I was a koi in ancient times

On the first day after leaving Bliss Pavilion, I miss Yin Xuan.

Su Lan was having breakfast, and A Ting served her a bowl of porridge.Su Lan shook her head, the food in this palace is too bad, there is not even milk for breakfast.

Ah Ting saw her thoughts, and comforted her: "You can eat something, now is not the time to pick and choose."

Su Lan rolled her eyes, waved her hand at A Ting, and signaled A Ting to come over, she whispered to A Ting, "You should find a chance to find out the terrain of the palace first." A Ting nodded: "Don't worry, I promise to get the job done."

Know yourself, know your enemy, and win every battle, and you don't have any intelligence on the enemy, so how can you make trouble in the palace!

"Su Lan, I heard that you came yesterday, but I was not in good health yesterday, so I didn't come to see you." Bai Rui's yin and yang baby voice broke in.

Su Lan didn't leave her, and after finishing the porridge, she lay back on the bed and closed her eyes to rest.I complained in my heart, Bai Rui, the white lotus, really lingers.

Bai Rui put the pastry in her hand on the table, smiling arrogantly and frivolously: "You are not angry with me, are you? Please don't, I have been serving the prince day and night in the palace for the past few days. Your body is inherently weak, you know that..."

"A Ting, move her stool to my bed." Su Lan ordered with her eyes closed.

"Yes, Sister Lan."

Bai Rui was taken aback for a moment, and in the next second she was kicked firmly by A Ting and fell to the ground.Bai Rui turned her head and glared at A Ting and growled: "Are you crazy! How dare you do anything to me! I want to tell the prince!"

Su Lan snorted coldly, what else can this guy do besides suing?Is it interesting to play the routine of elementary school students all day long?She also told the prince that she would not be afraid even if she sued the Heavenly King.

Ah Ting apologized repeatedly: "I'm really sorry, Miss Bai, I didn't mean it. I have bad eyesight and mistook you for a stool. I'll help you up right now." Just as she was about to reach out to help Bai Rui, Bai Rui Rui flung it away, and Bai Rui gave A Ting a very disgusted look: "Don't come near me, you clumsy servant."

"A Ting has [-] degrees of myopia, [-] degrees of hyperopia, and astigmatism. It's normal to not be able to distinguish between people and things for a while. Don't be angry, just get used to it." Su Lan joked lazily.

Bai Rui wanted to hit someone when she heard this, but she held back, turned around and left, before one foot had stepped over the threshold, Su Lan called her: "Sister Bai Rui, don't rush to leave, we both You came out of the Bliss Pavilion, you took good care of me in the Bliss Pavilion, and I will trouble you to take care of me in the palace." Su Lan smiled and waved to Bai Rui: "Didn't you have something to say to me just now? Do you want to talk? Why don’t you leave before you finish talking.”

Su Lan kept her so much, Bai Rui didn't feel good about her, she turned around with a smile on her face, and sat down beside Su Lan's bed.

Su Lan smiled all over her face, "Go ahead." As soon as Bai Rui sat down, Su Lan immediately greeted A Ting: "Take tea!" The smile on Bai Rui's lips froze.

"Sister Lan, don't worry, you and I are old acquaintances, sister, I will definitely... ah..." Bai Rui yelled, and A Ting poured the tea from Bai Rui's head, and Bai Rui was poured into a drowned chicken.

Bai Rui jumped up from the stool like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. She couldn't bear it and pointed at A Ting's nose and cursed: "You little maidservant, I have to teach you a lesson today!"

"Miss Bai, please calm down. Did I do something wrong again? I really didn't mean it. Please forgive me." Ah Ting knelt on the ground with snot and tears.

Su Lan suppressed her smile and made up the knife: "Calm down, I told you that this girl has bad eyesight, so don't be as knowledgeable as her." She gave A Ting a look, silently praising: Well done!

The two master and servant sang in harmony, making it clear that they were wronging her.Bai Rui is not easy to have a seizure, so she can only hold back her breath.

"What are you making a fuss about! One or two don't understand the rules at all. Since you have arrived at the palace, be honest with me, or don't blame me for being cruel." Come to lecture.

