I was a koi in ancient times

Chapter 20 I'll fuck you to death!

"No way! The delicacies I prepared specially for Prince Shun with good intentions, you will not give me face!" Su Lan said with a haughty smile, her sly eyes contained a bit of viciousness, and her crooked Looking at Lu Qiye, he said, "Or, you dare not eat?"

After all, Shen Yao is her own brother, so she won't embarrass him.But she would never let Lu Qiye off easily.Who made Lu Qiye eat Su Lan's tofu on the first day of Su Lan's journey!Su Lan is a person who seeks revenge.

Lu Qiye forced himself to smile slightly, picked up the chopsticks calmly, and quickly put a piece of meat into his mouth.Anyway, Lu Qiye was also a person who had been on the battlefield, and he had seen corpses piled up like mountains before, so such a small scene couldn't scare him at all.

"It's so delicious in the world, how can it not be accompanied by fine wine." A cold chuckle like a snake and a scorpion came from upstairs, and Gu Yiming covered his face with his red sleeves and drank a glass of wine.With a flick of her sleeve, the wine glass flew towards Lu Qiye, Lu Qiye reached out to catch it, and drank it down with his head raised.

Su Lan raised her willow eyebrows, raised the corners of her lips and clapped her hands with a smile: "It's no wonder that you are the number one prince in the world, great!" She stepped on the face of "Sushi Man" and said with evil eyes: " Are you not afraid that I will drug the wine?"

Lu Qiye was shocked in his heart, but his face was still calm, he looked directly at Su Lan and said arrogantly: "If there is something wrong with me, do you think the Bliss Pavilion can get away with it!"

"My lord was joking. What can we girls do to you?" Su Lan glanced at Bai Rui, her eyes were full of disdain. "The show is about to begin!" She turned around and gave an order, and a group of blue-skinned ladies with pointed ears and tails surrounded Lu Qiye and Shen Yao.

Shen Yao's eyes widened in disbelief and he said in shock: "Avatar?" He slapped Cao Yue's chest, and Cao Yue immediately fell to the ground.Shen Yao glared at Su Lan, pointed at the tip of her nose and scolded: "You are too much, this is a mess. Come back with me."

Su Lan hurriedly hid behind Yin Xuan and Qishang, she waved her hands with contempt on her face: "Go, go, it's not like you haven't seen cosplay before, don't pretend to be an innocent boy with me!"

"You still talk back!" Shen Yao strode forward angrily, but was blocked by Yin Xuan.

"Get out of the way!" Shen Yao growled.No one can stop him from taking Su Lan away today.

Yin Xuan remained expressionless, completely ignoring Shen Yao.She slowly took a puff of cigarette, and slowly exhaled the smoke ring.Shen Yao was very anxious, and felt that Yin Xuan was in the way, so he planned to go around her.Yin Xuan suddenly threw the pipe in his hand into the sky, and the next second a gust of wind passed by Shen Yao's eyes, and Yin Xuan's fist passed by his eyelashes, let alone dodge like a gust of wind, he didn't even have time to react nothing.By the time Shen Yao came to his senses, he had already been knocked down. Yin Xuan was holding a pipe in his hand, stepped on the middle of his legs with one foot, looked down at him condescendingly, his eyes were as cold as ice, and whispered a word: "Fuck off!" .”

This enemy is powerful and very difficult to deal with!Shen Yao stared at Yin Xuan unconvinced.

Su Lan complained helplessly, "I told you everything, you should go quickly, otherwise I won't be able to protect you if I disagree with you later!"

"Sir, are you okay!" Cao Yue hurriedly helped Shen Yao up, and yelled at Gu Yiming upstairs: "Bold, you are so brave, you dare to do something to our husband, you don't want to live, do you?" !"

Shen Yao was ashamed, he shook off Cao Yue and straightened his clothes.He didn't want to lose face in front of his sister!

Lu Qiye on the other side was completely dazed by the Avatar ladies. Bai Rui held Lu Qiye's face in both hands, and blew on his face. He immediately became limp and collapsed into Bai Rui's arms, Bai Rui smiled coquettishly. Lianlian: "My lord, you are drunk."

Su Lan nodded in satisfaction.Get one!She didn't know what kind of trick Bai Rui used, and she didn't want to know, now that Lu Qiye had done Bai Rui's tricks, it was considered her wish.Su Lan is happy to help the couple.

