I heard we are both straight?

"Don't drink too much soy milk, Xiaoshu." Gu Ma reminded Li Shu, "The first section of the Chinese test, if you go to the toilet, you won't have time to write an essay."

"Yeah." Li Shu finally took a big sip, "Don't drink it, Aunt Gu, just look at it, my composition is certified by Brother Lin as excellent."

"Cough, cough cough..." Gu Lin looked at Li Shu inexplicably. If he could go back to the past, he really didn't want to verify Li Shu's "being the most awesome flower".

Li Shu didn't know what Gu Lin was thinking, and Gu Zizai happily ate the sugar cake made by Gu's father.

Because of the exam, the two went out half an hour later than usual.

Walking to the street corner where he met Da Hui last time, Li Shu stretched his neck and looked over there: "Brother Lin, why haven't you seen Da Hui for so long?"

"It won't wait for you here on purpose."

"But we have fed him." Li Shu sighed, "He is really a little heartless."

Gu Lin glanced at him: "If you pay because you want something in return, then I suggest you feed the stray dogs."

Li Shu cut and kicked a soda can away: "I just asked you why you are so serious."

"Seriously?" Gu Lin glanced at him.

"Serious to the point of death," Li Shu curled his lips, "It is very suitable for your status as a top student who is about to take the Chinese exam."

Gu Lin smiled and said nothing.

He likes dogs more than cats.

Li Shu licks the dog.

...

There are more than 20 girls in the class and more than 500 girls in the school. Who should he chase after?

Gu Lin really had a headache.

When the two arrived at the school gate, they were ready to part ways.

Li Xuezha was the last one in the examination room without accident, and Gu Xueba was the first one in the examination room without accident.

The exam room of the two people is separated by a building, Li Xuezha is on the second floor of the high school, and Gu Xueba is in the laboratory building, which is thousands of miles away. If Li Xuezha wants to borrow Gu Xueba's light, he usually has to rely on telepathy.

Li Shu reluctantly grabbed Gu Lin's arm and shook it.

Superficial reluctance is actually smuggling.

"I'll send you away thousands of miles away~" Li Shu sang and touched Gu Lin's hand casually, imbued with the fairy air of a schoolmaster.

In fact, if he told Gu Lin that he wanted to touch his little hand to gain some knowledge of the top student, Gu Lin would definitely ask him to pull it, but Li Shu liked this kind of sneaky feeling and excitement.

"Go away, take the exam hard." Gu Lin shook off the octopus-like Li Shu, turned and walked towards the exam room.

"Okay~Look at you~" Li Shu kissed Gu Linfei, and his smooth and fluid movements before made him blush and heartbeat after Gu Lin turned around.

This sneaky feeling is like drugs. He knows he can't smoke but still can't help doing it. He knows he should quit, but he repeats it again and again.

Endless loop.

Should he keep a distance from Gu Lin?

"Fuck." Li Shu cursed, how could he do it, even if he didn't like Gu Lin, he didn't want to leave Gu Lin, let alone he liked him.

Damn, don't think about it anymore, there's nothing wrong with it, why think about it so much, why not just secretly like it, maybe he won't like it in a few months.

So even if he did some small tricks now, he would not be discovered by others, and it would not have any impact. Li Shu gave himself a reassurance, and walked quickly to the examination room.

The last exam room and the first exam room can be said to be the two exam rooms with the most stable personnel, basically all of those dozens of faces.

As soon as Li Shu entered the door, all he saw were familiar faces. When he turned his head, he was surprised to see Zhang Quan.

Li Shu walked over and patted Zhang Quan on the shoulder: "Hey, Quan'er, why are you here again? Didn't you say that you can handle Chinese, English, and English with your mobile phone?"

Zhang Quan saw that Li Shu immediately began to complain with a bitter face: "Brother Shu, you don't know something, I copied the whole list last time when I was so fucking excited."

Li Shu was also shocked: "All, did you copy all the strings?"

Zhang Quan pursed his mouth and nodded with tears in his eyes: "Yes, I can't tell which answer is which, and I can't check it out, so I just hand it in."

Li Shu patted Zhang Quan on the shoulder, and said in a tone of someone who had been there: "My condolences, brother, you copied the correct answer wrong, and you need a wrong rhythm."

Zhang Quan sighed: "My mother almost beat me to death, Brother Shu, you have to save me this time, English, you have to save me."

Li Shu smiled triumphantly: "Whenever I don't save dozens of people, ask who in this room is not waiting for my English."

Zhang Quan gave a thumbs up: "With your words, I am relieved, who can compete with your English."

Li Shu waved his hand grandly. His English is indeed outstanding, but the other subjects corresponding to it are also the same.

