On how to be a receiver who knows routines

Liang Zhu took the initiative to let Wen Qing hug his thigh, thinking that Wen Qing, the iron slave, would eagerly agree, but he didn't expect that he would be rejected without hesitation.

"Square with you? Are you kidding me? Don't say that I will hold you back. In the Internet age, my ID has already become famous once because of you. Powerful, but no one can stand against the wind output."

Wen Qing is very self-aware, he is in double row with Liang Zhu, as long as he loses the game, he is probably the one to blame.

Seeing that Wen Qing didn't have the idea of ​​a double row, Liang Zhu didn't force it: "Then I'll go first."

When he opened the door, Liang Zhu was taken aback. Wen Qing's three roommates stood straight outside the door, watching him come out and took a step back collectively. Their movements were uniform and unambiguous, as if they were being trained by him in the military.

After nodding and leaving, I heard Wen Qing yelling in the dormitory: "Wow, didn't you three heartless people say to bring me breakfast, I'm going to starve to death, how dare you come back empty-handed."

Hearing Wen Qing's words that he was starving to death, Liang Zhu almost missed the stairs when he went down the stairs, and he didn't know how Wen Qing had the nerve to say that.

Not to mention that he ate up the basket of steamed stuffed buns, and even the snacks afterward were settled by himself. When drinking Coke just now, he also said: "I'm too full, I can only drink half a can." How do you feel that tone? pity.

It seems that the meat on his stomach is really grown by skill.

Seeing that Liang Zhu had disappeared, the three quickly walked into the dormitory and closed the door. Li Song and Zhou Yang took Wen Qing's hand from left to right and put him on the chair. Hao Yunlai picked up his slippers and patted him on the table. The "pop" sound.

"Tell me honestly, what is the relationship between you and the male god now? If you don't make it clear, be careful of our torture." The three of them, as if they were tortured to extract a confession, wanted Wen Qing to make it clear.

Wen Qing rolled her eyes, and was going to post on the forum at night, "What's it like to have a group of sand sculpture roommates?"

After breaking free from her roommate, Wen Qing took a sip of the remaining half a serving of Coke.

"He's chasing me, and I'm considering whether to agree."

Well, Wen Qing has such a thick skin, she doesn't blush or heartbeat when she brags.

"Hey, our youth market is really good. In the past, there was a school girl who praised you for being handsome, and now there is a male god who gives you breakfast for Ai. You are so envious of single dogs like us."

"Good luck, pay attention to your wording, you are the only single dog in our dormitory." Zhou Yang didn't miss any chance to make up for his roommate.

Hao Yunlai was aggrieved: "Yes, a single dog does not deserve human rights."

"Son, don't cry, dads still love you."

"Shut up, Wen Qing, you are a dead man. You dare to eat my snacks and drink my Coke, even if you don't say anything about stealing my male god. If you want to save some face, I order you to pack the lunch for me, or we will break up."

Wen Qing put down the Coke in his hand: "Would you believe me if I said Liang Zhu ate it?"

"Hey, does the male god also eat snacks? I should have bought more if I knew he was coming."

This person still has two faces. Doesn't he value sex and despise friends just like Hao Yunlai?

In the afternoon, Li Song and Zhou Yang went out to date his girlfriend, leaving behind Wen Qing and Hao Yunlai, two single dogs, to hug each other to keep warm and comfort each other.

They were joking, but Hao Yunlai and the others also realized that although the relationship between Wen Qing and Liang Zhu was somewhat unusual, it hadn't reached that level.

When Liang Zhu was broadcasting live, Wen Qing opened his live broadcast room. For some reason, after Liang Zhu helped him get a score, he suddenly didn't want to play games. It was probably because he was too skilled, so he might as well watch Liang Zhu more. Live learning technology.

"I don't know what to play today, you guys are talking about heroes, let me choose one!"

For the first time after the broadcast, Liang Zhu's voice was lazy, probably because he just woke up.

