He gave me a rabbit

What's it like in a college boys' dorm?

There will be a big brother who is a peacemaker and will wear earphones all day long, and the computer is his treasure. In the event of an earthquake, he can not wear clothes, but the computer must be worn, and there will be a person who does not wash socks. By the end of the term, the socks got knotted and mushrooms grew.

In any case, these people are shining brightly. For himself, Xiaoshi considers himself a boring person, he has no imagination, so he curled his lips at the golden wheat field in the poet's heart. He has no ambition, because Two-thirds of him is full of secular meaning, forcibly separated from the half of the students, stepping over the clear distinction between school and society, the old-fashioned welcome sound of convenience stores, blue boxes full of couriers, and the shopping center in the city center. flow of people.

This is probably a more decent job than a convenience store courier. There are only two scattered days, and I imagine myself as a leisurely person looking at the glass window, full of the smell of ink.

Not only the smell of ink, but also the candy wrappers of milk candy, which are placed outside the door and packed in bamboo baskets. Half of the candy that was lost before get off work every day went into the stomachs of two people.

Over time, this is not a simple, beautifully decorated bookstore, but a candy house, with a strangely shaped clock hanging on the wall, like a hippopotamus wagging its tail. The hippopotamus is very interested, leaving the back of the head like a doctor in the animal world.

As a dog, it rigorously observes a hippopotamus that is completely different in structure from itself, but in the end it has not come to any conclusions. It is only seen by the naked eye, and this hippopotamus seems to be much fatter than itself.

This is an extremely quiet candy house. The flow of time does not coincide with the noisy crowd, and the frequency of the vibration is also different. With a small stone on his waist, he took out a toffee from the bamboo basket. Today it is strawberry flavored, next time Maybe try chocolate.

He thought so, with a sense of belonging at ease.

Only here is different.

"What is it looking at today?"

"Maybe looking at the hippo's ass."

Ruan Bi squatted down, thinking about which book to put on it, whether it was a fat giraffe or a fish with hydrophobia.

"Where did you find the weird book?" Xiao Shi asked, Guan Wenjiu also asked the same question, on the first day Ruan Bi brought it back, he said a few words that night, which made Ruan Bi He felt that Guan Wenjiu was disgusting his taste.

It is true that Guan Wenjiu, who was somewhat disgusted, became immune to the fat giraffe on the cover after reading it for a few days, and even pointed to another book and asked, "Since it has decided not to live in water, what should it do?"

Ruan Bi answered as a matter of course: "Of course it lives in the air."

He ignored the feasibility of the event, as if it was a very common thing for this fish to develop scales that never dry out, and bring a transparent circular fish tank that transports oxygen and exhausts exhaust.

When the fish finally left the river that made it itchy and allergic, Guan Wenjiu, who was led by Ruan Bi to the limitless way of thinking, was vaguely congratulated, and he muttered that such fish would never enter the chopping board at home.

And Xiaoshi was quite disgusted with the fish with a transparent fish tank on the cover, curled his lips, Ruan Bi said that he really has no imagination.

"Have you bought a watch?"

Xiaoshi looked down and saw that the watch had been worn for a long time, and he vaguely had an answer in his heart, Ruan Bi touched the dial and nodded.

He thought, Ruan Bi was lying.

Xiao Shi thought to himself that this might be something he had to do, but the taste of trying to cover up the matter made people feel a little dull.

He himself, too, Xiaoshi thought to himself while folding the candy wrappers with a blank face, he created the image of a simple boy, full of the smell of carving soap and dust, and Ruan Yi saw his frayed cuffs Sometimes he would say something like this: "I remember this kind of thing was very popular this year." Then I had to find out the photos to show him. The day before yesterday—just the day before yesterday, Ruan Bi gave him the rice dumplings made by Ruan's mother, one by one. They were so plump, they were strung together and hung at the door for several days, one would be given away to every person who came, and the rest would be given to Xiaoshi.

Ruan Bi smiled and said that his family was much better, and he couldn't let it go.

Xiao Shi, who was touching the zongzi, opened his mouth and said loosely, "My mother did this for me before."

This is probably the first time Xiaoshi mentioned his home. Ruan Bi was doing things, but Xiaoshi knew that he was waiting for the next one, which made Xiaoshi relax a little. move.

Thinking about it this way, he got to know Ruan Bi again. This is an extremely lucky person. He knew from the first day that after realizing that this young man in front of him had done shocking things, Ruan Bi That kind of luck is very special. For example, the stars in the sky are all the same, but there is one that has the brilliance of colorful clouds, which is unmatched by others. In the dark blue sky, it takes away the light of other stars. passed.

His feelings for Ruan Bi fluctuated with the pointer on the balance. On the first day, he was envious, on the second day he hated it, and on the third day he felt pretty good, like a huge drum washing machine, buzzing, today——today is Think this guy is something like my candy house, special.

Ruan Bi asked him, "Did you go home during the Dragon Boat Festival?"

Xiao Shi propped his chin and said: "Well, go home, it's a holiday, I'm homesick."

No, I don't want to go home.

Xiaoshi on the opposite side replied from the bottom of his heart.

"Then..." Ruan Bi turned to look at him, "I will give you a red envelope, and you will get a small bonus during the holidays."

Xiaoshi nodded cooperatively, just give the money, he sincerely.

"Take some zongzi back for my aunt and uncle to taste. I remember you are from the north? I don't know if the taste suits you."

