Invitation

During this period of time, I plan to make up for the history of the Wei and Jin Dynasties, and I also plan to learn something about Qimen Dunjia, Yin and Yang, gossip, etc. After all, I can’t pretend that I’m blind when I go to work, I’m exhausted from work, and I have to light the lamp to go home. To do this, the most common thing Yunyu does these days is to pick me up from the table and throw me on the bed when I am asleep. Yes, metaphysics is not enough, I found that the celestial master is really a profession that requires a sense of faith, just like me, when he taught me that thing, I felt that he was talking nonsense, and finally Qin Feng collapsed , put a lighter in my hand, and said: "Come on, Dabai, this is your magic weapon. Do you know how many steps to light the talisman? The first step is to light the lighter, and the second step is to light the talisman. The third step is to turn on the lighter, don’t count on other advanced operations, your IQ will basically bid farewell to cultivating immortals.”

I said, "Don't..."

Qin Feng said: "Pull it down, if you really want to learn, go to your family, don't torture my master anymore, even if you give money."

Yunyu didn't want to teach at all, she was simpler and rude than Qin Feng: "You can't."

Me: "...Don't say that a man can't do it lightly."

Yunyu thought for a while and said, "I don't know how to teach."

I said: "No, you can demonstrate it and let me see."

Upon hearing this, Yunyu put her palms up in front of me: "Look."

A cluster of small blue-purple flames danced in his palm.

I was shocked: "Hey, you still know this?"

He didn't answer, but looked at me quietly holding the cluster of flames, his eyes were very gentle.

I watched it for a while and said, "Have you heard that song?"

He said, "Which one?"

I cleared my throat: "Your love is like a flame, burning my heart..."

Yunyu: "...No."

I said, "Are you burning your hands? Don't burn your hands for a while."

It's not easy to cremate on the spot.

"It's not too hot for me," he said.

I said, "Oh...wait a minute, isn't that what you use to light the gas stove?"

Yunyu shook her head amusedly.

I said: "That's fine. Hey, what is the principle of this, is it a flame reaction?"

Yunyu: "That's why I said I can't teach you, and you don't need to learn this. With me around, no one will hurt you."

I:"……"

Has he forgotten that he is a ghost?It's embarrassing to remind him now.

He hooked the corner of his lips: "If I want to hurt you, it's useless for you to learn these things."

Me: "...Yun Xiaoyu, you've learned it badly, who did you learn it from?"

He laughed, and I got up all of a sudden, grabbed the collar of my pajamas and backed away from the bed with my legs staring at my legs, groaning as I retreated: "Oh, it's haunted, there's a ghost, what are you doing, don't come here, oh, what are you doing again?" I'm going to call someone when I come here, hey... oh my god!!! I'm my god!!!!"

Yunyu's face, which was close at hand, suddenly turned blue and purple, her eyes turned white, and a hideous dead face suddenly appeared in front of me. My heart skipped a beat, and I fell on my back to the bed. Fished me back, I still closed my eyes and turned my head to fight him desperately.

Yunyu pinched the nape of my neck, put one hand on my waist and wanted to hug me in her arms, her tone of panic was a bit playful: "Look at me, it's me."

"I fucking know it's you! Fuck you. Let go of me first! Let go!"

He finally let go, I jumped two miles, and jumped directly to the front of the window sill. Although I have seen his grimace several times, I was shocked by his sudden appearance without a high-energy warning. I watched The elderly fitness equipment in the downstairs community calmed down for a while, stroked his face before walking back: "I really want to give you a while."

He didn't hold back, and showed his small white teeth in a smile: "You come. I won't fight back."

Me: "...Your shameless appearance is very charming like mine back then."

I don't know if it's because he's been with me for a long time, the dragon looks for the dragon and the tiger, the tiger dung beetle looks for the crayfish, I thought I could be made more elegant and elegant by him, but this little bastard is getting more and more skinny.

With his smile still on, he stretched out his hand to pull my sleeve, raised his head and asked me, "Are you angry?"

