How can you fall in love with your fan!

Gu Zhuoli finally waited until Liao Shan was full, thinking that he could finally go home and think about life quietly.As a result, as soon as he stood up, he heard Wu Ruiqing say: "You go back first, I have a few words with my brother."

"........."

It's too embarrassing.

The man muffled: "Why did you let me go back first?"

Wu Rui smiled, "I told Xiao Shan about my childhood."

Gu Zhuoli's face became even more depressed when he heard this, and he roared in his heart, "I want to hear about things from my childhood too!" ', but his face was obedient, and he said, "Then I will go back first."

Wu Ruiqing nodded, "Drive carefully."

After being reluctantly cared for, Gu Zhuoli was in a calm mood. He opened the door and went out, but couldn't help but turn around and stare at the back of Liao Shan's head.

When the door was closed, Liao Shan turned his head almost instinctively, with lingering fear, "Brother, why do I feel that Chairman Gu is... spooky..." He looked at me with the eyes of a ghost in broad daylight.

Wu Ruiqing paused for a moment to make sure that the man was far away, then took out his mobile phone, and clicked on the popular Weibo post calling out to Liao Shan from the air.

"Xiaoshan, sit still, brother has something to say to you."

After half a minute.

"Stinky...smelly shameless!!" Liao Shan suddenly stood up, and the stool was pushed back with a clatter.

He immediately rolled up his sleeves and turned around to chase after him, "I'll beat him up!!"

"Don't mess around!" Wu Ruiqing frowned and reprimanded lightly, his voice was not loud but very shocking, Liao Shan stopped involuntarily in an instant, and looked at him angrily.

Wu Ruiqing sat him down and said, "That's it, Fan Ji is indeed at Shen Guan's house, but he has done a lot for you recently."

Liao Shan: "..."

Wu Ruiqing seriously thought about it, and said: "In recent weeks, you have topped the popularity charts in the mainland and the sales of your new album have soared. He has contributed a lot. There is also the incident of being hacked last time. Before that, it was his few Weibo posts that helped you stabilize the situation."

Liao Shan's voice trembled, "Brother, what kind of ecstasy did you give him? You won't play him bad, right?" I feel that he is not quite normal anymore!

Wu Ruiqing smiled when he heard the words, "No, I know it well. When the commercial value list is announced at the end of the year, I will have a showdown with him. He still owes me a fight."

Liao Shan, who had seen Wu Ruiqing fight when he was a child, gulped and began to sympathize with that guy inexplicably.

Before breaking up, Wu Ruiqing warned again: "Say these things just to let you know what's in your mind. Mr. Gu is still very good, don't speak ill of him behind his back."

"I see." Liao Shan sighed, lamenting the dangers of the world, but Wu Ruiqing asked again, "Are you and Shen Guan friends now?"

When it comes to Shenguan, Liao Shan is a little excited.He and his brother talked about everything, and subconsciously wanted to tell the story of Shen Guan's crush on him.But he was on the edge of his mouth, swallowed it somehow, just nodded and said: "Yes, we hit it off right away, and the relationship is pretty good."

Wu Ruiqing said "Yes", "It is a good thing to make more friends. I have met Shen Guan, and he is very measured."

Liao Shan couldn't hide his smile when he heard the words, "It's even better if you like him."

Going back that night, Wu Ruiqing waited for someone to cry as expected.

Before he had time to respond to those messages in the afternoon, this wave started again in the evening.

[Has the roe deer confused today: Although I can't say what happened, I want to ask, friend, what is the most complicated love-hate relationship you have ever dealt with? 】

[Has the roe deer confused today: Old Tie, I feel so uncomfortable, I really want to cry. 】

——Speaking responsibly, Wu Ruiqing really wanted to see that scene.

He resisted the urge to ridicule and replied calmly.

【What's wrong? 】

[Has the roe deer confused today: On the surface, my friend and I have a long-lasting friendship, but in fact, I feel that I have lost him. 】

Wu Ruiqing was patient: [Why?Don't want to be with him? 】

After a while, the other party replied: [No, I want to be with him forever.But I think it's not too far away from him breaking up with me. 】

The man was probably really grief-stricken, completely put down the burden of the enemy, and sent him a symbolic emoji: QAQ

Wu Ruiqing stared blankly at that expression for a while, and then he couldn't help but fix his eyes on "Lifetime".

A lifetime is a long time.

Many people have some so-called lifelong things, such as parental love, but he doesn't even have those.He never believed in the words "a lifetime", but for some reason, the words of that guy made him feel at ease, and even had a little expectation.

Wu Ruiqing hesitated for a moment, stretched and curled his ten fingers on the keyboard, repeated several times, and finally typed a line of comforting words.

【Relax.He will not break with you, maybe for him, you are also a lifetime existence. 】

The moment I clicked send, the window snapped off, converged into a black line in the center of the screen, and then disappeared.

Wu Ruiqing: "?"

what's the situation?

Did he send out that sentence? ?

A trace of panic and irritability suddenly spread in his heart, he shook the mouse in a daze, and tried to click on the encrypted channel, but every time he clicked on the screen, it flickered, and then returned to the main page, nothing happened.

Wu Ruiqing immediately emailed Blacker.

Blacker sounded sleepy on the phone this time, "Boss, what do you mean the network is down? If the network is down, call China Unicom and China Telecom. I'm not in charge of repairing the network."

"No." Wu Ruiqing frowned, and his tone was somewhat displeased, "The chat tool you developed has crashed and cannot be opened."

"There is still such an operation?" Blacker was also surprised, and was about to open it, when the mailbox seemed to be convulsed, and began to spit out emails one after another.