"You useless thing, wake me up!" Shen Yao pushed Bai Rui away, pressed Lu Qiye to the ground, rode on Lu Qiye's body and punched Lu Qiye several times. .

Su Lan felt her face hurt when she saw it.Damn, it's the first time she's seen her brother go crazy like this.

"You low-quality copycat, wake up quickly, we are on the same boat now, we must not admit defeat!" Shen Yao's hands hurt from the beating, and Lu Qiye finally woke up, his face swollen into a pig's head.

Seeing Lu Qiye's "Who am I? Where am I? Why was I beaten?" on Lu Qiye's face, Su Lan burst into laughter. emmmmm, your own people are beating your own people!

"Is this how you entertain guests!" Shen Yao growled, full of airs.

"Okay, all retreat." Gu Yiming spoke, and the young ladies retreated. "Su Lan, didn't you tell me that you specially prepared a wonderful show for these two distinguished guests? Don't hurry up and perform it. If you smash the signboard of the Pavilion of Bliss, you will bear the consequences."

"Decree!" Su Lan saluted Gu Yiming with a bright smile: "I'll arrange it right away!"

The maid lifted the table up, Su Lan put a lottery on it, looked at Shen Yao and Lu Qiye and smiled arrogantly: "Dice and Pai Gow are too boring. Let's play the game of kings tonight. Dare to fight me!"

"You must dare." Shen Yao said firmly.The two brothers and sisters are facing each other!

Lu Qiye rolled his eyes at Shen Yao's face.Damn, this emperor is too capricious, it looks like Su Lan's trap, but now, he can't find a reason to refuse.Lu Qiye sighed in his heart, this Su Lan is really too cunning, but he thought she was like an elf before, and an evil spirit is almost the same!

"Okay! Refreshing!" Su Lan pulled out a bamboo stick, "There are 52 bamboo sticks in total, 25 of which have words on them, and the remaining 27 have no words on them. The three of us draw lots in turn, no matter who gets the word bamboo sticks, you must do what is written on the bamboo sticks.”

"Stop talking nonsense, let's start quickly." Shen Yao snorted coldly, he already knew Su Lan's little trick.Everyone came here through time travel, and they wanted to play tricks in front of him, but there was no way!

"You're in such a hurry, let's start with you." Su Lan pushed the lottery in front of Shen Yao.

In the first round, Shen Yao Ping'an, Su Lan Ping'an, Lu Qiye looked at the bamboo stick in his hand, with a constipated expression after eating a fly: "Do a hot dance with cat fists, and meow like a cat while dancing."

Shen Yao gloated and patted Lu Qiye's shoulder, "I'm willing to admit defeat. Men keep their word, and cheating is a woman's patent."

Lu Qiye's eyes were like knives, and he gave Shen Yao a vicious look.

Su Lan put her fist next to her cheek, swung it a few times cutely, blinked her big innocent eyes and pouted and said, "You have to dance a little bit more, or it won't count!"

The music sounded, and the surrounding melon-eaters were full of gossip faces watching the show.

With a dark face, Lu Qiye swung his arms a few times like a robot.Su Lan shook her head dissatisfiedly: "Twist, twist!"

Bai Rui swayed her body to demonstrate to Lu Qiye, Lu Qiye gave it all up, and he roared: "Got it, shut up." Along with the music, he stroked his body, pulled off his collar to reveal his fragrant shoulders, and said "M" Legs, meowing non-stop.

Su Lan was dumbfounded.This guy looks like a different person, in modern times, he is definitely the hottest boy in the nightclub!

"Although it's a bit low, you can barely pass the test." Su Lan laughed and complained.

"It's really low." Shen Yao made up the knife.

Lu Qiye wanted to hit someone after hearing this!

Game of Kings second round.Su Lan was safe, Shen Yao was safe, and Lu Qiye broke the bamboo stick in his hand.

"It's you again, you're too weak!" Su Lan gloated, she put together the broken bamboo sticks with a smirk, and almost burst out laughing, "A drink of darkness."

Lu Qiye was very disdainful: "Isn't it just a drink, let me come here."

