There's a grass growing in the crack of your bathroom wall!

The weather is fine, the trees are sprouting, the new year is starting, and Vientiane is renewed—it’s a great time for exams.

In the first week of school, before Mu Yuecheng had time to take back his free heart, he had already sat in the randomly assigned classroom, facing two unintelligible papers with a sad face.

grass!Who made this broken rule! !The end of the mid-term and the end of the term are already enough headaches, but there is still a start-of-term exam? ?Who is still in the mood to read during the holidays! !

Mu Yuecheng looked at the paper with nowhere to write, and cursed thousands of times in his heart.

The person scolded by him was sitting leisurely in the principal's office drinking tea.

Dong Jianguo is the principal of Guisui No. [-] Middle School. He is a short, fat, middle-aged and bald old man, but he has the most amiable personality. When students make mistakes, they don’t criticize them or invite their parents. I invite you to his office for tea.

Then I took out a brand-new copy of the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation from the drawer of the long wooden table with some peeling paint, and said to you earnestly——

The sages all said, "If you don't teach, it's the fault of the father; if you don't learn, it's the laziness of the teacher." If you make mistakes in school, the teacher is very responsible. It's because we are too busy at work and neglect you.

Starting today, you come to my office every day after school, and I will personally guide you on when to finish this book and when to end it.

I know that your studies are heavy and your time is short, so just an hour a day, don't be afraid of loneliness, look, the stack on my desk is all classmates who fought side by side with you.Come on, I like you!

No, the Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end, and teachers and students are going back to school for work and classes. The worried Principal Dong held a cup of freshly brewed Da Hong Pao and stood in front of the office window, worrying——

Every winter and summer vacation is when the students' will is weakest. I don't know how much this group of students remember when they come back from this winter vacation. It's not easy to make teaching arrangements if they don't know the situation.

So with a big wave of his hand - he will return to school during the big holidays, and the school will arrange the start of school tests in a unified way!

The students who heard the notice said: The flowers of the motherland do not need the destruction of the exam, thank you.

Wailing is definitely necessary, and it is impossible to cancel it.

Therefore, there are three types of people in the examination room: one is those who cram up on knowledge points two days before the start of school, and start writing hard when the test papers are issued, for fear that they will forget the formula if they write two minutes later.

One is people who are fearless when they are on vacation, who are more violent than anyone else, and whose brain goes blank when they take an exam, and who read the exam papers like a bible, such as Muyuecheng.

There is another kind, which is awesome. They are the teachers’ darlings and new stars in their studies. The knowledge points seem to have grown in their minds. They write calmly in the examination room, and once they are written, they are basically standard answers. .

As for the typical representative of this kind of person—Mu Yuecheng looked sadly and looked at Lin Research who had finished the questions in the seat next to him, didn't even bother to check, and was looking at the scenery outside the window with a calm expression.

Lin Jiu was seated by the window, and the warm sun in early spring softly softened the outline of his handsome profile.

Tsk, as expected of the school's recognized bully.

Mu Yuecheng looked at Lin Research—the neatly written paper on the table was hanging openly on the table.

Mu Yuecheng thought to himself, I have tried my best, but the title says that it doesn't know me and I can't help it, and I can't hand in a blank paper, which will affect the mood of the marking teacher.

Besides, this time I was so lucky to sit next to Lin Jiu, I don't know how to cherish such a great opportunity in front of me, it's simply unreasonable!

So Mu Yuecheng began to copy the answers with his naked eyesight of 5.3.

Mu Yuecheng, who was concentrating on copying the answer, didn't notice. Lin Chu, who was still looking at the scenery, glanced at this side imperceptibly, and then quickly looked back, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and then Continue to look at the scenery.

There is not much time left before handing in the paper, but Mu Yuecheng paid great attention to the technique of copying the answers boldly and carefully, copying the multiple-choice questions and filling-in-the-blank questions at intervals, and casually skipping a few steps and changing the order of the two. Copy to the second half of that side.

