On how to be a receiver who knows routines

On this lonely, empty and cold night, the insomniac Wen Qing took out her mobile phone from under the pillow, logged in secretly to the post bar, and found a bar called "All Straight Men" to post in.

Title: Chatting at midnight, take a look at the unknown side of a high-cold male god in the Department of Architecture of a certain university

: Let me introduce myself first, the host is from the computer department of a certain university, 21 years old this year, a junior dog, likes to play LOL, male god architecture department, semi-social youth who is about to graduate, for convenience, the male god will be referred to as L .

Big hanging cute girl on the 1st floor

Catch up live!

Audi with five rings on the second floor

Selling melon seeds in the front row

On the third floor of Shurima, your emperor is back

Is the landlord open black, I compress the thief

4th floor I want to find true love

Computer department, can the landlord help to repair the computer?

Men on the 5th floor are big pigs

You can’t be considered a male god if you don’t have a big photo. Speaking of which, why is the host typing so slowly, and why didn’t he start when he took off his pants.

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On the 7th floor, I really want to shave my roommate's leg hair【The original poster】

Before digging, let me say a few digressions, I don’t know how to repair computers, I don’t play games with Caibi, and I don’t want to be sisters with rotten women. I mainly play ADC, five sprays in one second, if you don’t accept it, try it!Finally, I would like to emphasize that no matter what you see next, please firmly believe that the host is a straight man of steel.

8th Floor

It's done, the landlord is gay without a doubt.

I really want to shave my roommate's leg hair. 【Original】Reply: Rotten eyes look at Renji: Block warning.

On the 9th floor, I really want to shave my roommate's leg hair【The original poster】

Alright, let’s get to the point. L is our school’s school girl, and the dream lover of many boys and girls. Every year, the school forum launches the “Who do you most want to be your boyfriend” vote, and he always ranks first, winning the four circles consecutively. , no one can defend its throne.

During his four years in college, he didn’t have any gossip. It was rumored that he kept himself clean (?) and never played with anyone’s feelings (?). The question mark is because these are hearsay, and the host is not sure. .

They think L is a high-cold male god because they don't know L. According to my observation, L is actually quite annoying in private. Even though he is slick and deliberate in disguise, he still can't escape the hot eyes of the host. For him, the host really doesn't want to vomit unhappy.

10th floor candy is salty

Tsk tsk tsk, the screen is full of sour taste, I'm afraid the poster is not a lemon extract, so I pinched a lemon!

Glutinous rice ball flavored sesame on the 11th floor

+1, I think the landlord's description is really weird

On the 12th floor, the battery of the mobile phone is less than 5.00%

The upstairs is too impatient, the host is obviously just stating the facts objectively, please continue to speak.

On the 13th floor, I really want to shave my roommate's leg hair [The original poster]

There must be a reason for me to say this. On the surface, L looks like a dog, abstinent and cold, but in fact he is a whore. When the host was just a freshman in college, he was still a pure young man, with a longing for a better life. Killed everywhere in the Summoner Canyon, but the host will never forget that in that quiet summer, that windy night, in the small woods where the sparks were flying in the school, L used himself to be drunk, and even fucked me *, to be honest, the host is a person who has never even held a girl's little hand since he was a child, and this is the first time he has been treated so roughly.

Cabbage on the 14th floor

Damn, I caught up with the live broadcast, please tell us loudly what L has done to you, even the system blocked it!

Big hanging cute girl on the 15th floor

L Is this to lock men by force?

Doubijun on the 16th floor

I think it's called know the man and go up

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On the 22th floor, the battery of the mobile phone is less than 5.00%

male plus male

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Attack the world on the 25th floor

Thousands of years

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31th Floor

Sand sculpture netizens really want to laugh at me to death. In other words, I am the only one who wants to know what L did to the host?

Men on the 32nd floor are big pigs

The host also said that he sprays five times a second, and typing is slow to death. I won’t eat this melon, goodbye!

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LOL on the 39th floor is a tower pushing game

Haha, am I the only one who thinks that the host must be an interesting person in real life?

