Please let me and the protagonist be

"Luhe and the two copper coins in his hand were pinched and turned into ashes, flowed out from between his fingers, fell to the ground, and merged with the dust. The real Wan Chunnian has returned, but the red luan in the hexagram But the image has disappeared. Maybe the person that Hong Luan star pointed at is actually Zhong Ling! But Zhong Ling's last soul just dissipated in his hands, and he crushed it with his own hands!"

The system tirelessly interpreted the section about the deer and crushing the soul of the clock for Qizhe. Poor Qizhe couldn't do it even if she didn't want to hear it. After the system was used as a chair cushion by Feng Nanyu in the book that day, she So he simply ran into Zhong Ling's body, and just sat and waited for the [-]% discount to come back!

Now that the [-]% off was collected by Feng Nanyu with the devil's teaching skills and kept in Zhong Ling's body, the system was directly bound to the [-]% off, that is, what she said before lived in the brain!

After merging with the system, there will be a computer-shaped tattoo on the character where the [-]% discount is located. Looking down at the [-]% discount, it is on the collarbone, especially like the kind of tattoo stickers bought by elementary school students...

Also, the one thing that [-]% off is particularly intolerant of is...

"I said, why are you still grinding your teeth, farting and snoring, what's wrong with hiccupping while talking, why didn't I know that the system was so simulated!"

The system didn't answer directly, but just laughed perfunctorily, "Our company is not ordinary, a leader in modern technology!"

Hearing the words, [-]% snorted coldly.

"By the way, Wan Chunnian is alright! Where has he been staying all this time!"

"He, it's okay. After you took his body, no one summoned his soul, so he wandered around, picking up corpses on the side of the road, and staying there while it was hot, so as to keep his soul immortal. He stayed the longest The place where they are located is the mass grave, and a lot of rubbish was picked up there to eat!"

Thirty percent laughed out loud, thinking of Wan Chunnian's face picking up trash at the mass grave, he wanted to laugh!

However, the [-]% discount is still facing the biggest dilemma at this time!

"I said Department Director, what does the leader of the Demon Cult mean? Does he treat me like a pillow?"

The system hummed and said, "Just give him a hug. In order to collect your remnant soul, he was so tired that he couldn't sleep for three days and three nights. What's wrong with hugging you?"

[-]% off:...

The biggest convenience after integrating with the system is the barrier-free communication. Like Feng Nanyu hugging Qizhe tightly in his arms, he can also communicate with the system in his brain unimpeded, but there are many disadvantages.In addition to grinding your teeth and giving up snoring, you have to endure the system's Taobao cavity from time to time!

"My dear, what you want has been shipped, but the logistics has not yet been displayed, don't worry!"

The [-]% discount was so loud that her head would explode!

"Is it really good for you to open a Taobao store in my mind?"

The system spread its hands helplessly, "I can't help it, who made us bond, if I want to call a customer, I can only do it in your mind!"

[-]% off I really regret being bound to her!Why is the world so big, but Yan Ruyu insists on passing on the inheritance of the Golden House to him, a useless spiritual root?Besides, the inheritance is the inheritance, why should the dead system be passed on, it is simply too much!

but……

"But you are too humane, isn't the system anthropomorphic enough to grit your teeth, fart and snore, and even run WeChat businesses and open Taobao stores?"

The system said a little aggrieved, "I also want to live, the system needs to be updated, I will be eliminated by the company if I don't make money myself, so I use this computer provided by the company to do business, everyone is for survival, you got it!"

"Speak as you speak, can you stop farting! You just..."

The system smiled awkwardly, "Didn't you hold back!"

Fortunately, there is no smell, otherwise the [-]% discount is really hard to resist cursing!

I don't know which company made this system, the technology is so developed, why can't we hire a better voice actor, what kind of ugly voice is this broken system!

After thinking about it, [-]% off became sleepy, moved in Feng Nanyu's warm embrace, picked a comfortable position and fell asleep!Don't forget to tell the noisy guy in the system to keep silent before going to bed and don't fart!

