this agent is not very good

After Xiaoyaozi waited for Xing Kong to hang up the phone, he wiped off his sweat.He took a few puffs of his cigar, rubbed his temples and looked at Fu Chengfeng who was sitting opposite him.

"Brother Fu, you heard it all. Mr. Xing didn't say a word about buying ingredients with me. I told you when I just ate, Mr. Xing never collects the spilled water, and the materials are under our control." Well, it’s because he can’t hold back. We can write whatever we like. He told me this in front of my face earlier. He’s coming here now, and he must be here for you. After all, you are his future The bodyguard who has passed the trial can be regarded as half of his people, how could he let us take your turn, it would be embarrassing."

"Brother Fu, I fully demonstrated my innate acting skills on the spot according to your wishes. How about it, with a rich voice and emotion, and the level of queen movie king, the money that should be given..."

"It's a lot of money, take it and get out."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you for your attention, please contact me as soon as possible in the future if there is such a job with less words and more money, I will definitely improve my acting skills."

How could Fu Chengfeng have enough money to buy his own revelations? A meal was at best a delay in delaying the news.He could only use the little savings left to let Xiaoyaozi perform with him, and let Xing Kong feel pity and treat him leniently.By the way, let's see if Xing Kong will buy the materials himself. If he buys his own materials, he will cover the matter anyway.Who would have thought that he would still be "reluctant" to spend money.

Fu Chengfeng leaned on the sofa, frowning, snoring Dongdong's head, his heart beating.Hearing Xing Kong's tone on the phone just now, he seemed to be angry.It's bad enough that I came up with this idea.Now it's all right, not only can't be confused about being kidnapped, but you have to come here to get a so-called half of your own, who can be comfortable with it!

Fu Chengfeng scratched his head, alas, annoying, annoying!What kind of thing do you do by yourself?He was used to shaking his legs when he got bored, and when he trembled, with a "bang", the door fell to the ground...

"........."

Xing Kong rushed in with a chicken coop on his head, and opened the door everywhere as if he was catching a rape as soon as he entered the house.Fu Chengfeng sat stiffly on the sofa and felt a person who looked like Xing Kong flashed in front of his eyes... The man was wearing a coat inside out, a suit inside, a nightgown under the suit, and wine red sneakers on his left foot , the right foot is an electric blue crocodile leather loafer, which is a trendy mix and match.

After a while, the person picked up the bottle of mineral water in front of him, unscrewed it, and gulped down half of it.

Fu Chengfeng's first reaction was to be confused, is it really Xing Kong? !The second reaction was how did he come so fast!And so disheveled!The □□ should be, I must have disturbed his intercourse... The fourth reaction is, say something...

Xing Kong stroked his hair back from his forehead, panting slightly: "Are you alone?"

Fu Chengfeng looked at the flashing beauty and her messy body, and looked at Xing Kong stupidly as if she had lost her soul, and said "um".

Xing Kong put the cap on the bottle and put down the mineral water: "Is it still a chick?"

"En." Fu Chengfeng nodded foolishly.

He looked at Xing Kong's complicated expression, and his heart became a ball of yarn. He didn't know what to say except to tell the truth.

He clasped his hands together and raised his head high: "I'm sorry I lied to you! They didn't want to take my turn. I asked Xiaoyaozi to tell you that I voluntarily exchanged my body for your material! Because he was determined to expose the fact that you were kidnapped. Thing, I don’t even have enough money to buy materials. I want to lessen my guilt, and I think that if you come to get me, you’ve made the headlines yourself. If you ignore me, I’ll say that the people I serve are not Satisfied, so they still exploded with your matter, I did my best. In short, I just want to win your sympathy to make me feel better. But I am very uncomfortable now, can you tell me how the little panda urinates? Is it poisonous or not? My bottom is really itchy..."

The last turning point was beyond Fu Chengfeng's expectation.He was really flustered and didn't know what to say.

The original complicated expression gradually became stiff, Xing Kong snorted, turned and left.The door of the room that fell to the ground was cracked by his foot, and half of it was split with two feet.

Fu Chengfeng thought to himself, it's over, this time he lost his temper.He hurriedly chased it out, shouting "Xing Kong!" and kept saying "I'm sorry!".

Xing Kong walked toward the parking place with a dull head, thinking how many times he had been teased by a bomb defuser this day!What a disgrace!The more you think about it, the angrier you get, and the faster you walk.No matter what Fu Chengfeng who followed behind said, he couldn't hear and didn't want to hear it.

boom--!

There was a loud bang.Fu Chengfeng's car exploded, just like the explosion outside the cemetery, the difference is that this time there is no umbrella shield, only a meat shield...

After a burst of tinnitus, Xing Kong vaguely heard the sound of online rescue.He managed to open his eyes and found that Fu Chengfeng was pressing on him, with one hand resting on his head, the other protecting his spine, his head resting on his shoulder, motionless.

Xing Kong woke up instantly, moved a little, and felt that he was not injured, but his neck and collarbone were hot and sticky.Fu Chengfeng coughed a few times, and Xing Kong felt several warm currents wash his neck, and then realized that it was Fu Chengfeng who was coughing up blood.He hurriedly ran his hand along his back, but stabbed a cut in the palm of his hand.Xing Kong immediately withdrew his hands and slowly raised his neck. He saw that Fu Chengfeng's back was covered with debris.Broken and charred clothes mixed with bloody flesh, it looks like a dark heavy metal death visual performance art, visually it is a body work that can sell billions of dollars.

