"

Old Yu said, "Aren't I worried that you may not be useful to you!"

Guan Wenjiu was thinking about how to deal with this man, and Lao Yu didn't feel ashamed at all and panicked, "I remember when you took a bath in college, it was just the public bathhouse, good guy, a glimpse, it's comparable to mine , why haven’t you abducted someone to show us? If you really have something to hide, don’t hide it, we are a hospital, we will give you a discount if you are an acquaintance, and keep it secret.”

Guan Wenjiu spat out two words with a smile: "Fart."

Old Yu laughed, "I know you, I'm just kidding, but seriously, do you have someone you like?"

Guan Wenjiu was considering the chances of hanging him on the window.

Old Yu urged him again and again: "Speak! Tell me, brothers will give you advice, try to win it in three months!" Old Yu patted his chest.

Guan Wenjiu folded his hands and said, "Do you know what you look like now?"

"Matchmaker, I know! Don't brag!"

Guan Wenjiu spoke clearly, afraid that he might not be able to hear him, so he spoke extremely slowly, and Lao Yu could hear those two beautiful lips spit out the words that you are like hundreds of frogs by the pool in summer.

Old Yu suddenly felt that this was not a brother.

"And--" Guan Wenjiu paused, and Lao Yu pricked up his ears to listen carefully, "And the three months you mentioned are to me--"

"Too short?" Old Yu asked.

Guan Wenjiu didn't continue talking, smiled, and Lao Yu slapped the bed, "It's too long to help you! Just die of embarrassment!"

With a stare, Lao Yu felt his heart flutter. Tonight, there was a sad rift in the friendship between the two of them. He immediately turned off the light and lifted the quilt to sleep, leaving him a light in the bathroom.