I heard we are both straight?

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Li Shu's butt was cold, and he must have had diarrhea. Li Shu was a little sad.

Didn't eat Aunt Gu's dark food, but still had diarrhea, is this a destiny in the dark?

When Lao Liu went out, he glared at Li Shu angrily. Li Shu, who was dizzy from the torment that day, saw a little sneaky look at him.

Goosebumps all over his body trembled, he was disgusted by himself.

Li Shu, who suffered a double blow both mentally and physically, supported the wall to get up with difficulty, and slowly moved back to his seat. As soon as he moved to the door, he saw Gu Lin walking out from the inside.

Li Shu, who was floating away, was supported by Gu Lin, and Li Shu quickly hugged Gu Lin's arm tightly.

"Why?" Gu Lin looked at him.

"Don't you want to be a princess, Brother Lin, I'm too fragile now and can't stand this stimulation." Li Shuxu said.

"Well, no hug." Gu Lin rubbed his head.

Li Shu let go of his hands in relief, and was helped back to his seat by Gu Lin and sat down. Both Zhou Kai and Yu Cheng came to express condolences.

"Shu'er, have you offended someone? Someone will tie you up." Yu Cheng twisted a bottle of water for him and handed it to Li Shu.

"I don't think I have any shortcomings except that I don't study hard." Li Shu implying that I am a good boy, who can be so vicious and make me a villain.

"No, math teacher..." Zhou Kai suddenly said with a look of horror.

Startled Li Shu: "Damn it, don't scare me."

Gu Lin stopped Zhou Kai in time: "Stop making trouble, he is timid."

Li Shu was so moved that he looked at Gu Lin with tears in his eyes, but before he could say anything of gratitude, Gu Lin said again: "It's not annoying enough to sleep with me at night."

"Wori! Gu Lin, where's the relationship?" Li Shu's touch was instantly thrown into the Pacific Ocean by Gu Lin.

Li Shu patted the table excitedly: "Gu Lin, touch your kidney and answer me, how have I treated you all these years? Is it not good enough? Isn't what I gave you enough?" Li Shu pointed out the window, " Listen carefully to me, is it the sound of the sea crying? The sea is moved by my deep love for you!"

Gu Lin tidied up his messed-up books before saying, "Calm down, even if Linhai is at school, I can't hear Hai crying, but I can hear you crying. Would you like to cry for me?"

"It's over, there is no more love, you and I will cut off our robes and have nothing to do with each other!" Li Shu lay down on the table and did not look at Gu Lin.

Gu Lin ignored Li Shu, and took out a bunch of "Gu Lin study pictures" drawn by Li Shu in the morning from the messy books, and looked at them carefully.

Yu Cheng sighed: "Tsk tsk tsk, look, Li Shu, Li Shu, your favorite Brother Lin doesn't love you anymore, you should follow me, being a cow or a horse to me is better than being Gu Lin's lick The dog is strong."

Gu Lin glanced at her and said nothing.

Li Shu sat up awkwardly, with a look of grief and indignation, and shouted aggrievedly: "If you don't really like it, who would want to be a licking dog!"

Gu Lin made fun of him, rubbed Li Shu's hair, and coaxed, "Brother Lin is wrong, don't treat her like a cow, let me leave you as a noble dog, go to her It's a beast."

Li Shu rubbed against Gu Lin's hand, then leaned back on the table and looked at Gu Lin with his big eyes open: "Then coax me, I'm easy to talk, just call a few words Brother Shu."

Gu Lin leaned on the table and was overjoyed: "Brother Shu, can I give you a mirror? You can see for yourself how stupid you are, and don't follow me."

Zhou Kai was speechless: "Look at where you have all gone in your life."

Li Shu, who had his wish fulfilled, was in a good mood, and waved his hands without hesitation: "Not bad, not bad, this life is just right, just right!"

Zhou Kai shook his head: "This is brainwashed by Gu Lin, there is no cure."

"Fuck off, believe it or not, you won't be able to get out of bed because of what I did." Li Shu scolded him.

"Hey, you scared me to death. It's not sure which of us will do who with your current virtue. Also, don't climb on Gu Lin's bed tonight. After all, if he has any ideas, you don't have the energy Resist." Zhou Kai suggested sincerely.

"Fuck, why can't I be the one above! Brother Lin, are you going to let me go?" Li Shu finished speaking and looked at Gu Lin.

"I'm taller than you." Gu Lin said.

Li Shu frowned: "That's not okay, you have to let me!"

"You can't beat me." Gu Lin said again.

"I rely on us to discuss a fight!" Li Shu went crazy.

Gu Lin responded casually: "Oh, then you are on top."

"Okay brother." Li Shu, who was affirmed, glanced at Zhou Kai proudly.

Gu Lin added another sentence: "You are not heavy, I can support you."

"Fuck Gu Lin, what about human nature?" Li Shuyi asked angrily.

Yu Cheng couldn't stand it anymore: "Can you stop discussing it as if it's the real thing?"

"That's right." Li Shu lay back lazily, "I need to catch up on sleep."

