I heard we are both straight?

"I'll put it in your stomach!" Yu Cheng was so angry that she wanted to put the lunch box on Li Shu's face, "I wouldn't even look at this if anyone else, you two, insist on going this wrong way! I persuaded you and you didn't listen, In the future, don’t come to ask me for help if you encounter anything!”

After speaking, he frowned and took Zhou Kai back to his seat.

Li Shu looked at the rice in front of him and felt a bit blocked. He knew that Yu Cheng was doing it for their own good.

But sometimes the phrase "for your own good" is itself problematic, and it is impossible for one person to fully understand what is good for another person.

"Let's eat, don't worry about Chengzi." Gu Lin picked up a piece of meat for Li Shu, "She has been eating tofu for more than ten years."

Li Shu sighed: "I don't know why, but worry surrounds me again."

Gu Lin took out a water glass from the table and handed it to Li Shu: "Life is like a mess, how many times have I said it."

Li Shu took a sip from the water glass, was stunned by the bitter taste in his mouth, and stared at Gu Lin: "Jing, what are you doing with so many goji berries?"

"To nourish your kidneys."

Li Shuwan couldn't refute Gu Lin's expression of how stupid you are and how much you need me to say.

So is it luck or misfortune that the boyfriend has a good kidney?

Being too sexually blessed doesn't necessarily mean being so comfortable, sooner or later he will be hollowed out by Gu Lin.

Li Shu stretched out his hand to help his kidney with a sad face, feeling deeply worried about its future.

Gu Lin touched the hand that was holding the kidney: "It's pretty good, and it should be able to take care of me from now on."

"Take it!" Li Shu patted Gu Lin's hand away, with a look of grief and indignation, "Gu Lin, let me tell you that enough is enough, I'm still a child!"

"Yo." Gu Lin approached Li Shu and whispered in his ear, "The child who lies in bed and masturbates with me every day?"

"Damn it!" Li Shu was shocked by Gu Lin's shamelessness, "You are riding a horse, what are you talking about? Who else is with you every day? Cough, what's wrong with that!"

"Oh, this is my wish." Gu Lin glanced at Li Shu indifferently, "I hope you make up your body so that this day will come soon, little vanity."

"I'll be killed by you sooner or later." Li Shu pursed his lips, and poked the potatoes in the lunch box a few times as if they were Gu Lin, until they turned into mashed potatoes before stopping.

A fulfilling day passed like this. Li Shu and Gu Lin wanted to block Wang Xiaohui when school was over in the evening, but the grandson turned out to be a boy by himself at noon and pushed a student down the stairs. It is said that he fell It was serious, and was taken away by the parents in the afternoon.

Li Shu really felt that what happened to this kid was a good reincarnation of heaven, and there is some truth in the saying that he will die if he does many injustices.

Although Li Shu felt sorry for not hitting Wang Xiaohui, but now he puts his studies first, and he can't get upset because of this idiot.

He has developed the habit of "seeing Gu Lin when he is sleepy" in class now, because every time he sees Gu Lin's serious expression on his face, he will feel a sense of crisis.

His boyfriend is so good, if he can't catch up, it means that he will go to another place after college, or even if he doesn't go to another place, he will have to go to a different school. For him who can't wait to grow up on Gu Lin every day, it is too miserable.

Although Li Shu has no interest in the Air Force, but for Gu Lin, he doesn't care what he learns, as long as he can be with Gu Lin, even if you let him go to the construction site to move bricks, he will be happy.

Late at night, in Gu Lin's room, the moon was huge, and the room was brightly lit by the moonlight.

Not a good time to sleep.

"Hmm~" Li Shu raised his neck, "I'm on a horse... ah... sooner or later you'll squeeze me dry..."

Gu Lin kissed Li Shu and comforted him: "It's late, why don't we hurry up and make it up for you?"

Li Shu was so angry that he stretched out his leg to kick Gu Lin, but Gu Lin grabbed his ankle.

"His legs are raised so high, and you are hinting at me?" Gu Lin said with a smile. The benefits before going to bed every night are so good, which makes him look forward to going home after school and going to bed to "sleep" every minute and every second at school.

Li Shu was forced by Gu Lin's lust, so he could only beg for mercy: "I can't become brother Lin, I'm so stupid, I'm still a child..."

Li Shu grabbed Gu Lin's arm and kissed the tip of Gu Lin's nose flatteringly: "Really, brother Lin~"

"Call husband."

Li Shu: "..."

Biting his lips, for the sake of his wealth and life, Li Shu compromised and begged for mercy in a low voice: "Don't come, husband..."

"Well... Gu Lin, you, ah... beast!"

In the early morning of the next day, Li Shu was picked up from the bed by Gu Lin with difficulty while his eyes were blue and black.

"I'm telling you, Gu Lin, there will be no next time, you old bastard who backtracks on your promises! You are not alone!"

When Li Shu washed his face, he felt so weak and flustered, it was clearly the result of excessive indulgence, Gu Lin, a shameless old hooligan!

Gu Lin was brushing his teeth on the sidelines, his eyes were full of smiles, Li Shu's last shout last night was so flattering, as a man with vigorous blood and good kidney function, he couldn't help it.

