How to hug a bunny

([-]) I got into a fight with you

"I think we need to prepare more fillings." Ding Yi moved his neck, "The business has been quite good recently, and there is not enough to sell every time."

"That's because of our craftsmanship!" Qiu Zifei blinked his big eyes twice. He is 168 cm tall, has soft fluffy hair, a straight nose and a rosy mouth. This is the standard configuration of OMEGA.

"It's my craftsmanship," Ding Yi replied blankly. He looked down at his height of 181 and his rather strong body, and suddenly felt disgust in his chest, "You are just a noodle maker."

"What did you say?" Chou Zifei gritted his teeth and flew over, "Tell me again, is it because Dad can't carry a knife?"

Ding Yi flashed swiftly, and frowned his rather fierce long eyebrows, "You have such a virtue, you have bullied me since you were a child."

"Who bullied you! I'm protecting you, don't you understand? Is it me who grew up like a bear and was excluded? Is it me? Is it me? Is it me?" Qiu Zifei continued to attack while yelling, but the big man in front of him hid without a trace.

When Ding Yi heard him talking about the past, he stopped talking, because that was the eternal pain in his heart. Among the cute OMEGAs like little sheep, he really existed like a bear. The most terrible thing was that he just grew up. He looks scary, but his temper is so soft that he is the only one who loves to cry in the entire OMEGA Nursery School. He is a big, straight man, with a loud voice, and he has to cry several times a day...

The two fought and fought, and returned to the rental house near the school after a while. In order to save money, Ding Yi and Qiu Zifei did not rent two rooms and one living room, but chose one room and one living room. The simple bed frame, the bed above the desk below, is the same as D, but it is a low-end version of the dormitory for two, anyway, they are all OMEGA, living together since childhood, there is nothing to avoid.

"Are you really going to declare war with Qing Cang?" Qiu Zifei took off the T-shirt that had become sticky from sweating, revealing his porcelain-white delicate upper body.

"I don't know," Ding Yimu replied honestly, "I don't want to cause trouble either."

"Then swallow your anger," Qiu Zifei smiled mockingly, "We're used to it anyway."

Ding Yi flirted with him, stopped talking, and took off his shirt. Although his skin was fair, he was obviously much stronger than Qiu Zifei.

Qiu Zifei stared at him, squinting his eyes, "You said it would be great if you were Alpha, we can make a couple."

Ding Yi was unmoved, turned around and turned on the computer, "Even if I were ALPHA, I wouldn't like you."

"Fuck you!" Chou Zifei kicked his stool with a smile. The next second, he seemed to think of something, and his expression became a little heavy. "San'er, we are 20 this year, and we can delay it for a few more years."

Ding Yi didn't speak, and still sat quietly, but the lit screen made his handsome face a bit hideous.

Who knows how many more years it will take?Ding Yi didn't know, and Chou Zifei didn't even know.With the advancement of science and technology, the drugs for delaying OMEGA's estrus period have been improved time and time again. However, the latest clinically known case is 22 years old, but who can guarantee that Ding Yi and Qiu Zifei will also be lucky enough to persist until that time? .

"I don't want to be like mating," Chou Zifei said in a low voice, "If we don't find a partner, we will be hugged by strange men in an institution. I don't want that..."

"Don't think about it," Ding Yi drank a cigarette, "Maybe you will meet tomorrow."

"Encounter?" Qiu Zifei sneered, "Will ALPHA have true feelings?"

"meeting."

"Do you believe it?"

"letter."

Qiu Zifei glanced at the back sitting firmly like a mountain, was silent for a few seconds, and then said in a teasing tone as usual, "I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'm going to find my cute little apprentice."

Ding Yi also logged into the game account, he is still in the state of rushing to the street at the resurrection point, everything is the same as yesterday, but the only person guarding him is Qing Cang Yijian.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: ...

[Nearby] Qing Cang strikes a sword: surprise!

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: What exactly do you want?

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: You messed with me first.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: You kill me first.

[Nearby] Qing Cang's sword:?

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: I was watching a play in the sea of ​​flowers, you killed me, and I sneaked up on you.

So that's the case, Feng Yiqing raised one corner of his mouth, that little Feihua who talked cheaply in the sea of ​​flowers was actually him.

