How to hug a bunny
Chapter 26 Facial paralysis does not exist since childhood!
Ding Yi gave up his plan to make money with Qiushi's tops, and began to switch to concealed weapons and fairy shoes. Every day is almost a rhythm of exhaustion, collecting money is a joy, and he has become another other than Yun Chuxiu Casting Master.
"I found that something is wrong with my little apprentice." Qiu Zifei looked at Ding Yi with a serious face, "He seems to like me."
Ding Yi thought to himself that he definitely likes you, not just like you! The last time he was in the team just after testing, Gu Han sent a box of blueberries the next day, yes, it was a box, a big box full!
Qiu Zifei and Ding Yi had two-thirds of their lips turned purple, so they had no choice but to cook two big jars of blueberry jam and spread sliced bread every morning.
"You and Gu Han haven't reconciled yet?"
"No," Qiu Zifei said with a desolate expression, "I know that the past has nothing to do with me, but when I think of him being so casual, it makes me sad."
"You're jealous," Ding Yi completed another deal, "I'm envious that others can have sex with him, why don't you try it too?"
"I want to wait until the estrus period." Qiu Zifei was full of anticipation, "I haven't used inhibitors for a long time."
Ding Yi's movements paused, and he turned around to look at the back of Chou Zifei, a thin and small one, "Have you made up your mind?"
"Think it over." Qiu Zifei rejected the hug from the little apprentice in the game, "I like Gu Han, and I want him to mark me."
Ding Yi turned back, he thought of himself.Now the government is about to pass the gland removal surgery ban bill. If surgery is not possible, there is only one way left——OMEGA Rescue Center, which accepts hugs from strange men like mating animals.
He has Feng Yiqing in his heart, so he naturally doesn't want to have a boyfriend, he can't do deceiving others and himself.However, Feng Yiqing...
Ding Yi squinted his eyes, he estimated the height of the 12th floor, and immediately dismissed the idea completely, as long as that person lives well, he dare not expect too much.
"What should I do?" Qiu Zifei looked at the screen in distress, "What is he asking me to trade? Damn! Amethyst!!"
Hearing this, Ding Yi stood up, "Did he give you his piece?"
"No, we released another piece the day before yesterday, together with the shoe map that I gave you yesterday, and then the little apprentice took a picture of it for 5 yuan. What should I do? He must want to pick me up with such an expensive gift!"
"Ahhhh!" Qiu Zifei grabbed his hair, "Damn it! You can't make me feel good, what's the point of having two OMEGAs together!"
"Maybe he can." Ding Yi looked thoughtful.
"I want to reject him!" Chou Zifei typed cracklingly:
[Team] Concubine Qiu: Sorry, I can't accept it.
[Team] Adorable little monk: Honoring the master.
[Team] Concubine Qiu: It's too precious, our relationship is not so good.
[Team] Adorable little monk: Master, I like you...
"Damn it! He confessed his love!" Chou Zifei went crazy.
[Team] Concubine Qiu: I like ALPHA.
[Team] Mengmengta little monk: I am ALPHA, I lied to you.
[Team] Concubine Qiu: I have someone I like.
[Team] Adorable little monk: He is not good enough for you!
Not good enough for me? Chou Zifei is on fire, his own man can only talk to himself, and no one else can stare at him!
[Team] Concubine Qiu: I don't want you to say that he is not good, he is very good, I like him very much, as for you, I'm sorry, no matter if you are ALPHA or OMEGA, I am not interested, take your amethyst stone, Good to go!
Qiu Zifei quit the team neatly, severed the master-student relationship, kicked the cute little monk out of the guild, blacklisted him in the game, YY sealed his vest, and his actions were smooth and smooth, all in one go.
Too lazy to care about the wailing in the gang and the secret chats of the cute little monks, Qiu Zifei looked at Ding Yi depressed, "What to do, the fixed group can't go on, that bald donkey is a very sharp T."
Feeling the change of address from "little apprentice" to "that bald donkey", Ding Yi saw what it means to turn one's face like a book.
He carefully weighed the current situation, the land reclamation group was related to Feng Yiqing's jewelry and his Qiushi map, so he chose to tell the truth: "The little bald man is Gu Han."
"What?" Qiu Zifei frowned, his face perplexed.
"The cute little monk is Gu Han." Ding Yi said it again, and then quietly waited for the scream.
