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"Come here, help me pick the seeds of the dragon fruit, and this kiwi, pick the hair!"

Xie Huiyin squatted in the corner without moving, and complained a little, "It's fine to pick the seeds of the dragon fruit, I will bear it, the key is that you don't eat the skin of this kiwi fruit, why are you picking the hair?"

Xia Yan raised his eyelids, glanced at Xie Hui in the corner and said, "I use it to practice black magic!"

"..."

Xie Huiyin was speechless, but she didn't dare to resist. The coercion brought by the seventh-level zombies was too terrifying!

Xia Yan didn't even give her tweezers, so Xie Huiyin had no choice but to clamp the kiwi's fluff with his fingernails, and then yank hard.

After finally saving up a small pile, Xia Yan, who was supposed to be playing with a doll, suddenly leaned over and blew.

Xie Huiyin looked over in annoyance, gritted her teeth and swallowed half of her anger, "What are you doing?"

Xia Yan reached out and patted Xia Yan on the head, "It's fun!"

The fluff of kiwi fruit is thin and small, and the nails can’t be clamped tightly even if you don’t use force. If you use too much force, the two nails will not match, and they will be severely staggered and penetrated into the flesh. The more advanced the zombie, the closer it is to people. Xie Hui Although Yin is only a level [-] zombie, she already feels pain. Such a small amount is enough to make her fingertips turn red, and it hurts even if she touches it!

After teasing Xie Huiyin, Xia Yan climbed back on the bed to play with dolls.

The more Xie Huiyin looked at the bald kiwi, the angrier she became, so she simply lost the kiwi and went to fight for the dragon fruit seeds.

However, the seeds of dragon fruit are not so easy to pick. Dragon fruit has a lot of water and is very sticky to the hands. The few seeds that have just been picked will stick back when you raise your hand!

"Fuck!"

Xie Huiyin cursed in a low voice, and when she looked up, she saw Xia Yan's hand resting on the doll's back, lying on her side and falling asleep.

Not to mention, this zombie looks pretty good when it's asleep.

However, it is useless to look good after waking up, it is simply a big devil!

"Goodbye to you!"

Xie Huiyin smiled and waved at the sleeping Xia Yan, then jumped out from the half-open window...

...

"Xia Yan's Seventh Uncle knows some Feng Shui metaphysics. The most important thing is that he came from Xiangxi lineage and can drive away corpses! So, why don't we go find Xia Yan!"

Hearing what Situ Hongbo said, Hong frowned in dissatisfaction. That guy coveted his wife, and he actually didn't want to have any more contact with that person!

However, the [-]% discount cannot be dragged on for too long. The plot of his dream is not very complete, and it does not explain how the [-]% discount got out of this state.Although it's not impossible to recover with a [-]% discount, but Hong doesn't want to take any risk, not at all!

"Let's go!"

When Hong took [-]% off and found Xia Yan with Situ Hongbo, he was still sleeping, the door was closed, and only one window was open on the second floor.

He knocked on the door a few times, but Xia Yan was not awakened. In the end, Situ Hongbo used his supernatural ability to summon a huge peony flower and dragged the three of them in through the window on the third floor.

"When did you awaken the power?"

Situ Hongbo lowered his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Walk along the river without getting your shoes wet. I created this virus, and the first person to suffer from it was naturally me!"

The red heart froze, and the fundus of the eyes turned red.This kind of emotion came out naturally, it belonged to the real Situ Hongxian, he was worried about his brother!

After traveling so many worlds, Hongliu has more or less adapted to this situation, and naturally asked with this mood, "How could they treat you like this?"

As soon as Situ Hongbo looked up, he saw his younger brother with red eyes, and was moved in his heart, "Okay, I'm fine, don't you think I'm doing well, and I even have supernatural powers!"

Hong Nu glared at him, "If you die, I won't burn paper for you, so please make sure you live well, the longer the better!"

Situ Hongbo scratched his head and smiled, "Okay, follow orders!"

Logically speaking, zombies shouldn't need to sleep, but Xia Yan is obviously not an ordinary zombie.He is the only level seven zombie in the last days.

According to the widely circulated guess before, Xia Yan should have eaten 4,294,967,296 zombie crystal nuclei, which is almost equal to half of the people on the earth, which is somewhat unlikely.

"So, how did Xia Yan become a level-[-] zombie?"

Xia Yan couldn't be woken up when he fell asleep, so he had to wait for him to wake up, so Hong sat with Situ Hongbo and waited for him.

"He ate his own crystal nucleus."

"What?" Hong was startled when he heard the answer, and was about to ask something else, but found that Xia Yan had already woken up.

"Hey, you don't even knock when you enter my house!"

Situ Hongbo unceremoniously lifted Xia Yan's quilt, "I'm afraid I'm too strong, and I'll knock the door of your house into pieces!"

Xia Yan sat up while stretching his waist, squinted his eyes and looked around the room. After not finding his little slave, he frowned unhappily, "Where did that girl go?"

Hong, who was spotted by Xia Yan's eyes, also raised his eyebrows impatiently, "How do I know!"

Xia Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, stretched his eyebrows and eyes, and smiled gently, "It's okay, I can always find it anyway!"

Then Xia Yan picked up the kiwi fruit on the table, wiped a little fluff on it with his index finger, put it to his mouth and blew it!

The fluff floated out along the window, Xia Yan said to the empty window seriously, "She ate the leek box this morning, just smell the leek!"

