pick up cats

The staff showed an interested smile, but when they turned their heads, Tong Ming narrowed his eyes and looked thoughtful.

He was taken aback for a moment, not understanding why this cat demon was so unhappy in the face of such a romantic matter, but it was inconvenient for him to inquire about other people's private affairs, so he had to accompany Tong Mingchu in the blind spot.

After Song Limian's voice faded away, Tong Ming lowered his head and waited for a while, then asked kindly, "Can I leave?"

"of course."

As soon as the staff finished speaking, Tong Ming eagerly pushed open the glass door.

He looked at Song Limian from a distance of half a street. The characteristics of the cat demon made him walk silently, and Song Limian, who was a human being, never noticed it.

Fang Zhou should have discovered it. He secretly glanced at the glass window on the way, then turned his head back, and continued to accompany the humans who came from afar to go shopping.

Song Limian asked about the old man who rolled up goods with his beard, the woman who spewed out snake letters, and Mr. Hedgehog who used the thorns on his body as darts...

All the monsters expressed confusion about the "ring" in his mouth. The monsters don't advocate marriage, and the marriage registry is basically a decoration.

Song Limian sighed for a long time, rubbed his temples and said, "It's getting late, let's go back."

"Don't be sad, it's the same when you go back to the human world to make up for it." Fang Zhou comforted him, "I think little... Tong Ming shouldn't mind."

"It was definitely not before." Song Limian shook his head, "I can't tell now, my temper is getting worse."

"Oh?" Fang Zhou glanced back, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, and smiled, "What do you say?"

Song Limian sighed: "Since he can transform back into a cat freely, he likes to hide under the bed every time he loses his temper, and he can't be coaxed out."

Tong Ming, who followed unhurriedly, froze, turned back into a cat body in an instant, picked up his clothes and ran away without looking back.

When Song Limian turned back the same way, he heard a mother educating her child: "...it's the fate of not practicing demon power well. If you can't maintain your life, you are forced to turn back into a cat on the street. How embarrassing."

Song Limian's heart skipped a beat, he looked at the child with his head bowed and wringing his fingers in surprise, and couldn't help speeding up his pace.

In a place that he couldn't see, Fang Zhou looked like he was enjoying the show, and he took out a folding fan from nowhere, opened it with a "swish", and shook it leisurely to follow.

Back at the Yaozu Management Committee, Song Limian was anxiously asking the staff, Miss Rabbit pushed down her work cap that was stuck up by her ears, and shook her head firmly: "I don't know where that gentleman went."

Song Limian's shoulder and arm muscles were extremely tense, and he only said in a deep voice: "I see, thank you."

After all, Fang Zhou didn't give up, stepped forward and poked Song Limian's back with a fan bone, and after the other party turned around, he said, "Don't worry, I can guess where he is."

Song Limian picked up his wronged kitten in the grass not far away.

Realizing that Song Limian was coming, the cat only raised its eyelids and glanced at it without interest, then turned its head and continued to bask in the sun.

Song Limian squatted down, stroked its back and asked, "What's wrong?"

Tong Ming obviously didn't want to talk to him, but his instinct drove him to make a comfortable "snoring" sound.

In the middle of the "snoring", Tong Ming felt ashamed again, so he forced himself to stop talking, and opened his mouth angrily, biting Song Limian's index finger.

There is a little pain, more of a numb itching.

Song Limian's anxiety just died down.

He sighed, and hugged his little cat into his arms, not caring whether the clothes were hooked out by the little paws.

"So angry?" Song Limian kissed the cat's wet little nose.

Tong Ming became even angrier when he heard this sentence, and raised his left foreleg with his paw retracted, and slapped Song Limian on the cheek. When the pads touched the skin, Song Limian smiled instead.

"Sure enough, I was obedient, but I got angry when I heard it." Song Limian said, "Why are you following me secretly?"

Tong Ming, who was exposed, made a "meow" awkwardly, and realized that Song Limian didn't understand, so he grabbed Song Limian's shoulder and stared at Fang Zhou who was watching the play behind him.

Fang Zhou gave a "tsk", waved his hands and walked away.

