this agent is not very good

Xing Kong really didn't stop this day.Woke up inexplicably in the early morning, and sat in the bathtub covered in bombs, without seeing the kidnappers, let alone negotiating terms.Since he first became the richest man in the luxury world ten years ago, his butt has never left the throne of Marriott's head, and he has become more and more stable.It is also because of this that he has experienced all kinds of kidnappings in dark and dark postures in the past ten years, but he never thought of bothering the police, mainly because he was afraid that it would be a waste of help.

Fortunately, the kidnappers are all heroes who know current affairs, are straightforward, only care about money and wealth, and don't beat around the bush.But after all, he was facing the richest man, so he was still a little cautious when asking for money.In the end, Xing Kong had to set the price himself to settle the big plans in the heart of the kidnappers.

The kidnappers are also kind-hearted people who know how to be content and be grateful.He took the money, kowtowed, called Lord Xing, and turned into a grandson.Xing Kong saw that they were good at things, so he asked them to pass the teacher qualification certificate to become teachers.They can be seen in elementary school, middle school, and high school.Schools with them have high enrollment rates.

But this time the kidnapping was different. It was the first time that he was stuck in Zhongxi, and was strapped with a bomb.Xing Kong was still unwilling to call the police, so he asked his assistant Yanyang to find the most expensive rescue company, National Trade and Rescue Secret Service, NTR Secret Service for short, to rescue him.He also deliberately explained that he could not look at his face and asked the assistant to cover his head.Unexpectedly, he ran into a random EOD agent, who not only lifted his mask, but also slapped himself.Angry, unhappy, very confused.But he still couldn't hold back his grateful heart.

After all, he was a lifesaver, and he didn't do anything worse.Moreover, complaining and reporting will only let more people know that they have been kidnapped, which will make it difficult to make news and have no time to spend money.

The kidnapper without a trace, the bomb disposal master who has no rules, these two Xing Kong are too lazy to care about them.I just thought that I could get the grave book of the bridal chamber at six o'clock.When the time came, there was no news on the phone.He immediately understood that something must have happened to Yan Yang.He hurriedly took Qiu Yitian straight to the cemetery, trying to use money to snatch the bridal chamber back from the buyer.

He likes this bridal chamber for no particular reason, just like it.If something you like is bought by others, it becomes a love that cannot be loved.Super angry, angry with Yan Yang.Very upset, unhappy to buy people.Especially confused, who is it?

With black smoke on his head, resentment on his feet, and a phantom that even snakes, mice, mice and ants would have to avoid, he was looking for a buyer in the bridal chamber.

When he saw the buyer putting his hands in his pockets and closing his eyes to bask in his Adam's apple in a beam of light from the gap in the ceiling, he was even more confused, and shouted completely uncontrollably: "It's you?!"

Fu Chengfeng slowly turned his head and half opened his eyes to look at Xing Kong, and looked at the corners of his mouth: "Are you chasing me?"

"You bought this place?" Xing Kong was surprised. Did you buy it with the commission fee you paid?He thought to himself, otherwise, how could a bomb dismantler or an earthling have so much money.But what surprised him even more was that he actually had the same taste as himself!And he's an activist!

"Are you the customer who has no money to pay at all?" Fu Chengfeng was also a little surprised that Xing Kong actually fell in love with the same thing as himself.

"I didn't pay!" Xing Kong retorted.

"One meaning." Fu Chengfeng said.

Xing Kong took a few steps forward, walked into the aperture, stood still and said, "You can make a price."

Fu Chengfeng looked at him, with a greasy but not greasy back hair, a dark green velvet suit with dark patterns that made him want to unbutton it, and retro pointed leather shoes that were slightly wider than the snake face.Brooches, cufflinks, pocket squares, earrings, bracelets, big watches, and jewelry on all nine fingers except the ring finger of his left hand.It is estimated that he was too hasty to go out. The clothes he is wearing now are at least half an hour behind the ones he has seen in various serious or indecent news.But this can't conceal his aura of "never live in the crotch".

