On how to be a receiver who knows routines

Looking at the title of the video [Some people don't regard themselves as human beings], Wen Qing felt as if he had heard this saying somewhere, and he didn't realize it until the voice of the old Wang next door appeared in the video.

"Sorry, sorry, I really regret it to death. You said what school forum I went to last night, and it would be great to watch the live broadcast. It's been a long time since I heard Lao Wang swearing. I, Hao Yun, didn't come to such an exciting moment last night. ?Old Wang, I’m sorry for you, I don’t deserve to be your fan, I decided to expel my fan membership for a second to express my inner remorse, God, earth, please forgive me.”

Zhou Yang stared dumbfounded at Hao Yunlai's acting prowess, and then said with regret: "Our dormitory's living treasure is really inferior if he doesn't take the acting department. Look at his acting skills, there are not many big names in the first line that can match."

Unable to bear Hao Yunlai's wailing, Wen Qing used the long-lost Tathagata palm to hit his celestial spirit cover, "Daddy forgives you on behalf of the heaven and earth, stop howling."

Hao Yunlai rubbed his head, looked at Wen Qing sadly, and said, "Since ancient times, male gods and idols can't have both, baby feels bitter, baby doesn't want to talk about it!"

Seeing a foot-picking man in red underpants, flip flops, eyes full of gum, and leg hair as thick as wearing long johns called himself a baby, Wen Qing felt that he was the one who couldn't tell. .

As the saying goes, seeing is not seeing, Wen Qing turned his head to face the wall, too lazy to watch Hao Yunlai's performance.

He was afraid that he couldn't help it later and would set up life and death and good luck to fight until dark!

It was still early, Wen Qing lay on the bed and checked Weibo for a while, as expected, the old Wang next door is still on the trending list at the moment, last night's live broadcast was recorded by the marketing account, and many people are discussing it at the moment .

Wen Qing clicked on the most popular video in the topic, and curled her lips when she heard the annoying voice of Lao Wang next door.

It was this person who made him restless in his sleep.

The old Wang next door had never shown his face in public, so Wen Qing couldn't have dreamed of what he looked like, he just dreamed that the two of them lined up together again while playing games.

In the dream, the two were the support positions facing each other. The hero next door Wang played was Tam, while he played Qin Nu.

The hero Tahm has a strong ability to protect the back row, because he has a skill that can swallow opponents or teammates into his mouth, and his appearance rate in professional games is very high.

In the beginning, the two of them were still fighting normally in the dream, but after playing with the dream, they started to be unreasonable.

The prototype of Tahm is a catfish. Its Q skill is to stick out its tongue to slow down the opponent, while the W skill is to swallow people. When these two skills are used on itself, Wen Qing knows how annoying it is.

There are many details that he can't remember clearly. The most impressive thing about the whole dream is that the old king next door has been chasing him, just like the last time he played Olaf. The only difference is that after catching up, the old king next door didn't kill him. he.

He drove the piano girl's E to speed up in front, and Tam chased after him and repeatedly used the Q skill to slow down. When the piano girl couldn't escape, he swallowed her into his mouth and chewed her twice, and spit her out after chewing .

One speeds up and the other slows down to chase, Wen Qing can't run away no matter how hard he runs.

Licking first, then swallowing, repeatedly, Wen Qing felt that she was about to be tortured to death!

The two fought like gods, and they ran countless times in the Summoner Canyon. In the end, Wen Qing hid in the grass and shivered: "Hey, how long are you going to lick him?"

The reason why a dream is a dream is because in reality, anything that is impossible is possible in a dream. In this dream, he can have a direct conversation with the old Wang next door.

I saw the gentle scum next door Old Wang Tam smiled charmingly: "Lick until you call daddy!"

Can stretch and bend Wen Qingqin's daughter: "Hello, Dad, goodbye, Dad!"

The sinister and cunning old Wang Tam licked Qin Nu's body a few times before continuing: "Next time, do you dare to blackmail me in the live broadcast room and call me a hot chicken?"

Spineless Wen Qingqin girl: "Don't dare! The old king is mighty and the old king is awesome!"

"Okay, then you continue to run, and I will continue to chase after you!"

"...I... hit your mother!"

Wen Qing felt that if it wasn't for good luck to wake him up suddenly, he might still be playing a cat (role) catch (color) old (pretend) mouse (act) game with the old king next door in Summoner Canyon!

Until the moment before waking up, he was being chased back in the dream while thinking, how did the old Wang next door know that he was the black fan?

The number of retweets of the video has reached tens of thousands, which is scary. Just click on the comments below. In addition to the fans who brag about him, there are also a few comments that seem to be rational but are actually exaggerating.

"After watching so many 666 deductions, and saying that the anchor is good, I almost suspect that my three views are not correct. Can public figures be a little self-conscious of public figures? So many people watch it, and their quality is so low that they think they are awesome. Are you forced? Can Weibo hotspots have some positive energy?"

"Although the keyboard man is really hateful, I think the live broadcast circle should be rectified. There are many underage people who watch the live broadcast now, and they are easily influenced by these anchors. They smoke and curse. I am afraid of my own. Children become like that."

"Why is the income of the anchor so high? The contribution is not directly proportional to the income. What should minors do if they watch it and think about getting something for nothing? The flowers of the motherland are destroyed by these rubbish."

Naturally, a lot of fans retorted under these comments, all of them were eloquent on the Internet, and Wen Qing was also taken aback.

Although he is a black fan of Old Wang next door, Wen Qing doesn't quite agree with these people's remarks. Everyone knows the truth that the one who flirts first is cheap, and the keyboard man has been bullied to the head.Don't public figures have the right to fight back?

And the old Wang next door didn't utter a single foul word from the beginning to the end, so it can't be said that his quality is poor.

Of course, to be a black fan, you must have the consciousness of a black fan. Even if the old Wang next door is sprayed out, he has nothing to do with him. Naturally, he will not defend him on Weibo.

When reposting the video, Wen Qing commented: "I'm sorry, the black fan is late, should I spray directly or go through the process?"

Thinking of how badly he was bullied by the old Wang next door in his dream yesterday, Wen Qing had an idea and private messaged the screenshots of those Weibo comments that went online to the old Wang next door.

Although I can't find a reason to spray him, it's okay to disgust him.

After the picture was sent, Wen Qing said shamelessly: "I'm afraid you don't have time to look at it, so I circled the key points. Don't ask me who I am. I am me. It's a firework with a different color. You're welcome. Please call me alive." Lei Feng or the red scarf!"

Seeing her bitch language, Wen Qing almost laughed out loud on the bed.

Although he knew very well that the chances of this private message being seen by the old Wang next door were not high, he still vented his anger on himself.

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