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On the other side, [Dazai] was also approached by the Supernatural Secret Service.

At noon, Mr. Mori recommended a restaurant to [Dazai], not only turned Chuya away from the mountain, but also drove [Dazai] here for the first time, and blew a kiss through the car window before leaving. [Dazai] was disgusted by success, and almost reflexively shot through Mr. Mori's fuel tank.

Walking into the restaurant, not long after [Dazai] sat down, another person sat down in front of him.

[Dazai] flipped through the recipes casually, "Mr. Taneda, the chief executive of the Supernatural and Special Affairs Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, I didn't expect Mr. Mori to be so generous. I was a little flattered to invite a big man like you to accompany me to lunch."

The farming chief held a jug of sake and two wine glasses, filled one of them, and pushed it in front of [Dazai], "My subordinates just met [Nakahara Chuya]."

[Dazai] paused while flipping through the menu, and said to the waitress with a gun on her waist, "I want this, this, and this, and the curry is crazy spicy, and let the chef of this restaurant make it for me, I don't dare to expect the culinary skills of the civil servants of the Ability Secret Service Division."

The waitress was a bit awkward.

The Supernatural Secret Service Division has taken over this restaurant, and the restaurant is full of their people. The original waiters and chefs have been invited out for lunch by them. Where can I find a chef now?Can't you just drink and chat, damn spicy curry!

The farming chief said to the waitress, "Send someone to look for it."

[Dazai] has a particularly innocent expression, as if he doesn't know anything, as if he is not the one who deliberately makes people difficult, and deliberately makes people unable to get off stage, his expression is particularly unworthy of beating.

Fortunately, sitting across from [Dazai] is the Chief Farmer, who is quite kind, "My subordinates may be a little nervous. After all, at my age, I am no longer suitable for leading the charge. Please forgive me."

"Where is that, you are so polite." [Dazai] smiled slightly, that kind of calm smile, without a trace of fireworks, "I hope you can forgive me, after all [Chuya] has a bad temper, yes The [Supernatural Secret Service Division] in our world is hostile again, if you don’t want to provoke him, you’d better stay away, especially Ango..."

"You really shouldn't have sent Ango to see [Chuya]."

[Dazai]'s tone is very firm, as if he saw it with his own eyes.

However, it took less than 10 minutes from seeing [Chuya Nakahara] by the Supernatural Secret Service, to the conflict between the two sides, and to Ango Sakaguchi reporting the situation to him.Across most of Yokohama, [Dazai Osamu] was sitting on the co-pilot of Mori Ogai when the incident happened, so it was impossible for him to see it.

The farming chief couldn't figure it out, "How do you know?"

"It's not difficult to guess." [Dazai] drank a glass of sake, "I tried Chuya in this world, and he doesn't have a deep hatred for Ango, but Osamu Dazai in this world probably hates Ango."

"According to Ango's way of thinking, he will try to avoid meeting me when his friends and enemies are unknown. At the same time, his innate curiosity is ready to move, driving him to seek answers from [Chuya], and the result is Just crashed into a dead end, haha~" [Dazai] seemed to be in a good mood, "By the way, Ango is still alive."

"Uninjured."

"Tsk tsk tsk." [Dazai] shook his head expressing regret, "Since leaving the Mafia, [Chuya]'s temper has really improved a lot. If it was before, breaking an arm or a leg would be considered merciful."

Chief Farmer filled the wine glasses for both of them, "May I take the liberty to ask why the Supernatural Secret Service Division is hated?"

[Dazai] draws a long and slow voice, "Um...that...it's not impossible to say..."

"I can make a guarantee on behalf of the Ministry of Internal Affairs." Chief Tantian obviously said, "As long as [Dazai Osamu] and [Nakahara Chuya] don't become enemies with the Supernatural Secret Service, the Supernatural Secret Service will not bother you, or You need a clean identity, and I can help."

[Dazai] waved his hand, "I don't need it, I don't have any needs, and I'm just hanging around in the Mafia anyway. But [Chuya] seems to like the work of the detective agency, he respects the president Fukuzawa Yukichi very much, and also I respect Mr. Natsume who introduced him to the detective agency, and with this kind of affection, [Chuya] can maintain the appearance you want."