Xing Kong saw that Fu Chengfeng didn't answer for a long time, his eyes snaked on his body, thinking that he was thinking about how much money to pay.Unexpectedly, after walking a few times, what I waited for was a very contemptuous "I am not short of money."

Xing Kong was a little surprised. He felt that only he was qualified to say the words "I'm not short of money".After thinking about it, maybe the other party is trying to pave the way for the "outrageous" amount, so let the other party step down.Xing Kong took out a white diamond card and handed it to Fu Chengfeng.Before he could speak, Fu Chengfeng repeated it more firmly: "I'm not short of money."

It was the first time for the card I took out to go back the same way, and the return was very hesitant.Judging by Fu Chengfeng's expression, it doesn't look like he wants to refuse or welcome.

Xing Kong thought for a while and said, "Then you can make a condition."

Fu Chengfeng took off his shorts and underpants all at once: "I want to lose my virginity, right now, right here."

Xing Kong quickly glanced at Lazy Xiaofu: "I'm sick."

"I have a condom." Fu Chengfeng backhanded a condom, pinched it in his hand and fanned it like a magic trick.

"Condoms are not omnipotent." Xing Kong looked at the small square piece dangling in front of his eyes, and it was really a condom.

"Illness is your fault." Fu Chengfeng continued.

"Why do you have tricks?" Xing Kong immediately replied.

"When you go out, take the four treasures with you, carry them with you." Fu Chengfeng stepped out of his trousers piled on the ground and approached Xing Kong.

"What are the other three treasures?" Xing Kong stood upright, watching Fu Chengfeng get closer and closer to him.

"Truck keys." Fu Chengfeng replied quickly.

"What the hell?" Xing Kong didn't understand, is it popular for people on earth to have fun in trucks?

"Black card, sports car, door key." Fu Chengfeng moved his face closer, and Xing Kong still looked into his eyes motionlessly.He was wondering why it was these three things, and roughly guessed that it was a routine that people on Earth liked.That Fu Chengfeng should be a person with a history of romance.

Recalling what Fu Chengfeng said after carrying himself to the bedroom, Xing Kong raised his chin slightly and looked at Fu Chengfeng fiercely: "Are you a virgin, you just want to fuck me!"

Fu Chengfeng also held his chin and looked sharply at Xing Kongpipi and said: "I've made the offer, it's up to you whether you accept it or not. Don't worry, I won't force it. The melon that is forced is too sweet, I'm afraid It's on."

"You don't have any other pursuits?" Xing Kong asked.

"Fucking you with your consent is all I want." Fu Chengfeng said.

The two looked at each other with their eyes, and neither of them blinked, feeling that a group of thugs with axes and machetes could be summoned behind each other at any time.Seeing this situation, the light above his head consciously moved aside slowly.

It was dark in the bridal chamber, and the eyes of both of them were about to burst into tears.

Xing Kong felt that this stalemate was meaningless, he took a step back, and said with a half-smile: "Okay, then lie down."

"I just said that I want to lose my virginity, not my chick!" Fu Chengfeng followed suit.

"I told you to lie down because I want to sit up, not insert!" Xing Kong said angrily.

Fu Chengfeng was dazzled, and reacted for a while: "Huh? This is the first time...such a posture?"

"If you lose your virginity, it's like I'm broken. If you lose your virginity, this position is the least likely to get hurt." Xing Kong said while putting Xiaoqian down, spreading the coat over his suit on the floor, taking off his shoes, and standing At the edge of the coat, he began to untie the belt, "Lie on my coat."

Fu Chengfeng was a little surprised, is this for real?In a trance, he touched his coat and lay down, without taking his eyes off Xing Kong's hand.Those are a pair of hands that are not flirtatious, fair and slender, with very light pink on the joints.He watched Xing Kong pull out the belt neatly and rolled it around Xiaoqian's neck, and said foolishly: "But I still like the feeling of facing back, this position, I feel like I am suffering."

Xing Kong unbuttoned his trousers and pulled the zipper: "After entering, you move, I don't move, I pant, if you don't pant, you attack."