Xing Kong didn't dare to make a big move, he tilted his head, freed Fu Chengfeng's hand that was resting on his head, and then propped up his body a little bit to gently move out Fu Chengfeng's arm that was under his body.Fu Chengfeng didn't say a word, nor did he make any physical response.Xing Kong listened to his breathing quietly, afraid that he would not be able to feel the rise and fall of his chest in the next second.

After spraying a few mouthfuls of blood on Xing Kong's shoulder, Fu Chengfeng's head moved slightly: "Why is your bodyguard...cough cough...why didn't you follow...".

Hearing Fu Chengfeng's weak words, Xing Kong said worriedly and reassuringly: "He's off work."

Fu Chengfeng laughed: "...so amazing...your bodyguard...isn't online 24 hours a day?..."

Xing Kong: "My bodyguard doesn't work overtime."

Fu Chengfeng: "...to be your bodyguard...cough cough...you are so happy..."

A voice came from not far away: "The detonation failed, and the rescue will arrive in 5 minutes. The condition of the car has been confirmed and it has been scrapped. There will be no secondary explosion."

The sound was getting closer, and Xing Kong saw a bunch of mechanical cores moving in his direction.Its white-green skin had been blasted, exposing the electromechanical wiring, and while it looked cool, it felt like it was going to be cool soon.

Dongdong stopped by Fucheng's limelight and scanned it: "Master, your survival rate is..." Before he finished speaking, it broke...

Xing Kong felt a twinge in his heart: "Did you hear that? Rescue is coming soon, hold on."

Fu Chengfeng's blood quickly seeped into Xing Kong's clothes, making him feel a little itchy, so he moved a little.Fu Chengfeng thought that he was going to help him up, and immediately said: "I feel...ahem...I should be a red-skinned hedgehog now...because I am a rare species...you can make me just like this Lie down on you for a while..."

Xing Kong: "I won't move, and you should stop talking."

Xing Kong didn't dare to move or pant, he lay stiffly on the ground, counting the time second by second.

After about a minute, Fu Chengfeng said weakly: "Hey...I'm sorry...I really shouldn't lie to you...Look...I got retribution so quickly...Have you calmed down... ...I...cough cough..."

"I told you to stop talking! Are you deaf from the blast? You still think you don't vomit enough blood, do you?" Xing Kong didn't understand what Fu Chengfeng was thinking, life and death were at stake, how could he still be angry? .

Fu Chengfeng laughed silently, he felt that Xing Kong must be worried about himself.He turned his head slightly, and kissed Xing Kong's collarbone: "Do me a favor... There is a blood needle in the left pocket of my trousers..."

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Xing Kong hurriedly reached out to touch Fu Chengfeng's left trouser pocket, it was a little wet and sticky, it should be blood, but there was nothing but blood, but he felt a hard guy through the layer of fabric.Xing Kong instantly understood that what Fu Chengfeng was talking about was not a "hemostatic needle".

Xing Kong withdrew his hand: "You are still in the mood to joke!" His tone was a bit complaining and reproachful, but at least he knew that his life was fine and he was quite active.

Fu Chengfeng laughed so hard that he almost didn't catch his breath: "Why didn't you say it... I still feel hard..."

Xing Kong was anxious to death: "Do you have a tampon?"

"I'm a secret agent..." Fu Chengfeng said as he struggled to pull off the metal cap cord of his hoodie, and a very thin needle automatically protruded from the cap.

Fu Chengfeng followed Xing Kong's arm to the place where the skin was exposed, about the wrist, and stabbed it down: "Does it hurt?"

"What?" Xing Kong didn't notice at all.

"Actually, I would rather say this to you when I fuck you..." Fu Chengfeng pulled out the needle, and when his hand lost strength, the needle fell into Xing Kong's hand.

Xing Kong still didn't notice it, he just felt that the cut on his palm didn't hurt anymore, and his body felt warm and relaxed.He moved his fingers and found a small thin stick, picked it up and looked at it. It was a transparent cylindrical thing with a round head. His eyes focused on the palm of his hand. The wound had scabbed over. He understood it all at once. "Are you stupid! I'm all skin trauma! There's no need for this!"

Fu Chengfeng smirked: "I'm not stupid... I know your heart is hurt..."

Xing Kong looked at the empty needle: "Don't be sentimental, I just..."

Fu Chengfeng covered Xing Kong's mouth with his hands, no matter what he wanted to say, there must be no comforting words after the word "just".

"I seem……"

Xing Kong thought that Fu Chengfeng was going to say "I seem to be dying soon", so he hurriedly pulled his hand away gently, and cut off his words: "It doesn't seem like, you are an agent, how can you die at this level."

"I mean... I don't seem to have introduced myself... My name is..."

"Fu Chengfeng, your robot said so when dismantling the bomb for me today." Xing Kong hurriedly answered.

"Do you know which words it is?..."

"Yes..." Xing Kong paused, he really didn't know, "Which words are they?"

Fu Chengfeng sighed: "You are a rich man...you are always surrounded by Yingying and Yanyan...When will I have the opportunity to take advantage of this opportunity...to have a romantic relationship with you..."

Xing Kong thought about it, and laughed at himself in his heart, but he didn't guess a single word correctly...

Fu Chengfeng touched Xing Kong's beauty tip with his left hand, and pressed a blood fingerprint on it with his ring finger: "... cough cough... heh... I think... it's more correct..."

The word "true" disappeared half of the sound, Xing Kong only felt a weight on his body, and the hand on his forehead slipped down...