When Mu Yuecheng finished copying that side, Zhengchou didn't know how to copy the bottom part, but Lin Jiu, who was looking at the scenery, turned his head to look at him as if he had a heart.

Mu Yuecheng was overjoyed, and hurriedly shook his test paper at him, pointed to the other side, and whispered: "Brother, do me a favor."

Lin Jiu looked at him for a while, then smiled, a kind of very shallow smile, like a spring breeze blowing on the face, and then shouted towards the podium: "Teacher, the student next to me wrote my cheat sheet."

The teacher and the students all turned their heads in an instant to look at the direction of the two of them, especially the location of Muyue City.Suddenly Mu Yuecheng seemed to be illuminated by the spotlight in the center of the stage-please tell your story.

Mu Yuecheng: …………… Fuck!

Although Mu Yuecheng paid great attention to cheating skills during the whole process of cheating, but in the end he couldn't match the iron evidence in the monitoring screen, and Mu Yuecheng felt even more fucked.

In fact, there are surveillance cameras installed in classrooms in many schools, but they seem to be very intimidating, monitoring your every move at all times, but in fact, everyone knows that the teacher is not idle｜It hurts, it’s not that much much time.

Therefore, except for major exams such as the college entrance examination, and the school’s irregular classroom discipline, no one will sit in front of the monitor all day just to watch you pass a note in class and sleep late.

However, it is different to specifically retrieve the surveillance video because some candidates cheated.

But Mu Yuecheng couldn't figure it out, so he just made a cheat sheet, as for it.If a man is unhappy, he can directly speak out, and we will resolve it internally.Actually sue the teacher?Elementary school students are not so childish!

This beam can be regarded as knotted.

After watching the surveillance, the teacher asked Lin Zhu to go back to the classroom first, Lin Jiu said goodbye to the teacher very politely, and when Lin Jiu passed by him, Mu Yuecheng leaned into his ear and whispered, "Don't leave after school. "

The stem is old, but useful.

Lin Shu glanced at him indifferently, and left directly.

grass!Who said that Lin Cha is the three beauties—a handsome man with a beautiful heart and a good study, where is his heart so kind?Are you blind? !

Later, Mu Yuecheng was criticized by the whole school, and he was invited to the familiar principal's office on the afternoon of the day when the examination and criticism were issued.

As soon as Mu Yuecheng entered the office door, he saw the principal with a loving smile on his face. The other party was about to publish an article on love education, so he quickly preemptively said: "Hey principal, you don't need to say it. If you are familiar with everyone, don't be polite. Alright, just give me which one you made this time, and I'll leave after finishing it."

The principal laughed angrily when he heard the words: "Little bastard, if you are a handsome guy, you will not be afraid that your mother will pull your ears."

Mu Yuecheng answered the principal's words indifferently: "Look at what you said, what does being handsome have to do with cheating? You are born handsome, and cheating is because I don't want you and my mother to see a blank paper." Feeling."

Because the principal usually looks kind and friendly, no one in the school is afraid of the principal himself. Only when he makes a mistake will he feel numb when he sees the principal's amiable smile.

But it was far from Muyuecheng who made a mistake like this and even argued with the principal with a face full of shame.

In fact, Mu Yuecheng was also afraid of the principal at the beginning. He has always been fearless, but he is afraid that those sets of textbooks will be used to assist exercises. The evolution to today's rank is mainly due to two points:

When he made a mistake and was invited here for the first time, the exercise book on the principal's desk was half the height of a person. After he came here a few times, now it's his only one.

After a few more visits, my mentality will calm down, and entering the principal's office is like entering the classroom of my own class—isn't it just doing a few questions, and it becomes self-study.

Another point is that he didn't know until the first semester of his freshman year. Her mother said that she came to see him at school, but he waited in the classroom for a long time without seeing anyone.As soon as he made the phone call, his mother apologized without any guilt: Oh, I'm sorry, son, I'm chatting with my old classmates, and I forgot about you.