Holding Song Limian's trousers in his mouth, he went to a deserted place, and Tong Ming turned back into a human body. Before Song Limian could swallow his saliva, he put on his clothes at the speed of light.

"I heard it all." Tong Ming straightened his hair and said in a muffled voice.

"En." Song Limian obviously guessed the previous situation, raised his hand to fix Tong Ming's collar, and asked in a low voice, "And then? Because I didn't prepare the ring?"

"No." Tong Ming pursed his lips, raised his eyes and stared, brushed his shoulders and walked forward on his own.

Song Limian followed him and continued to guess: "Because I didn't wait for you outside the management committee?"

"...No." Tong Ming seemed to be too lazy to talk to Song Limian, and tried to walk faster, but a pair of powerful arms firmly restrained him, forcing him to slow down.

Song Limian recognized that this was the way to the marriage registration office, so he raised the corners of his lips silently.

"Then tell me, okay?" Song Limian leaned close to Tong Ming's ear and asked in a low and weak voice, his originally fair skin was instantly stained with morning glow.

Tong Ming was still stubborn at first, but the two were about to reach their destination. According to the practice of the Yaozu, lovers who quarreled before entering the door were not allowed to conclude a marriage contract.

There is no way, Tong Ming was defeated by his ears, his eyes flickered and he muttered: "I promised you before, but you forgot?"

Song Limian was stunned for a few seconds, and he could barely remember the conversation on the bed.

"If it means that I proposed, of course I haven't forgotten it." Song Limian couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "It's just that it's not very formal on the bed. It's better to buy the right ring and ask again in a formal occasion."

Tong Ming realized that he had guessed wrong, but unfortunately the little grievance would not go away for a while, so he snorted and turned his head awkwardly.

He stared at the mature marriage tree not far away, and the old man who had turned into a human form was staring at them kindly, and when he saw Tong Ming looking over, he smiled and sprinkled a handful of rose petals.

"..." Because of embarrassment, Tong Ming took off a piece of rose from his neckline and said, "Forget it."

Then he said viciously: "As punishment, I will turn into a cat and nest in your arms for a week when I go back. Don't toss me back!"

Song Limian blinked, pretending not to see the cute flower petals swaying on Tong Ming's head, and responded with a smile.

The procedures of the marriage registration office are very simple, there is no need to submit complicated materials, and even an ID card is not required. After all, the information of every person who enters the demon world has been recorded in the demon archives.

Song Limian and Tong Ming walked in side by side, and a pair of monsters transformed from mandarin ducks took out two forms.

After the two of them filled it out, they pressed their fingerprints one after another. Song Limian was just about to pull out a piece of paper to wipe the ink pad for the kitten who was obsessed with cleanliness, when the staff tapped on the bigger space next to it.

"This gentleman is a cat demon, right?" The staff reminded, "You have to press another one with the original body."

Before Song Limian could react, Tong Ming reluctantly turned back into a Bombay cat. The cat came out of the pile of clothes with a rustle, and pulled Song Limian's trouser legs with its forelegs.

Song Limian hilariously picked up the kitten urged by "Meow Meow", grabbed the kitten's paw, dipped some ink on it, and pressed the form.

A cat's paw so cute as to tremble softly was printed on it.

Song Limian really wanted to fold up that form and put it in his pocket, but unfortunately the staff needed to collect and archive it, so they took it away without mercy.

Sensing Song Limian's reluctant gaze, the staff friendly took out a piece of white paper and spread out his palm towards the ink pad, indicating that he could press another one and take it back.

It's a pity that Tong Ming seemed to feel so ashamed, struggling fiercely in Song Limian's arms, and kept pressing Song Limian's chin with his small head.

Song Limian felt itchy and numb, so he had no choice but to give up.

After receiving the certificate, Song Limian asked for a bag, picked up the clothes piled on the floor and folded them one by one, and carried his kitten to the next door.

Tong Ming's chin rested on his broad shoulders, and his tail lightly rested on Song Limian's arm, looking drowsy.

After submitting the certificate, the people from the management committee signaled that they could leave, but during the approved period of stay, they could also choose to enjoy the scenery of the demon world more.