……

When he fell asleep at [-]% off, he suddenly heard buzzing in his ears, like a group of big mouths chanting sutras in his ears!

Qizhe who was woken up rubbed his eyes, and was about to scold the system, but when he saw that the person in front of him was not the system, he suddenly shut up!

The moment she covered her mouth, [-]% off thought quietly, this Feng Nanyu looks pretty good!

Then the system that heard his inner voice curled its lips, "No matter how good-looking he is, he is also your younger brother. Don't think about it, you will be happy if you hang out with the protagonist!"

Thirty percent thought, even if I hang out with the protagonist, I still have to abuse my tail.

Feng Nanyu sat at the head of the Qizhe bed, and kept talking in his mouth, "Brother, don't blame me. It was my fault back then. I was too self-willed. It's all because of me. You should be willful, brother, you have been living outside for so long, I don't know how you have been living these years, have you had enough food and clothing, I..."

As soon as Feng Nanyu looked up and saw Qizhe opened his eyes, tears burst out uncontrollably for a moment, and he stepped forward and hugged Qizhe tightly in his arms!

"Brother, do you know how much I miss you these years? For several nights, I dreamed that you were killed by bad guys, and you were lying on the cold floor with your eyes closed! Do you know how scared I am! Brother, you will never Don't leave me, okay, I miss you to death!"

Frightened by Feng Nanyu's aggrieved appearance, Qizhe opened his mouth but didn't say a word hoarsely, until the system reminded him that he stammered according to the lines given by the system, "I was trafficked by human traffickers when I was young." Abducted, they gave me a medicine, I don’t remember anything from the past!”

Feng Nanyu cried even more when he heard this, and felt that the piece of clothing on his back was wet!

"Brother! You have suffered so much, and you blamed me back then! If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have fallen to the point of being abused! Brother, I was really wrong!"

Feng Nanyu cried so sadly that he was a little moved when he heard [-]% off. He reached out and hugged him in his arms, and rubbed his head comfortingly, "Okay, I forgive you, stop crying, okay! "

Feng Nanyu raised his messy little head that had been rubbed by seven folds, wiped his red and swollen eyes, pouted his lips and nodded as if wronged, and gave a muffled hum.

Seeing his appearance at [-]% off, he immediately laughed out loud. If his younger brother was so cute, then he wouldn't be burned alive in the house...

"Brother! Now that I am the leader of the Demon Cult, they all listen to me. After no one dares to bully us, I will definitely protect you in the future!"

With a smile on Qi Zhe's face, he couldn't hold back and rubbed Feng Nanyu's head again, "Okay, then brother, I can rely on you!"

Feng Nanyu also laughed and nodded happily.

But after laughing for a while, Feng Nanyu suddenly put on a bitter face again, "By the way, brother." It seemed a little hard to say, Feng Nanyu showed a tangled expression, "Your soul is scattered for some reason, in order to save you , I had to use the magic technique of the devil's religion, but also," Feng Nanyu glanced at Qizhe quietly, seeing that there was no other expression on his face, and then continued, "I also abolished your spiritual root !"

After finishing speaking, Feng Nanyu looked at Qizhe even more evasively.

Qi Zhe tapped Feng Nanyu's head with his finger, "They said it was to save me, how could I blame you? Besides, I'm your brother, and as a brother, of course I wouldn't blame my brother! I will pamper you!"

Thirty percent said and then started to play, and couldn't help rubbing Feng Nanyu's little head for a while!

Feng Nanyu gradually grinned, put his head into Qizhe's arms, hugged Qizhe's waist tightly, and let him rub his head obediently.

"One more thing, brother, your previous name was Feng Beihuan, we don't need Zhong Ling's name anymore, okay?"

Hearing the young man's coquettish tone, the [-]% discount was not enough to soften his heart, so he smiled and said hello!

The author has something to say: Surprise!The strongest intelligent system farts frequently!What the hell is that?Let's walk into the world of technology and open the door to the future!