I heard we are both straight?

"Hey, baby, let's talk about the big things, don't do anything with the children, you can scare them." Papa Gu pulled Gu Mama away as he spoke, and saved Li Shu and Gu Lin In the midst of water and fire.

Gu's mother let go of her hand, grabbed Gu's father and walked out. She still didn't forget to turn her head and stare at them, saying, "You two get out!"

The two immediately stood at attention and nodded quickly.

Gu's mother and Gu's father sat side by side on the sofa, and Gu's father took a fan to fan Gu's mother, and persuaded him while fanning: "The two children are playing around, what do you think you are, look at it and scare Xiaoshu." , my uncle said to sit there, I'll see what happened."

Li Shu didn't dare to move, he and Gu Lin stood side by side obediently.

Sure enough, Gu Ma endured it but still couldn't hold back and scolded them: "You two little brats are trying to scare me to death!"

Gu Lin raised his head helplessly: "Mom, we are really joking around. If you don't believe me, we will find you a daughter-in-law tomorrow."

Gu's mother's eyes widened: "You dare! I see who you two fell in love with early! Xiao Shu, you will have a little accident before your grades go up, Aunt Gu, I will definitely punish you! And you! Gu Lin!"

As the aunt spoke, she kicked Gu Lin angrily, and Li Shu slandered in her heart: Cooperating with Gu Lin's love to kick him is all learned from Aunt Gu, and it's really the same footwork.

"You've got to take a good lead for your brother, you hear that?"

Gu Lin sighed, he didn't think about puppy love: "You heard me, I promise not to fall in love early, and I will supervise classmate Li Shu not to fall in love early."

Gu Ma snorted as an answer.

The two breathed a sigh of relief, looked at each other, and saw a smile in each other's eyes without accident, this matter was all right.

They used to play this all the time, it's just that their acting skills have improved and they can't control who you can blame.

The two were sent back to the room by Gu's father, who gave Li Shu a bottle of safflower oil and told him to rub it well.

Li Shu nodded, took the safflower oil and sat back at the desk. After such a stimulation, both of them couldn't read the book.

"Sigh." Li Shu sighed, "Mr. Gu, you should stop visiting the Nu's house in the future. The Nu's house is afraid that your life will be in danger."

Gu Lin shook his head, turned on the safflower oil, and signaled Li Shu to put his foot on his lap: "Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic, understand?"

Li Shu raised his eyebrows, put his feet up, and enjoyed Gu Lin's massage service with peace of mind.

"Understood, it seems that the servant can only risk his life to accompany the gentleman~" After speaking, he kissed Gu Linfei.

Gu Lin raised his head and pouted at Li Shu in response.

After a long silence, the two of them suddenly laughed together.

"Small, laugh a little bit!" Li Shu covered his stomach and laughed so hard that his shoulders trembled, "I laughed like this just after being fucked, Aunt Gu should really kill the two of us."

Gu Lin laughed so hard that his stomach hurts, and he nodded when he heard the words: "Tell me, if it's really chopped stuffing, is it you who eat it or me?"

Li Shu was stunned for a moment, he really didn't think about this question, but subconsciously said: "Of course I am delicious!"

Gu Lin smiled noncommittally. He felt that Li Shu must have the flavor of Coca-Cola chicken wings, which was too sweet to be cloying.

"Brother Lin." Li Shu was about to recite "Pipa Xing" with a children's language book in his hand.

"En." Gu Lin responded.

"I remember that there is a song adapted from this poem. You think I will recite the song after learning it! How can I be so smart!" After speaking, he took out his mobile phone to search for songs in satisfaction.

Gu Lin glanced at him coldly: "If you want to practice singing, get out of your room and practice, don't pollute me mentally."

"Brother Lin, as a mic master, you shouldn't hurt a tone deaf person like me. You have to love us." Li Shu put down his phone, and he also felt that it would be more efficient for him to memorize.

After Gu Lin finished writing the last question, he raised his head and tortured Li Shu's soul: "Xu Lulu is also off tune, should I love her?"

Li Shu choked, and stuck for a long time before saying: "You should love me alone. I'm afraid that if you love her suddenly, you'll die if you get excited by her."

Gu Lin smiled: "I have such great power."

"I didn't know how powerful you are. I went to play the other day. At first, a group of girls were discussing how handsome I was, but then I didn't know what the brain circuit was, so they started to praise you. This tear mole is handsome, I think there is nothing else but coquettish." After speaking, Li Shu curled his lips, expressing his inner disdain.

Gu Lin pinched the inconspicuous little pierced ear on Li Shu's right ear: "I'm a tear mole? Mr. Li, your pierced ear is not a show?"

Li Shu's skin is sensitive. After his ears were pierced, he was inflamed and bleeding. Later, Gu Lin found him a jujube thorn from a jujube tree behind the school. After wearing it, he got better. He didn't change other earrings after that. .

Li Shu disliked the vulgarity of gold and the cheapness of silver, so he insisted on asking Gu Lin to give him a platinum one on his birthday.

