Things can always be paired successfully

When Lian Xiao got off the plane and came home, it was the evening of the [-]th of the New Year, and the family had already bought all the Spring Festival couplets and blessings.

There is a custom in his family that these things must be posted when he comes back.

It might be because of the phone call. As soon as Lian Xiao entered the house, his father put the newspaper down and asked, "Are you back?"

He froze for a moment, then replied yes.

The relationship between the two is no longer what it used to be, and they have nothing to say for a few days.

His mother was cooking in the kitchen. Even Xiao called back and said that he would be back a few days later, but the family didn't ask much.

His mother heard his voice, came out wearing an apron, pointed to the couplet and said, "Take it with your dad and post it, good luck in the coming year."

"Ah."

Lian Xiao smiled, put the bag on the sofa, walked over to pick up the couplet, and looked back at his father.

His dad got up: "I'm looking for glue."

The father and son joined hands to paste the couplet and the word "Fu".

This year's atmosphere is better than usual. When Lian Xiao and his mother went out to buy new year's goods, the mother kept talking and she was in a good mood.

Lian Xiao was afraid of going home because he was worried that the atmosphere at home would be too dignified, and he would feel guilty, thinking that it was all caused by his coming out.

Seeing that the two elders seemed to be in a good mood now, he breathed a sigh of relief.

At the New Year's Eve dinner, three people sat around a table, and his father opened a bottle of wine, and the two drank several measuring cups.

The consequence was that during the Spring Festival Gala, the two men lay on the sofa and fell asleep, the sound was so loud that it annoyed his mother's ears, and he couldn't hear anything sung or said during the Spring Festival Gala on TV!

"Old Lian! Get up! Go back to bed and sleep!"

In a daze, Lian Xiao heard his mother's voice.

He opened his eyes, rubbed them, and found himself covered with a quilt when he got up.

"Son, you go back to your room and sleep," said the mother, "don't catch a cold."

"Oh."

Lian Xiao frowned, his head was still a little groggy, he wanted to find his mobile phone, but after searching for a long time, he found it under his body.Click to open it, fuck it!

[-]:[-]!

More than a dozen missed calls were all from Liao Ran!

The crackling text messages of other people's New Year's greetings have already filled up the mobile phone.

Lian Xiao woke up with fright, jumped up from the sofa, didn't even bother to put on his slippers, and ran into the room thumping.

After closing the door, he immediately called Liao Ran.

No answer for the first time.

I didn't pick up the second time either.

"..."

Lian Xiao is in a hurry, is the little milk dog angry, or is he asleep?

The third time he was about to give up, the phone picked up.

"Happy New Year!" Lian Xiao mobilized all his enthusiasm and yelled at the phone with a particularly festive voice.

"Happy with your size." Liao Ran's voice was cold.

"..."

"I drank wine with my dad at the New Year's Eve dinner, and then fell asleep," Lian Xiao quickly explained, "I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry."

Seeing that Liao Ran didn't answer, he asked again: "Did you lie down and sleep?"

"Well, I fell asleep, and fell asleep."

Even Xiao Mingming heard the sound of fireworks, firecrackers and tourists cheering on Liao Ran's phone, but he didn't expose it, and said along the way: "Then you go to sleep, remember to cover the quilt, don't freeze, you sleep like a fight Yes, forget about kicking me, and kick the quilt."

"Next time I'm going to kick you out of bed," Liao Ran couldn't help laughing, "You're the one who can't drink, you still said me before."

"Hey, what you said is right." Seeing that Liao Ran wasn't angry, Lian Xiao felt at ease. He lay back on his bed and said, "I saw your red envelope."

"I saw yours too."

Lian Xiao clicked his tongue: "No, what's wrong with you? Those words written on the red envelope? Are you looking for soots?"

Liao Ran giggled: "Did I write it wrong?"

"Hey, that's right, even if my brother is alive and well, doesn't he make you scream every time? It's always going to be non-stop."

"Get out!" Liao Ran scolded with a smile, "It's obviously you who shouted, shameless!"

