Please let me and the protagonist be

"Two eggs! Thank you!" Qizhe smiled harmlessly at the blue-eyed woman at the stall, but when handing over the copper coins, he secretly twisted a rose in a vase and hid it in his sleeve.

"When the only black-eyed young man in this small town laughed, his unique black tenderness was enough to drive half the girls in the town crazy!"

The system read out the description of the youth in the document, and then suddenly burst into laughter!

"Hahaha! [-]% off, you are really talented, do you know what the next sentence on the document is?"

He swallowed an egg whole with a [-]% discount, "What is it?"

The system continued, "The next sentence, even the wind can't blow his hair hahahahahahahahahaha! May I ask how many days you haven't washed your hair? My mother hahaha the wind can't blow it!"

Qi Zhe snorted, "My hair is short, so the wind can't blow it, can't it?"

The system snorted contemptuously, "It's obviously reflected!"

Thirty percent finished eating both eggs, wiped his mouth, and said to the system angrily, "You haven't given me an explanation yet, and you still have the leisure to mock me?"

The system immediately shut up, not even daring to breathe out!

36% off. Don't be in a hurry when you're full, take out the rose in your sleeve and hand it to a [-]D beautiful sister in the mercenary group, and don't forget to blow a whistle to tease her!

"My sister is so beautiful today!"

36D's beautiful sister Lisa took Rose and kissed it, smiled and said to Qizhe, "Loss, the hair oil you put on today is also very good, and it is also shining!"

Lisa even blinked at Qizhe!

When Qi Zhe heard the word hair oil, his face darkened, and he wiped it back into the room in a desperate manner, and continued to threaten the system with side attacks!

"If you don't tell me, I will take care of Lisa today. If you don't tell me, I will take care of the sister who sells eggs tomorrow. If you..."

The system said quietly, "Your elder sister who sells eggs is tall, and she can beat others! It's not certain who will do it!"

Qizhe's mouth twitched!Then he said with a dark face, "Don't go too far, or I will pretend to be crazy and sell stupid people, or I can commit suicide! You'd better tell me everything!"

When the system heard [-]% off say this, it might have been driven into a hurry, so it paused and said, "Okay, I'll tell you!"

So the system started her speech...

The system is originally an online writer, Xiao Huang, who has been writing for several years, and his writing skills have almost been tempered, so he started to write dramas and signed a contract with the website!Miehun or Jasmine are her screen names!

Once freed from the shackles of the car, Mie Hun or Jasmine began to let go of themselves and write their favorite sadistic essays without thinking that the plot is all about getting closer to passion.

As a result, after a lot of abuse, the resentment of the protagonist in the book became deeper and deeper, and gradually gathered into a virus. He eroded the world in the book, trying to change the ending of be, destroying the balance of the world, and causing the original author of the book to die or die. Jasmine was forced to enter the world of books. If the plot of be could not be recovered, then she would be imprisoned in the world of books forever, unable to return to reality!

So, [-]% off asked puzzledly, "What does this have to do with my [-]% off?"

The system awkwardly pointed at its fingers, "I'm scared by myself, you live next door to me, I'll..."

Thirty percent sneered, "So you live next door to me?"

The system was inexplicably taken aback by the [-]% off tone, and tremblingly hummed!

Qi Zhe touched the tattoo on the collarbone, and suddenly smiled evilly, "Did you know that you saved yourself?"

The system asked in a daze, "What?"

"The life-threatening danger I am facing is the fire! If you and I have not entered this book world, you must die too!"

System: "Damn it! Why did you set the house on fire, you don't have to torture yourself like this!"

Spread the [-]% off, "I can't help it, it's an accident!"

……

This world is a Western fantasy background, the main task is to obtain tokens to become the savior, and defeat the source of evil - Porco Rosso!

"Pfft—" 9102% didn't hold back his laughter, "Why did you set the boss of this world as a pig? It's still a red pig. It's been [-]. Is it the year of the pig? Hahaha! "

The system was already blushing, but fortunately, it couldn't see her face!

"No... no, it's not that I haven't finished writing it yet. When I first set up the outline, I didn't think about what kind of boss to set, so I just wrote a red pig. Who knows that one day I will enter the book. World, really face this red pig boss!"

I almost fell to the ground with a [-]% smile!

"By the way, there is another point about the virus boss, you should pay attention to it. All the worlds in the book are formed according to my outline and brain pit. I haven't thought about him yet. What is his identity, and who will the rules of the world set him as, I don't know!"

Thirty percent sighed helplessly, "Okay! This time I don't even have a strategy goal! I can only take one step at a time!"

Suddenly a ringtone rang in my mind, and the system said quietly, "I'll make a call!"

As he said that, he connected the phone without waiting for the [-]% off agreement!

"Hey! Dear!"

"Ah, it's Xiaobing!"

"You say me, hey, I'm fine, but typing is too boring, so go out and relax!"

"Oh, you said my house is on fire, it's all right, my house keys are under the carpet, please clean it up for me! I can't go back for now!"

"Okay, thanks! Well, don't worry!"

beep...

