He gave me a rabbit

He said he didn't care, but in fact it was like a boiling pot, scorched, and bubbles splashing out rustlingly.When Wanwan fell asleep, he would harass Da Ya. Every time Da Ya closed his eyes, Ruan would wake him up. Finally, Da Ya couldn't help but fart him, and the intimate couple next door could hear him yelling. With a sound and a trembling all over, the girlfriend stared and shouted: "You are so weak!"

There was another quarrel, and Ruan Bi, who was smoked by the smelly fart, had already fallen asleep.

"Let me tell you, Da Ya farted again yesterday!"

He talked to Guan Wenjiu in the car.

"Have a bad stomach?"

Ruan Bi curled his lips: "No, it deliberately retaliated. It stinks to death." Da Ya's fart was unbearable, and he woke up in the morning to lick his teeth and slept soundly.But Ruan Bi still feels that his hair still smells of fart.

Guan Wenjiu asked with a smile: "Retaliation, what did you do to it?"

Ruan Ming hesitated, not saying that he harassed Heichai to sleep and annoyed the dog.

He changed the subject and said, "Why did Mr. Guan come so early?"

"Get up early, so I don't want to go to bed." Guan Wenjiu looked at the road ahead, "By the way, I remember that you are going to move to another place when spring begins. Have you decided when to move?"

Ruan Bi said: "The store manager hasn't decided yet, and I feel like she's forgotten about her boyfriend every day. Why did you remember to ask this?"

Guan Wenjiu smiled and said: "Because I think if you move to the city center, you will probably be closer to me. I also want to say that if there is an exact time, I can go nearby first to see what is delicious. Yes, then I can't go to eat with you, you can go alone, eat enough, and have the strength to work in the afternoon, right?"

"What..." After the words, Ruan Bi didn't know what to do. He floated out of the window and said, "What you like may not necessarily be what I like. Just like you like fish, I won't eat it." of."

"It's nothing bad, I eat fish and you eat other things."

Ruan Bi lowered his head and pressed his face, it was hot again, and said angrily: "Mr. Guan, watch the road and drive, I won't talk to you anymore, so as not to distract you."

Guan Wenjiu said yes.

After getting out of the car, Guan Wenjiu called him to stop, and Ruan Bi bent down slightly, listening to him ask where to eat at noon.

Ruan Bi thought for a while and said, "It's fine for Mr. Guan to decide, I don't have any ideas. Just don't have onion, ginger and garlic in the dish."

"That's good. I'll give you news when the time comes."

Ruan Bi made a gesture, wanting him to go to the hospital quickly, don't waste the time, when he heard oh yo, the store manager had seen the movement at the door a long time ago, and Liu Hai stomped out with a curling iron and made a strange sound , winking, Guan Wenjiu has a good temper, so he got out of the car naturally to say hello.

Ruan Bi rolled his eyes towards the sky and asked, "Is there a vast ocean in your mind?"

"Hey, swearing is quite cultured."

Ruan Bi was unmoved and said: "Where, the sea is vast and boundless, and the products are abundant. I am complimenting you."

The store manager gave a middle finger: "Do you think I don't understand! Be careful, I'll let someone beat you up!"

Ruan Bi snorted, "Come on, hit as soon as you hit, beat your boyfriend to pieces!"

"Get out!" The shop manager glared at him, and then greeted with a smile, "Long time no see, Dr. Guan. It's really troublesome for you to see off our family. It's always troublesome for you. This kid won't grow up."

Hypocrisy - Ruan Bi cursed in his heart.

Guan Wenjiu also said haha, greeted a few words, and sent it away with a few words, and after a while, Ruan Bi interrupted, saying that he disliked the store manager for wasting time, waiting for the watcher to drive away Finally, the store manager unceremoniously twisted his arm, and Ruan Bi slapped him back, saying, "What's wrong! You're a bully!"

"Why should I be ashamed! Look at you, with a bright face, don't tell me that you know me!"

"Crazy you." Ruan Bi replied, entered the door at the same time, and started to babble about who was the first. The owner of the porridge shop next door squatted at the door, narrowed his eyes and said like an old fairy: "Does it look like two mice fighting?"

"Why don't you say like a cat?"

"The cat is so cute, they are not cute anymore... Hey yo yo yo ears!"

The owner of the porridge shop wailed and threw it to the door in embarrassment, but was caught by his wife and muttered: "The shop is so busy, why are you still being lazy! Do you still want pocket money!"

"Take it easy, take it easy!"

Then the owner of the porridge shop stared at the two people who were already looking at the door without competing, and waved his hands like chasing away mice: "Go, go, children do not look at evil!"

"I'm a mouse who can't understand human speech." Ruan Bi was expressionless.

The store manager snapped the picture, "Mouse No. [-] took your jade photo, but it also can't understand human speech."

The owner of the congee shop jumped up angrily: "Since it's a mouse, why don't you use a cell phone!"

Ruan Bi waved it proudly: "We are wise mice!"

Two mice entered the door sweeping their long tails, and the owner of the porridge shop spat, wishing that the door would catch their tails behind them.

The two gleefully lay on the glass and watched the owner of the porridge shop being dragged in. The shop manager said, "He is the big mouse, the big mouse with whiskers, and black all over."

