General Zhiyi

As soon as he stepped into the bridal sedan chair, he heard a "swish" sound, the surrounding light was instantly replaced by darkness, the tip of his nose lingered with the faint fragrance of nanmu, Tang Jingxu tentatively stretched out his hand to explore the surroundings, but his arms could not do anything at all. Stretching, all the palms touched were polished and smooth wooden boards. With consideration in his heart, he sniffed lightly.

There is no smell of dead people, it should be a new coffin custom-made for Chi Li'er, it can be seen that the groom is quite caring.

Turning around in the "bridal sedan chair" that only allowed one person to stand upright, Tang Jingxu waited quietly.

After a while, the coffin was tipped down and lifted up, and at the same time, the welcoming music rang again happily. The person who carried the coffin didn't know who it was, and it walked without any bumps, which gave Tang Jingxu a vague feeling that the coffin was floating. He lay flat in the coffin, and the sleepless sleepless sleepless night swept over him, and he closed his eyes with relief, and just fell asleep like this...

Seeing the welcoming team drifting away, the three of them crouched on the roof of Chi Li'er's boudoir to catch their breath, jumped down gently, and looked at the three large basins at the door together.

The rice and pastries in the basin had already been looted, and disputes inevitably arose during the fight. The rice was scattered all over the ground, and even stained with a lot of fresh blood.

"Tsk tsk, cannibalism, it's really ugly to eat." Hua Qingchen reached out and slapped the tip of his nose, but he couldn't slap the mixed smell left by the wedding procession, so he pinched his nose and said in a low voice.

Ying Li was not affected at all, he took out a big red apple from somewhere, and was gnawing on it quite vigorously, when he heard Hua Qingchen's words, he paused, but he also paused After such a pause, he glanced at him, and continued to chew according to the previous rhythm.

Yin Liansheng frowned and put down his two fingers on his temples, turned to the two of them, and said, "I can't connect to Master's spiritual consciousness."

"Falling asleep." Hua Qingchen and Ying Li said in unison without thinking.

Yin Liansheng sighed helplessly, that person is always like this, and he never has a sense of crisis at critical moments. I really don't know how he managed to get out of it again and again after so many years of wandering alone.

Seeing that Yin Liansheng was still standing there, Hua Qingchen said in a timely manner: "If you don't chase after him, you will disappear."

Hearing this, Yin Liansheng's eyes froze, and he raised his eyes to look in the direction where the welcoming team disappeared, and said flatly, "I can't lose it."

Tang Jingxu opened his eyes at the "click" of the coffin, yawned, and twisted his neck again. After taking a nap for a while, he suddenly felt much more refreshed.

From hiring to welcoming the bride, this wedding should also be a complete set. The groom's official didn't come to pick up the bride, and he will always come to pick up the sedan chair next.

Sure enough, there were two moderate "dong dong" sounds from the coffin board. Tang Jingxu straightened his clothes, then raised his hand to touch it, and made sure that his face was covered by the red hijab before stretching out. I kicked lightly with my toes.

The noise outside gradually subsided, and then amidst the sound of "唰啦", Tang Jingxu vaguely recognized a figure standing in front of him through the red hijab with the regained light, slightly shorter than him, with a gourd-shaped figure It's not really a novelty, but... isn't the lower body a bit too bloated?

"Lady, please get out of the sedan chair."

The voice sounded sharp and piercing, and the respect and uncontainable excitement in the words made Tang Jingxu couldn't help but have the thought: Does this monster really want to marry Chi Li'er?

Tang Jingxu looked down at the hand stretched out in front of him, well, the transformation was not bad, with five distinct fingers.

Just as he raised his hand to cover it, he vaguely saw the other party taking a step closer due to nervousness, and accidentally exposed the round and fluffy taupe belly and paws slapping the ground uneasily under his eyes, and couldn't help twitching. The corner of his mouth twitched, and he secretly retracted his previous words.

Transformation is the upper body, this is the worst monster I have ever seen......

Seeing that Tang Jingxu raised his hand halfway and then there was no movement, the other party's paws that were slapping the ground quickly stopped, and said cautiously: "My lady?"

Tang Jingxu came back to his senses, put down his hands and grabbed the sleeves of the wedding dress, and forced a coy and shy look.

The demon was stunned for a moment, took a deep breath, and seemed to muster up great courage, and resolutely grabbed Tang Jingxu's hand, and solemnly and seriously promised: "Young lady, don't worry, I'm your husband." I will never let you down."

Tang Jingxu was forced to walk forward, and he still sighed in his heart: What a loving and affectionate gentleman!It's a pity that the monsters have different paths. They are wishful thinking and have committed heinous crimes, so they are destined not to be consummated.

The demon led Tang Jingxu to the table and stood still. Tang Jingxu noticed who seemed to be sitting by the table, and there was a statue on the table. He guessed that it was probably the demon's father or mother. and ancestors and such.

"Pray to heaven and earth~"

Tang Jingxu hesitated for a moment, then turned around and bent down along with the demon.

"Second obeisance to the high hall~"

Turning around and facing the table again, Tang Jingxu couldn't convince himself to bow down no matter what.

What a joke, he is a dignified priest, how could he bend down to the ancestor of a little demon, it must be possible, if the immortals know about it, they will say later that he sold his dignity for some merit, although it is not uncommon , but he is still a person of status, and he was more or less involuntary at that time, so he must not humiliate himself this time!