"Oh..." Fu Chengfeng looked at Xiao Xing, who had been raped for more than ten hours today, in the concave shape of the underwear printed with roses. The chrysanthemum tightened, and subconsciously said what was in his heart: "But how do I feel? Am I already mature in terms of momentum?"

"Then follow the feeling." Xing Kong flicked the trousers he took off to Fu Chengfeng's face.

Fu Chengfeng's eyes were dark, and he smelled the faint "morning afterward" smell on his trousers, and he let out a dumbfounded "oh".

"Let's avoid the foreplay." Xing Kong gently stepped on Xiaofu with his foot and said.

"But...but I'm not completely hard yet." Fu Chengfeng trembled slightly.

"It just needs this hardness to get in so that it doesn't hurt." Xing Kong took off his suit jacket, and then applied a layer of woody and floral scented mask on Fu Chengfeng.

"Take the clothes off my face," Fu Chengfeng said softly, touching Xing Kong's smooth feet, "I can't see you anymore."

Xing Kong pressed hard on his feet, teasingly said: "Do you understand the fun?"

Fu Chengfeng rubbed Xing Kong's calf Achilles tendon: "It's the most interesting thing to do while looking at your face."

"Okay..." Xing Kong lifted up the clothes covering Fu Chengfeng's face with his feet, "Then watch carefully!"

Fu Chengfeng was not surprised, in fact, he had already expected that Xing Kong would not let him go.Watching him take off the belt, he had a premonition that he would inevitably be tied up.When the trousers are blindfolded, I know that the next fantasy will not come true.But he still wants to play with Xing Kong, because he likes it.And he felt that even if he was tied up, he was still an agent anyway, and it would not be difficult to escape.

Both ankles were held tight by belts.Fu Chengfeng looked at Xing Kong who was shaking his pants, at least he whipped him with a belt before he came up, and accompanied him to make some foreplay mixed with petitgrain, lavender, seaweed, cotton, patchouli, amber and pine, and the aftertaste was very good Thick, rich ride the wind is very satisfying.

He lay obediently with his head in his hands and smiled triumphantly, "I knew you had to tie me up."

Xing Kong put on his pants, looked at Xiao Fu who lowered his head, and thought, is he not charming enough?Or is it not good at defusing bombs?Looking at it, an unknown fire flared up: "Xiaoqian, pee on him."

"........."

Fu Chengfeng did not expect Xing Kong to come up with this trick after all his thinking, but he felt that at this moment, it is the wisest choice to respond to all movements with inaction.If you don’t hide well and lie on the ground, then the muddy feeling is better than letting it pee honestly. Anyway, the animals in the luxury ball are not smelly or showy, the urine is transparent, and even the excrement has the smell of springing bamboo shoots.

Fortunately, Xiaoqian's pee doesn't last long.

Fu Chengfeng looked at Xiao Fu, and he wondered if Xiao Fu would grow up after being watered by the urine of the richest man's pet.If it is soaked in boy urine again, will it speed up the growth rate?But after thinking about it, I looked up at Xing Kong and said in a daze: "I admit that my knowledge blind spot can be said to cover my brain in all directions. Although I don't want to face this problem squarely. But at this moment, I must Let me ask you weakly, is the urine of the red panda poisonous?"

"Yes, you will bleed from all seven orifices tonight and die from festering." Xing Kong said.

Fu Chengfeng was dubious, but hurriedly wiped his underwear.Anyway, he is also a person who is about to die, and he has a big heart.He sat up in a sit-up, arched his buttocks and moved to a piece of clean clothes, touched the silk lining and said, "So, you don't want this coat anymore?"

"I'll use it as a diaper for you." Xing Kong picked up Xiaoqian and turned to leave.

Fu Chengfeng sighed: "When I came in, I found that there were many bombs buried in this hole, which were not of the same type as yours. This kind of bomb can be stepped on casually, but as long as the person who stepped on it gets out of the hole, all The bombs will go off together.”

Seeing that Xing Kong stopped, Fu Chengfeng continued: "As for why there are so many bombs here, you have also seen that this is actually a wild cave on the top of a wild mountain, and it is probably the ammunition left over from previous wars." Ku," he said, and began to untie his belt.