"Ahh!" Chou Zifei jumped up, "How do you know?"
Ding Yi told in detail how he saw through Qing Cang's sword and how Gu Han showed his flaws.
After listening to this, Qiu Zifei's first reaction was: Damn it!Qing Cang's sword turned out to be Feng Yiqing! Then what is the beauty he designed before!
"So you should reconcile with Gu Han, for our map!"
"Wait!" Chou Zifei finally realized something was wrong, "Are you a pig?" He glared at Ding Yi.
"Why did Concubine Qiu say she loves blueberries, and Gu Han bought them for me? He already knew who I was! Only you! You're so stupid!
Ding Yi was stunned, that's right, why didn't he expect that, if this is the case, then Feng Yiqing...
"This means that Feng Yiqing also knows who you are!" Qiu Zifei gritted his teeth, "Damn's two turtle grandchildren are pretending to be a turtle fairy with grandpa!"
He picked up the phone and pressed the dial button.
"Hey, daughter-in-law!" Gu Han smiled cautiously, "Are you not angry anymore? I dare not go to you."
"Let's have dinner together tonight, you bring that turtle grandson!"
"Tie, turtle grandson?" Gu Han turned his head and glanced at Feng Yiqing who was smoking with his head down, "En, yes."
In the evening, the four of them met at the hot pot restaurant, Qiu Zifei and Ding Yi sat on one side, and Gu Han and Feng Yiqing sat on the other side, it was like a group blind date.
"Tell me, when did you know?"
"Huh?" Gu Han was a little confused.
"Concubine Qiu and I both love blueberries."
Hearing this, Gu Han and Feng Yiqing looked at each other, and then said decisively: "Yiqing told me when I just played, it was all from him!"
Feng Yiqing raised his eyebrows, met Chou Zifei's unkind eyes, and suddenly remembered the couplet that he saw the wind and the rain was cheap, shameless if he didn't eat or drink, and criticized the supreme, invincible and cheap, and decided to tell the truth.
"I heard it when you were talking about games in the cafeteria."
"Talking about games?" Qiu Zifei was a little surprised, "When?"
"I also forgot." Feng Yiqing looked at Ding Yi, "But I have absolutely no malice."
"Me too!" Gu Han quickly expressed his determination.
"He wanted to sleep with you from the very beginning." Feng Yiqing pulled the trigger.
"..." Gu Han glared at him angrily.
Ding Yi's head has become a mess, and he doesn't have the brain capacity to think about the little things that happened between these days and Qing Cang's sword. All he cares about is that the fixed regiment has T, and Feng Yiqing can play equipment again. There are diagrams again.
"What do you think?" Qiu Zifei looked at Ding Yi, "Forgive them?"
"I haven't done anything bad," the giant OMEGA said with a calm face, "A man doesn't care about trifles, let's just let it go."
Qiu Zifei really doubts that San'er is definitely the kind of person who not only counts the money for you but also gives you all his own money after you sold him.
As a result, Gu Han and Qiu Zifei reconciled, and the master and apprentice became married couples.Ding Yi also consciously changed places with Gu Han, and sat next to Feng Yiqing, the two of them ate and drank together, watching Qiu Zifei and Gu Han get bored.
"I've been eating dumplings for a month," Feng Yiqing played with the lighter in his hand, "You should tell me what kind of stuffing I like to eat."
Ding Yi squinted his phoenix eyes, and suddenly smiled slyly, with shallow dimples, which made people lose their minds, "Fennel stuffing."
"I don't believe it." Feng Yiqing shook his head in horror, "That smell is really unforgettable."
"I won't lie to you," the giant OMEGA was immersed in memories, with tenderness on his paralyzed face, "My mother made dumplings for me since I was a child, and she taught me to make dumplings."
"If there is a chance, I really want to try Auntie's handicraft, it must be better than yours."
"No chance," Ding Yi looked at Qiu Zifei, "They all passed away, the earthquake a few years ago."
Feng Yiqing was stunned for a moment, he also knew about the great earthquake, it was very tragic, the whole city was reduced to a dead city, and the whole country mourned for several days, although the government and the army tried their best to rescue them, there were still very few survivors.
"Sorry," Feng Yiqing said with a heavy expression on his face, "You must be very sad."