While looking for the place his mother said, Mu Yuecheng wondered why he didn't know his mother had classmates at school, and the more he walked, the more he went wrong—shouldn't the place his mother said was the principal's office.

After knowing that his mother and the principal are old classmates, and that the principal used to chase his mother when he was in school, Mu Yuecheng felt that he could do anything with his fucking character, so he couldn't help feeling palpitations and fear—fortunately, he didn't catch up .

After an hour, Mu Yuecheng walked towards the dormitory after leaving the principal's office. Halfway through the walk, he remembered what he had told Lin Jiufang.

I thought that nerd wouldn't really be waiting at the door of the classroom, would he?After thinking about it, he turned back and walked towards the other party's classroom.

If you dare to let me go for nothing, you will die!

Muyue City walked back unhurriedly. When passing by a male dormitory building, the boys upstairs were making noise in the corridor, arguing that one boy snatched another boy's slipper and threw it away like a prank. go downstairs.

Mu Yuecheng was thinking about how to teach Lin Chen a lesson, but he didn't notice that the head fell at an accelerated rate, and was about to hit the red heart's slippers, he felt a hard blow to the head, and then passed out with black eyes.

After fainting, Mu Yuecheng felt that he was trapped in a deep darkness, his hands and feet could only swing weakly, but he couldn't touch anything, and his whole figure seemed to be floating in mid-air out of thin air.

His consciousness was so fuzzy that he couldn't even remember who he was, nor did he have the energy to think about why he was here.After an unknown amount of time, he heard a voice that sounded like a robot.

[Task target: Muyue City; task: get enough water to accumulate spiritual power to return to the original body; target spiritual power value: 9; gift skill: stealth; other skills: to be developed; task start time: now]

This voice was like the sunlight dispelling the fog, and Mu Yuecheng's consciousness was awakened almost instantly, and what the robot said just now was clearly recorded in his mind—mission?Skill?WTF?

However, before he could figure out the cause and effect, he felt his body being spun around several times at a very high speed. After a burst of dizziness passed, a scene changed before his eyes.

Finally, it was no longer a pitch-black darkness. What he saw was a tiled wall. The light was a bit dim, but he could tell that the space enclosed by the wall was very small.

Mu Yuecheng struggled to stick his head out to see what was on the other side of the small room, but there was a large white round plastic tube in front of him blocking his view.

Because it was a bit laborious to just stick his head out to see, he subconsciously supported the surface of the circular tube with his hands so that he could easily see through it.

Oh, it turned out to be a squat toilet.

What's happening here?

Although Mu Yuecheng is no longer in that darkness and his consciousness is clear, he feels even more dazed than when he was just blurred.

The scene is familiar, it should be a bathroom, but the perspective of this location...how strange it looks.It seems to be hung on the wall of the bathroom, and—how does it feel that the bathroom is so big, and the squat toilet is also big.

He tried to imagine the scene of himself squatting on the pit to go to the toilet, and felt that even if he split his feet horizontally, he might not be able to stand on it like a normal toilet posture, which was inexplicably painful.

Which brain｜disabled designer designed this?While complaining, Mu Yuecheng wanted to put his left hand on his chin, which was his habitual action when he was thinking about things.

But as soon as the hand touches the chin, it doesn't feel right—the touch is wrong, the color is wrong.Although the line of sight is still looking at the position of the crouching pit, but peripheral vision can see that the position of the hand is green.

Mu Yuecheng subconsciously uttered a puzzled "Huh???" and then lowered his head to look down, "Ahhh!!!!!!!"

The author has something to say:

Explanation of mana value:

Just like watering a plant, the plant can grow quickly. Mu Yuecheng is still a grass without spiritual power, so it needs water very much. The more water, the higher the spiritual power value. At the age of 9, he can change back to his original form to flirt with Lin Chau, ah bah cross it out, and continue to be a human being.