The store manager turned around and spread it on her beanbag sofa, then screamed, her bangs were curled over the head, looking like a sandwich, Ruan Bi pointed at her and smiled, shaking like a sieve A lot of flour.

The store manager greeted Liu Hai with the spray again, and said, "Are you happy?"

Ruan Bi hummed, and the store manager snorted: "Spring, everything is recovering, and it's the mating season again..."

"Shut up, you..."

"Hey, I have something to tell you. I'm probably getting married."

Marriage—a rare and common thing, the store manager told Ruan Bi in a very flat and unimportant tone, Ruan Bi tilted his head and asked, "You call this a flash marriage?"

"What a flash marriage, let's applaud for love!"

"What about your store? Don't you want to move to the city center?"

"So—" the store manager turned around, "Maybe I will leave it to you temporarily until I get married."

Ruan Bi immediately shook his head: "I won't accept your stall."

"Don't panic." The store manager reassured, "I won't abandon you."

Ruan Bi rolled his eyes back.

The store manager asked again: "Does your mother know about you and Dr. Guan?"

"Well... I haven't said yet."

"Then why don't you say it?"

"Well... although my mother said she didn't mind, but...how could it be so easy to say it." Ruan Bi sighed, and the store manager also understood, but with her temperament, she fell in love and wanted to help a big speaker, circulating in the city center every day Broadcasting, the silly father who dotes on his daughter once did it, bought it for a whole week, congratulations to XX students with XXX points in the college entrance examination, and so on, so it often gives people the illusion that the men around her send away flowers and come again like flowing water .

This is also the deepest reason for her enmity with her mortal enemy. The boy she had a crush on thought she was a playful woman because of this. In the end, the store manager was young and energetic, and asked someone to stop the boy and beat him up, and then beat up a girl. The title of hooligan, since then she has been sworn to death with that mortal enemy, breathing the same piece of air feels like eating smog, and she wants to chew off her name before going to bed.

"But since your mother said so, it's better than killing it with one bite, right? I saw that your parents didn't seem like people who talk about it before. Is it possible that you just think it's fun, and you can find a reason to kill it in the future? kicked away?"

"How is it possible!" Ruan Bi replied, and the store manager said, "Then just say it, it's fine."

The store manager advised a few words, Ruan Bi bit his lip, bowed his head and fiddled a few times, the store manager said beside him: "Xiao Liang also brought her boyfriend to meet her parents, and she is said to be very lucky, better than mine. Fortunately, I see her every day now, her face is like a red apple, covered with honey. I have also met her boyfriend a few times, he is quite handsome, but not as handsome as my family! Hey——by then, will it be Plus you have another multi-person date?"

The shop manager's eyes flashed, Ruan Bi felt that the chances were not high, now Ruan's mother called, the shop manager frowned and said to answer it quickly.

Ruan Bi pressed the call button, and before he had time to talk to Ruan's mother, he took a few mouthfuls happily.

"Mom—you..."

"Don't talk! I haven't had time to be happy, let me go around a few times!"

"Don't be so excited..."

"Your mother, I'm so happy!" Ruan's mother squinted her eyes, like a girl eating apple candy, Ruan's father pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, but Ruan's mother pushed him away with a slap.

"You told your mother like this, are you going to be ready?"

"Hmm..." Ruan Ruan twisted his fingers, and he didn't say that Ruan's mother had also sensed one of the signals. If her son was in front of her, she would want to rub his head, soft hair, like the first time when she was a child. When he was learning to walk, he staggered and looked back at Ruan's mother. Ruan's mother shook her hand, rejecting the little Ruan's turning back. She drove him forward. After a while, he was able to walk, and then he was able to run with his legs. Mother Ruan found that he rarely looked back, and he would not look at her with his nose full of snot. .

Think about it, maybe in the future he will blow his nose and bubbles at another person, like when he was a child, crying and grabbing the corner of Ruan's mother's skirt.

"That's great, next time I have a chance to bring him over for dinner.

"Yeah." Ruan Bi responded, "Mom...don't you ask me anything else? Don't you...don't you have any other uncomfortable emotions?"

"Why?" Ruan's mother was puzzled, "I feel uncomfortable because he treated you badly, he hurt you, and your respectful mother will definitely pluck his feathers! Turn him into a bald chicken! "

This made Ruan Bi laugh, and her eyes became sore when she smiled, so she had to continue laughing. Mother Ruan seemed to be unaware, humming a song in a circle, and happily said that I died.

The store manager turned around and put his head in front of him, "Huh? Are you crying?"

Ruan Bi stared, not saying that he was crying, but after holding back the tears for a while, he lowered his head quickly, and more tears fell down and jumped onto his pants.

Ruan Bi sniffed, but the store manager didn't laugh at him, and handed him a napkin, watching him wipe his eyes indiscriminately.

"It's like your pills...you can use these eyes to see your doctor Guan at noon?"

"Where is it red?"

The store manager showed him the makeup mirror, the red nose and red eyes, the more itchy he rubbed, the store manager gave him eye drops to make it better.

Later, when Guan Wenjiu really asked, Ruan Bi covered his eyes and said, "I ordered some eye drops, which are very spicy."