Thirty percent off can only hear the voice of the system, but he can roughly understand the general meaning just by listening to her alone!

"Why, the house is on fire!"

The system gave a muffled hum, "Xiaobing said that the gas leaked next door and exploded, and it accidentally spread to my house!"

Qi Zhe suddenly said, "We have been wandering around for so long in the last world, why did the house catch fire?"

The system groaned, "Oh! The world in the book is different from the real world, and the passage of time is different, and there is no law, fast and slow! When I was doing wechat business here, I found that Yes, when I contact customers, sometimes it takes a day for them to reply to my messages! Sometimes they reply in seconds!"

Oh, [-]% off, and then felt quite guilty about the fire, so he softened his tone and said to the system, "I'm sorry! I was cooking, and it turned out..."

It's rare for the system to be generous, "Okay, I don't blame you anymore, it was just an accident, I know you didn't want it either!"

Qizhe didn't speak again, and lowered his eyes sullenly.

This accident was actually unexpected and reasonable. Didn't he just want to die?

Thirty percent stroked his forehead, and tried his best not to think about him anymore. After all, just thinking of his face similar to his own makes me sick...

"Hey! Ross! Time to go!"

"It's here!"

……

The blood of the mercenary group is also very famous in the town, after all, they are the only powerful mercenary group nearby!

The character Ross is wearing at a [-]% discount is a member of the mercenary group, but he is a softie!

Ross is an oriental man, but unexpectedly appeared in this western town. No one knows where he came from, and neither does he himself!

Luo Si's appearance is more handsome, and his body is very thin, so he was once oppressed. If he was not clever, he might have died in this foreign land that is incompatible with him!

Until later he met Thorn, this kind and laughing boy saved Ross from the life of purgatory, gave him warmth and taught him to smile!

Thorn is the talent that the blood carved mercenary group most wants to keep. Although he is also very thin and has a lame leg, he can make an attack that humans can't hear, but it can cause damage to the evil monsters. Very huge damage!

So for Thorne's sake, Ross stayed in the blood carving!

Although he didn't want the boy he guarded to face those cruel and bloody battles, Rose was too beautiful, and he would always be coveted if he stayed in the town. Sone had to take Rose with him when he went on missions!

"Loss, let's eat a piece of bread! We will avoid the bows and arrows of the elves in a while, cross the red tassel forest, and reach the edge of the fallen land. It is full of black mist, so it is also called the black mist forest! The legendary land of fallen Sleeping in the ground is the source of evil in this world - the red pig. The biggest hobby of the red pig is to collect luminous gems, so there are a lot of gems in the black mist forest between the red tassel forest and the fallen land! Our task is to dig gems!"

Lisa put her fingers dipped in jam in her mouth and sucked it, squinted her eyes and took a look, "And I heard that Porco Rosso's favorite stone is black gemstones, just like your eyes, Ross!"

Lisa pressed her wet fingers on Qizhe's lips, Qizhe couldn't help shivering!Lisa whispered close to Qizhe's ear, "So, you must eat more, and you will have the strength to run when you are full! Hehehe!"

Thorn walked over with a dark face, slapped away the hand she was trying to put on Qizhe's shoulder, and said coldly, "Lisa, the leader is calling you!"

Lisa withdrew the red hand that was slapped by Thorne, winked at Qizhe, and walked slowly with her waist twisted!

Thorne frowned and took the bread in Qizhe's hand and threw it on the ground!

"That woman really, actually licked the whole piece of bread, Ross, you should stay away from her!"

Thirty percent looked at his hand in a daze, no wonder the piece of bread felt wet to the touch, so Lisa had licked it, this is really sad (gan) heart (de) sick (piao) crazy (liang) ah!

Then [-]% off said to the system in his heart, "It's a major screenwriter, tell me, is it possible that the virus boss is Lisa!"

The system rolled its eyes. Although the [-]% discount cannot be seen, there is still a contemptuous ceremony!

"The virus boss is a man! I am a pure love writer, and I will not arrange a heroine for you! You should die of this! Take your lewd eyes off the 36D, thank you! "

Thirty percent was still immersed in the strange touch of the bread just now, and then Thorne suddenly took a sausage and put it in his hand!

"Loss, eat this! You must never accept anything Lisa gives you in the future!"

Qizhe glanced at Thorne with complaints, but Thorne turned his head and didn't see it!

The system is still feeding him some weird things!

"Dear host, look at this sausage in your hand, look at its shape, feel its warm touch, and then think about putting it in your mouth..."

Thirty percent off the sausage in one bite, and said viciously, "You shut your pig's mouth for me!"

The author has something to say: Thank you Bing Xiaojiang for your friendly guest appearance!Xiaojiang is my good sister!The sister's serialized article "Can Tails Be Tickled (Rebirth)" is super beautiful, and it's a double birth of cute pets!If there is no sister yesterday, it will be discontinued. I am super grateful for the positive energy my sister gave me hahaha!

Also, a setting has been changed. After entering the world in the book, the timeline of the real world does not stop, but the progress is different!