Because the procedure is too simple and there is no certificate as a souvenir, Song Limian still doesn't feel very realistic.

In addition, he was not able to give Tong Ming a romantic proposal ceremony as he imagined, and he was always regretful, so he secretly decided to go back to the human world to find a chance to make up for it.

"Want to play for a few more days?" Song Limian pinched the cat's fluffy and soft nape and asked in a low voice, "Or go home?"

Tong Ming wobbled following Song Limian's walking steps, his brain became dull, and it took a long time before he made a "meow" like a mosquito.

"..." Song Limian hesitated for a while, and asked in a different way, "If you want to play, just meow once, if you want to go home, just meow twice."

Before he could listen to the answer, an owl doctor stopped him.

Song Limian looked up, and found that he had unknowingly come downstairs to a hospital. There were a few tables and chairs set up on the street, and he was doing public welfare activities, doing physical examinations for passers-by for free.

"This gentleman," before Song Limian could refuse his kindness, Doctor Owl took the initiative to remind, "Don't hug a pregnant cat like this. Cuffing the belly will easily lead to abnormal fetal position, and it will be bad if the fetus is deformed or dystocia."

Song Limian was stunned immediately.

After two seconds, he didn't know whether he was shocked or frightened, he quickly put the cat on the ground, and his palms trembled as he stroked the fur.

Tong Ming's limbs suddenly stepped on the ground, and he became sober in an instant. He raised his head and gave a strange "meow".

Song Limian was stuttering and asking, "Is...pregnant?"

"... It should be almost a month, you don't know?" Doctor Owl asked with a frown.

Song Limian bought a bunch of cat demon pregnancy supplies at the speed of light in the demon world.

Fortunately, in recent years, there have been frequent incidents of human beings forming relationships with monsters. Sekikou has set up a special currency exchange office and considerately allows humans to swipe their credit cards.

Song Limian didn't dare to move Tong Ming lightly, so he entrusted Fang Zhou who had heard the news to take care of it for a while, hurriedly ran to exchange currency, and ignored Tong Ming's protest, stuffing it into the newly bought "Meow Meow Cart" similar to a baby carriage and pushing it Walk.

Maybe Tong Ming himself was startled, or maybe it was because she was really prone to drowsiness during pregnancy. After realizing that her protest was ineffective, Tong Ming, who felt so ashamed, shrank into the blanket angrily and continued to sleep soundly.

After returning to the human world, Song Limian piled up a bunch of miscellaneous pregnancy products all over the room, and then carefully put the sleeping cat with its belly rising and falling into the nest.

It may be a psychological effect, Song Limian squatted on the ground and stared for a long time, not even caring about the numbness of his legs, and finally found that his cat's originally flat belly was indeed arched with a small arc.

Song Limian knew that he had talked too much in bed before, but it was just for fun, and he didn't really expect such absurd things.

Now that a surprise fell from the sky, Song Limian was directly stunned. After a long period of confusion, he was filled with uncontrollable joy and enthusiasm.

His palm hovered in the air for a moment, but he didn't dare to land on the cat's belly, for fear that he might hurt his beloved kitten if he didn't control his strength well.

The sleeping kitten kicked its legs, and Song Limian held the pad and shook it twice, then walked out and closed the door gently.

He sat down on the sofa with his back straight. After 6 minutes of relaxation, he just took out the thick Yaozu Pregnancy Handbook that the owl doctor handed over while counting down, and read it word by word.

There were still many things piled up in the living room, Song Limian was worried about waking Tong Ming up, so he planned to clean them up later.

A few rose petals were scattered in the Miaomiao car in the corner, decorating the unlit interior brightly and gently, like a silent celebration.

Song Limian sat in front of the french windows where the sunlight streamed in, listening to the rustling of paper pages and the rumbling of his chest, he felt both the uneasiness of becoming a father for the first time and the satisfaction of having his wish fulfilled.

But these are not the most important.

The most important thing is that he has to learn how to treat him scientifically and gently as soon as possible, so that the little monster with his increasingly unstable temper can pass this time without pain and give birth to their little baby.