He gave me a rabbit

The store manager said: "Let's go eat roast duck! You treat me!"

"You can eat it, you..." Ruan Bi glanced at the shop manager who had drunk three bowls of porridge. Xiao Liang and him blinked at each other. If you want to rip me off, you know if you want to rip me off!"

"Bring me the wallet!" The store manager spread his hand in front of Ruan Bi with a click.

The store manager said, "Shall I open it?" Ruan Bi waved his hand in disgust.

Like a gopher digging a hole, trying to find something inside, "Bank card!" The store manager took out one and asked, "Do you have any money?"

"I have money." Ruan Bi looked towards the ceiling.

"Okay!" The store manager slammed the table, "Hey—it hurts!" She hurriedly blew, and Ruan Bi looked at her like a fool.

The store manager patted Xiaoliang on the shoulder and said, "We'll use this card to eat roast duck!"

Ruan Bi spread his hands: "Okay, it's all yours, you can give it to you."

"I don't have any money? Do you want me to give it?" The store manager said arrogantly, which reminded Ruan of the game of whack-a-mole. The cunning store manager went from one hole to another, only poking out its head. No one could hit her on the head with a hammer, so she used her die to mock those who were exhausted by her anger.

The store manager did what he said, and made a reservation with his mobile phone.

Arrived at the downstairs garage - the only little Beetle that was agreed to be left for the store manager to drive.

Ruan Bi looked at the two lights and said, "It's pretty cute."

"It's ugly." The store manager replied, she wanted something tall, rough, restrained, and very flamboyant in her heart.

Is your driving skill worthy of a rough, restrained, cool car?Ruan Bi questioned her request.

The store manager asked back: "Do you drive?"

"Are you stupid? I don't have a driver's license." Ruan Bi said.

"Yeah, I also don't have a driver's license."

Ruan Bi clicked his tongue, and finally Xiao Liang said softly: "Then I have a driver's license..."

After a moment of silence, the manager respectfully sent the man to the driver's seat.

Xiao Liang was a little apprehensive, she turned around while holding the steering wheel and asked, "I'm really here? You..." She couldn't explain what she said, and finally said, "You need to put on your seat belt."

The store manager and Ruan Bi quickly put on their seat belts.

Xiaoliang breathed a sigh of relief, her driving skills were not very good, especially in the rainy weather, the weaver continued to weave, and the small silks continued to fall, falling on the rear window into diagonal lines, embroidery needles, falling on the The front windows became pearls, dew on the tip of leaves.

It took them more than an hour to find the point, during which Xiaoliang turned in the wrong direction, so he dropped the car and drove back.

Rain and fog usually appear together, and finally turn into cold air.

It's so cold.Xiaoliang thought, but her heart was warm.

The roast duck restaurant was in line, they sat down after taking the number, Xiao Liang was caught in the middle, the store manager tilted his body, leaned on Xiao Liang's shoulder, and poked Xiao Liang at the same time, Xiao Liang seemed to understand something, half of it Try the same thing, leaning on Ruan Bi's shoulder, forming two parallel slashes.

Bearing the weight of the slashers, Ruan Bi frowned at first, but then he obediently acted as a pillar, at least not being able to crook the lower beam and the upper beam.

After waiting for a while before entering the store, the store manager ordered a whole roast duck with fruit wood. When it was served, it was cut into slices and neatly stacked on a red clay tray. The noodle skin, the remaining duck bones are used to make soup, delicious and greasy, a whole big casserole, warm on the table, the manager pours vegetables, duck blood, and Longkou vermicelli into it.

Ruan Bi drank soup before eating, and scooped a bowl for Xiao Liang. When he came, he felt that the ferry was slow and seasick. Everyone was a turtle in his eyes, carrying a heavy shell. He passed through one by one, counting Unclear traffic lights, the sound of horns, and the sound of rain, but in the end when he reached the end of the time that was shorter than expected, he stopped talking.

Xiaoliang said thank you.

The store manager pushed his bowl cheekily, and when Ruan Bi turned to her, the store manager smiled more gently than ever.

"Help me get a bowl too."