The two were tired of laughing on the phone, Liao Ran said again: "Xiao Er, you said to give me a photo of you when you were young."

"Well," Lian Xiao turned over and got up, and turned on the room light, "You wait, I have a lot of photos, I'll take them for you, and see which one you want."

Lian Xiao plugged the earphones into the phone, then retreated to the WeChat interface, facing his photo album, took pictures of his childhood and sent them to Liao Ran.

From infancy, all the way through high school.

"How is it? Wasn't my brother cute when I was young?"

"It's cute, it's almost the same as now!"

"..."

"Then I was handsome in high school?"

"It's really handsome," Liao Ran looked at a photo of Lian Xiao playing basketball, he leapt forward, his muscles tensed, and he looked very youthful, "I really want to eat it."

"..."

"Which one do you want?" Lian Xiao asked.

"I want everything." Liao Ran returned.

"No, only one," Lian Xiao said, "unless you exchange yours with me!"

Liao Ran felt a little bit bitter. The only photo of him when he was a child was given to Lian Xiao, and Sister Lan kept it in her wallet all the time. After the divorce, he stayed at his father's house and didn't take it away. He didn't take many pictures after that. pass.

Liao Ran hesitated for a moment, then said, "I want the picture of you sitting on a stool and eating lollipops when you were young."

"Which one?"

Liao Ran sent back: "This one."

"..."

"Fuck..." Lian Xiao was taken aback, "This one won't work!"

"Why not? I want to do this! I want to!"

"This piece is so fucking exposed!" Even Xiao's face turned dark, inside he was wearing crotch pants, his legs were spread wide apart, like a straight leg, a proper dark history!

"I want it!" Liao Ran insisted.

"Hey, dear, can we change it?" Lian Xiao begged for mercy.

"No!" Liao Ran said, "Besides, I've seen your long-haired body, so what else is there to hide?"

"..."

In the end, Lian Xiao didn't care, he chose the one he thought was the most handsome and gave it to Liao Ran.

It was taken before he gave a speech when he was a child. He was wearing a small suit and a small bow tie. He was very handsome.

It's just that after he took the stage, he stuttered for a full 10 minutes and almost ran down crying.

"Hey? Xiao'er, you don't have the sound of fireworks?"

"Ah," Lian Xiao returned, "Shenzhen is very strict, especially in our compound. At most, you can play a recorded version of firecrackers."

Liao Ran was overjoyed, and asked again: "Where is your family, where are you so strict?"

Lian Xiao casually posted a positioning, and said: "It was fun when I was a child. I could set off firecrackers and fireworks. I often went to the top of the building to set off. You know what you are good at?"

"Ah."

"I remember one time, when I played with my cousin, I burned someone's phone line, haha!"

"You are too bad, bad boy!"

Lian Xiao rubbed his eyes: "No, I was too young at that time, and I didn't even know that it was a telephone line. If I knew, I would burn our house down. Who told the head teacher to call my house all the time and say I was coming."

Liao Ran laughed happily: "Were you naughty when you were young?"

"Skin, very skinny," Lian Xiao smiled when he thought about it, "My dad even whipped my ass, it hurts me to death!"

"Well, next time I sleep with you I'll spank your ass too."

"..."

"You are really..." Lian Xiao was speechless, "It's Chinese New Year, and you are not by my side, so talk about this!"

Liao Ran smirked into the phone.

The two chatted about their childhood, and it lasted two hours in a flash, until his mother got up and went to the bathroom and knocked on the door: "Who are you talking to? It's late, go to bed early."

After Lian Xiao said oh, he coaxed his precious son Liao Ran to hang up the phone after coaxing him for a long time.

After hanging up the phone, Lian Xiao stuffed the photo into his wallet, pressed the photo of little Liao Ran, and went to sleep contentedly.

On the first day of the new year, Lian Xiao wanted to sleep in, but was scooped up by his mother early in the morning.

The family of three dressed appropriately and went to the mall.

This year is Lian Xiao's birth year, he changed into red pants early in the morning, his mother thought it was not enough, so she wanted to buy some more for him.