"Weapon Master."

"crocodile."

"Sword Fairy, it's been a long time since Lao Wang played with Sword Fairy."

"Sword Princess, Sword Princess."

"Magic girl Urgot."

"Can Old Wang play Jess?"

"Jess plus 1, I really want to see Jess."

"Please old Wang play with Jess."

Old Wang's professional black fan next door: "You Jess is so handsome, let's play it again."

"The black fan finally said something human."

"Agree with the black fan!"

Liang Zhu, who was still struggling, locked Jess in seconds when he saw the barrage.

"Okay, I'll give the black fans some face today." After speaking, he smiled himself.

"Old Wang, if you are so gentle with black fans, I will take off your fans and start blacking you."

"I fucking want to see Lao Wang play Jess, but he still gets a black fan, so mad!"

"Finally, I saw Lao Wang playing Jess again. I really miss the time when Lao Wang used Jess to kill all directions."

"Hey, good luck, why are the old Wang next door so excited to play Jess, aren't they all the same?" As a "black fan" who just entered the pit, Wen Qing didn't get it at all.

"Don't you know, the old Wang next door used Jess to hit the top five in the national server. Jess is his natal hero, but he has played very little in the past two years, and he is hardly seen. The old man It's normal for fans to be excited, and when he took out Jess, it's probably already stable." Hao Yunlai is a die-hard fan of Old Wang next door, and when he explained it to Wen Qing, he was proud and proud. Yan means.

When Liang Zhu was asked to choose Jayce in the morning, he thought that Liang Zhu would just pick him up, but he didn't expect that he would even pick out his own hero in order to help him improve his score. He must have wanted no surprises.

Liang Zhu attaches so much importance to his own affairs, maybe the day when he is no longer a single dog is really not far away?

Liang Zhu played Jess very well. He hit the opponent very hard when he was on the line. He kept pressing the stone man on the opposite side. Although he was squatted twice by the jungler, it didn't affect his development at all.

During the team battle, the opponent concentrated fire on him, and when he had less than 50 drops of blood left, he was marked by the policewoman's ultimate move. When everyone thought he was going to die, the auxiliary Thresh flashed to block the damage for him.

"Thresh has made great contributions, and true love is beyond doubt."

"666, this Thresh is fine, this wave of Laowang rewards 1000 yuan, if it ends for the opposite AD, then the policewoman will take off immediately."

"The first assistant in the canyon, why is this ID so familiar?"

"The assistant is Xiao Ke, I just came from her live broadcast room."

"Xiaoke Xiaoke, the room number is 123456, everyone can go and have a look."

System prompt: XXX has been banned by the housing management.

{Room Management}: This is Lao Wang's live broadcast room, it is forbidden to use other people's room numbers.

"What kind of arrow is the house manager using chicken feathers for? Xiao Ke is so popular, she still needs to rub against your anchor."

Who is this Xiao Ke?It seems that the popularity is quite high, Wen Qing entered Xiao Ke's room number and switched back and forth between the two live broadcast rooms.

"Haha, you said I just flashed to block the damage to Old Wang, would he be very moved?"

"I really want to ask for a wave of friends, but I heard that he is very cold. What if he is rejected, it's embarrassing."

Wen Qing looked at her subscriber count, and this Xiaoke is indeed very popular, probably few female anchors can match her. She wears a bunny headband on her head. The make-up is not too heavy, the facial features are exquisite, there are two dimples when she smiles, and the voice is gentle, she is simply an otaku killer.

From time to time, the bullet screen showed that someone was giving her gifts, and they were all thousands of dollars.

Wen Qing was stunned, he really didn't understand the world of rich people, but this female anchor named Xiao Ke was really pretty, and she was not a showman, and she was also very good at playing games. A few rounds were done, all very successful.

Good looking and good at playing games, no wonder so many people like it.