But I really wronged Li Baobao, this small appearance is painful.

"I'm just too used to you!" Li Shu was full of dissatisfaction, and while deliberately taking Gu Lin's towel to wipe his face, he continued to criticize Gu Lin, "You just owe a beating."

"Yes." After rinsing his mouth, Gu Lin took Li Shu's towel and wiped his face, followed by Li Shu, "It's because Li Shu is too used to me."

Li Shu turned around and slapped Gu Lin on the waist, with an extremely serious expression: "Don't laugh, I am seriously discussing a very serious matter with you!"

Gu Lin adjusted his expression immediately, and looked at Li Shu with a blank expression on his face: "Say."

"I—" Li Shu couldn't help kicking Gu Lin, "I'm fucking teaching you, who are you showing your cold face to?"

Gu Lin was helpless: "Then what expression should I use to face you? My beloved classmate Li Shu."

Sure enough, Baobao Li was being impatient. This unreasonable appearance is really rare.

Li Shu choked for a moment, and glared at Gu Lin: "Old hooligans are not qualified to speak, shut up!"

This is much simpler, Gu Lin agreed with a smile: "Alright, I just keep my mouth shut."

After Gu Lin finished speaking, he smirked and bit Li Shu's ear: "Then I can't bite you, don't you regret it baby?"

Li Shu jumped on the spot as if his hair had exploded, and jumped at least one meter away. He pointed at Gu Lin like a woman from a good family: "You stinky shameless!"

Dad Gu heard it in the living room, and said with a smile: "It's nice to be young."

Shocked, Li Shu realized that he had been careless, and quickly corrected his posture, imitating Zhou Kai's ferocious facial expression to express his disdain for Gu Lin's shameless behavior.

Li Shu felt refreshed after washing up. After breakfast, he went to school with Gu Lin. Everything was the same as before, the same Gu Lin, the same daily life.

different relationship.

Li Shu glanced at Gu Lin, who was a rascal but still handsome, and was vaguely looking forward to Gu Lin's birthday in his heart.

Counting with his fingers, there are still about [-] days left, he has to prepare things carefully, although both he and Gu Lin are in very good health, but I heard that the thing left inside is not good for the health of the person below ...

But it doesn't feel so good to wear it...

fuck...so shameful...

Despite being ashamed, Li Shu secretly checked the toilet for a long time behind Gu Lin's back.

Typing in the words "same-sex|behavior" on Baidu furtively, the thin-skinned child became popular enough to take advantage of no one.

The answer given by Du Niang made Li Shu deeply feel the lack of knowledge of scumbags, and the rows of related options made Li Shushu red-faced.

Resisting the urge to flush the phone down the toilet, Li Shu covered his eyes and peeked at Du Niang's answer through his fingers.

Although he didn't know the meaning of such a sand sculpture covering his eyes, he was so ashamed that he couldn't look directly at these connected words.

When reading "...many gay men feel pain when they try anal sex for the first time, and even cause damage to the anus...", Li Shu's asshole inevitably hurts, and his face looks sad Looking up at the sky, can he give up this "birthday gift" and replace it with something else, let him sell his kidneys—

Forget it, let's sell chrysanthemum...

Li Shu couldn't help biting the handkerchief in his heart: Gu Lin, Gu Lin, I must love you so much, you can move on!

Li Shu endured the discomfort in his heart and continued to read, and found that "but with sufficient preparation, both parties can feel pleasure" and heaved a sigh of relief. He didn't want pleasure or anything extravagantly. It doesn't hurt to die, it's fine to live.

How humble...

Does he have to prepare lubrication and safety for Gu Lin?

No, it's for myself.

For his own safety.

how miserable...

Why does it always feel that Gu Lin's birthday is about to become his own death day?

Bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about, Renduniang said that after fully preparing, you can still breathe a sigh of relief.

Li Shu encouraged himself: Gu Lin loves you so much, he will definitely not hurt you.

Another voice said, "I didn't feel any distress when he squeezed you dry these days."

Li Shu gritted his teeth and blocked the second voice.

Gu Lin has taken care of him for more than ten years, and now, it's time for him to give back!

The idiom is used incorrectly!

he knows!

but!

Not important anymore!

Li Baobao, who made up his mind, acted quickly, and his IQ also soared.

During these 20 days or so, no matter how much Gu Lin made insinuations, he did not reveal any information about the "birthday gift". Gu Lin was surprised by his stubbornness.

Killing people in a dark and windy month, ah no, buying a set of nights in a dark and windy month...

"Go!" Li Shu's face was flushed under the mask, but he still forced himself to be calm and said to Zhou Kai, "You can prove whether the brotherhood between us since junior high school has been mixed with waste oil."

Zhou Kai's face didn't look any better. He looked at the pharmacy that was about to close in front of him, and said in a rough voice, "I, I'm so fucking embarrassed."

"You are so thick-skinned, what are you embarrassed about!" Li Shu kicked Zhou Kai, "Didn't we agree that you would do something for me and I would do my best to help you chase oranges."