Lian Xiao silently followed her family selection all the way, his face almost turned red.

When he was about to leave, he remembered that Liao Ran was also born this year, so he secretly bought one and took a photo and sent it to Liao Ran: "Look, brother bought you a pair of red underpants. You can wear them later. I have them too, lovers." payment!"

"Goodbye." Liao Ran replied.

After a few seconds, Liao Ran replied, "Keep it for yourself, wear one and buckle the other on your head. It's a joy."

"..."

His father stood in front of the wine cabinet and bought several bottles of good wine in a row.

Lian Xiao asked his mother: "Why do you buy so much? Don't you have some at home?"

"Give off relatives, and guests can drink." After finishing speaking, my mother walked over to help pick.

When he entered the supermarket, his mother chose a lot of high-end ingredients, and Lian Xiao asked again: "Are you finished with the leftovers at home?"

"Not yet," my mother picked up a few hairy crabs, "I have guests tonight, so I have to prepare a good meal."

Lian Xiao pushed the shopping cart and asked, "Who? Come to pay New Year's greetings on the first day of the new year?"

Mom just smiled: "You will understand then."

Lian Xiao returned home, lay down to catch a nap, and just dreamed that he and Liao Ran were paying New Year's greetings to Lao Wang and Lao Li, when the door was knocked again.

"Xiao Xiao, wake up, hurry up! There are guests." Outside was his mother's loud voice commanding thousands of troops while dancing in the square.

"Here we come..." Lian Xiao took a breath, rubbed his eyes, and got up to open the door.

As soon as he opened the door, my mother squeezed in and closed it.

"Hurry up, change into more refreshed clothes, brush your teeth, wash your face and comb your hair."

"When was your son not so handsome?" Lian Xiao yawned, "Who is it? Do you have to make it so grand?"

Mom gently patted his face: "Uncle He and his family are here to celebrate the New Year, don't talk so much, go and clean up yourself, don't let people wait."

Lian Xiao frowned. He knew that Uncle He was an old friend and colleague of his father. He was in the same unit and a leading cadre. He followed his father to pay New Year's greetings when he was a child.

Lian Xiao's room has a separate bathroom, he went in to brush his teeth, halfway through brushing he took a picture and sent it to Liao Ran, and typed "I'm having an epileptic seizure".

But Liao Ran didn't reply to him, so he didn't know what he was up to.

After washing up, Lian Xiao changed into a dark blue sportswear, and he was still wearing Liao Ran's cool one. What should I do?

He looked in the mirror and clicked his tongue. He was really handsome.

He hooked his lips into a smile, and just as he turned around, he realized something was wrong again.

It's not like I'm meeting my daughter-in-law and mother-in-law, why am I dressed so handsomely?

So he changed into a less handsome sportswear, opened the door and went out.

There are three guests sitting in the living room.

A bald and middle-aged fat man, Lian Xiao somewhat recognized it, it was Uncle He.It's just that time is not forgiving, and his figure is a bit exaggerated out of shape.

Sitting next to him was a middle-aged woman, wearing bright clothes and having her hair done specially, which looked very festive and appropriate for the occasion.

Then there was another girl with short hair and wearing a white dress. She looked good and had a good temperament. When she saw him, she nodded politely.

Seeing the two parents sit together and brag about each other's business, Lian Xiao had a bad omen, and the little joy built up at home in the past few days was swept away.

He couldn't help frowning.

His mother saw him frozen in place, so she whispered a reminder: "Xiao Xiao, why don't you say hello when you see people?"

Lian Xiao said lightly, "Hello, uncle, hello, aunt."

The parents of the other party nodded politely, and then Uncle He said: "Old Lian, your son has grown so tall and big all of a sudden, and we are getting old too!"

"That is."

His father smiled and filled each other with tea, and the two veteran cadres who were about to retire continued to recall the past.

The other party's mother exchanged greetings with his mother.

She said: "Your son is really a good-looking talent, but he is handsome. He looks a bit old and young, and he will definitely be able to do a great job in the future."

His mother also replied: "Your Yingying is so beautiful. I heard that she passed the eighth grade of piano, right? She is doing well in her studies. How did you teach her?"

