Things can always be paired successfully

After Lao Wang came back to his senses and found that he had won, he was stunned for a long time.

"Perfect, perfect," he was really happy, took a big sip from the bottle, "that's it for tonight, no more fun."

Lian Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Old Wang, I heard from Ran'er that you drink very well, is it true?"

"Ah," Old Wang put down the bottle, "It's half the truth. I usually don't drink to the full. I drink it when I'm almost done. It always gives people a feeling that there is still more to say."

Lian Xiao bared, and realized that it was fine if he didn't speak, and it was quite funny when he said it, so he knocked the bottle with him, and they both drank it and punched it.

At this moment, Lao Li couldn't help but add a paragraph: "Forget it, once you drink too much, you can't control your mouth. You can talk to everyone, and you have a bit of a big tongue. You don't know what it is when you talk a lot, and the logic is extremely confusing. And people are not very honest, once I sent you home, I saw you closed the door, I just arrived at the door of the inn, I saw you again, I went, I was scared to death, there was a gap of two or three Ten kilometers away, I thought I saw a ghost!"

It was very unpleasant for Lao Wang to be exposed. Except for Lao Li, no one in Lijiang could live to see him drunk like that.

"You didn't take a taxi for me! You took a broken three-wheeled car, bumped it all the way and vomited all the way, so the driver wanted to push you into the ditch halfway, you know!"

Lao Li refused: "Aren't I just here to see you off? I said that I can sleep in my hotel, and you have to go back. How can I see Li Bai on the top of the building in the middle of the night? , can I vomit like an idiot?"

Lian Xiao and Liao Ran laughed together for a long time, and they almost retreated into the back of the sofa.

Even Liao Ran, it was the first time I saw the two of them bickering in a formal occasion.

Lian Xiao wiped away tears from laughter: "The Sword of the Great River is coming from the sky!"

Liao Ran followed immediately: "If you have wine today, you will be drunk today!"

Several people quarreled for a while, and ordered another beer.

Lian Xiao found that he was still too immature, and wanted to control Liao Ran, but his skills were not strong enough.

This guy had already drank three bottles while he was not paying attention.

It was Wu Xiang, the owner of the shop, who brought them beer.

He went out to eat a meal just now, and when he came back, he brought a bag of citrus, which was distributed to each table.

"Come here, add some vitamin C." He was grinning, almost like a salesman.

Lian Xiao put a tangerine in Liao Ran's hand, but Liao Ran arrogantly refused to accept it: "I don't know how to peel it."

"Then take the skin and eat it!"

"You peel me, I'm a patient."

"Damn," Lian Xiao couldn't do anything with him. After peeling him, he just wanted to feed him like yesterday. When he saw so many pairs of eyes around him, he paused for a moment under the expectant eyes of the other party, so he had to stop. The other party has it in his hand, "Eat it yourself!"

Liao Ranbai squinted and complained before eating the citrus: "The fruit is so sour."

Lian Xiao said: "If you drink so much wine, the taste will change."

Wu Xiang and the singers on the stage held wine bottles and came to pay respects table by table. Firstly, it could strengthen everyone's relationship, and secondly, the singers could also take a break.

His voice was so roaring that even when Xiao and the others were at the table, he couldn't quite hear his words clearly.

Wu Xiang gave a brief introduction to the singer, and patted him on the shoulder: "A good buddy I met in Xi'an, Zhang Xi, I got along very well with him. As soon as he heard that I had a bar in Lijiang, he contacted me as soon as he came over. It’s enough to be loyal to me!”

Although Lian Xiao felt that Boss Wu's words were a bit exaggerated, but for the sake of free fruits, he didn't care so much with him.

Several people touched the bottle and took a sip.

Lian Xiao squinted at Liao Ran, and found that he was drinking happily, so he quickly reached out to tear his bottle off.

Liao Ran refused to accept it, and frowned at him with fierce eyes.

Lian Xiao became even more arrogant, raised his eyebrows, raised a hand as if to hit, and stared back.

Dissatisfied?Don't drink if I don't let you drink!Looking for you!