I really want to shave off my roommate’s leg hair. 【Original】Reply: This is a tower pushing game: ID is very good, but remember, I’m the man you can’t imagine!

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On the 58th floor, I really want to shave my roommate's leg hair [The original poster]

I advise everyone upstairs to be kind, and then send an idiom to block the warning.You don’t need to know what L did to me, you just need to know that not only did he do indescribable things to the host, but what’s even worse is that he is an irresponsible scumbag who did not express any apology to me for doing such a thing Every time we met, he would not even give me a little sidelight. Several times I took the initiative to talk to him, but he even sneered at me, and he didn't treat me as a human being.

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Big bear loves Shizuka on the 60th floor

Although the landlord is quite pitiful, I still want to laugh.

The first floor of the 61st floor is SB

To be honest, from what the host described, I think L’s character is really not good. Sisters, pay attention, don’t find a boyfriend in the garbage dump, he is handsome and has a fart, this kind of person wishes him ten thousands of chrysanthemums Poking, infertility and full of children and grandchildren, hahahahahaha!

Dahang Mengmei replied: The first floor is SB: talk as you say, why diss me?

This is a tower pushing game. Reply: The first floor is SB: Mouth is so smelly, is it eating feces?

I really want to shave my roommate’s legs. 【Original】Reply: The 1st floor is SB: I don’t know if the 1st floor is SB, anyway, you’re quite SB, hahahaha, I ha, your sister, I curse you even if you haven’t contacted anyone else Others, you are crazy.

The first floor is SB's reply: I really want to shave my roommate's leg hair [Original]: Laughing, you are SJB, didn't you say he is a scumbag, oh, you still defend him after being humiliated by others, dead base Dude, is the relationship a scumbag to fish for?

I really want to shave my roommate’s legs. 【Original】Reply: The first floor is SB: It’s none of your business to call him a scumbag. Talking nonsense, disharmony in sex life leads to endocrine disorders and can’t afford sex, I can give you a box of cucumbers for free, so you can play wherever it’s cool!

Candy is a salty reply: I really want to shave my roommate’s leg hair [Original]: Heh, the host is really interesting, isn’t it you who want to pick up L yourself, and you are not happy to be scolded for him for you, I think you have Stockholm Syndrome Well, the kind that was raped by him and offered to fuck him for nothing.

I really want to shave my roommate’s legs. [Leg hair] The host’s reply: Candy is salty: I can’t wait to use it to look awesome when I know a word, right? I scold him because I’ve met him and know what he’s like. , You curse people without knowing what they are like, who is more embarrassing than Wu Dalang's biscuits, right?

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Why are the flowers so red on the 65th floor

Hahahahahaha, the emotional landlord is only allowed to scold L himself, and others are not allowed to scold L, right?

Men on the 66nd floor are big pigs

The host is not gay, I will broadcast it live!

This is a tower pushing game Reply: All men are big trotters: What a cute girl?

Dahang Mengmei replied: This is a tower pushing game: Is this a name you can call?You will be punished for copying my name 500 times. Didn't the big pig's hooves stop eating melons?

Men are all big pigs' hooves Reply: Big hanging cute girl: I just want to see what kind of monster the host wants to do.

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Level 78 I really want to shave off my roommate's leg hair (the original poster)

At first I really hated him, thinking what was wrong with this man, he obviously did something wrong, and he gave me a face as a victim, but later, through secret observation, I gradually learned some of his personality traits.First of all, it is not unreasonable to be objective and say that he is liked by so many people. The host thinks he looks pretty good (because there are many people who confess to me), but he is definitely worse than L. People who know L They all said he was quite cold.

There is L’s fanboy in the dormitory, because he doesn’t usually see that L has any friends, and he doesn’t get too close to anyone, so like everyone else, he thinks that L is very attractive and very cold to others, and every time he sees L, he trembles. If you dare to take a second look, the queen is full of rainbow farts, all kinds of bragging about L's prosperous beauty.