Bai Rui knelt on the ground respectfully.On the other hand, Su Lan didn't have the slightest intention to get up, but instead snored.She pretended to be asleep, complaining in her heart.Little boy, who are you scaring?Still ruthless, how spicy is it?Is it abnormally spicy?

Su Lan came to the Shun Palace on the first day of her journey, and Xiao Linghan and Lvtong left a deep impression on her.Xiao Linghan, a very beautiful and immortal iceberg beauty.Lvtong, the "Nurse Rong" beside the beauty.The beauty and the beast combination of master and servant.

"I'm talking, how dare you sleep! Get up quickly." Lvtong scolded angrily.

"Sister Lutong, don't be angry. Su Lan used to be fearless in the Bliss Pavilion. Even our pavilion master let her go, so don't bother with her." Bai Rui said timidly, her eyes were full With a cold and sinister smile.

Bai Rui added fuel to the fire, Lvtong became even more angry, and pulled Su Lan up from the bed, "This is the palace of the king, so I can't let her, a lowly servant, run wild."

Su Lan kept shouting: "It's so spicy, it's so spicy, it's so spicy..."

Lu Tong stared at her suspiciously, "What's so hot? Why are you crazy?"

Su Lan looked at Lvtong pitifully and said: "Grandma Lu, you said it yourself just now, you are cruel. You are holding me so hard now, I am so pissed by your hot hands."

A Ting couldn't help laughing out loud.What Su Lan said was not unreasonable.

Lvtong was so angry that there was smoke on her head, she let go of her, and reprimanded her coldly, "Don't try to play tricks with me."

Su Lan shook her head again and again: "Don't dare, how dare I play tricks with the ruthless Green Sister, absolutely dare not." She lay back on the bed again.

"Who told you to lie down, get up!" Lu Tong frowned, this girl is quite difficult. "Also, what do you call me? Green Sister?"

"Well." Su Lan yawned, "You don't understand that, those who can be called mothers are all ruthless people with outstanding fighting power, such as mother Rong and mother Chang. If you don't like it , I can also call you Green Granny, Green Turtle, Green Hat..."

"Enough!" Lu Tong was so angry that her face turned green. "How dare you tease me!" She picked up the teacup on the table and threw it on the ground.

Su Lan shouted innocently: "You said it yourself, I didn't say it." A Ting on the side gave her a thumbs up.

Lvtong took two deep breaths and told himself to calm down.If Su Lan is not the person Lu Qiye likes, she swears that she will tear Su Lan into squid shreds every minute.

"Princess wants to see you, hurry up and follow me." Lvtong gave an order, and Su Lan and Bai Rui followed her to the main hall in the front yard. The luxurious decoration was very different from the backyard, as if they were two world.

Xiao Linghan sat high on the chair, as cold as ice, looking at Su Lan and Bai Rui with eyes full of disdain and contempt, as if looking at bedbugs.

"It's not polite to see the princess." Lvtong said aggressively.

Bai Rui knelt on the ground obediently, lowered her head and whispered timidly: "See you, I have seen the princess. The concubine greets the princess." Her voice trembled, her eyebrows were pleasing to the eye, as if a mouse had seen a cat.

Xiao Linghan didn't even bother to look at Bai Rui.

It's Su Lan's turn.Su Lan lay sprawled on the ground, and shouted on her back full of spirits: "Hello, Princess, the princess is wonderful, and the princess smiles more beautifully than flowers."

This voice startled Xiao Linghan, and successfully attracted Xiao Linghan's attention. She was slightly taken aback, and there was a trace of surprise in her watery eyes.I thought that the girl lying on the ground might not be a fool?

Seeing that Xiao Linghan's face changed slightly, Lv Tong hurried forward and scolded: "You girl, do you still understand the rules, get up and kneel down."

Su Lan leisurely shook her finger at Lvtong who had flaming eyes: "nonono! This statement is not good. I am more sincere than kneeling. I am completely convinced by the princess."

"You still dare to use forceful words to make nonsense..." Xiao Linghan stopped Lu Tong just as she was about to make a move.Xiao Linghan thought for a while, and felt that Su Lan's words seemed reasonable, so he pointed at Bai Rui and said coldly: "You, lie down." His eyes moved to Su Lan, "Get up and talk."