"That's what you said." Su Lan handed a cup of dark soup to Lu Qiye, and Lu Qiye took it bravely, while Shen Yao who was standing beside him smelled the stench, pinched his nose, and said with disgust on his face: " This is too smelly, it can't be big dung water!"

"Guess right!" Su Lan laughed, looking into Shen Yao's eyes: You still know me! "This is the essence of human and animal feces, and it also contains rancid water extract. It is definitely the best match in the rice fields!"

As soon as the words fell, the soup bowl fell to pieces on the ground, Lu Qiye's face turned green, he grabbed his neck with both hands, retched non-stop, and his voice trembled: "You, why didn't you say it earlier!"

"Is it too late now?" Su Lan asked gloatingly.She purposely waited for Lu Qiye to finish his drink before speaking.

"You..." Lu Qiye couldn't bear it anymore and went completely mad.He rushed towards Su Lan furiously, Shen Yao stopped him immediately, and then Yin Xuan.

"You are a man, how can you be so violent towards weak women!" Shen Yao reprimanded.Lu Qiye gritted his teeth and stared at Su Lan, "Is she considered a weak woman?"

"Of course! If you don't believe me, ask everyone if I'm the famous weak willow Fufeng in the Bliss Pavilion!" Su Lan put her hands on her chest and made a beauty. The Hong Kong-Taiwan accent said with a whiny voice, "Why are you yelling at me, it's making my head hurt!"

Seeing that Lu Qiye was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, Su Lan said straightly: "Everything in the world has a use, every flower and leaf is a gift from God, even dung and dirt have their uses, my lord, you can't look down on dung! !"

One sentence made Lu Qiye abstain in anger, he stopped playing, and sat aside to watch the battle.Bai Rui handed over water and a handkerchief winkingly, and asked Lu Qiye to rinse his mouth.

In the third round, Shen Yao drew a broken boulder in his chest, and Su Lan's bamboo stick read: Drink a hundred bowls.

Willing to gamble to lose.

Su Lan looked at Shen Yao, with a half smile: "ladyfirst! You are a distinguished guest, so come first."

"Wait, this Mr. Yao is not a VIP of our store. You little girl is not serious about what you do. If you hurt a distinguished guest, you will lose a distinguished guest in the future. It's just a game, don't hurt your peace." To be precise, don't Hurt money.Gu Yiming doesn't want Shen Yao to have an accident in her shop.

"That's right, our husband is naturally dignified, you, a wild girl, can touch it casually. It is already a great gift for you to be willing to look at you more." Cao Yue raised his head and chest, looking like a lackey.

Su Lan rolled her eyes in disdain, and snorted, "The farther he is from me, the better!" God knows how much she wanted to escape her brother's control.

Cao Yue let out a loud cry, smoke coming from his head.Yin Xuan said coldly, "Where did the flies come from?"

Su Lan was belatedly aware that Yin Xuan flicked the ash with Martian seeds on Cao Yue's head.Feeling happy and sweet at the same time, Yin Xuan has always been protecting her.

Cao Yue took Shen Yao's place and crushed the boulder in his chest, while Shen Yao sat beside him and drank tea leisurely.

Su Lan curled her lips unconvinced, didn't Shen Yao make it clear that he was cheating!But since Gu Yiming has spoken, she can't do anything, after all, her arms can't twist her thighs.She still understands the truth of accepting when you see it.

"Lie down well, don't move around." Su Lan put a stone the size of an egg on Cao Yue's chest. Cao Yue peed in fright when he saw the hammer the size of a watermelon in Su Lan's hand, and listened to Shen when he was about to resist. Yao said coldly: "Don't move."

Su Lan chuckled, and hit the hammer down. Cao Yue foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes and passed out.

"It's my turn!" Su Lan dropped the hammer and came to the side of the wine bowl piled up like a hill. She picked up a bowl of wine and was about to drink it when Shen Yao snatched it away. Shen Yao reprimanded him coldly: " How can you drink! I forbid you to drink." The tone was very domineering.

Su Lan was about to confront him.Picking up another bowl of wine, he raised his head and stared at him, saying, "I'm going to drink it! This is the rule of the game, so I won't play around like you!"

"I can't say that you are not allowed to drink alcohol!" Before Shen Yao's words fell to the ground, he was pushed aside.