L is really cool, but I don't think he is cold at all. You guys don't see his behavior every time I talk to him, like I owe him two to five or eight thousand yuan, and he treats me when he disagrees Crying and sarcastic, attacking my appearance, saying that I am not good-looking for a while, and disgusting that I have too much fat in my stomach. (The dead house is not my fault, it's all due to gluttony!)

On the 79th floor, I really want to shave my roommate's leg hair [The original poster]

L is still a scheming whore, we both arrived at the same time that day, it was exactly the same thing, but he deliberately picked up the wrong thing and called me to ask me to send his things to his apartment, I began to think he was being forced, obviously I didn’t live in the school but still sent things to the school, but when I sent him the things, I realized that I must have been tricked by him. This idea was confirmed when I arrived at his apartment.

He was taking a bath in broad daylight. When he opened the door for me, he was naked and only wrapped in a towel. Although I am a straight man of steel, he can’t be so casual. I don’t know how handsome I am, it’s easy to be uncontrollable. Well, this is clearly deliberate seduction. (Really, I've never seen such a good figure. Those in the dormitory are just like me, and L still has several abdominal muscles. Even though the bath towel is separated, I think it's quite spectacular. Knowing whether his future boyfriend can bear it is really a headache.)

No 80 on the 170th floor is my eternal pain

emmm, now I'm a little suspicious that L fucked you in the grove, and you fucked him while L was drunk!

Floor 81 I really want to shave off my roommate's leg hair【Original】

It stands to reason that a man with money and good looks like L should have a girlfriend, but since I entered the school, I really haven't found any girl or boy who is close to him, and I haven't heard any scandals about him.I feel that I am different to him. I heard that many people with low EQ like to bully others when they face the person they like. The degree of bullying is directly proportional to the degree of liking. To sum up, I think L He must like me very much, (but L doesn’t admit it, he said that he likes skin white and beautiful, with big breasts and buttocks, he doesn’t think about me at all, hey, hey, didn’t you see that he was duplicity when he spoke Appearance! By the way, except for my small breasts, these points are quite consistent.) But I am destined to disappoint him. Who told me that I am a straight man of steel. In front of straight men, it is useless to be handsome. I Don't like him at all!

On the 82nd floor, I teach XX show mid laner

Calling you an idiot is flattering you!

On the 83rd floor, you are the dung that nourishes the flowers

Laugh your head off, just like that you think people like you, you are such a logical genius.

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Great White Lotus on the 101st floor

I’m not sure if L likes the host or not, but it’s no doubt that the host is gay, and it’s definitely the one below.

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Audi with five rings on the 107th floor

The poster may be a bit M. When others sneer at you, you still think it's because he likes you, and you don't know how you can tell.

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Get out of the way on the 121st floor, let me come

Landlord, don't say that you are a straight man of steel, really, you should look in the mirror and see how gay you are.

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Floor 125 What a fool

Landlord, with all due respect, through your description, I really don't see where L likes you.

Men on the 126nd floor are big pigs

I actually think that L might be interested in the landlord, because L’s attitude towards the landlord is really different. Most people don’t let others go to a relatively private place like home, and L can go to the school to get back his own. Stuff, there is no need to ask the host to come, the host said he is pretty good-looking, maybe L really likes him, but there is only one thing I want to say: if you don’t have a picture, you can say JB.

Your emperor of Shurima is back and replied: All men are big pigs' hooves: Irritable brother, Aoli!

Big hanging cute girl replied: Men are big pigs' hooves: The minister seconded it!

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137th Floor

You must be crooked when you post skinny posts, please don't say you are a straight man!

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146st floor

Are you there, sir, take a look at the photo.

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Wen Qing is a person who can't hide things in his heart, and it's not easy to tell a few roommates in the dormitory about such things, so he had to post them anonymously on the Internet, but he feels that this year's netizens are not reliable at all.

Even though he has described it so clearly, few netizens agree with him. They all say that he plays too much himself, and Liang Zhu doesn't show that he likes him at all.

Wen Qing turned off her phone angrily, and decided not to have the same knowledge as these sand sculpture netizens.