"It's over, I'm going to sleep." Zhou Kai said while turning around.

Yu Cheng raised his eyebrows: "You know a lot, you, what are you, Peerless Little Gong?"

Zhou Kai immediately expressed his loyalty: "I am yours, I will be whatever you want me to be."

"I'll let you die." Yu Chengren's brain hurts.

It’s totally fine for Yu Cheng and Zhou Kai to be buddies, but when you find out that your buddies like you one day, I believe that most people are like her in their hearts. Suffering from blindness.

"It's okay, it's okay, my love for you is deep and strong, and you will feel it sooner or later." Zhou Kai didn't care, and firmly pursued true love.

Gu Lin patted Li Shu on the shoulder: "I'm going back, your uncle doesn't work overtime tonight, so he can eat a safe meal."

Li Shu felt relieved: "Let's go, I want to be alone."

"Then take your time thinking about Jingjing, Jingjing's heart is all about me." Gu Lin said.

"Go away." Li Shu didn't bother to talk to this person who even wanted to snatch "Jing Jing" from him.

Feng Shui finally remembered that there was someone like Li Shu in the world, and he was fine for the rest of the class.

In the second year of high school, those commuting students hadn't even studied at night yet. As soon as Li Shu got out of school, he rushed to Gu Lin's desk as if he was fully charged, watching him slowly pack his homework into his schoolbag.

Li Shu counted in his heart: one, two, three...

"Damn it, why are there so many!" Li Shu was speechless.

Gu Lin didn't care too much, and didn't even raise his head: "Every day is more than this, and I'm still writing half of it at school today."

Li Shu was shocked: "I actually have to copy so much homework every day? I have worked too hard and I will eat two extra bowls of rice tonight!"

Gu Lin packed up his books, put his schoolbag on his back and mocked, "You have worked so hard."

Li Shu nodded, and remembered the tragedy of the math class in the morning: "Next time I copy my homework, you watch me click, I accidentally copy the wrong copy with such super speed."

Gu Lin walked in front of him and nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, you can't do anything without someone watching."

"Gu Lin, I'm serious, can you stop being sarcastic? You've been making me doubt the stability of our relationship recently." Li Shu sighed depressingly, "Sigh, could it be that being together was a mistake?"

"It was a mistake. I shouldn't have picked you up when you were wiping your tears." Gu Lin said, "If I knew that you were a person who could be moved to tears by watching Pleasant Goats, I would definitely have I'll throw you in place and freeze to death."

Li Shu also remembered that Gu Lin didn't want to play with others since he was a child. He didn't know why, so he was willing to find Gu Lin, and he didn't leave without beating or scolding. In the end, Gu Lin was finally defeated by his tears. Under the bark.

Recalling this, Li Shu suddenly felt an inexplicable pride. Look, brother Lin is the only one who can't do anything against him. He is really a great person!

Mr. Li, you are awesome!

Li Shu smiled triumphantly: "Anyway, you've already picked me up, it's too late to say anything now, Mr. Gu."

Gu Lin sighed: "That's right, you, Mr. Li, are so tall, I was too young back then."

Li Shu took two quick steps and stood side by side with Gu Lin: "It must, I was born more than five months earlier than you."

The Gu family is close to the school, and the two usually walk to and from school.

Walking to a small stationery shop at the gate of the school, Gu Lin said that he was running out of toilet paper and wanted to buy two copies, so Li Shu went in with him to have a look.

As soon as he entered, he saw Wang Xiaohui's gang of cronies helping him to pick things up, and when he looked up, he saw him, and the atmosphere became weird in an instant. Wang Xiaohui stared at Li Shu as if Li Shu had robbed his wife.

Gu Lin saw that something was wrong, and glanced at Li Shu. Li Shu gave him a look of "you understand" and went to the other side to buy toilet paper for him.

Gu Linxin said, I don't know what a shit, and I didn't tell him about such a big thing when I got into a fight with someone, so that I would cry on him when I was so pissed off.

Glancing at Wang Xiaohui, seeing that he couldn't take care of himself, he knew that Li Shu had put all the recent fire on him, and he was beaten hard.

But it is also owed.

When he saw Wang Xiaohui pretending to be Li Shu, he wanted to give Li Shu a hard time, but Li Shu stopped him, saying that it was not worth it to be angry with such a person, and Wang Xiaohui was just a fart in his eyes.

Now that he was finally beaten by Li Shu, it can be regarded as the successful curtain call of Wang Xiaohui's pretentious drama.

But looking at Wang Xiaohui's idiot-like eyes, Gu Lin knew that this guy might come up with some kind of hurtful revenge in the future.

Gu Lin walked up to Li Shu and asked him in a low voice, "Did you hit that idiot at noon?"

Li Shu nodded: "I took off the arms, but that's not the point. The point is that I took off his pants." After speaking, Li Shu couldn't help laughing.

Gu Lin couldn't help but also laughed: "You are really talented, you did a great job, Mr. Li."

Li Shu froze his hair, and put on a pose that he thought he was handsome: "Talents are needed. Who told this guy not to wear school uniform trousers? His sweatpants are elastic. Lost."