"It was numb at the beginning," Ding Yi looked into the distance. "At that time, Qiu Qiu and I went to play in other provinces. When we left, the two families saw us off with smiles. When we came back, we had nothing left."
"Don't think about being sad," Feng Yiqing tilted his head and looked at Ding Yi intently, "Fortunately, you are doing well now." Then he teased as if remembering something: "You eat well."
Ding Yi gave him a blank look, he stopped talking, and focused on playing with his phone with his head down.
Feng Yiqing looked at the hair on the head of the giant OMEGA, and suddenly became very curious about the childhood of the person in front of him, "Tell me about your childhood."
"I've been strong since I was a child, it's gone." Ding Yi didn't even lift his head.
"Hahahaha." Feng Yiqing smiled heartily, and accidentally disturbed the whispering couple on the opposite side, and quickly waved his hands apologetically.
"Just kidding, don't mind it so much." He pointed at Ding Yi's hair with his fingers, and said persuasively, "Tell me."
"What's there to say?" Ding Yi knocked off his hand impatiently, "What do you want to know?"
"Were you so serious when you were a child?" A miniature version of Ding Yi appeared in Feng Yiqing's mind, with a big head and an expressionless face, especially joyful.
"No, I don't know why it just happened like this." How could Ding Yi tell Feng Yiqing that when he was a child, he always smiled foolishly, and it was because he was excluded a lot that he became the paralyzed face he is now.
"Did you go to OMEGA Vocational School?"
"Kindergarten and elementary school are mixed schools for middle school and high school."
"Is there no ALPHA chasing you?"
Ding Yi put down his phone, raised his expressionless face, and said angrily, "Are you joking?"
"Seriously." Feng Yiqing straightened his face, "You are obviously so cute."
The finger of the giant OMEGA playing with the phone froze for a moment, then turned his head away, "That, that's you blind."
Feng Yiqing looked at him shyly, and suddenly there was infinite warmth in his heart. He knew that he shouldn't be so aggressive, but he couldn't restrain the true thoughts in his heart, "If I was by your side at that time, I would chase you."
Ding Yi turned his head abruptly when he heard the words, the pair of deep eyes in front of him were like stars in the night sky, bright but a little lonely, he opened his mouth, but closed it tightly, he really wanted to ask - what about now? ?
But he knew that he couldn't press Bai Yi Zhan Jian, so he narrowed his eyes, "I still don't like you."
"I found that something is wrong with my little apprentice." Qiu Zifei looked at Ding Yi with a serious face, "He seems to like me."
Ding Yi thought to himself that he definitely likes you, not just like you! The last time he was in the team just after testing, Gu Han sent a box of blueberries the next day, yes, it was a box, a big box full!
Qiu Zifei and Ding Yi had two-thirds of their lips turned purple, so they had no choice but to cook two big jars of blueberry jam and spread sliced bread every morning.
"You and Gu Han haven't reconciled yet?"
"No," Qiu Zifei said with a desolate expression, "I know that the past has nothing to do with me, but when I think of him being so casual, it makes me sad."
"You're jealous," Ding Yi completed another deal, "I'm envious that others can have sex with him, why don't you try it too?"
"I want to wait until the estrus period." Qiu Zifei was full of anticipation, "I haven't used inhibitors for a long time."
Ding Yi's movements paused, and he turned around to look at the back of Chou Zifei, a thin and small one, "Have you made up your mind?"
"Think it over." Qiu Zifei rejected the hug from the little apprentice in the game, "I like Gu Han, and I want him to mark me."
Ding Yi turned back, he thought of himself.Now the government is about to pass the gland removal surgery ban bill. If surgery is not possible, there is only one way left——OMEGA Rescue Center, which accepts hugs from strange men like mating animals.
He has Feng Yiqing in his heart, so he naturally doesn't want to have a boyfriend, he can't do deceiving others and himself.However, Feng Yiqing...
Ding Yi squinted his eyes, he estimated the height of the 12th floor, and immediately dismissed the idea completely, as long as that person lives well, he dare not expect too much.
"What should I do?" Qiu Zifei looked at the screen in distress, "What is he asking me to trade? Damn! Amethyst!!"
Hearing this, Ding Yi stood up, "Did he give you his piece?"
"No, we released another piece the day before yesterday, together with the shoe map that I gave you yesterday, and then the little apprentice took a picture of it for 5 yuan. What should I do? He must want to pick me up with such an expensive gift!"
