[Taizhong] reverse double black

Beating up [Dazai] together is of course a joke, one [Nakahara Chuya] can beat [Dazai] to the sky, let him experience the pleasure of being a human again, two Chuyas can do it together, I am afraid that Dazai Osamu in any world No blessing to accept.

Sending [Chuya] to the door of the punishment room, Zhongya paused, took out a cigarette and lit it, "Go in by yourself, I'm afraid I can't control myself and beat him to death for that unusual guy inside. "

[Chuya] nodded understandingly, "I'll be out soon."

Anyway, the most advanced monitoring facilities are installed in the punishment room, and [Chuya] and [Dazai] can clearly see what they said and did in it, and there are no secrets at all.Mr. Mori knows it well, the two middlemen also know it well, [Dazai Osamu] knows it even more, since there are some things that are tacitly understood by everyone, it doesn't matter whether you say it or not.

When [Chuya] entered the room, [Dazai] had already taken off his coat and got under the covers, getting ready to sleep.

The sleeping [Dazai] is very well-behaved, lying quietly on his back, only revealing the pretty face that deceived the little girl, the long eyelashes cast a shadow, the corners of the mouth are slightly raised when he is not smiling, and the black hair is scattered on the On the pure white pillow, two hands grasped the edge of the quilt, only a slender pale fingertip was exposed.

[Osamu Dazai] has an indescribable innocence in his sleeping face, but unfortunately there are only a handful of people who have seen it.

Probably according to [Dazai]’s prediction, [Nakaya] hadn’t come to pick him up so quickly, and he wasn’t so easy to give in. At least he would have to struggle for a few days until he smashed through the south wall with brute force and found that there was something behind the south wall. There is still no way to go, and the stubborn [little man] will reluctantly turn his head and admit defeat like a defeated rooster.

Sigh~ It's really [silly slug] to waste effort knowing the result.

[Chuya] was really angry with [Dazai]'s posture about to fall asleep, to what extent, [Chuya]'s hands, which can easily dismantle tanks with bare hands, trembled slightly.He clenched his fists and stared at the sleepy [Dazai Osamu], "You still have the face to sleep!"

[Dazai] Blinking, he seemed to be awake a little bit, he puffed up his cheeks very cooperatively, that means - I have a face, here is my face~

[Nakahara Chuya] was so angry that he didn't even have the mood to beat Zai, "I just want to ask, how long have you been planning, and you can give me the bottom line so that I can be psychologically prepared."

From the sudden increase in the reward amount, to asking him to meet in the old place suddenly, to suddenly pulling him into a different world by jumping into a well, all of this is "sudden"!Whoever believes is an idiot!

In [Dazai Osamu]'s dictionary, there is no word "suddenly" at all, he has planned everything!

If all of this was planned by [Dazai], according to the complexity of the plan, [Chuya] can calculate the possibility of escaping from this routine. (probably approaching zero indefinitely)

"It's been almost two years." [Dazai] smiled, as if he was sure of winning, "Actually, I am also very distressed. When [Chuya] just left the Mafia, he was too guarded against me. At the risk of being beaten to death by you, I made the bait myself, but [Chuya] didn’t fall for it, and actually disappeared for two years, I really underestimated you in the past.”

[Mr. Dazai] was a little injured, he let out a long sigh, "It took me two years to get [Chuya] to let go of his guard against me, unfortunately..." After this time, we have to start again, fortunately we still have lifetime time.

Trust is such a thing that it is difficult to establish, but it is surprisingly easy to destroy.

[Chuya] has a pure personality and trusts [Osamu Dazai] as a partner very much. He doesn't have a long memory after being fooled a hundred times. On the hundred and first time, he was still foolishly fooled. [Dazai] Although he doesn’t say it, he still enjoys it in his heart. Who would hate the feeling of being trusted?

[Dazai] I just didn't expect that when this incomparable trust was broken, such a deep gap would be left behind.

[Osamu Dazai] lied to [Chuya Nakahara] countless times, and [Chuya Nakahara] was often played around by [Osamu Dazai], this has become a way of getting along with [Double Black], cheating and being cheated have become a habit, both sides They all stick to the invisible bottom line.

But that time was different.