Xiao Ke's dear baby: "I want to play games with the old king next door. It's easy. I'll arrange it for you right away."

The person who sent the barrage was the fan in Xiaoke's room who ranks first in intimacy with the anchor. This ranking is completely based on money. If he can reach the first place, one can imagine how much this fan usually rewards.

"Oh, don't make troubles, it's not good." Xiao Ke hurriedly stopped, because he was nervous and made a mistake, which caused his ADC to be seconded.

But people in the online world don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, so who would listen to her dissuasion?

And Liang Zhu's live broadcast room was neatly brushed up to ask him to give the friend seat, and bring Xiao Ke to the double row.

This atmosphere reached its climax when Xiao Ke’s dear baby swiped ten supercars. After giving gifts, the barrage sent would turn into colors. This fan was concise: bring Xiao Ke in double rows!

"Double row, double row!"

"Old Wang, now you have made a lot of money. Not only can you double row with Xiao Ke, but you can also receive gifts. You must add friends when you come down!"

"I agree to this marriage on behalf of Lao Wang's fans."

"As long as Lao Wang is brave enough, Xiao Ke will take maternity leave next year!"

"Xiao Ke's fans are here to give the dowry, Lao Wang, you just follow!"

"Old Wang, we handed over the goddess to you, you must treat her well."

The rhythm on the barrage became more and more crooked, Liang Zhu didn't reply except to say thank you for XX's gift.

Hao Yunlai thumped his own bed and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm so angry, I'm going to be robbed of the male god by others again, but Xiao Ke is quite beautiful, and the two are a good match."

"It matches your size well, you don't even know what the old Wang next door looks like, so you have the nerve to say the word "good match." Except for me, no one is a good match for him.

"Although Old Wang didn't show his face, I'm sure he's a handsome guy. It's impossible for a fat man to have such beautiful abs." Hao Yunlai said swearingly.

Although the old Wang next door was indeed handsome, Wen Qing didn't want to admit that he was a good match for that Xiao Ke at all. The barrage kept making jokes about Liang Zhu and Xiao Ke, and Wen Qing was very upset.

"Give up, he won't double row with you, so stay where it's cool!" Wen Qing went to Xiao Ke's room and posted this barrage with the ID of Lao Wang's professional black fan next door, but It was covered by other bullet screens in an instant, and there was no splash.

He did not give up and swiped several messages, but was silenced by the room manager after a while.

I'm so angry, there's nothing I can do about it.

"You and that female anchor are talented and beautiful, so good match, she wants to double row with you so much, why don't you agree quickly."

Taking advantage of Hao Yun's spare time between going to and from the toilet, Wen Qing picked up his mobile phone and sent Liang Zhu a strange voice, almost saying that he was unhappy.

After waiting for a long time, Liang Zhu didn't reply. I think he should be concentrating on playing games at the moment and has no time to look at his phone.

This game is over, and the barrage is still playing with Xiao Ke, but Liang Zhu has not moved for a long time!

Xiao Ke's dear baby: After accepting my gift, there is no other way to express it except thank you?

Xiao Ke's dear baby: I'm giving gifts to miss you and Xiao Ke, what are you putting here for?

Passerby 1: This anchor can really pretend, last time I saw him scolding the audience, his quality is so low!

Passerby 2: Anchor, how high-quality do you expect him to be, he doesn't even dare to show his face, maybe because he is afraid of people attacking his appearance.

Pharaoh's fan girl next door: Where did the pheasant come from to add drama to yourself, so don't be so obvious about the heat, okay?

Only watch Lao Wang live: What kind of rhythm came to Lao Wang’s live broadcast room, a bunch of stinky SBs.

"I'm really convinced by that female anchor. Those words are obviously implying that my fans come to Lao Wang to lead the rhythm, and now I'm still pretending to persuade the fans not to make trouble, and pretend to stand up!"

Liang Zhu didn't understand why the barrage became like this when he was pouring a glass of water and replying to WeChat.