Two or three things about the rebirth of the scumbag

Tsurumaru Kuninaga held the tray and hummed comfortably, looking in a good mood.

The lights in the castle tower ahead have been lit up early, which is particularly eye-catching in the dark night.This is really a good thing for Taidao, who has reconnaissance 30, otherwise Tsurumaru will never be sure if he will lose his way until dawn-and then be beaten by his colleagues and enter the room.

Step by step, he reached the end, and he stepped onto the top floor of the castle tower. The judge was lying on the soft sofa in the study reading manga, and he didn't seem to notice this side.

"Yo, the main hall!" Tsurumaru Kuninaga spoke first, and explained with a smile, "Hasebe has gone to the Tokino Government to submit the official document, and I will be in charge of delivering the meals to you."

As he spoke, he put the tray containing the food on the low table beside him, leaned over and bent down in a familiar manner, and asked with his head: "What are you looking at?"

Inokai turned the manga book in his hand slightly so that Tsurumaru Kuninaga could see the contents clearly: it seemed to be a manga about heroes, and the bald protagonist with a strange appearance eliminated the huge and terrifying opponent with just one punch. , maintaining the peace of the city.

"You seem to like stories with this kind of theme very much." Tsurumaru Kuninaga blinked his clear golden eyes, "I heard from Hasebe that when he moved, he sorted out several large boxes of heroic comics and novels."

"Well," Inokai didn't have much interest in talking, he closed the book, his eyes drooped, and his voice was so small that he could barely hear, "Occasionally, I would imagine..."

If I could have such power, at that time...

The young man in front of him looked a little sleepy, Tsurumaru Kuninaga dismissed the idea of ​​applying for a change of scenery, and poked the other person's thin cheeks, which were soft and a little bit bone-chilling, "Don't fall asleep, Lord, get up for dinner first .”

Seeing that the judge was unmoved, Tsurumaru Kuninaga continued to coax: "The dessert after dinner is strawberry Daifuku~"

Hearing this, Inokai looked at the low table next to him, and accurately spotted the trace of the pink dessert.His eyes lit up, and just as he was about to reach out to take it, one hand suddenly pushed Sheng Dafu's plate away.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga said seriously: "You can only eat after dinner."

Inokai looked at him expressionlessly, turned his head and pretended to be dead.

"..." Tsurumaru could not help but have a headache, how did Hasebe persuade the bear child to have dinner before?He has absolutely no experience in this area!

——Of course Tsurumaru Kuninaga didn’t know, Hasebe used to send dinner to the castle tower and then go to the cafeteria to eat. They all dumped all their dinner and only settled for a dessert after dinner.

So it is not surprising that this situation occurs.

"Main hall, why don't you take a bite, can you just take one bite?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was worried about being beaten to death by his servants tomorrow, squatted in front of the sofa, holding the bowls and chopsticks like an old mother, and said earnestly, "Look at this piece of barbecued pork. The meat is so beautifully cooked! It's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, sprinkled with sesame seeds... oh, it's delicious."

As he said that, he couldn't help himself to eat a piece first.

"And this grilled fish, golden in color, crispy and soft..."

"And this bowl of kelp tofu miso soup..."

“The rice balls are delicious too...”

"……belch."

After 15 minutes, everything on the tray except Daifuku was finally settled - by Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

Inokai, who was quietly watching the other party's performance, raised his eyebrows and said, "If Hasebe comes back, I know that you ate up my dinner..."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was still rubbing his stomach happily, changed his face, and immediately came to sit down, "Master, I was wrong!!"

"Who's having dinner?"

"you."

So Inokai got his wish and began to taste the soft and smooth strawberry Daifuku. Tsurumaru Kuninaga bitterly poured tea and squeezed his shoulders, and by the way secretly complained about the differential treatment of Kobo-their meals have never been so rich and good. eaten!

At this moment, the communicator on the desk suddenly rang.

It's so late, who will contact the main hall?Tsurumaru Kuninaga watched curiously as the interrogator went over to connect to the voice, and was wondering if he should be more sensible and take the initiative to withdraw, when the voice from the other end had already passed.

"Xiao Hai," the voice in the communicator was a little subtle, "...you have been complained."

Little sea?Tsurumaru Kuninaga didn't have time to think about this intimate title, so he was stunned by the meaning of the words, complain?

Inokai was also a little confused, "Huh?"

He doesn't leave the gate of Honmaru every day, who would complain about him in his spare time?

Hearing the bewilderment in his friend's tone, Shinji Tianguang put his forehead on the opposite side, and reminded him funny, "Did you forget to bring something when you moved?"

"..." Inokai and Tsurumaru Kuninaga fell into deep thought at the same time.

After a while, Inokai hesitated and said, "... Fox's help?"

correct answer.

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The Government of Time at this time, the meeting room.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

Inokai Honmaru's Foxnosuke cried so much that even his fur was wet, and the blanket under his body could almost squeeze out water, "It was dark when I woke up in Honmaru! The spiritual power of the god judge was gone! I thought it was Enemy attack, the result... woo woo... They actually left me and moved!!"

"I want to complain! Uwah—!! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Outside the meeting room, Shinji Tianguang put on earplugs and said to the communicator, "Did you hear that?"

"...I heard it," Inokai covered his ears expressionlessly in the castle tower, and Tsurumaru Kuninaga next to him had already put on his hood with a frightened expression, "I'll go to the Tokino Government to bring it back later. .”

"Remember to bring a plate of fried tofu, this little guy is crying... Puff, I can't breathe."

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Hey... yys didn't draw a single sp for two hundred, the agreed 15% probability bonus, I'm autistic.

_(:D」∠)_The ky who commented on the sp will be beaten to death with sticks, and now I just want to be like Foxnosuke, holding Anika and crying loudly (.