On how to be a receiver who knows routines

"Qing, are you suffering from lovesickness?" Zhou Yang, who was sitting next to Wen Qing in the professional class, tapped lightly on the table.

Wen Qing looked at the blackboard full of notes, turned the pen in his hand and sneered: "Which eye of yours saw that I was lovesick, I was thinking about the question the professor just asked."

Zhou Yang clicked his tongue and picked up his notebook, "To think about a problem, you need to write people's names in the notebook, and you have written a full article. Do you think I haven't thought about spring?"

Wen Qing looked at the full page of "Liang Zhu" and scratched his hair uncomfortably, snatched the notebook back from Zhou Yang's hand, tore off the page, crumpled it into a small ball and held it in his hands.

"Woooo." Wen Qing's phone vibrated twice.

"It's not a woman's name, what are you thinking about, don't talk nonsense." Wen Qing picked up the phone and said in a cover-up manner. Before he finished speaking, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

Zhou Yang was dazzled by his smile, glanced at his mobile phone out of the corner of his eye, and sighed: "I have already got WeChat, so I'm still pretending, my brothers are not homophobic, as for this!"

Wen Qing felt a lot better when he saw the news that his friend had passed, and he only said vaguely after hearing the words: "Yeah, my brothers are not outsiders, and I won't hide it from anyone."

Zhou Yang looked at Wen Qing, who was holding a mobile phone and chatting passionately with the person opposite, curled his lips in depression, come on, I am afraid that he will not listen to what Wen Qing says right now.

In fact, Wen Qing can only be regarded as a one-man show at the moment.

Wen Qing, who passed the friend verification, sent three conversations in a row: Why did it take two days to agree to my friend application?

I knew you were just talking casually when you said you invited me to dinner.

You must be honest in life, don't you know?

After asking three times in a row, he threw another emoticon pack of 【You are going to be beaten like this, you know.jpg】.

It is the responsibility of caring for everyone with mental disabilities:...

Crayon Shin-chan: What do the six dots mean? I'm not speechless to you, but you are speechless to me?Is it possible to be so defiant because of being handsome?

It is everyone's responsibility to care for the mentally handicapped: you are quite good at associating!

Crayon Shin-chan: What do I think of, what kind of stupid name did I come up with, who are you calling mentally retarded?

Liang Zhu finally knew what it means to commit a crime and there is nothing to worry about. He didn't see that Wen Qing was quite unreasonable, but he was worried that he had hurt his heart last time.

It is the responsibility of caring for the mentally handicapped: Has anyone in your dormitory ever told you that you are noisy?

Crayon Shin-chan: I am the big baby in our dormitory, who dares to say that I am noisy?

It is everyone's responsibility to care for the mentally handicapped: Huh?big baby?

Crayon Shin-Chan: The big baby is your name, withdraw it immediately!

Wen Qing felt that there was something wrong with him, that he was just talking nonsense, but Liang Zhu seemed quite happy to accompany him.

It is the responsibility of caring for the mentally handicapped: Sorry, it cannot be withdrawn. 【Please stop.jif】【I was wrong.jif】

Looking at the emojis of the two kneeling villains, Wen Qing was overjoyed. He believed that Liang Zhu would never chat with him in such a down-to-earth manner if it were another person. Alas, maybe Liang Zhu really likes him.

Crayon Shin-chan: [Dad expresses his understanding to you.jpg]

Wen Qing did not receive a reply from Liang Zhu until the end of get out of class, and the two of them did not confirm a time for dinner.

But Wen Qing was very happy, because it meant that he could use the same reason to harass Liang Zhu next time!

After class, Zhou Yang cleaned up his desk, "Go to the library to use the air conditioner?"

Wen Qing had a face full of insight, "If you tease a girl, you can tease a girl, what kind of air conditioner, I might as well go back to the dormitory and play with my baby!"

Zhou Yang said with a wretched smirk: "I'm afraid it's not good to play with your baby in broad daylight."

Sensing the hostile and probing gazes around her, Wen Qing punched Zhou Yang frankly, "Fuck you, I'm going back to play on the computer."