"Then I don't know the fuck, it's—" Comrade Zhou Kai, who is always coquettish on weekdays, blushed at this moment, and after a long time, he said softly, "It's about buying a condom... "

"Don't worry about it, did we agree? Do you not like oranges anymore?" Li Shu used the aggressive method.

Zhou Kai became impatient: "I like oranges the most! I am willing to go up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire!"

"Then you go!" Li Shu said, looking a little anxious, "I told Brother Lin to buy cold medicine for Aunt Gu, so he should be suspicious!"

"I—" Zhou Kai looked bitterly, looked anxiously at the pharmacy, and then turned his head to look at Li Shu, "It's none of my business that you two have a partner, don't be old, don't keep embarrassing me, I'm also thin-skinned."

"You are not ashamed to say that!" Li Shu snorted, "Comrade Zhou Kai who took the lead in watching the film is dead?"

"Damn! This is not the same thing!" Zhou Kai tried to struggle.

"It must be! If you love oranges, go! If you treat me and Gu Lin as your brothers, then go!" Li Shu used his trump card - the emotional card.

Sure enough, Zhou Kai was embarrassed for a few seconds without tears, and then walked towards the pharmacy with a generous face, muttering: "I want Durex for condoms, I want Durex for lubricating fluid, I want Durex cherry flavor, I want Durex... What am I talking about—ah, I'm not pure—"

The corner of Li Shu's mouth twitched as he watched Zhou Kai walk into the pharmacy with twisted legs. If he hadn't really been unable to bear that face, he would definitely have gone there by himself.

When he told Zhou Kai about this, his head was almost on fire.

So fucking embarrassing.

But what made him even more embarrassing was yet to come.

When Li Shu saw Zhou Kai, who was so cowardly that he wanted to shrink himself into the ground, came out with Yu Cheng, who had a sullen face and wanted to eat people, his brain was completely shut down for a few seconds, and then a few Big characters - you're going to finish.

Yu Cheng walked to the small tree where Li Shu was hiding, and shouted, "Get out!"

Li Shu was agitated all over, swallowed his saliva and slowly came out from behind the small tree, and smiled with difficulty: "Well, Chengzi, you come out too, to enjoy the moon?"

Yu Cheng's eyes were about to burst into flames: "I reward your sister's moon! Little Lizi!"

Li Shu almost knelt down for Yu Cheng, stepped forward and said tremblingly, "Cha!"

"Why don't you go if you want to buy yourself, you are shameless for always bullying Zhou Kai!" Yu Cheng scolded.

Li Shu: "???"

Cheng Zi's first reaction was not to scold him for buying a condo?

I went to protect Zhou Kai like this, there is a situation!

Li Shu ate Yu Cheng's melon in a state of panic. He was very predictable, and it was worth him to wake up Zhou Kai, a straight man with a tendon.

"It won't happen next time." Li Shu sincerely admitted his mistake, "I promise!"

Yu Cheng glared at him, then turned around and patted Zhou Kai on the head: "You are worthless! Do whatever he asks you to do?"

"It's not Cheng Zi." Zhou Kai was eager to restore his image in Cheng's heart, and explained, "I'm doing this for the two of them, if it wasn't for Li Shu's life for Gu Lin—"

Li Shu stepped forward and covered Zhou Kai's mouth, this mouth is not guarded!

Yu Cheng looked suspiciously between the two of them twice, and then stood up: "To tell the truth, I won't kill you, it's a pleasure!"

Seeing that Li Shu was still unyielding and did not intend to say anything, Yu Cheng sneered and raised the "equipment" that Zhou Kaixin had bought so hard in his hand: "I don't want it anymore? It's quite expensive, right?"

Li Shu pursed his mouth and stretched out Erkang's hand to Cheng. After struggling for a while, he completely threw his face on the ground.

Having such dispensable things is purely a drag!

Li Shu raised his mask to make sure that his face was completely covered, and then told Yu Cheng his plan.

After listening to it, Yu Cheng pointed to Li Shu and said nothing for a long time. After being patted by Zhou Kai, he calmed down and said, "You two, you are not afraid, are you afraid of getting sick?"

Li Shu said helplessly, "Neither of us is sick, so where should we go?"

"Then, then this is also wrong." Yu Cheng still couldn't accept it, with a troubled expression on his face.

Li Shu looked at Yu Cheng and said seriously: "I like him, so I am willing to do this, Cheng Zi, do you really not understand this feeling?"

Yu Cheng was flustered by Li Shu's eyes for a moment, subconsciously turned his head to look at Zhou Kai who looked concerned, and his heart skipped a beat.

Li Shu smiled: "Tomorrow, tomorrow is Gu Lin's birthday, I hope I can give him a birthday that he will never forget in his life. Even if we really can't be together forever, he will never forget me. I understand What are you worried about, but I am not sure when we will go. Like you said, our decision to be together is wrong. But for me, not cherishing the present is the worst decision, which will make me The kind that I regret for the rest of my life.”

The author has something to say: Tudou, who smiled calmly, looked at Li Shu and the others quietly admiring the moon.