The voice was so sweet that Ruan Bi scooped up a bowl as if driving a cow, but the store manager was dissatisfied and said that there was no meat and wolfberry.

Ruan Bi said coolly: "It's just a piece of meat, it's all bones, do you want to eat it?"

The store manager snorted secretly, and the taste made her squint her eyes.

The owner of the roast duck restaurant gave a plate of fruit as a gift, and the waiter greeted the store manager with a smile, which made the store manager stick out his tongue in embarrassment, and quickly pushed the fruit plate away.

Xiao Liang asked Ruan Bi: "What's the matter with the store manager?"

Ruan Bi glanced at the embarrassing boss nonchalantly, even a soft eye knife couldn't stop him.

"Our boss...is amazing."

The store manager narrowed his eyes threateningly, but Ruan Bi wasn't afraid, after all, he wasn't the drowned mouse.

He quickly whispered in Xiaoliang's ear: "When she breaks up in love, she will come here to eat roast duck. Everyone knows her, and they probably think she has lost love again. The old rules, give her some fruit to make up for it." Tears, stop crying."

Xiao Liang suddenly realized.

The store manager stretched out a straight hooked foot under the table. How could Ruan Bi not guess her virtue, and precisely avoided her foot, letting her kick it on the table, gnashing her teeth for a while.

"Later I told her, don't torture the roast duck, the roast duck is so pitiful."

Xiao Liang laughed out loud, and the store manager finished the soup in one gulp, and poured the crispy roasted duck skin that Ruan Bi liked most into the soup pot.

Ruan Bi glanced at the pot, only to see the roasted duck skin poured into the soup like a goddess, and gradually sank, losing its crispness.

Lazy to care about, this little trick is commonplace for Ruan Bi, if he cares about it, he will fight with each other, if he doesn't care about it, the store manager kicked the iron plate by himself, and it will stop after a while.

The store manager suddenly shouted: "Bring the wine!"

"What wine?" the waiter asked.

"Ice, cold beer! Get five bottles first!"

The waiter remembered it, and turned back to the counter and asked, "Is this an upgrade? Who will send her away when she's drunk?"

The counter replied: "Isn't there someone around?"

The waiter looked back and said meaningfully: "You don't understand, I see Xuan."

The cold beer was on the table, and the lid was opened after swiping a few times. The store manager said, "No one is allowed to leave."

Fill up each person's cup first, and then dry it first with your head up, leaving a mouth full of foam, so Xiao Liang and Ruan Bi had to follow suit. When it was empty, they filled it up again. The store manager said, "Drink! Drink hard!"

Ruan Bi said I was going to and from the bathroom.

Going to the counter with the eyes of the store manager, "Excuse me."

He was a little helpless, "If we can't do it and get drunk, please contact this gentleman for help."

The counter took the phone number of the manager's boyfriend, looked at the table over there, and said sympathetically, "Sir, don't worry."

Ruan Bi smiled, and the store manager appeared from behind like a shadowless person, "Where do you want to go—"

This trick can't scare people, Ruan Bi slapped her face with a palm, and brought her back.

The teller shook his head from behind: "Hey - I have to work overtime with the boss, poor."

After returning home, the store manager asked him to punish himself with three cups, and Ruan Bi also suffered.

Covering his hot face, Ruan Bi drank nonchalantly, and Xiao Liang didn't let go of it, but then the alcohol got stronger, and because he had a drink in a hurry before, Xiao Liang, who was overwhelmed by the alcohol, broke down. Some couldn't hold it back, and began to ooze tears, crying and laughing like a cat, but seemed to be a little conscious, and wiped away the tears halfway through crying, but this caused a chain reaction to the store manager, she saw Xiao Liang crying It's like putting a banana in an apple, which stimulates the ripening of the alcohol, and the fruity aroma is so sweet that she couldn't hold herself back and shed tears.

Ruan Bi shook her head, looked for napkins everywhere, wiped tears with one hand, and the store manager said she was going to blow her nose, Ruan Bi grabbed two and twisted them on her nose, Xiao Liang also looked longingly at the fatherly Ruan Ni, Ruan Ni grabbed two sheets and covered her nose, listening to her blowing a big snot.

