Doomsday sorghum

"Shanhai, can we have sex tonight?"

Louis blushed as soon as he finished speaking, his tail was wagging like crazy, but Li Shanhai was dumbfounded after hearing this, "What do you mean by copulation?"

Then Louis hid in the bedroom and couldn't come out. Even Li Shanhai promised him that he could circle his tail for two days and ignored him.Li Shanhai hurriedly used Zhinao to find out what copulation means, and a bunch of small porn came out. He was so scared that he almost threw Zhinao out.Then he understood in seconds, this is the kind of sleepiness, not wearing clothes, he has long felt that the progress of the two is a bit slow, they have been married for six months, and they are still at the level of hugging.He took a deep breath, and then clicked on the little porn, he hasn't seen the little porn of the Ilma people, no!He watched it with a teaching attitude, definitely not what he wanted to watch, really!And then he saw the two Ilmaeans roll onto the bed, strip naked, kiss violently, and then thrust the tip of their tails into the back of each other's necks... wait, into it?Doesn't it hurt?Hmm...it seems to be very cool, the next one should be the main show, Li Shanhai waited and waited, and when the movie ended and the screen went black, I only saw two people kissing and hugging, oh, and the nape of the neck. What? !This TM is a small H film!Li Shanhai didn't believe it. He watched dozens of small pornographic movies in one go, but still only kissed, hugged, and stuck in the back of his neck...he started to panic.After searching the sexual behavior of the Ilma people on the intellectual brain, he found out horribly that the Ilma people turned out to be a purely platonic love race. Their back necks are connected to the brain nerves, so sticking their tails into the back of each other's necks will make the other party happy Enjoyment, similar to intracranial orgasm, the so-called sexual behavior is completely absent.Li Shanhai wants to smoke, is it still too late for a divorce?It is said that a man is an animal that thinks with his lower body. Even if he is not such a person with a brain/worm, he must have a sex life, or he will suffocate to death.That's when Louis emerged from his room.

"You, if you apologize now, I will forgive you."

Luis's face was full of coaxing me, Li Shanhai pulled Luis out of the door with a sullen face, "Let's put aside the oolong just now, have you ever understood how our Blue Star people have children?"

"Men and women have sex/intercourse, and through intercourse/combination, the male/sperm/son and the female/sex/egg/are combined to form a fertilized/fertilized/egg that is then conceived by the female uterus."

Although it is about the contents of the textbook, at least I have learned about it. "Then do you know how/love between gay/sexual people in Blue Star?"

"Anal/intercourse, to get the pleasure of sex/love by stimulating the prostate/prostate/gland."

"Okay, since you understand everything, then you should understand that what I, a lowly blue star creature, needs is not copulation, but anal sex!"

"No, don't copulate."

Li Shanhai felt that Louis' expression was as if the sky was falling, and his whole body turned gray.But Li Shanhai is not soft-hearted, this issue is related to his future sex/well-being, and must be resolved.He glanced down at Louis's place, it's very good, it's fully equipped, let's try to see if it can be used.He crouches/body up.Pulled off Louis' pants and began to mouth him.

"￡§Ψ... You, get up quickly."

Louis was so frightened that he cursed. Li Shanhai had never learned it before, so he didn't quite understand what he was saying, but he could guess what he was saying.But he ignored it, and served the big dick in his mouth attentively. At first, there was no response, but when Li Shanhai found a technique, he could retract his teeth, and swallowed them deeper, he found that Louis was hard, so he served him even more. After working hard, Louis couldn't stand still, he could only support Li Shanhai's shoulders to stand, he gasped and said, "Loosen, loosen...it can't be done, it can't be done."

After a long time, Li Shanhai felt that his jaw was about to dislocate, and Louis came out. He couldn't dodge in time and swallowed it all. Not to mention the taste is not bad, is this because of the different species?

"You just..."

When Louis fell, Li Shanhai was startled, and found that Louis was just asleep, so he was relieved.After he turned on his brain and searched, he found the same situation as Louis on a small forum. It said that an Ilma man studied a blue star sex/education/education film with a curiosity-seeking attitude. , tried to experiment on myself, and found that Ilma people can get pleasure by masturbation, but it is different from the semen/fluid produced by the Blue Star people, what the Ilima people produce is a kind of energy body, which will consume their own energy , that is to say, the people of Ilma are really energetic/perishable, so Louis was just absorbed in energy and fell asleep from exhaustion.But in this way the problem is solved, as long as it is fun, you ask Shangxia?Of course, Li Shanhai will be the next one. After all, Yilima people can't have fun without the front/column/gland. Sex/love is for both parties to be happy. How can he have fun alone?And there is always some compensation for turning a purely platonic child into carnal/lustful.