Xiaoshi said: "It doesn't matter. I often tell my parents that you take good care of me, so why would you dislike me?"

No, he didn't say that.His parents didn't know how express delivery was done at all, and they probably thought that everyone in a big city even had their meals remotely controlled.

It seems like being here is one of them.

"What about you? Are you going back for the Dragon Boat Festival?"

"Well, I will definitely go back."

"Oh, that's great." So will that person go back with him?

Today, Xiaoshi has a lot of curiosity about him out of thin air.

"Ah... It's time to get off work." Xiaoshi said, he said it on purpose, seeing Ruan Bi looking at his watch frequently, he guessed if that person was coming?Dating?

Ruan Bi really said: "Yes, I will leave early later."

Then Xiaoshi would tease him along the way: "Don't go on a date, spend the night."

"Where?" Ruan Bi pursed her lips.

Wow - cheating again.Xiaoshi watched coldly, Ruan Bi's eyes were red, like a woman waiting in a castle day and night, at this moment the lover will step on the moonlight, step over the overgrown weeds, and come to the cold rock wall, when the time comes, stretch out a rope, Only to the soles of the feet, until the sun of the second day, will leave.

Not long after, the man came.

Xiaoshi looked at the man who didn't come in, but was waiting by the side of the road, and thought coldly—doctor?professor?lawyer?In short, it's just an elite, and from the corner of the eye, Ruan Bi has jumped up to pack his things, his smile can't be suppressed, his steps seem to be flying, and there is a dog, Xiaoshi concludes that the two live together.

When Ruan Bi said that I was leaving first, Xiao Shi's friend also came.

He passed by Ruan Bi, and Ruan Bi could no longer tolerate other people in his eyes, only the person standing by the side of the road, raising his figure, although he was reserved when he approached.

His friend Ding Ling walked over, Xiao Shi frowned: "Do you have more pierced ears?"

Friends say handsome, right?Wearing several skeletons, he wished his ears would be swollen.

Add to this the smell of smoke, poor quality hairspray.

"Stay away." Xiao Shi said.

"Hey, I'm afraid the smell will spoil your books." The friend was so angry, Xiao Shi finally figured out why he still called him a friend. In society, being a hooligan, living in a slum, scratching your butt and spitting is more suitable to be your friend.

Moreover, friends are getting deeper and deeper in this quagmire, for example, on the road in the middle of the night when no one is around, smashing wine bottles, opening their shirts, revealing their skinny bodies, occasionally encountering women walking late at night, wishing to kiss their skirts Bottom whistle.

Such a contemptuous mood made Xiaoshi feel more comfortable.His evaluation of his friends is higher than that of Ruan Bi every day.

My friend scratched his waist, picked up the fish on the cover, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No way.

Then spit.

So disgusting.

Xiaoshi is dissatisfied, my friend is provocative and dissatisfied, I will wipe it off for you.After speaking, wipe the saliva away with the sole of the slippers.

Gone.The friend said, throwing the book back.

He remembered that when Ruan Bi got the book, his nose was a little sweaty, and he touched the cover shinyly. He pointed to the stupid cover and said that the fish was cute.

Xiaoshi took a mop, hit his friend's waist a few times, and dragged the dirty ground a few times.

"Don't fucking move around." The friend shouted, and looked down on Xiaoshi's behavior, and stood beside him shaking his legs.

"Hey - this is really rich."

"It's just a bookstore."

"That's money too. It's not as rich as our poor brothers and sisters. This is the city center, and you can't open it without a little money." The friend said firmly, and then touched here and looked there.

Xiaoshi also likes money, but he will earn it, even washing dishes.Friends also like money, but they like to pull their wallets and get something for nothing.

The friend said again: "It's really rich."

"By the way, I remember that the owner of the bookstore is a female owner? Is she hot or not? What about this? Huh?" The friend scratched her chest obscenely.

Xiaoshi ignored him and continued to mop the floor. This guy made the candy house dirty.

The friend rolled his eyes, clicked his tongue, grabbed a handful of candies, stuffed one into his mouth, and spat it on the ground, scolding it for being so sweet.

Xiaoshi looked at the sticky candy stained with saliva, and without looking up, he kicked his friend's calf and said, "Pick it up."

"It's a force." The friend casually picked it up and threw it into the trash can.

Seeing that Xiaoshi was really angry, he didn't understand why there was such annoyance about such a small matter, so he was idling by, watching Xiaoshi rubbing the piece nervously, and when he got bored, he casually found a topic: "The one who just went out is your colleague?"

"what happened?"

"Tsk tsk." The friend shook his head, "The two of you will be left after the female boss leaves. If I don't worry about it, I think your colleague is being taken care of by the female boss, you little boy, huh, otherwise, how can you keep the shop open?" Leave it to him."

Xiao Shi was too lazy to argue with him, and laughed in his heart, this is really not a dirty deal, it is extremely innocent, so he said: "Is it up to you if he likes it?"

Seeing that Xiaoshi didn't object, my friend became more and more convinced that he couldn't control his mouth, and the more he said, the more outrageous he said, and he also blamed his usual nonsense on others. The world revolves according to the rules he is accustomed to. , there will never be another choice.

"Think about it, too. But if you have money, you can't get enough money to support a man. You spend it lavishly."

"Okay." Xiaoshi was annoyed, "I'll be fine soon, so please stop talking."

The friend snorted, said he had a headache, went outside, grabbed a handful of candy outside, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, rolled one down, and he picked it up too.