Zhou Yang laughed while clutching his stomach that had been punched, and went to the library alone.

Li Song went on a date with his girlfriend, and the single dog Hao Yunlai was the only one left in the dormitory. Wen Qing walked to the door of the dormitory and was dragged in by him.

Hao Yunlai looked outside the dormitory and saw no one in the corridor. After closing the door, he waved to Wen Qing and said mysteriously, "Wen Qing, come quickly, I'll show you a treasure."

Wen Qing, who had just been ridiculed by Zhou Yang, suddenly had a headache when she heard the word baby, "Good luck, what the hell are you showing off, you are all men, your baby is not as good-looking as me."

Inexplicably dissed by the little good luck, I was not angry, but also aggrieved: "Why do you want to attack me personally, and besides, how do you know the size when you are nothing compared to me?"

Wen Qing: "I'm not interested in your baby size, thank you."

"I said why are your thoughts so impure, Wen Qing, you are really dishonest, I just wanted to share a photo with you, where are you going?" Hao Yunlai was speechless and had to hand over his mobile phone to Wen Qing proves his innocence.

"Look at the photos, just look at the photos, why are you sneaking around, people who don't know think we are thieves."

Wen Qingyun glanced at it and then raised his eyebrows. He thought Hao Yunlai was going to show him something, but it turned out that it was a Weibo post from the old Wang next door.

"I guess you didn't see it in class just now. I'm fucking crazy when I saw this photo. A man with six-pack abs is definitely not a dead house, male god, Liang Zhu! I must repost it a hundred times. Express my endless love for him," Hao Yunlai was so excited that he could not speak coherently, pressing the forward button again and again.

In fact, Wen Qing had already seen this Weibo, and just after Liang Zhu didn't reply to his message, he just opened Weibo, so coincidentally, the moment Lao Wang next door sent a message, he happened to brush it.

Not long after Weibo was posted, the number of comments and retweets exceeded [-]. The old Wang next door is really the top traffic in the live broadcast industry!Except for a few sour words occasionally, the comment area is full of rainbow farts from fans.

"Damn, what kind of fairy muscle is this, I really want to touch it!"

"I'm done, who will come next?"

"Are such muscles real!"

"I'm tired of saying that sentence, Lao Wang, I really can."

"Old Wang, please anal me in the face!"

"Wow, these muscles look like p's, okay, what are you guys doing?"

Seeing the comment "I have never seen such perfect muscles, with smooth lines and not exaggerated", Wen Qing smiled and clicked forward the original blog.

Lao Wang's professional black fan next door forwarded Weibo and said, "To be honest, I have seen more than ten muscles like this. Can you stop bragging?"

Old Wang next door: Really?Then you are kinda awesome! //@早口老王的职业黑色: Tell the truth......

"Today's envious black fans have been sent out, all fans please pay attention to check."

Pharaoh's fan girl next door: Make an offer, I want your account. //@早口老王的职业黑色: Tell the truth......

"Black fan, get the hell out of here!"

"I don't have a picture to talk about JB, I have the ability to show you."

Wen Qing looked at all kinds of replies to his comments and touched his belly guilty, and then replied confidently: Wait, I will let you see what real fairy muscles are right away.

Crayon Shin-chan: [Are you there?My little baby.jpg].

Caring for everyone with mental disabilities has a duty:? ? ? ? ?Was hacked?

Crayon Shin-Chan: Egg Butt Sao Nian: ………

Crayon Shin-Chan: Because of you, I have a new understanding of men's appearance, because of you, I am completely immune to other people's muscles, you are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth in J University~

Caring for the mentally handicapped is everyone's responsibility: Speak human words!

Crayon Shin-chan: Send me a photo of your abs immediately.

It is everyone's responsibility to care for the mentally handicapped: you want to masturbate while looking at my photos, so please stop, it's disgusting.

Crayon Shin-Chan: How can a steel straight man like me look at your photo and masturbate? If you love me or not, I will ask someone else to ask for it.