Hong looked at Situ Hongbo with some doubts, and Situ Hongbo leaned over and whispered to him, "This kid knows black magic!"

After dealing with Xie Huiyin's matter, Xia Yancai looked at the [-]% discount on Hong's body, "What's wrong with him?"

Situ Hong said, "I used Ben Yue for him."

"Isn't that a good thing? Your Ben Yue should be improved, isn't it rumored that it can turn zombies into people?"

"But he's not a zombie."

"Oh?" Xia Yan suddenly became interested, got up from the bed and was about to lean towards Qizhe, Hong stepped back vigilantly with Qizhe in his arms, and stared at Xia Yan hostilely.

Xia Yan covered his mouth and smiled, turned to the side, and let the bed out, "I just thought, aren't you tired from holding it like this all the time? Why don't you put it on the bed!"

Hong snorted, and said coldly, "No need, the bed you used to lie on is dirty!"

Xia Yan was not angry when he heard it, he just smiled, sat lightly on the edge of the bed, and looked at them with his chin raised, "So, what is he?"

Situ Hongbo saw that his younger brother looked like he was about to catch fire at any time, so he stood between the two, and said back to Xia Yan, "He is a zombie, which is different from zombies, so he became like this after using Ben Yue, why? You can't wake up even if you scream. I remember that your seventh uncle seems to be better at metaphysics, so I thought..."

Xia Yan directly took out his mobile phone and pressed a series of numbers to show Situ Hongbo, "This is the number of my seventh uncle."

Situ Hongbo followed suit and dialed out, but no one answered after trying twice.

Xia Yan smiled and dialed again with his mobile phone, and when the other end just picked up, he said first, "Come here, there is work!"

After speaking, I hung up.

Situ Hongbo was dumbfounded by Xia Yan's operation, "If you do this, will your seventh uncle really come?"

Xia Yan casually threw the phone to the bedside, looked at Situ Hong and said, "Is it your seventh uncle or my seventh uncle?"

Situ Hongbo shut his mouth and did not speak.

Then Xia Yan pointed to the sofa and said to Hong, "If you don't like the bed, you can put it on the sofa. I think your arms are shaking a little!"

One of Hong's legs had already been lifted up, but Situ Hongbo finally pushed it down, and the other one was lifted up again.

"Calm down! Brother, think about my sister-in-law!" Situ Hongbo leaned close to Hong's ear and whispered, "We still need him. We will..."

"You don't have to be so hostile to me, Xiao Xie is my favorite now!" Xia Yan said with a smile.

At this time, a doll's head flew over from the window, and several people in the room looked over it, and saw Xie Huiyin, who was screaming and screaming, dragging under the half-arm-long doll's hand!

"You really know black magic! Xia Yan, you bastard, how can you be like this! You fed me a leek box in the morning, didn't you have a good intention, did you, this baby screamed leeks and leeks as soon as he saw me !Ah ah ah scared me to death!"

The doll got Xia Yan's signal, threw Xie Huiyin on the bed, then flew back to Xia Yan with a smile, and became the doll that was immobile and soulless before.

Seeing Hong and [-]% off, Xie Huiyin was as excited as seeing her relatives, struggling to crawl over, but Xia Yan sat back on the bed and lay on her stomach.

Xie Huiyin desperately stretched out her arms towards Hong, "Boss! Save me! You won't want to see me being bullied like this at [-]% off! He is the most kind!"

Hong shook his head, "No, Xia Yan is very kind to you. You see, we have been here for so long that we didn't even have a chance to sit down. You have already climbed onto someone else's bed. It shows that Mr. Xia Yan attaches great importance to you! I hope you can cherish!"

Hong made it clear that she didn't want to care about her anymore, Xie Huiyin buried her face in the quilt and shed tears of remorse!

Xia Yan laughed out loud, then looked at Hongdao, "I have never touched the sofa, it's not dirty! You can sit on it!"

Only then did Hong sit down with a cold face.

According to Xia Yan, his Seventh Uncle only had an electric car, so he came a little slower.

Several people sat silently, no one spoke, only the cool wind rustled the curtains.

After a while, Xia Yan suddenly said, "Actually, it is impossible for a zombie to become a human."

Situ Hongbo glanced at him when he heard the words, "Aren't you the only level seven zombie?"

Xia Yan smiled and shook his head, "No matter how resembling it is, it is not human after all."

Then Hong asked, "Why do you say that?"

"The higher the level of the zombie, the more human-like it is. In fact, it is just a rumor released by those in high positions. I will spit out everything I have eaten. Every time I sleep, it is like setting an alarm clock. What time is in my mind? Will wake up at that time. I also breathe, but I just inhale the air into my stomach and let it out, and I don’t take in any oxygen. All your behaviors that look human-like are my imitation of human behavior. This kind of performance is actually an illusion!"

Hong asked him again, "How did you become a level-[-] zombie?"

Xia Yan laughed wantonly, "This is the most human-like part of me. I have supernatural powers. Every part of my body can be regenerated infinitely, so I have been improving by eating my own crystal nucleus."

Suddenly there was the chug of an electric car outside the window, it seemed that Xia Yan's seventh uncle had arrived.

Xia Yan stood up, let go of Xie Huiyin, and then suddenly smiled and said to the people in the room, "I'm afraid I will become a new kind of human being, a group of corpses that kill you and call themselves human."