But the only special case, and the only time [Osamu Dazai] felt guilty towards [Chuya Nakahara], he failed the trust of [Chuya] as a last resort, only that time...

Only that one time, [Zhong Ye] planned to remember it for a lifetime and erase everything in the past.

In fact, [Dazai] knew in his heart that it was different that time.

Unlike the thousands of scams in the past, he crossed the bottom line, he deceived [Chuya] in order to save [Odasaku], he failed [Chuya]'s trust, this is not the usual pranks, this is Outright perfidy.

[Chuya] was really angry, the first time he was really angry with [Dazai Osamu], the kind that planned to break up.

[Shuanghei] fought side by side, and the trust accumulated over the years, almost disappeared in an instant. At that moment, [Dazai Osamu] was caught off guard, and his heart was empty. He imagined hundreds of ways to calm [Chuya] way, his [old partner] didn't give him the chance.

[Nakahara Chuya] left, far more free and easy than he imagined.

Those things that he thought would never change turned out to be completely different inadvertently.

[Nakahara Chuya] can bend and stretch, can take it up and put it down, and if he decides, he will go forward bravely. Those blue pupils that are higher than the sky will always look at the future. He will leave [Dazai Osamu] in the past, even if the past is unforgettable. , and he will never look back.

How could it be possible, how could I let [Zhongye] escape alone.

[Dazai] pulled up the quilt to cover most of his face, hiding his uncontrollable emotions, and rubbed his eyes pretending to be indifferent, "If there is nothing else, I will go to bed first, I have to raise Save your energy to deal with Mr. Mori's troubles."

After receiving half-truths and half-false answers from [Dazai], [Chuya] was completely discouraged. He was ready for a long-term battle, allowing [Dazai Osamu] to plan a big plan for two years, no matter what the ultimate goal is, [Zhongya] Also] can only passively accompany him to play.

[Chung Ye] doesn't think he will lose.

Some things, when you decide to let go, you are invincible.

[Zhong Ye] completely lost the interest in beating and slaughtering, and dragged Zhong Ye out for a drink. Even after leaving the Mafia, [Zhong Ye] still couldn't help but indulge in nightlife, fine wine, and luxury cars. I don't know how far the future is.

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Hearing that the two Mr. Nakaya drank together, all the bars under the Mafia trembled, and no one dared to entertain the two ancestors.Fortunately, there is a lot of wine in Zhongye's house, and Zhongye's house is also specially reinforced, which can be as stable as Mount Tai under a magnitude [-] earthquake.

As we all know, Zhongye's drinking capacity and wine quality are hard to describe, no matter which Zhongye is.

So they all got drunk, scolded Osamu Dazai together, went crazy together, then fell drunk together on the bed, were discovered by Osamu Dazai who broke in through the door together, and said "good morning" to Osamu Dazai together, with fists and feet.

Well, I'm speaking a little fast, the specific situation is like this↓

Osamu Dazai walked out of the dormitory humming a suicide song in the morning. As usual, he was late. As soon as he entered the Armed Detective Agency, Kunikida Doppo grabbed his wrist and threw him out of the gate. After making a big fuss with the port mafia, he escaped and disappeared with Nakahara Nakaya, a senior cadre of the port mafia. A detective from another world [Nakahara Chuya] came back.

The moment he received the task, Dazai refused in his heart.

Mr. Dazai knew with his toes that his two ex-partners, who were addicted to alcohol, met happily, and the end must be to go somewhere for a drink together.Considering each other's identities and the double destructive power of drunkenness, the mafia bar should not dare to receive them, so they can only go to Zhongye's apartment to drink, probably until dawn.

Of course Dazai knew where Chuya lived. When he was a senior cadre of the Port Mafia and one of the double blacks who made the dark world fearful, he often went to Chuya's apartment to eat, drink, drive, and rent a room.

Several times a year, for a few months.

Since there are only 12 months in a year, it can also be said to be rounded up to one year.

When the two quarreled, Chuya called him a "vagrant", which came from this allusion.

It can be predicted that the hangover Chuya has a bad temper, several times worse than usual. If he appears in front of two hangover Chuya at this time, he will have the audacity to wake up one of them and take him back to the detective agency.

Thinking about the consequences, a beating is not light, and it is likely that two men's doubles from Zhongye will greet him.

