I was a koi in ancient times

Qishang was dragged off the stage by several maidservants.The sound of the zither sounded again, and a group of young ladies jumped onto the stage quickly, which calmed down the commotion caused by Qishang.

But the audience didn't buy it, and a few loyal fans of Qishang stood up, threw their wine glasses angrily, and shouted in unison with righteous indignation: "We want to see Lord Qishang! Give us back, Lord Qishang!" A group of big men roared and tore apart. The collar exposed the chest, and the four characters "I love Qishang" were tattooed on it.

Seeing this, another group of guests also stood up, "Get out if you don't watch the dance, don't disturb others! There are so many beautiful women in the Bliss Pavilion, and Qi Chang is nothing."

One sentence directly angered Qishang's diehard fans.The two groups were at war, and Gu Yiming jumped down from the third floor in a few steps, and stood in the middle with a smile on his face to persuade him: "Everyone calm down, just treat me as a weak woman. Everyone is here to have fun Yes, for a dance, I can’t do it. In the final analysis, it’s all my shopkeeper’s fault, I’ll punish you with a jar of wine, and I’ll make up for you.” Gu Yiming raised his head, and killed the jar of wine with pride, Not a drop left.

Only then were the people convinced.

After cleaning up the mess, Gu Yiming immediately went to Qishang's room to settle accounts with Qishang, but saw Qishang rolling all over the floor, laughing non-stop, making Gu Yiming upset and grabbed the maid's collar Roaring: "What's wrong with this girl?"

The servant girl shivered in fright: "I don't know, sister Qishang said she was poisoned by Su Lan."

Gu Yiming had a black question mark on her face, she took Qishang's arm to feel her pulse, Qishang's pulse was stable, and there was no sign of poisoning at all.She kicked Qi Shang's ass angrily: "Get up, stop pretending to be crazy in front of me!"

Qishang felt that she was about to itch to death. She laughed so hard that tears flowed from her eyes, and the corners of her mouth were about to split, "Pavilion Master, I am wronged! I was really poisoned by Su Lan, it was all... it was Su Lan who hurt me Hahahaha..." Qi Chang couldn't help laughing after finishing speaking.

Gu Yiming couldn't bear it anymore, tapped Qishang's dumb acupoint, and turned Qishang into a silent state.She rubbed her temples with quite a headache. Although she knew some medical skills, she was not a Daluo fairy, and she could solve any difficult and miscellaneous diseases.

The trouble should end it!If he wants to restore Qishang to normal, he can only find Su Lan.After all, Qishang is also the oiran of the Bliss Pavilion cultivated by her, and a top dancer, which is equivalent to half of the signboard of the Bliss Pavilion. The most important thing is... Gu Yiming doesn't want to provoke Qishang's brainless fans!

"Where are the Sulan people?" Gu Yiming was tired.

"Sister Yin Xuan has already gone to look for it." As soon as the maid finished speaking, she heard the chaos outside, and loud crackling noises came from the front hall into the room.

A maid rushed in, Huarong paled and exclaimed: "Pavilion Master, sister Qishang's fans... have come back again, they insist on seeing sister Qishang, and they drove away all the other guests."

"It's the other way around, these stinky men won't eat the toast!" Gu Yiming was so angry that he smashed the table with his palm.She untied Qishang's dumb acupoints, and let the maid help Qishang to the front hall, and was instantly stopped by the sight in front of her.

Gu Yiming pushed Qishang out, and she, who was usually calm, unexpectedly showed a trace of panic on her face: "If you caused the trouble yourself, you will solve it yourself." After saying that, she left in a hurry.

"No, Pavilion Master..." Qi Chang said with a smile, she wanted to cry but was surrounded by a group of strong men with her name tattooed on their chests, and the strong men imitated her appearance and kept rolling on the ground Laughing wildly, the leading fan shouted: "Lord Qishang's laughter is really nice, we have to learn from Master Qishang, brothers, come on, let's laugh louder!"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Qishang was dizzy from the laughter.Originally, she was itching to death, but now it was even worse.