Then things settled down like this, not to mention that copulation is really exciting, it turned out that the nerves at the back of the neck of the Blue Star are also quite sensitive, so when Li Shanhai was fucked for the first time, he almost lost control. MD, as if his soul has been violated/offended, and Louis saw Li Shanhai's gaffe, and immediately forgot what he was forced to say last time, and devoted himself to serving Li Shanhai, and fell in love with this energy-wasting activity.And every time Li Shanhai would feel dizzy, he could take Li Shanhai to sleep in his bed, it couldn't be more perfect.

But his second mother was a little worried. After seeing Louis ordering energy supplements again, she finally couldn't help shouting to Louis, "My little tail, is there something wrong with your body? Why are you ordering so many energy supplements?"

"Bought it for my double tail."

The second mother thought about Li Shanhai's fragile body that was injured when touched, nodded in understanding, and then ignored it.Louis ordered even more unscrupulously, because he recently learned a new word called One Night Seven/Ci/Lang, let us pay a moment of silence for Li Shanhai.

A year later, one day Louis suddenly said that he wanted to raise a child, and Li Shanhai was stunned, "Child? Is it too early now? We are still young, and the mother tree fruit is still so hard to get."

"I got the mother tree fruit last month."

Li Shanhai was really surprised. Let us learn about the reproduction of the Ilima people, because the Ilima people are very strange. Their children are not conceived by themselves, but by the fruit of the Ilima tree in the center of the Ilima star. , which is the mother tree fruit.The blood of both parents is dripped into the fruit of the mother tree, and the fetus will be formed, and finally born, which is regarded as asexual reproduction.So Louis has only two mothers and no father, and the Ilima people are also keen to combine with other species. After all, there is no reproductive isolation.However, there are only more than 500 million mother tree fruits per year. If you miss this batch, you can only wait for the next year. Planet Ilima has a population of 800 trillion. The supply is in short supply, and some families will never be able to line up for the rest of their lives, so Li Shanhai was frightened.

"You, how did you get it?"

"Auntie is a retired soldier, our family has privileges."

"What? Only veterans above the colonel can enjoy the privilege."

"Yes, aunt, she is a three-star brigadier general. She has made great contributions."

Li Shanhai is speechless, what kind of family has he lived in all this time, the somewhat cold-blooded aunt is actually a three-star brigadier general, and she has made great contributions?Too, too fantasy.

"The second mother..."

"Oh, the second mother is a princess. Strictly speaking, you are a princess."

"The king, the princess..."

Although the monarchy has been abolished on Ilma Star long ago, the royal family members have always been paid very high. After all, they have pure blood, good genes, and are better than ordinary Ilma people in all aspects. Therefore, royal family members generally hold important positions and their status will not be low. .Li Shanhai wondered if he was lucky. What is the difference between marrying Bai Fumei and reaching the pinnacle of life, especially this "Bai Fumei" is still a prince.

"Wait, let me take it easy, the amount of information is too much."

"Then take it easy, I'll give the child some blood."

Drink some blood?Before Li Shanhai could react, he saw Louis took out the mother tree fruit from nowhere and dripped their blood on it, and then the purple light flashed, it was done, and their child appeared like this.Li Shanhai resisted the urge to hit someone (mainly because he couldn't, the density of the skin cells of the Ilma people was too high), and he squeezed out the words between his teeth, "This is what you said to drink some blood."

"Yes, the child will be formed in a few days. In the past two days, you should first cultivate and cultivate your relationship."

As he spoke, he stuffed the mother tree fruit the size of an ostrich egg into Li Shanhai's arms. He wanted to smash it angrily, but he couldn't bear it when he touched the wall where the fruit started to warm up. No matter how strange the growth was, it was still his own child. How can I throw it away.Then he drove Louis to sleep in the study on the grounds that he wanted to take good care of the child. Thinking of Louis's expression of wanting to have an attack but unable to, Li Shanhai felt that he loved this unborn cub even more, but he didn't expect it to be Two cubs.

"Louis, come here."

"Fuwei, what's wrong?"

"Do you think this mother tree fruit is about to split into two?"

After two months, the mother tree fruit became more and more like a gourd, and finally there were signs of splitting into two. Louis observed carefully and said, "It is indeed going to split into two. It seems that they are twins. Our family has not yet Had twins."

"Oh, my second aunt gave birth to twins. Although my fourth aunt didn't give birth before the end of the world, the hospital said they were twins. It seems to be my gene."

"That's great. In the future, the children can play together without us."

"It's a good idea. The two are easy to fight. My second aunt's family is a girl who fights every day."

"I also want someone to fight with me (Ilimalians are naturally warlike, and fighting is like playing a game to them)."

Li Shanhai didn't want to talk to Louis anymore. Different species have different ideas. It's better not to try to make an Ilmaer understand how troublesome it is for adults to fight when children are fighting.As the days passed, the outline of the child in the fruit became more and more clear.

"Compound tail, let me tell you some unfortunate news, one of our little tails may be deformed without a tail..."