Zhang Xi smiled after drinking: "Everyone have a good drink tonight. If there is any song you want to hear, I will sing it to you."

Lian Xiao was caught at the G point by his words just now: "I really like the way you sing, it feels like you are racing off-road in the desert."

Liao Ran bared: "Have you ever been to the desert?"

"That's not true," Lian Xiao said again, "After listening to what you said, I kind of want to try setting up a pot on the side of the road to Tibet, and cook a mutton soup for drinking."

Liao Ran put his hands on his shoulders, pointed at him and said with a smile: "This guy is a cloud backpacker. These things are all learned and sold from Lao Li's books during the day."

Zhang Xi stood on tiptoe of the wooden table with one leg, propped up one arm, and leaned forward.

His face is clean, not as rough as his singing and voice, and his body is lean.

But to be able to yell at such a volume, and yelled all night, Lian Xiao felt that his lung capacity was amazing.

He raised the wine bottle towards Lian Xiao and Liao Ran, then pointed at Lao Li with the other hand, and smiled: "I've read Lao Li's book, next time I have a chance, just hang out with him, and take advantage of it." When you are young, go out and walk more, places you have never been to are worth visiting."

A few people drank again comprehendingly before Zhang Xi turned and left.

Back on the stage, he became that wild man driving off-road again: "Sing everyone Xu Wei's "Travel."

He plucked the strings, kept looking in the same direction, where the man was sitting, and began to sing.

"Always on the long road

Only the green hills are hidden among the white clouds

Butterflies walk freely in the clear stream

Look at that sunset blooming in the sky

There is a flock of birds returning to the west

Whoever draws this world and draws me and you"

The man with shoulder-length hair listened quietly to Zhang Zi's song at the intersection of light and darkness. He glanced over Lian Xiao and Liao Ran who were bickering in front of him, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

These bars are very noisy, the shops on Guzhen Street are closed, only a few small restaurants are still lit, but the bars are still singing.

Of the four, except for Liao Ran who didn't drink very much because of Lian Xiao's relentless obstruction, the other three were a little bit drunk, especially Lao Wang, who didn't know which song sang to his heart , or the inexplicable win in the game made him too excited, his whole body was like a water pump, and he drank many bottles in a row.

He is the smallest in stature but holds the most wine.

Lian Xiao likes to run to the toilet as soon as he drinks beer. This night he has been in a steady stream, and now on the way back, he feels it again.

In order to distract his attention, he put his hands on Liao Ran, making a lot of small movements.

"Is it cold?"

He rubbed Liao Ran's arm and asked.

"You rubbed off a layer of skin." Liao Ran turned his head away, smelling the smell of alcohol in his mouth, "Don't go back, you fainted."

Lian Xiao laughed a few times: "Think I'm you?"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his finger and scratched the bridge of Liao Ran's nose, drank some wine, and became bolder.

Liao Ran patted his hand: "Put it in your pocket quickly, it's cold, don't catch a cold like me."

"Then I was also infected by you."

Lian Xiao was like a rascal, he almost climbed onto someone's back and rubbed his whole body.

"Then what!" Lao Wang yelled, suddenly stopped, turned and pointed at Liao Ran and Lian Xiao.

The two of them were startled by his sudden surprise, and they stared at him to see what he was going to do.

Old Wang was in a daze for a moment, then said, "Lianzi."

Lian Xiao: "...?"

"If you catch a cold, it must be Liao Ran who caught it, and whoever made his name get infected."

Liao Ran: "..."

"Liao Ran's Ran and Contagion's Ran are not the same word." Lao Li was startled awake by him, "It's over, it's over, I see him..."

Before Lao Li finished speaking, Lao Wang said again: "I didn't touch the microphone tonight, what should I do?"

Even Xiao woke up [-]% of the time: "At least you got the Bronze II, right?"

Liao Ran nodded: "A historic breakthrough."

"Nonsense, I was originally the king," Old Wang said again, "Let me sing you a song now, brother Huxing's song that twists and turns, keeps shaking his legs, and walks like a duck. What is it called?"

Three people: "..."

"Yes, Uptown Funk!"