After the snot was finished, the two of them hugged their heads again. The store manager remembered that there was still some beer left, and the beer was filled up immediately. The two wine glasses touched in the air, and they tilted their necks, poured another glass, and continued to pour it clean.

After drinking a few glasses, Xiao Liang retched a little, and still poured it into his mouth. When he poured it into his mouth, the wine glass turned a corner, and Ruan Bi quickly went to his own cup to drink for her. Xiao Liang said strangely: "My Where's the wine?"

Ruan Bi covered his mouth and said, "You drank."

Xiao Liang imitated the words: "I drank it."

The store manager said: "Keep drinking!"

When it was full again, Ruan's head was about to hurt, and he wished that the manager's voice would be kicked out to stop it, but it's a pity that the manager is a thief, so he doesn't get drunk easily, and when he is drunk, he is quiet and very civilized.

Each of them drank another cup, remembering to pick up the green vegetables. Xiao Liang ate the green vegetables, but before he swallowed them, he turned to Ruan Bi, "Ruan Bi, you have to forgive me."

"You should forgive me. I'm sorry to make you have such an unpleasant thing."

Xiao Liang glanced at it quietly, handed the wine glass in front of him, and said vigorously, "Drink! I will believe you after drinking it, and forgive me."

Ruan Bi quickly took a sip and drank it. After drinking a cup, his brain was burned.

Xiaoliang was crying by himself, stammering a drink, crying while looking at Ruan Bi, not forgetting to swallow it down, the shop manager was also crying, and came over and said, "How about me, the shop assistant? You don't know, when I break up in love He likes to make trouble, just this guy, who is ordered around by me, friend of women!"

She patted Ruan Bi on the shoulder, with great strength, Ruan Bi grabbed the wine glasses of the two and drank them for them.

The girls were already unconscious, looking at the dangling wine glasses and disappearing.

The soup was boiled dry, Ruan Bi turned off the fire, and his eyes were swollen. He just said hello, and the shop manager's boyfriend had received the news and was rushing over in the rain.

Fearing that these two people would not change their minds, Ruan Bi finished the beer first, and poured what he couldn't drink into the pot, and drank until tears flowed, sour and choking.

One on the left and one on the right, they were all leaning on Ruan Bi. When the store manager's boyfriend rushed over, Ruan Bi had a fit of alcohol and couldn't stand upright.

"Are you okay?" The boyfriend circled the store manager. Seeing that Ruan Bi's face was not very good, Ruan Bi shook his head slightly and said that he was fine. He was a little sober after being blown down by the wind, cold and dizzy, and supported the sleeping trabecular Go to the parking lot.

"You all stay at my house today. It's inconvenient to go back today. It saves you from rushing back and forth."

Ruan Bi nodded, and when he put the store manager on the passenger seat, he kissed his boyfriend with his mouth smoked with alcohol, talking about Big Apple.

After coaxing for a while, I got into the car.

Xiao Liang was already fast asleep, and was extremely well-behaved.

Ruan Bi rubbed his head, mixed up and up, thinking about Guan Wenjiu, thinking about Da Ya, thinking about Wanwan, thinking about the neon lights floating past, thinking about falling raindrops, mixed together, rubbed together, and it started to hurt hotly.

After getting out of the car, the boyfriend Gu couldn't take care of him, and the store manager started to grope again. Ruan Bi carried Xiao Liang on his back and waited for a while, but the boyfriend was sweating all over himself, so he just rushed to ask someone to come in quickly.

Ruan Bi pressed his belly and asked, "Where are you sending it?"

Boyfriend said wait a minute.

After finally stuffing the store manager into the quilt, I tidied up the guest room, barely able to sleep, and covered Xiao Liang with the quilt, and my boyfriend was anxious to see the store manager next door.

After a while, he came out in a state of embarrassment, with a few lipstick marks on his face and saliva on his face.

"Excuse me……"

Ruan Bi shook his head quietly, sitting on the sofa, his boyfriend asked him: "Are you okay?"

"No, I'll sleep on the sofa tonight, so go and take care of the store manager."

"Are you really okay?" The boyfriend hesitated, Ruan Bi bent over and looked at his feet.

"It's okay, just give me a quilt."