Bai Rui was stunned and lay down on the ground unwillingly.Su Lan gleefully kicked Bai Rui's leg, and pointed out solemnly: "Your legs are out, your posture is not standard, and you lack sincerity."

"Yes, thank you, Sister Lan, for your teaching." Bai Rui said with a grinning smile.

Xiao Linghan didn't remember Su Lan at all, told her some commonplace palace rules and let her go down.

The afternoon passed quickly, and before I knew it, it was time to finish eating.

Lu Qiye went back to the palace to have a look at Xiao Linghan, and then went to Bai Rui's room. Naturally, he had dinner with Bai Rui.

Next door, Su Lan thought to herself that it was lucky that Lu Qiye didn't come to look for her. To be honest, Lu Qiye's fake Su Tingyun's face became more and more awkward the more she looked at it!

Su Lan wrote a letter to Yin Xuan, and she handed it to A Ting, and asked A Ting to find a way to hand it out.She thought that Yin Xuan must be very worried about her, and she had to report Yin Xuan's safety.After she has figured out the terrain of the palace, she can find time to make an appointment with Yin Xuan.

Is this a secret meeting?Su Lan gets excited just thinking about it.

She was happy when a servant girl came in and sent a message, asking her to have dinner next door.Su Lan rolled her eyes, she was really bothered.She refused straight away: "No."

"Then please take a shower and change your clothes, Miss. The prince said that he will stay with you overnight." The servant girl said and left.

What should come is always coming!Su Lan sighed.Lu Qiye, a Teddy spirit, was severely punished by her in the Bliss Pavilion, and she will definitely take revenge on her tonight, fortunately, she had expected it in advance.

There was an evil smile on her lips, and she glanced at A Ting who was sharpening the knife: "Tonight I will hold back the prince who killed a thousand swords, you go find the way."

"Guaranteed to complete the task." Ating handed the polished sword to Su Lan.

After Su Lan took a bath and changed clothes, Lu Qiye arrived as scheduled. He closed the door and smiled arrogantly at Su Lan, "I'm really surprised, you are very courageous, you really dare to come to this king's mansion." His tone was triumphant .

"It's not the first time I've come here anyway." Su Lan smiled like a flower, with a malicious smile hidden in her eyes.

The servant girl knocked on the door and came in, putting the food box on the table.

From far away, Su Lan could smell a bad smell, and she had a vague premonition.The moment Lu Qi also opened the food box, it turned out that Su Lan's premonition was extremely accurate.

Lu Qiye put a bowl of cloudy black liquid on the tea table, and sneered defiantly: "Submit, woman." Su Lan's domineering appearance made Su Lan want to slap him twice.Lu Qiye stared at her with resentment and ordered: "Dry this bowl of shit!" His tone did not allow resistance.

Su Lan smiled as sweetly as a Barbie doll, and she took out the big knife hidden behind her, "Okay, let's leave your dick first!" After saying that, Lu Qiye fell to the ground.

Su Lan walked up to Lu Qiye, poohed him in disgust and contempt.

Su Lan had been on guard for a long time. She asked A Ting to light a colorless and odorless smoke in the house, and she took the antidote herself in advance.

Su Lan put a handkerchief around her face as a mask, and she moved Lu Qiye to the bed, then carefully poured the smelly feces on Lu Qiye's pants.Then she rushed out in a panic and yelled loudly: "It's not good, my lord is shitting—"

"What are you shouting outside?" Xiao Linghan was about to go to bed when he was woken up by the shouting outside.

Lvtong opened the door and went out to listen carefully, and then came back to report: "Master, this servant heard Su Lan calling the lord... Shit collapsed."

Well, this is a tasteful piece of news.

"You heard me right! The prince's shit has collapsed? What does this mean?" Xiao Linghan had a black question mark on his face.

Lvtong was embarrassed, not knowing how to explain it, and said in a low voice, "It's literally."

"Hurry up and call the doctor!" Xiao Linghan immediately got up and dressed, and strode to Su Lan's room.

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