(-.-) Desperate to think about it.

Dazai pushed the door of the detective agency locked by Kunikida, deeply feeling the malice from his colleagues. Between [Pry open the detective agency] and [Pry open Nakaya's house], Dazai chose the latter, so that at least he could save a little Face makes myself, who was rejected by my colleagues, look less pitiful.

Hey, I can't pass this day!

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Standing outside Nakahara's house, Dazai took out a thin wire, started from the apartment door, and picked the lock all the way to open Chuya's bedroom door, and then he found two disheveled Nakahara Chuya on the bedroom bed, obviously hungover .

PS: The little dwarf has a really good figure!

Mr. Dazai stood by the bed and rubbed his chin, he was a little troubled now.

If the two Dazai Osamu have different identities, different standpoints, different temperaments, and different personalities, it directly leads to the fact that they are different in everything except for one face, and it is very easy to distinguish them.

Well, although the two Zhongyuan Zhong also have different identities and standpoints, they have similar temperaments, the same personalities, and even their clothing tastes have not changed for thousands of years. This directly leads to them being exactly the same from head to toe, and it is impossible to tell who is who. .

The only difference between the two is that the Zhongya of the Mafia wears a black coat that symbolizes the status of a cadre, while the [Zhongya] of the Detective Agency does not have a coat, and has a more cheerful personality and a better temper.

These nuances, however, are of no use when both are asleep and disheveled.

Mr. Dazai struggled for a long time, finally took a deep breath, and shouted in a rare voice, "Chuya, you are still 15 minutes late-arrive-"

(⊙o⊙)!The two were also woken up at the same time.

One of them jumped up and went straight to the bathroom, "Damn Dazai!

The other hugged the pillow and lay down again, "Fool, I'm unemployed now!"

Mr. Dazai smiled——ah, isn’t that the point?

Then Dazai, who hadn't been handsome for three seconds, was punched in the abdomen by [Chuya] who got up angry.

After hitting Dazai with a punch, [Chuya] lay back on the bed again, he took off his trousers and was only wearing a crumpled white shirt, he kicked away the empty wine bottle he brought to bed after being drunk last night, [Chuya] He hugged the pillow and rolled back into the bed.

He wants to sleep, so sleepy!

The other Chuya didn't have the life to sleep in. He quickly rushed into the bathroom to take a shower. After 3 minutes, he rushed out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel and kicked Osamu Dazai who was blocking the bathroom door.

Dazai was covering his abdomen after being punched, and was kicked in the ass by Chuya again. He lost his balance and threw himself face down on the bed.

Seeing that Chuya was going to be late, he opened the closet to find a new set of clothes, ignored Osamu Dazai who was wriggling on the bed, quickly put on the black suit that Dazai detested to death, and finally grabbed the car keys and mobile phone and rushed out of the gate. Before leaving, he did not forget to yell at [Zhong Ye], "Get the dead mackerel out!"

"Hmm..." [Zhongye] agreed in a daze.

Zhongya slammed the door with a "bang", and the Zhongyuan family fell into silence again.

Dazai got up from the bed clutching his abdomen and buttocks that had been punched and kicked. For him and Chuya, this level of attack was the same as saying "good morning" when they met. He was used to it a long time ago. This sad habit.

"[Chung Ye] got up, the president is looking for you, the president is looking for you, the president is looking for you, the president is looking for you..."

"You are so long-winded!" [Chuya] couldn't take it anymore, grabbed the pillow and threw it!

Mr. Dazai raised his hand handsomely, "It's useless, I know everything about [Chuya] like the back of the hand, even breathing and... um!" He caught the pillow flying towards his face, but his face was covered by the second pillow .

Dazai: "..."

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The mafia godfather Zai clouded over: "I'm so troubled, Zhongye is angry, and Zhongye ignored me, and Zhongye didn't even beat me up!"

The Jae of the Armed Detective Agency was full of resentment: "I'm also troubled, I didn't do anything bad, why should I be beaten by the two middlemen!"

Siam trembled under the gaze of the two Zai: "Um...Mr. Dazai, have you ever heard of the saying 'It's better to beat Zai if you have troubles'?"

The two Mr. Dazai looked at each other and said in unison, "Sounds like a good idea!"

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