But this time he is going to grow a face. After Gu Lin's surprise tutoring, at least he has an idea of ​​many things now, and he doesn't need to drop his pen. It is a very proud thing!

Li Shu took out a few simple exam stationery, a black pen, a scribing pen, and a few pieces of straw paper. The scribbling pen comes with an eraser on it, so he didn't even save the eraser.

Looking at it with satisfaction, everything is very in line with his repentant temperament. He didn't bring any exam equipment before, and he borrowed them from others. Sometimes he couldn't borrow them for the last exam. He even tried to find the invigilator. It's an awesome thing to write.

Frowning, Li Shu took out the chrysanthemum honey water that Gu Lin insisted for him to pack in some inexplicable way, and he didn't know what kind of wind he was smoking.

Leaving his schoolbag on the table, Li Shu suddenly saw Liu Yu when he went out.

Unable to hold back, he blew his whistle, and the exam was about ten minutes away. How could this idiot have time to go to the second floor? Could it be that besides Xu Lulu, he has his eyes on other girls?

Not to mention the bright face with kidney deficiency written on it, which little girl can bear such an uncertain temper?

Li Shu gleefully bared his teeth at Liu Yu, Liu Yu's face turned pale, and he was almost knocked down when he turned around and hurried downstairs.

"Stupid?" Li Shu shook his head, not paying attention.

Five minutes before the exam started, the invigilators of two Li Shu students came in. They were both quite young, a man and a woman.

Mr. Li looked at the faces of the two people, and his intuition told him that the man "the eyebrows are too low and the eyes are lowered, and he went to extremes because of his distorted mind". Son.

Looking at the female teacher again, "the eyebrows are slender like a crescent moon, the chin is deep, the chin is plump and the corners of the mouth are upturned", it is really a blessing~

Who said that reading extracurricular books is useless, look, it will come in handy, and when the female teacher approaches, he can pass the English answers to others. How witty, smart, and awesome, Li Shu is proud I kept brushing 666 in my heart.

As soon as the papers were sent out, Li Shu looked at the title of the composition first:

We grow up surrounded by elders, and we think we understand them. In fact, every elder is a thick book. Once we reopen it, we will read the truth of life and the accumulation of tradition... Read about us and them Consensus or differences in cognition between... We have grown up... Please think deeply based on your own life experience, and write a composition around "re-reading the book of the elders".Requirements: no less than 800 words...

Li Shu was stunned when he read the title for the first time. Did he ask him to write about his parents?

What accumulation can they have?The accumulation of quarrels?Accumulation of extramarital affairs?Divorce is vying not to have a son's accumulation?

Li Shu smiled mockingly, and started the second review.

Gu Lin said, don't start writing before you understand it, especially for a senior student like him, it is very, very, very easy to digress.

Elders...traditions...life...books...

Li Shu suddenly thought of his deceased grandparents. He had never met his grandparents because the two old people passed away early.

So for him, the deepest memories of his elders are his grandma and grandpa.

The second elder likes him very much. His grandma always dragged Xiao Li Shu to teach him cross-stitch embroidery. As grandma is getting older, her eyes for threading needles are always not enough. Li Shu is very talented and proficient in this skill at a young age.

Every time he was happily embroidering cross-stitch with his grandma, grandpa would talk about grandma, saying, don’t let my grandson hurt you old woman, let him embroider this when you are only a child...

Of course, grandpa only dared to babble a few words beside him. Grandpa has always spoiled grandma, and he was reluctant to beat and scold him. He would only chatter when it was about the baby's grandson.

When the two elders were young, they were the grandmothers that their grandfather chased after, and it was very romantic when they said it. Li Shu seemed to be able to hear the words that his grandfather said to him with a smile.

"Little book, your grandma was a flower in the village back then! She was beautiful! Of course she is also beautiful now." Grandpa frowned, with a smile on his mouth, as if recalling the beauty of his youth, "A lot of people were chasing osmanthus twigs back then. , in the end only your grandfather and I succeeded, do you know why?"

Li Shu still remembered that he shook his head foolishly, then nodded and said, "Because grandpa is handsome!"

Grandpa couldn't stop laughing, touching his head and praising him for his sweet mouth.

"Because I'm the most persistent, grandpa." Grandpa took a puff of his big pipe, "The girl's parents raised her so big, and they are all spoiled. If you want to marry back home, you have to be nice to her. If she doesn't have a little temper I'm impatient. The girl has given you her whole life, so what else can you complain about?"

Thinking of this, Li Shu couldn't help but think of his parents again. In this era, there is no love like that of grandma and grandpa.

What kind of love is this? It's nothing more than being irresponsible to the family and children.

Li Shu lowered his eyes, as if he knew what to write.