"It's a freak, I don't have a tail, okay! How do you look down on the Blue Star people?"

"No, no, no, I was wrong, I was wrong. The deformity is me, I am the deformity, our little tail is so healthy, what am I talking about?"

As the day of hatching got closer, the conflict between Louis and Li Shanhai became more and more serious.

"Who told you to throw the child into the lava?"

"We Ilimans use lava as a hot spring, and I took the little tails to take a bath."

"But there is a baby with me, what if he can't go into the lava?"

"But I've thrown them all, and the little tails look happy."

"Anyway, no, they are still children, you should be careful with them, don't be an example."

after a few days--

"Louis! Get the kids back from the cliff!"

"Oh……"

When the children finally came out of their shells, Louis and Li Shanhai both heaved a sigh of relief. It was too hard to give birth to a child, and they didn't want to go through it again.The one without a tail was named Li Ruisi, nicknamed Preserved Egg, because it was very black, like a preserved egg. Fortunately, it turned white after a few days of blackness, otherwise Li Shanhai wanted to throw it away for him. The one with a tail It's called Lu Yite, and its nickname is Tangyuan, because it may be that the split fruit is more nutritious, round and twice as heavy as a preserved egg.And whether it's preserved eggs or glutinous rice balls, they are all standard Yilima babies.Except for the absence of a tail, the preserved eggs are no different from ordinary Yilima babies, and they are stronger than Li Shanhai.

Li Shanhai found a fat job on Ilima Star, a librarian.The people of Ilma are restless by nature, and letting them sit in their seats for a whole day would kill them. Even Louis, a dead man, would go shopping in the street every afternoon to buy some daily necessities.oh!I forgot to mention that Louis's job is a game designer, and he is also the designer of the most popular holographic online game in the entire universe. He plays games in the study room every day to find inspiration.All in all, Li Shanhai's job is very good. Every day, he just needs to sit in his seat and use his brain to control the robot arm to collect books and see if there are any overdue people who have not returned them.Work is easy and money is abundant, so he can always go home early, and it is the same today.

"I'm back!"

The two brothers, who were still hanging on Louis's arms to play on the swing, got into Louis's arms in an instant, hugging his neck, as if they were just an illusion of Li Shanhai.Li Shanhai has been devoting himself to raising the two brothers into well-behaved and cute children, so far he has succeeded halfway, at least pretending to be sensible and well-behaved in front of him.He pressed the center of his brows with a headache, lifted the two balls out of the room, then turned around and locked the door. Louis was startled by his smooth operation and began to panic.

"Re-repeat."

"Shh~ don't talk, face/me."

Li Shanhai has been coveting the posture of ants climbing a tree for a long time. Seeing that Louis seems to be okay with two children weighing several tens of kilograms, he should be more than enough.It took Louis a long time to realize that his family's Fuwei has suffered from horse fleas again, and he must be satisfied as a partner!

"You are not allowed to use tails today... um~fuck! I told you not to use tails, ah!"

Louis hugged Li Shanhai, who was limp all over, and smiled darkly. How can Ilma people make love without tails?Moreover, after using the tail, Li Shanhai will be more sensitive, and he will be in a wave, and Louis can know what he thinks in his heart.So he held Li Haihai's buttocks, hugged him, and kindly put his hands on his shoulders.

"Hold tight, don't you just want to do this?"

Li Shanhai gave him a sideways glance, and hugged Louis obediently.In a good mood, Louis supported Li Shanhai with one hand and stripped Li Shanhai of his semen with the other hand, wiped Li Shanhai's semen, kissed the corner of his mouth and said, "It's a second, Fuwei, can you Real horse fleas."

Instead of being angry, Li Shanhai smiled, lowered his head and bit Louis's lower lip, and said provocatively, "What's wrong? Are you afraid you won't be able to satisfy me?"

Louis opened his lips and deepened the kiss, and murmured, "Let's make you happy for a while, and then don't shout that you can't take it anymore, please stop."

Then Li Shanhai had a good time, and it may be because the size of the Yilimar is energy, so every time the things of the size of Louis will be absorbed by him, and his body will become stronger, at least not once Just dizzy.But this is even worse. After discovering that Li Shanhai can absorb energy, Louis no longer hurts his body. He has to go in every time, and he refuses to do it just once. He was willing to stop.Li Shanhai has seen through it, what kind of race is purely platonic in love, and when they go to bed, they are animals that their relatives do not recognize.

"I, I'm going to cut off that, that donkey thing of yours sooner or later."

"What can I do to satisfy you after you cut me off? Go to bed when you're tired, and go to the rooftop to watch shooting stars at night."

"Well, I'm asleep, remember to call me."

"it is good."

Louis patted Li Shanhai's head affectionately, what can he do if his family is so duplicity?Pet it.After all, he recognized this person at first glance, and hoped that the rest of his life would be like this, safe and happy.

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