"Ahhhh!" Qiu Zifei grabbed his hair, "Damn it! You can't make me feel good, what's the point of having two OMEGAs together!"
"Maybe he can." Ding Yi looked thoughtful.
"I want to reject him!" Chou Zifei typed cracklingly:
[Team] Concubine Qiu: Sorry, I can't accept it.
[Team] Adorable little monk: Honoring the master.
[Team] Concubine Qiu: It's too precious, our relationship is not so good.
[Team] Adorable little monk: Master, I like you...
"Damn it! He confessed his love!" Chou Zifei went crazy.
[Team] Concubine Qiu: I like ALPHA.
[Team] Mengmengta little monk: I am ALPHA, I lied to you.
[Team] Concubine Qiu: I have someone I like.
[Team] Adorable little monk: He is not good enough for you!
Not good enough for me? Chou Zifei is on fire, his own man can only talk to himself, and no one else can stare at him!
[Team] Concubine Qiu: I don't want you to say that he is not good, he is very good, I like him very much, as for you, I'm sorry, no matter if you are ALPHA or OMEGA, I am not interested, take your amethyst stone, Good to go!
Qiu Zifei quit the team neatly, severed the master-student relationship, kicked the cute little monk out of the guild, blacklisted him in the game, YY sealed his vest, and his actions were smooth and smooth, all in one go.
Too lazy to care about the wailing in the gang and the secret chats of the cute little monks, Qiu Zifei looked at Ding Yi depressed, "What to do, the fixed group can't go on, that bald donkey is a very sharp T."
Feeling the change of address from "little apprentice" to "that bald donkey", Ding Yi saw what it means to turn one's face like a book.
He carefully weighed the current situation, the land reclamation group was related to Feng Yiqing's jewelry and his Qiushi map, so he chose to tell the truth: "The little bald man is Gu Han."
"What?" Qiu Zifei frowned, his face perplexed.
"The cute little monk is Gu Han." Ding Yi said it again, and then quietly waited for the scream.
"Ahh!" Chou Zifei jumped up, "How do you know?"
Ding Yi told in detail how he saw through Qing Cang's sword and how Gu Han showed his flaws.
After listening to this, Qiu Zifei's first reaction was: Damn it!Qing Cang's sword turned out to be Feng Yiqing! Then what is the beauty he designed before!
"So you should reconcile with Gu Han, for our map!"
"Wait!" Chou Zifei finally realized something was wrong, "Are you a pig?" He glared at Ding Yi.
"Why did Concubine Qiu say she loves blueberries, and Gu Han bought them for me? He already knew who I was! Only you! You're so stupid!
Ding Yi was stunned, that's right, why didn't he expect that, if this is the case, then Feng Yiqing...
"This means that Feng Yiqing also knows who you are!" Qiu Zifei gritted his teeth, "Damn's two turtle grandchildren are pretending to be a turtle fairy with grandpa!"
He picked up the phone and pressed the dial button.
"Hey, daughter-in-law!" Gu Han smiled cautiously, "Are you not angry anymore? I dare not go to you."
"Let's have dinner together tonight, you bring that turtle grandson!"
"Tie, turtle grandson?" Gu Han turned his head and glanced at Feng Yiqing who was smoking with his head down, "En, yes."
In the evening, the four of them met at the hot pot restaurant, Qiu Zifei and Ding Yi sat on one side, and Gu Han and Feng Yiqing sat on the other side, it was like a group blind date.
"Tell me, when did you know?"
"Huh?" Gu Han was a little confused.
"Concubine Qiu and I both love blueberries."
Hearing this, Gu Han and Feng Yiqing looked at each other, and then said decisively: "Yiqing told me when I just played, it was all from him!"
Feng Yiqing raised his eyebrows, met Chou Zifei's unkind eyes, and suddenly remembered the couplet that he saw the wind and the rain was cheap, shameless if he didn't eat or drink, and criticized the supreme, invincible and cheap, and decided to tell the truth.
"I heard it when you were talking about games in the cafeteria."
"Talking about games?" Qiu Zifei was a little surprised, "When?"
"I also forgot." Feng Yiqing looked at Ding Yi, "But I have absolutely no malice."
"Me too!" Gu Han quickly expressed his determination.
"He wanted to sleep with you from the very beginning." Feng Yiqing pulled the trigger.