The Yaowu bowed himself down, and found that the little wife who had been extremely cooperative was standing there so straight this time, he was puzzled, and asked: "What's the matter, my lady?"

Before Tang Jingxu could react in the future, he heard a violent noise from the top of his head, and at the same time a lot of stone chips fell, and there was a sudden commotion around him, shaken by the continuous and sharp screams of "Zhi Zhi Zhi". Pain in the head, thinking that his three disciples must have come to the door, Tang Jingxu tore off the red hijab, planning to have a coup.

The moment the red hijab slid off, Tang Jingxu, who had always been as calm as a mountain in the wind and rain, was dumbfounded when he saw dozens of adult-sized giant mice running around in front of him...

"Seriously, Liansheng, do you think Master can be stuffed into such a small hole?" Hua Qingchen glanced at Yin Liansheng who was stomping on the grave, and turned his gaze to There was a fist-sized hole next to the tombstone. Seeing that there was no movement inside, he said again, "Besides, I didn't say that the person buried under it is also considered innocent. You are really damaging your morality by disturbing them like this."

Yin Liansheng jumped down from the grave, pointed to the tombstone, and said: "People are not dead, this is an empty grave."

Only then did Hua Qingchen notice the large characters "My Wife Chi Lier" written on the tombstone, and immediately got goosebumps all over her body.

The tomb of feelings was prepared for Chi Lier by that evil animal. Thinking about it this way, it is considered thoughtful. Not only did it build a coffin and dig a hole, but it even packed up the tombstone sacrifices. It didn't know that Chi Li What kind of crime did my son do to be remembered for this.

"So, are you sure it's the rat demon in this wild cemetery that is doing evil?" Seeing Yin Liansheng nodding, Hua Qingchen snapped his fingers, and with a "swoosh", holding up a flame in his palm, he knelt down and grabbed a small ball. Hay, bared his teeth and said with a smile, "Then we can only smoke it out."

Ying Li interjected coolly: "Do you think it's the master who can't stand it first or the mouse demon who can't stand it first?"

Hua Qingchen's smile froze immediately, and he slowly brought the flame in his palm to his face, his pretty face showed a trace of mystery under the firelight, and he said faintly: "Liansheng has made such a big noise, it still hasn't come out, Then what do you say?"

Ying Li didn't make a sound, just took off the black paper umbrella on his back, opened it with a "crash", propped it on top of his head, blocking the moonlight, turned the handle of the umbrella to catch the falling black cat with one hand, squatted down and completely covered himself. I hid in the darkness, as if you couldn't see me.

It's no surprise that it's not strange for Li to pretend to be dead for a long time. Hua Qingchen gave a "呿" as usual, turned to Yin Liansheng, who was standing aside and staring at the mouse hole, and said in a strange voice, "elder brother, master!" I was caught by a monster and taken away to worship! If we don't save him, we will have more than one Master Mouse!"

As soon as these words came out, Yin Liansheng trembled all over, a trace of cruelty flashed in his eyes, he squinted his eyes and looked at Hua Qingchen, slowly raised his left hand, palm facing the empty grave, Hua Qingchen's "wait a minute" Before he had time to say it, he saw that the grave was blown up with a "boom" in an instant.

Seeing the sand and soil splashing in all directions, Hua Qingchen, who felt that he had angered his senior brother for no reason, swallowed secretly, and said hesitantly, "Brother, have you considered the feelings of Master and the old man when you explode like this?"

Yin Liansheng froze suddenly as if he had just realized it, and quickly turned around and ran towards the grave.

Seeing this, Hua Qingchen rolled his big eyes and followed.

This Tang Jingxu lifted his red hijab and was messing around among the panicked rats. Suddenly, he saw four wandering spirits standing with their heads bowed beside the coffin carrying him, all of them were dressed in government uniforms. The middle-aged man, with a clear mind, looked back and found a middle-aged woman in Chinese clothes sitting beside the table. She looked like the deceased wife of a high-ranking family. Judging from the "roe-headed mouse eyes" of the model, this lady is definitely the mother of Chi Li'er who has passed away long ago.

Tang Jingxu had just noticed that these wandering souls looked like they were wandering away and lost their minds, when he heard the rat demon beside him screaming harshly: "Where is my wife, Li'er?! "

The sound made Tang Jingxu's eardrums ache. He rubbed his ears and grinned at the mouse demon. While feeling that it had the nerve to transform himself into a white-faced scholar, he shook his sleeves lightly, and an emerald green bamboo flute It slipped out from the cuff of the red wedding dress.

He raised the bamboo flute to the mouse demon's eyebrows, shook his head, and sighed: "Since I have been practicing painstakingly for 300 years, I will bear it for another 200 years. After experiencing a catastrophe, I will be a human being in the next life. Why go this wrong way?"

"This shoddy bamboo flute..." The rat demon moved his eyes from the bamboo flute to Tang Jingxu's face, his eyes widened in disbelief, "You are... Tang Jingxu ?”

Although he knew that his reputation had already been popular in the Three Realms, Tang Jingxu couldn't help but had a terrible toothache when he heard that the "roughly made bamboo flute" had become his symbol. He was a general after all, and these monsters Ah, why can't he remember his frightening sword of sincerity?

The author has something to say: Tang Jingxu's name is taken from Liu Yong's "Yu Linling": this year, it should be a good time for a good time.

Baizhou: Taken from "The Book of Songs".

Most of the names this time took into account the character and experience of the characters, and of course some of them were random names.

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