Yin Xuan took the wine bowl in Su Lan's hand, raised her head, drank it down in one gulp, and threw the wine bowl on the ground.Yin Xuan looked at Su Lan's eyes full of affection, lightly patted Su Lan's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, I'll drink these wines for you." Yin Xuan knew that Su Lan didn't have the capacity for alcohol at all, even if she had The amount poured into a bowl.What's more, she didn't want Su Lan to drink.

The scene of the two looking at each other and smiling was seen by Shen Yao. He frowned and couldn't calm down at all. He yelled like a cat whose tail was trampled on: "Ah—" Su Lan was startled, and used Looking at him with weird eyes, "Why are you crazy?"

"You, you, you..." Shen Yao almost took a breath, took a few deep breaths like a fish out of water, and then angrily pointed at the ladies and sisters in the Bliss Pavilion and roared angrily: "It's all you These bad women have brought Su Lan into ruin! Ahhh, I'm going to burn this place to the ground!"

"Although you are a distinguished guest, you can't be too self-willed." Gu Yiming felt that Shen Yao was weird last time, but today is even more weird, his temperament has changed a lot like a reborn body.

It was Lu Qiye's turn to sneer with disdain, "Mr. Yao, if a good man doesn't fight with a woman, you've already won, so why bother getting angry! It's too demeanor." Full of ridicule.

"None of your business!" Shen Yao snapped back.

Su Lan heheed twice, "Razed to the ground? It's hard to say whether you can get out of here today." Turning around and ignoring Shen Yao, she picked up a bowl of wine, frowned and drank it all in one go , her mouth and throat were hot, she stuck out her tongue and put on a smile, looked at Yin Xuan and said, "We both share the joys and sorrows."

Yin Xuan nodded with deep satisfaction.

"And us!" The beautiful young ladies also stepped forward. They picked up the wine bowls one after another, and after drinking them all, they were thrown to the ground.

The Bliss Pavilion is united and united to the outside world.

"Tonight, the last show is about to be staged!" Su Lan was a little drunk on the alcohol, she picked up the stick as a microphone, gestured for rock, and shouted aggressively: "yoyoyo, do you have freestyle? I say you No way, no way, skr! skr!" followed by a bunch of crackling onomatopoeia, which sprayed Shen Yao's face with saliva.

Su Lan threw the lottery on the ground, and was so excited that she kept making DJ movements: "Puff, Pikachu, yay!"

Shen Yao wiped off the saliva on his face, grabbed Su Lan, Su Lan shook off his hand vigorously, and shouted drunkenly: "I tell you, Su Tingyun. From today on, my old lady is free, free! I want Fly higher, fly higher! Don't bother with me anymore..." After finishing speaking, she passed out completely drunk, her feet limp and fell into Yin Xuan's arms.

Shen Yao was very angry.

Lu Qiye wanted to redeem Bai Rui's body, but Gu Yiming didn't care about Bai Rui, and Bai Rui begged hard, so she agreed.Seeing this, Shen Yao also offered to redeem Su Lan, but Gu Yiming refused.

Gu Yiming played Tai Chi with him: "Take my two girls away in one night, I have never had such a rule in Jile Pavilion."

"I don't care what rules you have, you dare not give me whoever I want!" Shen Yao said aggressively.

Cao Yue warned in a low voice: "Your Majesty, this Su Lan is a brothel girl after all, if she is brought back to the palace, I'm afraid..." Before he finished speaking, he was punched by Shen Yao, and he hurriedly kept silent.

Seeing Shen Yao deflated, Lu Qiye put his arms around Bai Rui and laughed, "This Su Lan is really interesting, and I'm also very interested in her."

When Shen Yao heard this, he glared at Lu Qiye immediately, wishing he could swallow Lu Qiye alive with fierce eyes, and blurted out: "You low-quality parallel importer has the face to interrupt! The people who brought you get out of here."

Seeing that the two men were at war, Gu Yiming was overjoyed, and stood between the two of them with a look on his face to mediate, "It's not impossible to redeem people, but I don't buy or sell someone by force. We have to wait until Su Lan sobers up to ask Su Lan what she means, if she is willing to go with you, I will never stop her."

"The Bliss Pavilion is closed today." At dawn, Shen Yao and Lu Qiye were forcibly kicked out.

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