"But there is one thing, I hope we can understand each other."

[Dazai] suddenly changed the topic, his quiet pupils fixed on the senior official of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.He didn't have a weapon in his hand, and he had a friendly smile on his face, but it made people fear for no reason.Under his gaze, there was nowhere to hide any secrets, and chills climbed up his back, as if even his breathing became slow.

If the strength of [Nakahara Chuya] makes people fearful, then the strength of [Dazai Osamu] makes people fearful. It is also a deterrent, but the two are completely different.The former is a ferocious beast baring its fangs in front of you. It may pounce on you at any time, tear your flesh and crush your bones.The latter is a venomous snake that whispers letters behind your back. It will only kill you with one blow, and make you die peacefully and painfully.

[Dazai] has a nice voice, especially when he threatens people, the low tone has a deadly sexiness, [Dazai] has only one request to the Supernatural Secret Service Division, "I hope [Chuya] is happy, this can be our A common wish?"

[Dazai] speaks very slowly, but his attitude is very serious. He no longer restrains his momentum, no longer suppresses his sharpness. He is the youngest leader of the port mafia in history [Dazai Osamu]. Show your sharpness.

"I understand." The farming chief nodded, waving his hand to dismiss the overwhelmed subordinates, "You are too unreasonable, put away your guns, and go see if [Mr. Dazai]'s lunch is ready."

"I'm so glad we can reach a consensus." [Dazai] didn't care that he was pointed at by a dozen guns, and his lunch was ready in no time.

"You want to know about the other world, right?" [Dazai] took a mouthful of curry, and was so hot that he was sweating, "Hiss...ss...seriously, I really admire the courage of your Supernatural Secret Service Division , no sarcasm."

[Dazai] took a sip of water, "To put it simply, compared with our side, many situations are reversed, such as [Chuya] left the Mafia to join the detective agency, such as I killed [Mr. Mori] Get the position of leader, for example [Oda Saku] is still alive, for example, I have a cooperative relationship with my [Supernatural Secret Service Section].”

[Dazai] always likes to say half and keep the other half when he talks, he half-jokingly said, "You can tell Ango, if he comes to drink with me, I won't poison him, if he wants to read [Oda Saku]'s new book , I have electronic manuscripts in my mobile phone.”

The farming chief couldn't help but support his forehead.

Showing that kind of stuff to Ango Sakaguchi, a friend who died, don’t you think he’s not guilty enough?

[Dazai] is not as kind as [Chuya], in order to wake up Dazai Osamu, [Chuya] told almost everything in detail. [Dazai] I just want to give a rough idea, and let the Special Ability and Secret Service Division guess the rest of the content by themselves and use their imagination.

The farming chief was very patient, drinking wine glass by glass.

Even though [Dazai] was always rambling on and on during the narration, he wasn't impatient.

[Dazai] tasted the mushroom soup and continued, "In my world, [Chuya] left the Mafia not long after, and [Momiji] also left. [Momiji] has been living in Yokohama, [Chuya] But it disappeared completely."

[Dazai] sighed, “[Chuya]’s ability is still very attractive, many organizations want to recruit him, my [Chief Tanada] seems to think that [Chuya] is suitable to be a civil servant, it’s so funny, [Zhongye] is so wild and unruly, how could he be a police dog obediently."

[Dazai] seems to be born with the ability to disrupt everything, but no matter how far the topic is dragged by him, he always has the ability to get back on his own and continue talking about the topic he wants to talk about.

"At that time, I was also looking for [Chuya], and anyone who was familiar with [Chuya] knew that the shortcut to [Chuya] was [Ms. Hongye]." Envious, or disappointed.

"[Zhong Ye] is a stubborn person. If he recognizes a person, he will spend his whole life. [Sister Hongye] is the only family member he recognizes. She is also a Nilin who must never be touched. Anyone who touches her will turn his face." Even I am no exception.

At that time, [Dazai] just took advantage of [Sister Hongye], [Chuya] turned his face without saying a word, since then [Dazai] never dared to provoke [Sister Hongye], he already knew [Chuya]'s bottom line, Smart people should stay away.

Bottom line, it's best to avoid such things.

It is ignorance to encounter it once, and it is deliberate provocation to encounter it again.