— all from another big boss who seems utterly annoyed and is trying to replace all punctuation with email counts.

【Are you there】

【Do you know that your junk product has collapsed】

【It affects the user experience very much】

【Fix it immediately】

【Why not reply】

【Emergency Quick Repair】

[It's been half a minute and it hasn't been fixed yet]

【Are you worthy of your sky-high service price】

【Ker, are you there】

【Ker】

Blacker's brain was in pain from the bombing, if it wasn't for Yuan Yuan's face, he really wanted to reply fiercely, "But your sister! But your grandma's legs!"

He immediately blocked the other party's mailbox, and then said to Wu Ruiqing in a low voice: "Wait a moment, I will investigate the accident right away."

There was a stormy keyboard tapping sound on the phone, and the ping-pong-pong sounded like a battlefield full of gunpowder.Wu Ruiqing likes to be quiet and is afraid of noise. He has never been able to understand why some people like to use such a loud keyboard, so he silently holds the phone a few centimeters away from his ears.

After a while, Blacker seemed to take a deep breath and asked, "You've hit a logical keyword."

"What logical key words?" Wu Ruiqing was at a loss.

The other party was silent for a moment, and explained after a while: "Because this encryption program is tailor-made for your two customers by the world's top hacker."

Wu Ruiqing: "...so?"

Blacker: "Every piece of software has a soul and a mission. This software is created for two opponents to freely communicate with each other. It seems simple and simple, but it actually has a very humane logic setting. For example, in When you touch some words or punctuation combinations that represent extreme anger, it will pop up very quickly, like a burst of anger. For example, when you use a tone of cynicism, this window will also go to the window very ironically. Shake aside."

"..."

Wu Ruiqing always thought that those things were caused by unstable programs written by hand.

Blacker sighed, "I randomly wrote some dormancy statements for it, and when someone touches it, the software will go into an invisible state. For example, your recent records, one of you tried to send a sentence that triggered the dormancy keyword."

Wu Rui paused, "Is it because he mentioned 'a lifetime', and the sentence I was going to post happened to contain the same keyword?"

Blacker's voice sounded a little annoyed, "No, wait a minute, I forgot the conditions I wrote into the logic at that time, let me look it up."

The process of debugging seems to be much more complicated than the process of writing programs.Wu Ruiqing went out to make a cup of tea and came back, but the other party hadn't been found yet, and while looking for it, he said to himself from time to time, "I have a bug here."

He even suspected that this person wrote a program with a bug.

Just when he couldn't help but ask, "Are you really confident to be the world's top hacker?" Blacker suddenly said "Ah", and said: "My fault is my fault, I only think about keyword triggers, Forgot to set context."

Wu Ruiqing was already a little annoyed, he suppressed the fire, "What do you mean?"

"That is, some keywords were originally thought by me to trigger this dormancy when you say it to each other. But I didn't consider that you may also bring up these keywords when you quote language or say other things .Anyway, I forgot to set the exclusive logic."

"..."

It's hard to communicate with programmers.

Wu Ruiqing let out a long sigh, and wanted to hang up the phone and find another way.Anyway, Weibo is also unlocked now, go private message that guy, that guy can't still block him now.

He was about to hang up the phone after a few perfunctory words, but he heard Blacker suddenly say: "Oh, I found it. It wasn't you who triggered the dormancy just now. Although you pressed the send button almost at the same time, he was faster than you by [-]." Four seconds later, a text containing dormant keywords was sent."

Blacker paused, and relying on Gu Zhuoli's character image deduced from his chat records, he read aloud sadly: "Old iron, let me ask you, if your same-sex friend suddenly told you that I like you, would you How about it?"

There was a subtle silence on the phone.

Wu Ruiqing's brain was almost blank.

Blacker laughed happily, "That's right, it's this kind of paraphrasing situation, I forgot to exclude it. Don't worry, the small bug will be resolved soon, and there will be no mistakes if you click on the link after 1 minute. Oh By the way, after clicking on it, I took the initiative to talk to the other party to let him realize that it has been repaired, and I don’t want to reply to that impolite customer email, thank you.”

The phone hangs up.

The empty and short reminder sounded for a full ten seconds, and then hung up automatically.After a long time, Wu Ruiqing put down the phone in a daze.

There was unprecedented confusion in his black eyes, and he stood there without saying a word for a long time.The hot air with the aroma of black tea wafted from the teacup held in the other hand, gradually creating an unspeakable feeling in the empty room.

After a long time, I don't know if it was 5 minutes, the window popped out again.

——He hadn't had time to remind Gu Zhuoli that Gu Zhuoli had already re-opened the program the moment it was repaired through his "infinite trial and error" technique.

[Has the roe deer confused today: I'll go, this software is an idiot, the developer has a deep hole in his head. 】

[Has the roe deer confused today: Let me tell you that I bombarded his mailbox just now, and he didn't dare to reply, but he probably worked overtime secretly to fix it immediately. 】

[Has the roe deer confused today: Old Tie, where were we talking just now?I was dismissed by this sand sculpture software in a flash, and I couldn't even remember it. 】

Wu Ruiqing walked slowly to the computer and sat down slowly.

His ten fingers were resting on the keyboard, but they were trembling inadvertently.

After a while, he almost gave up thinking, and typed out a sentence purely instinctively. He didn't mention the software crash, but connected to the last message sent by the man before.

[Liao Kuang Qunshan: Do you really want to be friends with him for the rest of your life? 】

The other party was obviously reminded by him, and his mind returned to the channel just now, and a message came back after a while.

【Why.It is inconvenient to tell you more, but that is already my most realistic hope.As for the others...it feels useless. 】

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Blacker: The conversation style of the two bosses is getting weirder and weirder!

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