Xing Kong smiled speechlessly: "I've been in and out of here several times in a few days, do you think my IQ needs to be paid back?"

"It seems that I really can't fool you." Fu Chengfeng said.Unexpectedly, the belt became tighter and tighter as it was untied, and my hands turned red, but my ankles were bleeding more and more.

Fu Chengfeng was in a hurry, he squeezed out a small knife from the hat string, cut and said, "You let me go, I thought I could break free."

After cutting for a long time, the knife was bent, and the belt felt a little hairy.

"What kind of high-end bedding did you buy? It can't be cut." Fu Chengfeng shouted.

"I'll pay you ten times the price for this bridal chamber." Xing Kong said.

"Marry me, this is yours." Fu Chengfeng straightened the knife and continued to stab hard.

Xing Kong turned his head to look at Fu Chengfeng and said seriously: "One hundred times."

Throwing the knife and lying back, Xing Kong thought this was the rhythm of the negotiation.He walked back to Fu Chengfeng's side, saw him staring blankly at the hole above his head, and said flatly: "You go, go to the person you want to go to."

This is really unexpected, Xing Kong has never encountered injustice with money in his life.He became curious about the man in front of him.

"Why do you insist on a bridal chamber?" Xing Kong asked.

"Then why do you insist on a bridal chamber?" Fu Chengfeng replied.

"I like it, I like it. I like it even more if you snatch it from me. If you like it, you have to fight for it, and fighting for it is inevitable." Xing Kong said firmly, "I answered, don't tell me you The reason is the same as mine, and I want to hear your real reason."

Fu Chengfeng turned sideways, thought for a long time to say or not to say.Finally said it.

"Do you know CP bombs? You definitely don't. It's the name of the bombs strapped to your body today." Fu Chengfeng touched Xing Kong's leather shoes and said, "CP bombs are the most powerful bombs in the earth age. It stands to reason that It should have been destroyed along with the earth."

"Can you tell me the main point." Xing Kong watched Fu Chengfeng's hands slip from his shoes to his trousers, rubbing them back and forth in one place like picking fabric.He let him play with his trousers, because he thought Fu Chengfeng's hands were really pretty, much more likable than his face.

"There is a curse about CP bombs in our bullet circle, called Wuqi imprisonment." Fu Chengfeng put his hand into Xing Kong's trouser legs, and drew circles on the socks with his index finger, "Anyone who dismantles CP bombs will be punished." He died on the sixth day. At first, everyone thought it was just a coincidence, but ten times can be a coincidence, and if it happens every time, it is inevitable. In short, so far, no one in the history of bomb disposal has escaped this bad luck. So we There is a popular saying in the spring ring, it is called CPCP, and if it is dismantled, it will burp and fart."

"I'm a bomb defuser. I don't believe in gods and Buddhas, but in evil. So, I think I don't have a few days left, and I just want to find a place I like to catch up on sleep in a few days." Fu Chengfeng's hand continued Slipping up, "I didn't tell anyone about it, because I still had the slightest hope that it was just a coincidence. And even if I said it, who would believe it, you?"

Naturally, Xing Kong didn't believe it, not because he didn't believe in evil at all, but because his impression of Fu Chengfeng was that he was a man with no words, and Fu Chengfeng had just lied to him.But no matter what, no money, the condition is that I didn't accept it, the negotiation couldn't be reached, and I couldn't blame him.

He pressed the buckle of the belt, and it turned out to be fingerprint recognition...

"I hate people who are not moved by money the most in my life." Xing Kong said coldly.

Fu Chengfeng didn't expect Xing Kong to let him go, he was very happy, his face was full of smiles.He leaned close to Xing Kong's ear and said softly, "It's love."

As soon as the belt was loosened, Xing Kong carried Xiao Qian away.Fu Chengfeng immediately put on his pants, took Xing Kong's coat belt and his own underwear, and chased after him.Seeing Xing Kong's back dangling in front of his eyes, he wanted to talk comfortably.

The left sentence: "Have you not eaten yet? Let me treat you to dinner." The right sentence: "What do you like to eat? I can cook." At the door of the bridal chamber...