Li Shu recalled the unbearable humiliation on Wang Xiaohui's face and added: "That idiot may be too confident in himself. He bought too much underwear, and I accidentally took half of his underwear off."

Gu Lin couldn't help but want to send a little red flower to Li Shu, and shook his head: "What else can I say except you are awesome, Mr. Li."

Li Shu took out a stack of straw paper and concluded: "So this person needs to have a clear understanding of himself, how much money he has to wear and how much underwear he has."

After finishing speaking, I couldn't help clapping my hands: "Hey Brother Lin, I'm really talented. Listen, this sums it up well!"

"You are awesome." Gu Lin picked out a few more commonly used pens, took a pile of straw paper in Li Shu's hand, and went to pay.

Li Shu looked up, Wang Xiaohui's group had already left, he expected that this group would not dare to trouble him, especially when he was with Gu Lin, if he added Yu Cheng, he would be invincible.

On the way home, Li Shu explained to Gu Lin what happened at noon in detail.

Gu Lin reminded him to be careful of Wang Xiaohui's playing tricks, Li Shu waved his hand nonchalantly, thinking where this kid's head could go.

When I got home, Dad Gu had already prepared a table of dishes waiting for the two of them. When he saw them enter the house, he greeted them: "Come on, Xiaoshu, I see that uncle has stewed big ribs for you. Son, go and get the chopsticks. Dad forgot to take them just now." gone."

"I take it, I take it, uncle, this is too delicious!" Li Shu ran into the kitchen first, and found four pairs of chopsticks.

Gu's mother said to Gu's father unhappily: "I said I would not let me do it. After Xiaoshu came over, I didn't eat all the meals I cooked, and all the hard work I made yesterday went into your stomach."

Papa Gu quickly said, "No, Xuemei, I'm afraid you'll be tired. You're tired enough from work, so take a break after get off work."

Gu Ma snorted: "You just don't want to eat my cooking!"

"How is it possible, didn't I eat all the chicken wings yesterday, I didn't have a single bite left." Papa Gu explained gently.

Li Shu and Gu Lin looked at each other, and they both saw the four characters "Papa Gu is awesome" in each other's eyes.

At the dinner table, Papa Gu put a big spare rib for Li Shu and asked them, "Is it almost the first month of the exam?"

Gu Ma glared at him: "We're still eating, so you can't say anything else."

Gu's father choked for a moment, quite innocent, he is a teacher, if you ask him to say anything else, it is also about the school.

Gu Lin saved his father: "Well, let's wait another week, the details are still uncertain."

Papa Gu encouraged them: "In a week, I can learn a lot, and if I work hard, my grades will go up."

Then he turned his head and told Li Shu: "Xiaoshu, my uncle told you that it is better to study for a better way out. You see, your English is not very good, and nothing else is bad!"

Li Shu nodded. At this time, he usually chooses to be obedient and obedient. Although he should play around afterwards, at least he can let Aunt Gu feel at ease now.

Gu Lin glanced at Li Shu: "If he studies, the school will collapse."

Gu Ma tapped his bowl with her chopsticks: "Gu Lin, can you let your younger brother order? If you don't finish the basics of the book, you can help him. You know how to play with him all day long. You can do everything. Okay, your younger brother can't help it." It takes time to learn."

Li Shu weakly raised a hand: "Well, Aunt Gu, I hooked up with Brother Lin to play with me, and also, I really don't need time to study, it's really true."

Gu's mother glared at Li Shu again: "Xiaoshu, your parents don't care about you, but Aunt Gu can't ignore you. You must study hard with your Brother Lin in the future. I will go to every parent meeting."

Ignoring Li Shutian's collapsed expression, Gu's mother continued: "Usually, I will definitely call your class teacher to ask about your situation. For this exam, you just need to advance five in your class. You cook."

Gu Ma couldn't help but laugh first after she finished speaking. She never thought that her poor cooking skills could be a magic weapon to urge her children to learn.

Li Shu made a bitter face: "Aunt Gu, don't be like this, don't you love me? How can I learn? Uncle, please save me, persuade Aunt Gu, I'm going to collapse today... "

Gu Lin smiled and gave him another bowl of rice: "Don't tell me you have to eat two more bowls when you are tired of copying homework, now you have to write it yourself, and you should eat five or six more bowls anyway."

Gu Ma immediately became vigilant, and said to Li Shu: "Xiao Shu, you are not allowed to disturb your Brother Lin's homework from now on."

He also warned Gu Lin: "Gu Lin, you are not allowed to borrow him to copy!"

Gu Lin picked up a chopstick of sauerkraut, and glanced at Li Shu in a good mood: "Deling~"

Li Shu looked at Gu Lin sadly and angrily. He did it on purpose, he definitely did it on purpose!Gu Lin must be taking revenge on himself for not telling him what happened at noon immediately, this damn thing!

The author has something to say: Tudou really exhausted all his strength to resist not writing: "It's over, there is no more love, you and I will cut off our robes and sleeves from now on..."