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: You laughed at me first and hurt my young heart. I hesitated again and again, and I was so angry that I killed the killer.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Fart!You rushed over without stopping for a second, and hesitated again and again!Liar!

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: I want to ask you a question.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Say

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: Aren't we friends, why do we still use the nearby channel.

Ding Yi's typing hand paused for a moment, then he called up the friend interface, and chose to delete to confirm, neat and tidy, just so domineering, who told "Xianmo" to delete friends in one direction, as long as one party deletes, the other party's friends will also disappear automatically .

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Not anymore.

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: Hey, you are so cruel.

[Nearby] Xiao Huamiao: Damn it! ! ! !What did I see! ! !The Great God Qing Cang is actually buzzing in the near chat channel!

Hearing this, Ding Yi looked at the screen, and there happened to be a little Lolita Feihua passing by, standing in front of Qing Cang Yijian, looking up, I have to say that the height difference between Chengnan and Lolita is quite cute.

Qing Cang looked at the little man with the bun in front of him with a sword, and slowly squatted down. Just when the little loli was expecting some plot development, he suddenly saw a line of white words jump out of the recent chat.

[Nearby] Qing Cang strikes a sword: get lost.

Xiao Feiluo was stunned, and replied weakly: "Master Qingcang, are you talking to me?"

[Nearby] Qing Cang strikes a sword: Well, get out of here.

[Nearby] Xiao Huamiao: You...

[Nearby] Xiao Huamiao: Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: ...

[Nearby] Xiao Hua Miao: Qing Cang, you dog, I will hack you to death in minutes after I cut the tuba!

Xiao Feiluo went off the assembly line in seconds, leaving behind Ding Yibai and Qing Cang with big eyes facing each other.Ding Yi thought over and over again, and finally asked out the doubts in his heart.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: How do you know he is a demon.

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: I don't know.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: ...

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: In my eyes, there is no difference between men and women, the difference is...

Ding Yibai watched the white-clothed Zhanjian slowly squat down in front of him, as if he was seriously examining himself.

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: Is it OMEGA?So are you?

Ding Yi paused, unreasonable anger came to his heart, he hates ALPHA, especially ALPHA who thinks so much of himself!

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: I have something to do with you, silly dog!

[Nearby] Qing Cang Yijian: Hehe, you are!

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Roll!

After rolling three times in a row, Ding Yi clicked to revive on the spot, and he reacted without Qing Cang's sword, and immediately threw out his lightness kung fu and flew out.Hehe, silly dog, if you still want to guard Lao Tzu by yourself, go ahead and dream.

As a result, in the next second, he felt his body stagnate in the air, and then fell straight from midair, and died in the sea of ​​flowers with a "pop".

Qing Cang followed closely behind with a sword, and landed lightly, chatting lightly, "Does it hurt?"

Ding Yibai lay on the ground in shame, looking at the red name in front of him, determined to kill the enemy but unable to recover, he could only express his grief and indignation.

[Secret chat] Ding Yibai: I'll kill you! !

[Secret chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Then you have to get up first, do you want to ride?

Feng Yiqing licked his lips, controlled his chopping sword and walked towards Ding Yibai slowly, and then sat down on top of the corpse.

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: How is it? Are you comfortable?

Ding Yi really wants to scratch the wall. As an OMEGA, even though it is huge, he is the same as other OMEGAs since he was a child. He has always been educated on how to successfully pass the estrus period and successfully conceive. What kind of 72-style little porn book is he true? He hadn't seen it at all, and now being teased so nakedly, he thought...he couldn't think of anything...

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: ...

[Secret chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Hey, isn't it here?

The chopping sword that was pressing on his corpse on the screen moved down again.

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Do you feel it?

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: ...

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Ah!I forgot, you are on your back, not to mention you are still an OMEGA, what should I do, it won't work.

Ahhhhhhh, a hundred thousand volcanoes in Ding Yi's heart erupted one after another, his face still expressionless, he clenched the mouse tightly, telling himself again and again, hold back, for the sake of a peaceful game life in the future, for the sake of selling small things every day. Gold coins earned from medicine and equipment, hold back! !

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: How about I feel wronged, I *you, okay?

Can't help it! !Ding Yi slammed the mouse, causing Chou Zifei to tremble in fright, and looked back at him in horror.