Even Xiao was not at all interested in these empty and embarrassing topics between the parents.

He walked to a corner, picked up the remote control, switched to the sports channel, and watched the NBA quietly by himself.

He turned on the phone from time to time to see if Liao Ran replied, but after several times he didn't see anything, he was a little annoyed, and sent a sentence: "Damn! Why don't you answer my words? You are getting fatter and fatter!"

2 minutes passed.

He posted again: "I'll tell you when you're done, next time I'll let you experience what it means to be unable to get out of bed for half a month!"

His father saw him sitting on the edge and playing with his mobile phone, so he said, "Why don't you talk to Yingying? Just look at it for yourself? Don't ask other girls if they like her." Watching a football game? Just watch it yourself."

Yingying laughed softly, and replied tactfully: "Uncle Lian, I also like to watch football games, it's fine."

Lian Xiao felt that the New Year's Eve still had to be calm, so he asked again: "What channel do you want to watch, I'll cut it for you."

"It's okay, you can continue to watch the game, I like to watch it too, I'm a Curry fan."

Even Xiao was the same, he didn't care too much, and replied: "Really? I also like watching him play."

Originally, it was nothing special for two young people to find a common topic to chat to pass the time, but it was over-interpreted by the two aunts.

Lian Xiao's mother: "Look, what am I talking about, they definitely have something to talk about!"

Yingying's mother: "Yeah, I see Xiao Xiao is so tall, he must be good at playing basketball, right?"

Lian Xiao's mother: "He just loves playing ball too much! He doesn't pay much attention to his studies!"

Yingying's mother: "That's right, the current child, Yingying was arguing with me to learn the piano from the beginning, and if she doesn't learn, she won't grow her hair, which makes me anxious."

Lian Xiao: "..."

Yingying: "..."

Lian Xiao chatted with Yingying without saying a word. She really likes to watch the football game and can chat with Lian Xiao.

When it was almost time to eat, his mother went into the kitchen to cook, and then Yingying's mother gave her a wink, and Yingying, who had been enjoying watching the game, had to get up and go in to help.

At this time, the topic suddenly turned to Lian Xiao.

Uncle He asked, "Xiao Xiao, what are your plans after graduation?"

He replied, "Into the bank."

The smile on his father's face froze for a moment, and then he said immediately: "I originally wanted to send him to study abroad, but he didn't want to go, he didn't want to study, so I planned to let him enter the bureau as soon as he graduated , do it first, and then slowly test the establishment."

Even Xiao didn't understand where the courage came from all of a sudden, and his voice was raised once: "I have already applied for a job in a bank in Lijiang, and I will report after graduation."

As soon as he said this, the smiles on Yingying's parents' faces froze, and his father's even went straight to him: "What kind of bank do you want to get into? Are you asking for deposits every day like a grandson, and going for a loan?!"

His father's yelling stunned everyone in the room, and his mother hurried out of the kitchen, persuading him, "Old Lian! Speak up if you have something to say! What are you shouting for?"

Lian Xiao was not afraid at all, he got up and went back to his room directly.

"Lian Xiao!" His mother chased after him, but she didn't catch up, and knocked on the door, "Why are you hiding in the room?"

Lian Xiao replied sullenly: "I'm a little sleepy, call me again when I'm eating."

Then he threw himself on the bed, upset, and beat the bed with clenched fists.

Lian Xiao, tell them about your fucking future!Say you have someone you like!

What kind of man is he beating the bed here?

I will protect you with one word!

Why are you protecting Liao Ran?

He took a deep breath, took out his mobile phone, and seeing that Liao Ran didn't answer, he dialed the phone directly.

"The number you have dial can not be reached."

"Depend on!"

Lian Xiao threw the phone on the bed, put his hands and feet on it together, and pounded the bed loudly.

After a while, he picked up his phone and sent Liao Ran a WeChat message: "Fuck, arrange a blind date for me on New Year's Day!"

"I'm going to explode!"

He took a few breaths: "Ran'er, I decided to tell them that I'm with you."