I said, "I'm so angry that I'm going to burst into flames, please help me."

He smiled when he heard the words, put his hands in front of me, and gave me a handful of bright lights.

Almost singed my eyebrows.

……

Things turned around when Qin Feng made a phone call.That day Qin Feng called me mysteriously: "Have you ever heard of an ancient secret technique?"

Me: "If you fart, fart."

He continued to use Zhang Zhen's tone of telling ghost stories: "It is said that if there are ghosts wandering in the world, in addition to using spells to forcibly suppress them, you can also eliminate their resentment and change the blockage. You can understand how difficult it is for a ghost without a mind. I heard that there is an ancient secret technique that can connect yin and yang, connect death and life, and use this technique to see the scenes that ghosts experienced before they were alive, and those are their resentment."

I said, "...that fart makes a lot of sense. Who did you listen to?"

He said, "My master."

I was surprised: "Then he..."

"He won't, but his master will."

Me: "Why, why don't you keep a hand as a disciple?"

Qin Feng: "Who knows, master the core technology."

Me: "Then where is his master?"

Qin Feng said: "The mountain is clean and repaired."

Me: "Which mountain, Maoshan? Mount Emei? Mount Qingcheng?"

Qin Feng was silent for a while, then told me: "Shuangya Mountain."

me?"

Qin Feng said: "Shuangya Mountain, you don't know, a prefecture-level city in Heilongjiang, the mountain where he practiced was circled by the government as a coal mining base some time ago, and then his old man changed to another mountain to practice, and the signal on the mountain was not good. There is no electricity, and I just got in touch a few days ago."

Me: "Why is he practicing in Heilongjiang? There is no aura there, and the GDP is not high, but the PM2.5 is quite high."

Qin Feng: "Who knows, maybe work is close to home. I'm thinking that this matter may be useful to you and... Anyway, it is useful to both of you. Would you like to pick a holiday to visit him? Although the one in your family My mind is blank, but the water ghost I received some time ago seems to have a lot of grievances, and it is a monster that came out of the lake, in case the death of the water ghost has something to do with him, if you go, I will accompany you."

I was a little moved: "The wind..."

Qin Feng let out a cheer: "We have been friends for so many years, have you forgotten the rules of the world?"

I oh, and called him crisply: "Dad!"

Qin Feng: "Is this the way to go? You set the date, and I will see if I can ask for a leave of absence. We can discuss it later. I have something to do. See you later."

When I told Yunyu about this, he was chopping ribs in the kitchen wearing my pilled home clothes, and his reaction was quite flat. He nodded and asked, "When are you leaving?"

I said, "I'll clean it up and see when the holidays can be approved here. Anyway, it's coming soon."

Yunyu hummed, and stuffed a piece of ham sausage from the chopping board into my mouth: "Are you hungry? Have something to eat."

With ham sausage in my mouth, I sat on the pony in the kitchen and helped him choose vegetables, saying: "Don't feel pressured, we're not here to cure infertility, we're just going to try it, forget it if it doesn't work, let's go play It’s a pity that there is no snow in the Northeast this season.”

Yunyu said, "I'm not under any pressure."

I murmured: "You have no pressure, you don't even have gravity, where is the pressure from you?"

Yunyu smiled, put the ribs into the pot, and said, "Then don't stay up late these days, overthinking is not good for your health."

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking so much that my hairline moves back, my hair looks like it's falling out everywhere in my house, look at my dark circles, my forehead is so black that it turns green, your own Why are you so calm and breezy, I'm worried for you."

Yunyu said: "Let's stew milk for you tonight. What special dishes are there? I'll make it for you when I come back."

I:"……"

Among the great loves in ancient and modern China and abroad, some people regard their lover as a son, some people regard their lover as a father, some people regard their lover as a friend, only Yunyu came out of the sky with a click, and he regarded me as a pig.

The author has something to say: Ah, I am not from Shuangyashan...