Suddenly, the hall of Bliss Pavilion became a sea of ​​laughter.Qishang is the only mermaid in the ocean.

"Ahhhhhh——" When Yin Xuan rushed to the small black room, she heard Su Lan's yelling from afar.In a hurry, she kicked the door open and looked anxiously for Su Lan.

I saw Su Lan lying on the bed, with three maids surrounding her to help her massage, and another maid feeding her fruit.

What's happening here?Yin Xuan was a little confused.

Seeing Yin Xuan coming, Su Lan smiled at her: "Would you like to try it? These little sisters' techniques are not bad, but occasionally it hurts a little!" Her feet frowned, and she yelled loudly.

It was only then that Yin Xuan realized that she had misunderstood Qishang, and she immediately felt guilty and regretted that she should have hit Qishang without understanding the matter on the spur of the moment.

"As long as you're fine, I thought you were..." Yin Xuan hesitated to speak, and sighed softly.

"You thought I was ruined by Qishang, didn't you?" Su Lan broke Yin Xuan's mind directly, and Yin Xuan lowered her head regretfully.Su Lan told the maids who were serving her to stop first, lying on the bed, looking at Yin Xuan with pitiful eyes like a puppy, pretending to cry and whispering: "Yin Xuan, the things you thought... all happened , I've been...I've been..." As she spoke, Su Lan covered her face and cried bitterly.

Yin Xuan's chest was suffocated, and dark images flooded her mind. Her words were murderous: "I'll kill those people right away!"

"Things have already happened, what's the use of killing them!" Su Lan continued to cry, "Yin Xuan, don't go, don't leave me alone, I'm afraid."

"But..." Yin Xuan's heart softened instantly, she came to Su Lan's side, and gently stroked her back to comfort her.At the same time, I swore in my heart that I would never let anyone who hurt Su Lan go!Unexpectedly, Su Lan grabbed her arm and dragged her onto the bed. Su Lan pushed her down and said with a smile, "You've been fooled!" The smile is playful and cute.

"You lied to me!" Yin Xuan frowned, pushed Su Lan away, got up and left.She is really angry!How could Su Lan make fun of this kind of thing.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Su Lan's big toe was accidentally stepped on by Yin Xuan.Yin Xuan heard her cry of pain, immediately turned around, stared at her with a cold face and asked, "Are you okay? I just did it on purpose."

"It's okay." Su Lan also felt that her joke was too much, like a child who did something wrong, she lowered her eyebrows and hugged her feet, "I didn't mean it just now, who made you always look serious, I just want to make you smile more, you look so pretty when you smile."

There was no emotion on Yin Xuan's face, but her heart was as sweet as honey.She gave Su Lan an angry look, held Su Lan's feet with both hands, and blew while rubbing: "Does it still hurt?"

Su Lan shook her head: "It doesn't hurt anymore, you took away the pain." The cute little face made Yin Xuan want to kiss her.Therefore, Yin Xuan looked coldly at the maidservants around her, and the maids retreated tactfully immediately. She covered Su Lan's eyes with her hands, kissed Su Lan's lips like a dragonfly in the next second, and whispered softly: "In the future You are not allowed to make such a foul expression on me."

"I'll try my best." Su Lan blushed and smiled, thinking in her heart that the pillow on Yin Xuan's chest was soft and comfortable, if only she could hug her to sleep every night.Seeing Su Lan not letting go of her arms, Yin Xuan smiled sweetly and did not stop her.I thought to myself that this little girl is really a child at heart.

"Yin Xuan, why don't we both go away tonight and never go back to the Bliss Pavilion again!" Su Lan suggested.She managed to travel through time, she hadn't seen the ancient colorful world yet!Getting rid of her brother's control, she must spend enough money this time.

"No, I can't leave now." Yin Xuan said in a troubled tone.