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: You silly dog!A bastard with sores on his head and pus on his feet!I feel sick when I see you, and feel sick when I hear you!Damn ALPHA, a brain-dead ALPHA with a disability, a little bastard who can only live in the game!

After Ding Yi spoke happily, he hurried back to the camp, and then, without accident, he was guarded again by the Dome Yizuo Gang.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: I'm dying, are you all the lackeys of Qingcang's stupid dog?That's how you say hello?

[Nearby] My slave's name is Li Kui: woof woof!

[Nearby] Peter Pan: Wang Wang Wang!

[Nearby] Brother Wu: Wang Wang Wang!

[Nearby] Loving: Wang Wang Wang!

[Nearby] Hehe: Wang Wang Wang!

Ding Yi collapsed, he threw the mouse and rubbed his head, turned around and said to Qiu Zifei with a heavy face, "How about I create a new account?"

"Are you stupid?" Qiu Zifei was jumping up and down with his little apprentice in the game, he didn't even bother to turn his head, "Not to mention that your life skills are all at full level, but you can make exactly the same formulas of those maps? Don't think about it I will also ask someone to make a copy for you."

Ding Yi turned around silently, staring at the little Feihua who was rushing to the street and the barking woofs all over the screen with unrequited love!That's right, those recipes are bound to be picked up, but they are hard to come by. The reason why his account is so easy to make money is precisely because his character broke out earlier, and he followed the gang's dungeon group, and got one map after another with a very low drop rate The formula, and the Flame Stone formula that only exploded in two copies in the whole server.

Flame stone is an essential material for casting god-level weapons, but because god-level weapons require too many precious materials, few people can get them together, so the popularity of flame stone in the game is far lower than other god-level ores .

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Are you happy?

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: Your whole family is so happy XX.

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: I like the temper.

Feng Yiqing lit a cigarette and looked at Xiao Feihua who was surrounded by many players, feeling inexplicably in a particularly good mood.He couldn't help imagining, what kind of expression would that giant OMEGA in front of the computer screen look like?Is it still holding an expressionless face?

[Guild] Qing Cang Yijian: It's all gone.

[Guild] The slave's name is Li Kui: Aww, ah, gang leader, let's go to the arena.

【Guild】Qing Cang Yijian: No

[Guild] Dimo: Collecting heads in the wild?

[Guild] Qing Cang Yijian: No.

[Guild] Loving: Land reclamation dungeon?

[Guild] Qing Cang Yijian: No.

[Guild] Yu Huai: Hey, hey, the gang leader is so arrogant.

Feng Yiqing closed the guild channel, and now there are only two of him and Xiao Feihua left.

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Get up.

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: Get lost

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: I can't kill you alone, there are guards here, it hurts to beat someone.

Hearing this, Ding Yi looked at the vicious guard at the resurrection point, and then turned to ask Qiu Zifei: "If I am at the resurrection point and there is only one person guarding me, can you kill me?"

"How is it possible?" Qiu Zifei pressed the keyboard loudly, "Brother guard stabbed a child."

Ding Yi was relieved now, and clicked back to the camp to revive with some joy, but within three seconds of standing up, more than 30 people suddenly appeared around him, so he rushed to the street again.

[Secret chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Wow, how come there are so many invisible Mingjiao here, Xiao Baibai is so pitiful.

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: Pity your family XX.

Ding Yi turned off the computer with a gloomy face, how could he keep trusting that idiot Qing Cang, that bastard who killed thousands of knives!

"Why are you offline?" Qiu Zifei saw that Ding Yi turned off the computer, with a curious expression on his face, "Have you finished picking your cassia seeds?"

Hearing this, Ding Yi turned his head and looked at Chou Zifei, and then went into the kitchen without looking back. After farting, he couldn't even get out of the resurrection point!

There are a lot of fresh meats in the kitchen. Ding Yi usually chops the minced meat and mixes it well at night, and then mixes in various fresh vegetables tomorrow, so that the vegetables will not wilt and the minced meat is full of flavor.

He picked up a piece of evenly fat and thin pork belly and threw it on the chopping board. He somehow remembered ALPHA who ate a pot of dumplings every time, with a faint smile on his face. Although he was a dumpling seller, I've been tired of eating for a long time, but that ALPHA, who visits every day, one bowl at a time, still eats with relish, the dumplings he makes are so delicious...