"..."

Lian Xiao was shocked: "He drank too much, and he can speak English quite fluently."

Lao Li frowned, pressed his browbones, and said, "Wait, the scene of a large car accident will come soon."

Sure enough, Lao Wang opened his mouth and came, his voice was still coquettish, and his small body was twisted almost to the sky from the perspective of the three tall ones.

"Too hot! (I'm too hot)"

"Too hot! (I'm too hot)"

"..."

"My brother is still masturbating at the age of 30. (Girlshityourhallelujah)"

"My brother is still masturbating at the age of 30. Girlshityourhallelujah)"

"The handicapped landlord gave me rubbing oil. ('CauseUptownFunkgon' giveittoyou)"

"If you know Billy, you are crooked! (Don't believe me just watch)"

"If you know Billy, you are crooked!! (Don't believe me just watch)"

"Ooooh~oh~~!!!"

"..."

He yelled a few times, the three of them had never been so sober, and even Xiao felt scared to pee.

Afraid of being beaten, the three of them dragged and carried Lao Wang back to the inn.

As soon as he got back to the inn, Lao Wang really wanted to go back. Later, Lao Li lied and said that Han Xin would come to play wild in the middle of the night in the courtyard of the inn, so Lao Wang was willing to stay.

After Lao Wang settled down, Lian Xiao and Liao Ran returned to their own rooms.

"Fuck," Lian Xiao lay on the bed and didn't move as soon as he went back, "He's too fucking capable of making trouble, he usually looks like a Buddha."

"He's so boring," Liao Ran smelled his body, "It smells like alcohol, let's go take a shower."

"Success, you wait for me," Lian Xiao sat up and just moved to the cabinet, "Fuck, I said I forgot something, I'm desperate to pee! It's too late, wait for me to come back!"

When taking a bath, Lian Xiao borrowed Liao Ran's soap again, he thought it smelled very good, it smelled ecstasy, and it felt like the two of them were hugging each other.

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that it was really coming, very strong, and wanted to break through the world.

Back in the house, I found Doudou lying on the floor with crispy skin waiting.

"To see grandpa, Doudou?" Lian Xiao hung up the towel, knelt down and rubbed it.

Crispy Skin also came over, let him knead the two dog heads, he was quite busy for a while.

Liao Ran kicked Lian Xiao: "Do you want to wash your clothes?"

"Is there any laundry help in the inn?" Lian Xiao grabbed Doudou's neck hair like a hand warmer, "Or something like a laundry room, as long as there is a washing machine."

"Yes, but it can only be used to wash the quilt."

Lian Xiao looked up at him: "Then what about my clothes?"

"Wash it yourself! You haven't washed it in school, have you?"

"I'm dizzy, our school has already popularized automation, okay? Throwing three yuan in coins can wash a basket, completely freeing your hands."

Liao Ran smirked: "Can you free your hands?"

"Don't teach the child badly." Lian Xiao rubbed the two dogs' eyebrows with two fingers respectively, "It's so cold that your hands will freeze."

"You stupid, there is hot water in the bathroom, and there are plastic gloves."

Lian Xiao sighed, thinking that it would be impossible not to wash them, and patted their heads: "Oh, all right, I'll go wash them right away."

"Wait," Liao Ran threw all his unwashed clothes into his basket, "There are more."

"..."

"You fucking don't know how to wash yourself?! Are you disabled?!"

Liao Ran smiled and said, "Because I am a patient."

"It doesn't matter if you are a fucking dead person!" Lian Xiao stared until his eyes almost flew out.

But after he said it, his heart was still soft-hearted, and he honestly picked up a basket of clothes: "Fuck, you threw the smelly socks in, are you sick! It stinks to death, you stepped on shit!" ?!"

Liao Ran knelt down to join the dogs, and the three smiling faces looked at Lian Xiao, as if he had no temper at all.

"You don't wear shoes when you step on shit?" Liao Ran asked back.

"I didn't step on shit!" Lian Xiao stepped on Liao Ran's buttocks, then turned and went out, "It's like eating shit, it's enough to kill me!"