"Forget it." Su Lan didn't ask much.She understands that Yin Xuan must have the difficulty of not speaking easily to others, and she will not make trouble for no reason to persecute Yin Xuan.

"Come, come, I will treat it as an apology for you, and I will help you relax. This is the first time I have massaged someone other than that guy, so you are not allowed to despise me!" Su Lan's hand massaging Yin Xuan's shoulder was caught by Yin Xuan. Xuan pressed it down, and Yin Xuan asked with great concern: "Who is that guy?"

Su Lan rolled her eyes and complained, "A neurotic control freak." Thinking about the years when she was "slaved" by Su Tingyun, she hated her so much.

"We can stay here tonight."

As soon as Yin Xuan finished speaking, the servant girl rushed in: "Sister Yin Xuan, something is wrong, you should go back to the Bliss Pavilion to have a look!"

It was already midnight when Yin Xuan and Su Lan rushed back to the Bliss Pavilion.

Qishang's voice was hoarse from laughing, but her diehard fans were still laughing vigorously in the front hall.Su Lan couldn't laugh or cry when she saw this, she didn't expect that things would turn out to be so big!

"Go and heal Qishang right now!" Gu Yiming was furious, she had already crushed ten prickly pear balls with her bare hands.She tried to acupoint all the big men outside, but they couldn't acupoint the acupoints because they loved Qishang too much.

"What did you do to Qishang?" Yin Xuan was also stunned, looking at Su Lan in confusion.Su Lan smiled awkwardly: "It's just a little joke!"

"Come here, serve the food. I'm so mad!" Gu Yiming gave an order, and two maids brought up a freshly baked roast suckling pig, and Gu Yiming grabbed a handful of cumin and sprinkled it on the pig's head Go up, opened his mouth and gnawed hard.

Seeing this, Su Lan was dumbfounded, and ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in her heart.The femme fatale Gu Yiming eats a roasted pig late at night?What an amazing operation!She murmured in disbelief: "Crash, crumble, crumble!"

"If you can't cure Qishang, I'll roast and eat you too!" Gu Yiming chewed the pig's head with a ferocious expression, the appearance of oil dripping from the mouth was completely different from the domineering appearance in the past. Fierce and fierce, Su Lan unexpectedly felt a little cute in contrast.

"Pavilion master, please rest assured!" Yin Xuan quickly pulled Su Lan away, and explained in a low voice: "Pavilion master will overeat when he is angry. I will talk about this matter with you later. Your most urgent task is to cure Qishang as soon as possible. Otherwise, I can't protect you."

"Don't worry, I have my own plan." Su Lan patted Yin Xuan's chest confidently.

Su Lan remembered that Bai Rui told her that if she wanted to cure this itchy symptom, she had to burn it with fire, then...

She told Yin Xuan the method one by one.

Yin Xuan carried Qishang back to the room, Su Lan had already burned the charcoal basin, she came to Qishang's bed with the steaming charcoal in a bamboo clip, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, sister Qishang, But you have to believe me, I really want to save you!"

Qishang's voice became hoarse from laughter, and she couldn't speak. She kept a smile on her lips, but her eyes were full of fear, she kept moving back, and kept waving her hands to refuse.

"Is this really the only way?" Yin Xuan couldn't stand it anymore.

Su Lan nodded, just when the charcoal fire was about to touch Qishang's tender skin, Su Lan threw the clip on the ground, and said very reluctantly: "No, I really can't do it."

After hearing this, Qishang breathed a sigh of relief, she would rather die from itching than be scalded to death.Besides, the ghost knows if this stinky girl, Su Lan, is messing with her again.

"Let's switch to boiling water." Su Lan picked up the still boiling steaming teapot, and said earnestly, "Sister Qishang, if you are sick, drink more boiling water. Don't be afraid of burning your mouth!"

One sentence made Qishang's body tremble in fright, she rolled her eyes and passed out.

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