"Mr. Gu, please understand, I'm at best a smug face, but you are naturally coquettish." Li Shu also pinched his earlobe, and he always felt hot after being pinched by Gu Lin.

"Yes, yes, you are the least flirtatious, and you are not someone who has to visit [-] stores to buy a piece of clothing." Gu Lin said.

"I rely on me to be exquisite, okay? The basic requirements of the exquisite blue boy to himself." Li Shu retorted not to be outdone, "You still say me, don't you also pick and choose, why are there many threads on the clothes? Oh, it’s rare that it’s like that, and the clerk’s face is green because of a thread that disappears with a pair of scissors, did you notice it?”

"I didn't find out." Gu Lin patted Li Shu on the head, "I've memorized as much, so there's no need to talk about it here."

Li Shu froze for a moment, looking at the Chinese book in his hand with a sad face: "I seem to be able to hear "Pipa Xing" saying to me: 'There are dozens of classical Chinese texts as long as mine', I am suffering, brother."

"It's hard, it's right, if you delay the return of the prodigal son, you will have a few more." Gu Lin scolded him with a smile.

"How can you bear to blame me for making a mistake~ You gave me too much freedom~" Li Shu raised his head to the sky and howled.

"Little book!" Mama Gu appeared at the door suddenly, with an expression that caught me, "If you don't study hard, Aunt Gu will drop your brother Lin's phone."

Gu Ma knew that the success rate of threatening with Li Shu's own things was basically zero, but it was more effective for Li Shu to use Gu Lin's.

Sure enough, when Li Shu heard that Gu Lin's phone was about to be dropped, he immediately sat up straight and said solemnly, "Aunt Gu, you are hallucinating. I have been reciting the text seriously."

Gu Ma nodded in satisfaction, left a sentence of "I will be back" and Shi Shiran left.

Li Shu took a deep breath, covered his chest and looked at Gu Lin indescribably: "Brother Lin, my heart can't stand it, can I stop reciting it?"

Gu Lin laughed tremblingly at the side: "No." After thinking for a while, he added, "But you can recite less."

Li Shu's eyes lit up: "Which paragraph?"

"The first paragraph." Gu Lin said.

Li Shu happily turned to the first paragraph, and then slapped Gu Lin in his arms with a word of paperwork.

"Gu Lin, I love you! There are only six fucking sentences!" Li Shu imitated Gu Lin when he kicked him, and Nima kicked him again.

"Fuck." Gu Lin was shocked by his kick, "This really hurts."

Li Shu gave him a sideways look, and scolded him: "Why don't you think that, if I didn't let your mother let you, you would have died without a place to bury you, you idiot!"

"There is no place to die, Li Xiaoyou, you are really getting more and more promising." Gu Lin shoved the Chinese paper back into his hand, "Hurry up, I won't be able to sleep tonight, I will recite a short text It's all so hard."

"I'm so fucking young—"

"Stop fucking it." Gu Lin interrupted him, "Hurry up and recite it, I'll give you another half an hour, and I'll come and test you." After speaking, he got up and was ready to go out.

"Then why are you going?" Li Shu grabbed Gu Lin's clothes.

"Let's go, I'm going to wash up, it's so hot." Gu Lin said.

"Oh, go ahead, it's approved." Li Shu waved his hand, turned his head and continued to fight "Pipa Xing".

In the evening, after the two of them washed up, Li Shu succeeded in laying on Gu Lin's bed with the excuse of "I'm so tired, I can't even move a finger, so I don't want to go back to my room".

The room was quiet, and Gu Lin's breathing could be clearly heard.

Li Shu touched the tip of Gu Lin's nose, and asked in the smallest voice he could speak, "Brother Lin, are you asleep?"

Gu Lin opened his hand, muttering in a half-asleep state: "I was woken up by you even when I was asleep."

Li Shu whispered in surprise: "What? I have already said it with the smallest voice."

Gu Lin struggled to open one eye: "Are you my brother? I'm so sleepy right now. I'll talk about something big tomorrow."

"Oh." Li Shu agreed, and after thinking about it, he couldn't help poking Gu Lin's face again.

Gu Lin felt that he was usually not angry about getting up, but today he had to be impatient to change someone after such a toss.

"Li Shu, you are sick and treated." Gu Lin kicked Li Shu's stomach hard, and kicked him silently.

Gu Lin turned his back to Li Shu, and cursed in his heart: What the hell is this little idiot doing again?

Thinking of something suddenly, Gu Lin sighed and turned around again.

Sure enough, Li Shu huddled into a small ball. He didn't know whether to cover his kicked stomach with his hands or hug his legs. He looked at him pitifully, but he didn't dare to say a word.

Li Shu felt that Gu Lin was really impatient. After kicking himself, he turned around in anger and was about to make another kick.

Gu Lin looked at Li Shu helplessly, and stretched out his hand to grab Li Shu into his arms: "You're just used to it, why didn't you have this problem before."