[Dazai] seems to be full, he pokes the curry on the plate, "That's why I say that the Supernatural Secret Service Division is brave, even I dare not touch [Sister Hongye], but you dare, and you choose to be in [ Big Sister Hongye] has someone she likes, and when she is about to start a new life, you dare to disturb her peace, what kind of courage is this..."

[Dazai] sighed half-truthfully, "With the efforts of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, [Chuya] really appeared, in a furious gesture, I have never seen [Chuya] so angry, like coming from hell The three-headed dog that climbed up, frantically biting the enemy's throat, vowing not to give up until the goal is achieved, such a posture..."

Crazy and calm, cruel and beautiful, regardless of everything for the one he loves, giving him a belief that he can overcome obstacles and go forward bravely, the vigorous posture when killing the prey, the sharpness in the pupils, the arc of the hair dancing...

It's really beautiful.

It's so beautiful that I can't take my eyes off it.

[Dazai] Biting his chopsticks and falling into memory, Chief Taneda looked at him for a while, and couldn't help sighing, "I understand, I will let the Supernatural Secret Service Section stay away from you, so what about the matter of Ango Sakaguchi, [Nakahara Naka Also] seem to particularly dislike him."

"That's really sorry." [Dazai] smiled particularly brightly, "I used [Ango]'s identity as a double agent to deceive [Chuya], and [Chuya] was screwed by me, and the anger value was second only to [Hongye] Elder Sister] for that matter, so please apologize to Ango for me~"

Chief Farmer: "..."

This is naked revenge!

**********

In the evening, the detective members who went out to investigate came back one after another, and the president called [Chuya] into the office.

"I've seen the Supernatural Secret Service."

[Chuya] rubbed his nose, "I see, I seem to have hit them too hard and scared them, no one should be injured, if they ask for compensation for the car..." [Zhongya] took out the one that Chuya gave him secondary card.

"There's no need for that. The Ability Secret Service Division didn't ask for compensation, and it won't bother you anymore." President Fukuzawa waved his hand in displeasure. It was enough to let the Mafia support his subordinates, and let the Mafia help compensate for the losses. He was afraid that Mori Ogai's lolicon would die laughing in the office.

[Chung Ye] was in a good mood, "Then I passed the entrance examination?"

The president stopped drinking tea, he looked at [Chuya Nakahara] who had the same expression as Osamu Dazai when he was pretending to be innocent, but what he thought in his heart was—Who are these two kids imitating whom?

After a while, the president said helplessly, "You passed."

To enter a detective agency, you have to pass the entrance test, and everyone is no exception. Even if [Chuya] passed the test in another world, you have to do it all over again in this world.

The author of the question is Osamu Dazai, and the title is "Let [the irascible dwarf with arrears in IQ] solve the problem of the identity of the special agent department and himself without hurting anyone", no one reminded [Chuya] of the test , but he still guessed it.

Just like what Dazai said: "[Chuya] is usually easy to fool, and can always surprise people at critical moments. His methods of doing things are simple and rough, but the effect is unexpectedly good. This kind of person is the most annoying. When you should be smart, you should be smart. When you are confused, you are confused, your intuition is better than beasts, your luck is particularly good, you can eat and sleep all day without worry.”

Even if [Zhong Ye] has a small trouble, someone will help him solve it.

For example, [Osamu Dazai] who helped him threaten the Supernatural Secret Service, and Osamu Dazai who proposed this test.

Of course, we can’t talk too much, who knows whether [Zhongye] is smart or confused in his current state?

Anyway, when [Osamu Dazai] returned to the office after lunch, the dwarf cadre of the port mafia sat on his swivel chair and played games. What are you doing here.

[Dazai] Laughing and lying on the desk.

It seems that Mr. Mori's attempt to divert the tiger away from the mountain has failed.

So, you can't discriminate against his IQ just because he's short.

**********

"I don't care, as long as [Chuya] is happy" [Mr. Dazai] is as handsome as four meters!

The farming chief said: I don't understand you young people very well.

The two also said: Some people always think that I am stupid, which bothers me a lot. I have above-normal intelligence and a very accurate intuition, but the bastard Qingmao's brain is open, and I am compared to stupid.

There is no harm without comparison!

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