In fact, among the people Wen Qing knew besides Liang Zhu, there was really no one with muscles. The reason why he said that was just a tactic, and he believed that Liang Zhu would never let him see other people.

It is the responsibility of caring for the mentally handicapped: Oh, then you can ask someone else to ask for it.

hipster:……

He was about to die, why didn't he play his cards according to the routine at all.

"Qing, your Weibo is going to blow up, why don't you just download one and post it on the Internet." Hao Yunlai has been scrolling through Weibo, and he completely disapproves of Wen Qing's cruel words. For a long time, doesn't he know how many catties Wen Qing weighs?

"You think those who surf the Internet are fools, don't worry, I will find a solution."

Crayon Shin-Chan: Brother, help the world, can you post a picture of your abs?

Crayon Shin-chan: Ah, why did I send it to you again, I will withdraw it immediately!

Crayon Shin-Chan: I'm sorry, I can't withdraw after 2 minutes.

Liang Zhu was dumbfounded by Wen Qing's operation. This person is too cute. Do you dare to do it more deliberately?

Holding the phone and laughing for a while, Liang Zhu replied, "I'll send it to you if it sounds nice."

Crayon Shin-chan: Dad!

It is everyone's responsibility to care for the mentally handicapped: It's really called, I'm kidding you, it's useless to call him dad!

Crayon Shin-Chan: □□Master, you are crazy!

Seeing that he made people angry again, Liang Zhu hurriedly changed into a T-shirt and found a different angle and background to take pictures of his abs.

In the past, he said: Small masturbation is pleasant, big masturbation hurts the body, strong masturbation is wiped out, young people must remember to be restrained!

Crayon Shin-Chan: 【Roll×100.jpg】

After getting the photo, Wen Qing immediately posted it on the Internet. Although it wasn't his own muscles, it still couldn't stop him from screaming.

Old Wang's professional black fan next door: Come, come, let you see what real fairy muscles are! 【picture】

Pharaoh next door: Oh, this muscle is a bit awesome, so let’s share it with me! //@早嗨老王的职业黑色朋友：……【Picture】

"No, no, old Wang, you are too modest!"

"I bet a dime it's not me!"

"Where did the black fan steal the picture? You can have such a good figure, I will live broadcast and eat shit!"

"You don't kill when you hand over the map, you don't kill when you hand over the map!"

"Hahahaha, why do I feel that the muscles in the two photos are similar?"

"Upstairs, can you stop insulting Old Wang? It doesn't look like it. Old Wang's muscles have dumped him dozens of blocks."

The number of likes and comments on Weibo continued to increase, and the number of fans also continued to increase. Wen Qing was also very helpless. He didn't want to be an Internet celebrity at all, and he didn't know if Lao Wang next door did it on purpose. Every time I reply to his retweeted comments, hang him out to accept the group ridicule of fans.

Sometimes he wonders if Lao Wang next door knows him in three dimensions. Not only do they know each other, but the two of them have a strong hatred. Otherwise, which anchor would repost comments from black fans every time in such a spare time, and so many black fans only retweet him one?

After much deliberation, there is only one person who can do such a boring thing.

Wen Qing took two pictures of muscles and compared them. He couldn't tell whether they were the same. Even the microscope girl on Weibo couldn't tell, let alone he was a big man.It can only be said that the muscles in the two photos are not particularly exaggerated, and they contain male hormones without being offensive, which is particularly pleasing to the eye.

"Seeing the luo body of two male gods on the same day, I am so happy to die!" Hao Yunlai yelled while holding the phone, licking the screen frantically!

Wen Qing really didn't want to ask him how he knew that the photo was of Liang Zhu. He was thinking, if his guess came true, would Hao Yunlai faint from happiness?

In fact, when Old Wang next door just posted this Weibo, Wen Qing was going to grab the hot spots, but when he commented on it, it showed that this Weibo had been deleted, and then Old Wang next door posted a photo again.

There is no difference between the two microblogs, except that the first one shows the address, an address that once appeared on Wen Qing's mobile phone!