After having an idea, he always writes very quickly. Li Shu almost filled all the grids.

With a sigh of relief, Li Shu began to read the previous questions. He didn't expect that he would write the composition first, but it's not his fault that he couldn't stop the inspiration.

The previous questions were not what Li Shu expected, and they were basically the types that Gu Lin had told him. Even if there were questions that were not so familiar to him, Li Shu, a senior scumbag, would skip them without hesitation.

Li Shu stopped writing when he was 5 minutes away from get out of class. It was really the first time that he answered the paper so seriously. The time passed so quickly.

Li Shu stretched his waist, causing the eyes of the two invigilators to focus on this Li Shu who "has been answering the papers seriously as if he doesn't belong here".

A group of sneaky people with mobile phone notes flying all over the sky finally found an opportunity, and took the opportunity to copy and spread a lot, and they all gave Li Shu a thumbs up in their hearts and shouted, "Brother Shu is mighty!" .

Li Shu didn't care about it, completely unaware that he inadvertently fulfilled these dozens of people again, lying on the table boredly checking the papers, the last 5 minutes felt to him longer than the previous 1405 minutes.

The next subject is Physics, English and Biology in the afternoon, Maths and Chemistry in the morning, and classes will continue in the afternoon. What a sad day.

Fortunately, the day after tomorrow is Saturday, and he can enjoy the sweet recovery of being in the same room with Gu Lin.

Li Shu thought happily when the bell for the end of get out of class suddenly rang, which made him tremble with fright.

The male invigilator glanced at him, and said eccentrically: "I don't have enough time to copy, it's too late."

Li Shu looked inexplicably at the back of the male invigilator who turned to collect the papers. What's the matter with this mental retardation?

He got Zhou Kai to tell his fortune by himself, the calculation is too damn accurate, this mentality is too distorted to the extreme, but he has always answered the papers honestly, and he didn't even turn his head, what an idiot.

Suppressing the anger in his heart, Li Shu handed in the paper and left without even looking at the male invigilator. Now that he is doing well, he can't waste all his efforts just because he beat up the invigilator just after finishing the Chinese test.

For the physics in the next section, he can only try to answer some simple questions that Gu Lin taught him, and try the rest slowly. If he can do it, he will earn money, and it is not an accident if he can't do it.

Li Shu, who diverted his attention, said that he was still in a good mood.

After going to the bathroom, he ran into Zhou Kai who was in the previous two examination rooms. This guy almost drifted away with a look of "I'm so awesome".

"What? You did so well in the exam, Kaizi?" Li Shu held a thermos in his hand, opened it and took a sip. The smell of honey covered up the strange aroma of the chrysanthemum tea, and he was very satisfied.

"That's pretty good." Satisfied, Zhou Kai glanced at his thermos again, "Isn't it because you have kidney deficiency in this hot day?"

"Your sister." Li Shu raised his middle finger. "Brother Lin insisted that I drink it. It's chrysanthemum tea, not wolfberry. I'm not an idiot like Liu Yu. I don't have kidney deficiency."

"Yo yo yo yo~" Zhou Kai said in a strange voice, "Brother Lin insists on drinking~ Please tell me when you two get married."

"Go away." Li Shu scolded, but the corners of his mouth couldn't stop turning up because of Zhou Kai's words.

"Stop being funny." Zhou Kai said seriously, "Did Gu Lin give you extra lessons?"

"Yes." Li Shu also said seriously, "Did Chengzi give you extra lessons?"

Zhou Kai immediately laughed like a sunflower again: "Yes, on Saturdays, Sundays, and nights after school, I will go to my house to give me extra lessons~ My mother gave me a death order to chase after the orange."

"Don't scare Cheng Zi, you've already scared the snake, please control it." Li Shu urged.

"Of course, I won't make things difficult for Cheng Zi." Zhou Kai said seriously.

Li Shu suddenly envied Zhou Kailai, at least he didn't need to worry about his feelings being known by the person he liked, at least his feelings were encouraged and blessed.

And my own is a crime in itself, once exposed, the power is probably no less than a timed|bomb|bomb.

They talked nonsense with Zhou Kai absent-mindedly, and when the class was about to start, the two scumbags encouraged each other and went back to class.

Li Shu took a deep breath and suppressed his thoughts. His main goal now is to get a good grade in the exam and make everyone proud, and he has no time to think about anything else.

Maybe it was because he really wanted to change his ways, or maybe he just wanted to make Aunt Gu and Gu Lin happy to offset some of his guilt. In short, Li Shu put everything in the exam this time.

He hopes to do his best, no matter what the result is, as long as he does his best, he will not regret or feel uncomfortable in the end.

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