"..." Gu Han glared at him angrily.
Ding Yi's head has become a mess, and he doesn't have the brain capacity to think about the little things that happened between these days and Qing Cang's sword. All he cares about is that the fixed regiment has T, and Feng Yiqing can play equipment again. There are diagrams again.
"What do you think?" Qiu Zifei looked at Ding Yi, "Forgive them?"
"I haven't done anything bad," the giant OMEGA said with a calm face, "A man doesn't care about trifles, let's just let it go."
Qiu Zifei really doubts that San'er is definitely the kind of person who not only counts the money for you but also gives you all his own money after you sold him.
As a result, Gu Han and Qiu Zifei reconciled, and the master and apprentice became married couples.Ding Yi also consciously changed places with Gu Han, and sat next to Feng Yiqing, the two of them ate and drank together, watching Qiu Zifei and Gu Han get bored.
"I've been eating dumplings for a month," Feng Yiqing played with the lighter in his hand, "You should tell me what kind of stuffing I like to eat."
Ding Yi squinted his phoenix eyes, and suddenly smiled slyly, with shallow dimples, which made people lose their minds, "Fennel stuffing."
"I don't believe it." Feng Yiqing shook his head in horror, "That smell is really unforgettable."
"I won't lie to you," the giant OMEGA was immersed in memories, with tenderness on his paralyzed face, "My mother made dumplings for me since I was a child, and she taught me to make dumplings."
"If there is a chance, I really want to try Auntie's handicraft, it must be better than yours."
"No chance," Ding Yi looked at Qiu Zifei, "They all passed away, the earthquake a few years ago."
Feng Yiqing was stunned for a moment, he also knew about the great earthquake, it was very tragic, the whole city was reduced to a dead city, and the whole country mourned for several days, although the government and the army tried their best to rescue them, there were still very few survivors.
"Sorry," Feng Yiqing said with a heavy expression on his face, "You must be very sad."
"It was numb at the beginning," Ding Yi looked into the distance. "At that time, Qiu Qiu and I went to play in other provinces. When we left, the two families saw us off with smiles. When we came back, we had nothing left."
"Don't think about being sad," Feng Yiqing tilted his head and looked at Ding Yi intently, "Fortunately, you are doing well now." Then he teased as if remembering something: "You eat well."
Ding Yi gave him a blank look, he stopped talking, and focused on playing with his phone with his head down.
Feng Yiqing looked at the hair on the head of the giant OMEGA, and suddenly became very curious about the childhood of the person in front of him, "Tell me about your childhood."
"I've been strong since I was a child, it's gone." Ding Yi didn't even lift his head.
"Hahahaha." Feng Yiqing smiled heartily, and accidentally disturbed the whispering couple on the opposite side, and quickly waved his hands apologetically.
"Just kidding, don't mind it so much." He pointed at Ding Yi's hair with his fingers, and said persuasively, "Tell me."
"What's there to say?" Ding Yi knocked off his hand impatiently, "What do you want to know?"
"Were you so serious when you were a child?" A miniature version of Ding Yi appeared in Feng Yiqing's mind, with a big head and an expressionless face, especially joyful.
"No, I don't know why it just happened like this." How could Ding Yi tell Feng Yiqing that when he was a child, he always smiled foolishly, and it was because he was excluded a lot that he became the paralyzed face he is now.
"Did you go to OMEGA Vocational School?"
"Kindergarten and elementary school are mixed schools for middle school and high school."
"Is there no ALPHA chasing you?"
Ding Yi put down his phone, raised his expressionless face, and said angrily, "Are you joking?"
"Seriously." Feng Yiqing straightened his face, "You are obviously so cute."
The finger of the giant OMEGA playing with the phone froze for a moment, then turned his head away, "That, that's you blind."
Feng Yiqing looked at him shyly, and suddenly there was infinite warmth in his heart. He knew that he shouldn't be so aggressive, but he couldn't restrain the true thoughts in his heart, "If I was by your side at that time, I would chase you."
Ding Yi turned his head abruptly when he heard the words, the pair of deep eyes in front of him were like stars in the night sky, bright but a little lonely, he opened his mouth, but closed it tightly, he really wanted to ask - what about now? ?
But he knew that he couldn't press Bai Yi Zhan Jian, so he narrowed his eyes, "I still don't like you."
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