Li Shu was so excited that he rubbed Gu Lin's neck and said, "Didn't my big bear be picked up by the trash collector, otherwise no one would care to hug you."

"Like a bitch, you can't fall asleep without cuddling something, what's wrong with you?" He said, but patted Li Shu's back with his hands.

Stay with Li Shu for two more years, and he will have experience in getting married and raising children in the future.

"Have you ever heard that when you are sleeping, the big bear will help you drive away the monsters that want to eat you." Li Shu's tone was a little innocent.

"I've never heard of it." After finishing speaking, Gu Lin glanced at Li Shu, who was curling his eyes and mouth, knowing that he was not happy, and said, "I'm here and you still think about it? Mr. Li, you are really too much."

"How can it be, Mr. Gu, you are always the only one in my heart." Li Shu bumped Gu Lin with his head.

Gu Lin was so sleepy that he rubbed Li Shu's head and said, "If you care about me so much, let me sleep well, brother."

"Okay brother." Li Shu was completely satisfied, and lay down on Gu Lin's arms to sleep obediently.

The next day, the two of them went to school refreshed after eating the loving breakfast made by Gu's father.

After six o'clock in the morning, most of the small stalls on the street are still open. Occasionally, there is a full breakfast shop, and the boss's busy shouts can be heard from a long distance away.

There was a hint of coolness in the air, taking a deep breath straight into the lungs, the whole person was much more energetic.

"The weather at this time is really nice." Li Shu took a deep breath of the morning air, and walked with arms and legs thrown.

"Do you want to throw off your arms? If you don't need your limbs, you can donate them to the pork market," Gu Lin said.

Li Shu cut it, and suddenly saw a big gray cat at the corner, staring at the two of them covetously.

Li Shu was amused at the time, pointed at the big cat and said to Gu Lin: "Brother Lin, brother Lin, do you think this cat is staring at me?"

Gu Lin followed his hand to look over, and there was a big buried cat lying next to a pile of garbage, which was almost the same color as that pile of garbage, and he couldn't see it unless he looked closely.

"Why are you staring at you when you have nothing to do?" Gu Lin said.

"Does it like me? If I give her a ham sausage now, will it turn into a beautiful woman and come to my house to repay her favor at night?" Li Shu looked excited.

"Are you mentally retarded, Baby Li?" Gu Lin said, but after thinking about it, he took out a sausage from his schoolbag, opened it and walked towards the corner.

Li Shu followed up with a smile: "Look at you, you have a bean curd heart with a knife mouth, if I was mentally retarded, you would not run away."

Gu Lin tore a piece of paper and spread it on the ground, and picked a clean looking stone to press the corner of the paper, and then squeezed the sausages into small pieces and placed them on the paper.

Li Shu did all the hard work for him: "Brother Lin just feeds a cat, can we not be so delicate? Look at the greediness of Dahui, he is about to come down."

"Big Hui?" Gu Lin looked back at him.

"I gave it a name!" Li Shu looked at the big cat proudly.

"Tsk." Gu Lin turned his head and continued to feed the cat.

"Dahui" meowed proudly, then bit the remaining sausage in Gu Lin's hand, which made the two of them laugh.

"Dahui, you are too greedy, and my brother Lin didn't say I won't give you the rest, just hold on." Li Shu tried to touch Dahui's head, but was slapped away by a paw.

Gu Lin pulled the sausage out of Da Hui's mouth with a strong tug, quickly squeezed it into small pieces and put them on the paper.

Da Hui sniffed and sniffed the sausage wrapper, and after making sure there was nothing inside, he settled down and ate the sausage on the paper.

"Dahui, do you have bad eyesight? What's the smell without seeing you?" Li Shu took advantage of the cat's unpreparedness and quickly touched the cat's head.

Gu Lin looked disgusted: "Are you dirty?"

Li Shu made a gesture to touch Gu Lin's face with the hand he used to touch the cat, but Gu Lin couldn't do it, he stood up and kicked him.

"Brother Lin, I was wrong, I won't touch you!" Li Shu raised his hands in surrender.

"The big gray is not blind, the cat can't see what is in front of it, you little idiot." Gu Lin turned and walked to the school after finishing speaking, ignoring the shocked Li Shu.

Li Shu waved his hand to Dahui as farewell, but he was as cold as Dahui and didn't even give him the corner of his eye.

Quickly catching up to Gu Lin, Li Shu asked, "Are all the cats blind or just our cat?"

Gu Lin didn't have any tricks against him. In just a short while, Da Hui was called Da Hui, and he belonged to "our family".

"It's not blind. All cats can't see things within 30 centimeters. The reason is to go to Baidu, Li Baobao." Gu Lin said, "Knowledge is everywhere, you still have something to learn, you little idiot."

Li Shu elbowed Gu Lin and said, "What a day, you called me an idiot and called Gu Lin addicted."

"Then can you stop doing things that make me call you an idiot?" Gu Lin said.

"Of course!"

"Little idiot."

"...Gu Lin, you're going to die!"

The author has something to say: Tudou once thought that my master's eyes had something wrong...

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